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Hey guys what the fuck is wrong with my dick?

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Hey guys what the fuck is wrong with my dick?
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>>730457893
what dick ?
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>>730457893
Shit man i'm so glad right now
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It's a sad goose.
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Too much vacuum cleaner fucking
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Is this really your dick? I need to know because holy shit, please please please, GO TO A DOCTOR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
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its a pic from a corpse, folks
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Be careful around thanksgiving anon.
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>>730457893
i know it's not OP's peepee, as it's way too big, but goddamn am I happy of my good looking average sized dick when I see thing like that. Poor guy.
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>uncut fags
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Try cutting about here.
Just take some scissors and go at it.
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>>730458157
That's classed as big??
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You could stop jerking to random girls and instead go to s.n.a.p.c.h.a.t.y(.)me and get anyones nudes.
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I've seen many, many dicks in my life. but this ....Thing.... is ugly as fuck! I wished i where blind.
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>>730457893
never too late to get a circumcision
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>>730457893
What isn't wrong with your dick?
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>>730458143
Lost
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Nothing, your dick is just only in soft state
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>>730457924
/thread
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looks pretty normal, stop comparing yourself to all the giant cocks in porn that have been kosherized.
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>>730457893
Looks like a decent place to hide your drugs tbh
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>>730458049
Is it that bad?

>>730458215
Was tempted to get circumcised.

>>730458361
>pic related, hard
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>>730458549
God it looks like ET's finger
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>>730458215
your dick looks normal to anyone who isn't a jew, a muzzie, or an Amerifat.
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.............You have a bogey in your poobes
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>>730458549

Wtf
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pretty sure this is just bait
https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/670012426/ < funny dick threat in archive
>>730457893
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without a doubt the nastiest dick i've ever seen
cheers
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>>730458549
whats that green shit???????!
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>>730458549
Yes, dude i have foreskin too and you didnt slip the skin to make it look ugly.
You are no fooling me .
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>>730457893
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>>730458549
oh bullshit that's an ancient picture and not your cock
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>>730458549
Did this bitch glue his dick inside his foreskin? Because I think he glued his dick inside his foreskin
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>>730458549
First, you have phimosis
Second, this doesn't matter. Your dick is fucked up, call your dad and ask questions
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>>730458042
kek
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>>730458549
Medically, you need to get circumcised. That shit is cutting off circulation and has probably already done nerve damage
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>>730458727
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>>730458698
Well no one is going to get circumcised twice now are they?
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>>730458727
Cutting your dick because some bitches tell you that looks better ?
Beta male confirmed.
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>>730458769
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>>730458549
Show the head
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>>730458832
shh he might still fall for it
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>>730458061
this

its a pic taken in a morgue, newfags
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>>730458769
Nah it's skin, his base is very thin compared to the top. Had nothing to do with the skin. Top(phimosis) doesn't cut off circulation.
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>>730457893
>>730458549
Spam these in all the rate threads pls.
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>>730457893

Yeah, if that is actually your dick and not something you found on a medical journal, you need to see a doctor immediately.

You have severe smegma buildup behind your glans, your foreskin is too tight and will have to be removed, you probably have an infection and your nutsack looks like the testes might have already gone gangrenous or necrotic.
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>>730458688
Coolant
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>>730457893
why is your sack so purple... did you stretch it or some shit?
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Yes, that's a dead body here. Fuck you
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>>730457893
looks like the neck/head of one of the ducks hanging up in the gook markets lolol, filthy cunt.
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>>730458975
how do you know his foreskin is too tight unless he tries to pull it bac you dipshit, looks pretty loose to me roflmfao
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>>730458549
Kek
Nice wart
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>>730458946
Rolling
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>>730458946
Roll
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>>730458946
Rollz
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>>730458946
Rollipolli
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>>730458975
>smegma
my new favorite word
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>>730458946
rolling
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>>730458549
can you pull your foreskin back ?
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