tell me about things youve seen i wouldnt believe

>>730453906
a black republican janitor

>>730453906
>tell me about things youve seen i wouldnt believe
I've seen starships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
I've seen c-beams glitter by the Tannhäuser Gate

All from memory, but I feel like they'll soon be lost
....like tears in the rain.

Time to log off and go shoot some clays

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>>730454407

Boobs

>>730454407
>also, Vangelis

>>730453906
Hitler
live

>>730453966
lies

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>>730454407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QefqJ7YhbWQ

>>730453906
a naked woman...in my bed.

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The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
Fucking rainbows after it rains

>>730454407
>starships
Attack ships, fuckwad.

>>730454407
>ä
You disgust me, gtfo

>>730453906
My wife once opened her eyes and only then realized her eyes had been shut for two minutes. She was not in any way asleep.

Unrelated occasion, she once had a full conversation with me while asleep in the car, then woke up mid conversation.

Apparently being able to lucid dream every night really blurs your sense of reality.

>>730453906
I watched a man trip over while running across a street and he was hit by (of all things) an ambulance.

>>730456544
That's interesting as fuck tbqh.

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>>730453906
Nigger, I've seen so many things you wouldn't believe you wouldn't believe.
Pic related - one of them.

Saw a lady slip on a banana peel in downtown LA, I'm still pursuaded there was a hidden camera somewhere...

i have seen the paradise of love that came from looking at her and the hell that followed afterwards as i looked at myself

I once saw a billionaire let his 5 year old throw rocks at other people's cars just so he'd stop screaming and trying to punch strangers.

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The Glory of andy's log...

So dreamy... so creamy... so wonderfully steamy!!!

>>730454407
Sounds like you need to try DMT

I shared a dream with a girl 10 years ago.
In my dream I was in my room reading a book and she stormed in and said "I'm not crazy."
The next day I talked to her and said "You had the same dream too didn't you?"
"We're not crazy."

To people that doubt me... look up Carl Jung's Synchronicity. Psychic dreams DO happen.

>>730453906
Not to get all /x/ in your thread, but I saw one of those "shadow people" once. I've never believed in ghosts or anything like that but it was as real as anything else I'd ever seen in my life. Scared the shit out of me.

Saw the Joplin Spook Light. AKA honest to god Will O' Wisp. Look it up. Its a thing.

>>730457417
Sounds like you need to kill yourself

>>730453906
Earth is the longest flattest planet no matter what state or country you travel by.

>>730457531
This is awesome

>>730453906
dad not hitting mom ( ._.)

>>730456997
Jfc

Meteor in Texas. Shit lit up the sky for a couple seconds.

>>730453906
I once saw my schizophrenic neighbour take all his clothes off, run around masturbating in the street and then attempt to jump over his fence. You might believe it; I just wish I hadn't seen it.

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I saw my wife eating shit and loving it. it was fucking disgusting. pic related

>>730453906
lana del rays vagina

>>730453906
An intelligent, rational woman

I watched two Russian hookers suck a dog's dick for about $500 each

>>730456757
what's in the booooooooooox???

>>730459086
Did it taste like Pepsi-Cola?

>>730453906
Saw someone pop their femoral artery when I was about 8, that was messy. Drugs are dangerous, kids.

>>730453906
Been hostage two times
See gun against my head in both occasions
It's not that bad

>>730459418
holy shit how did you know

>she has a thing for drinking pepsi with her pussy, gives it that nice sticky feeling and makes dick taste sweet after

>>730453906
happiness

>>730455991
I did say it was from memory, which fades as I approach my 7th decade. I didn't take the time to Google it, like you did in the 27 minutes after my post.

>>730456183
>b
You're pretty repulsive yourself

I have a memory from my childhood. I was really young when this happened/didn't happen. Must have been a dream.

>walk inside kitchen
>look out window
>i see earth up in the sky, instead of the moon

Seen The Dave Clarke Five, Black Sabbath, Pink Floyd (with Rogers onboard), ELP, Curved Air, Joe Cocker, Sinead O'Connor, Elbow, Huey Lewis, all live.

None of you will ever be able to match or repeat that. You may see other bands; you may criticise my choice of bands to see, but none of you, none, will ever be able to repeat that combination.

>>730453906
I've seen an actual UFO.

It was in 2008. I was in 8th grade and the entire rest of my class was outside watching some 5th graders do a revolutionary war reenactment.

Then, I spotted something in the sky. It was this little solid black line. It was shaped like "I". It was completely stationary in the sky. Then it started changing shapes while still staying in the same spot. There were no visible mechanical parts or any possible way for it to be changing shapes like that. It changed to several shaped. Some straight, some curved. By this point I had already subtly pointed it out to a friend who then not so subtly pointed it out to the rest of the 8th grade. Everyone was looking at it and talking about it.

Our teachers were less concerned about the fucking UFO and more concerned with us making so much noise. It was a catholic school, so you probably know how they are.

This is a very real thing. I've tried finding videos or stories of other people seeing something similar. It seemed to be very high up in the sky.

I can't remember what exactly happened when/if it left. If it did, it probably just quickly went above the clouds or something.

So a brief description. Solid black object floating in the sky starts changing shapes in an impossible way.

>>730453906
I once saw a hammered woman try to chat a fella up, only to realize that she was about to be sick. Whipped around, vomited in handbag, turned around and kept going like nothing happened. The look of shock, horror and disgust in his eyes is something I'll never forget.

>>730453906

my sister giving my father a blowjob. went back to sleep. to this day sister denies it ever happened.

i was 6 btw.

>>730461648
>I've seen an actual UFO.
No you haven't. You may have seen an unexplained phenomenon.
>ib4 area 51 and Roswell credulous faggots

>>730461450
do you think that's a big deal because the bands have broken up or lost members?

>>730461450
But, who fucking cares?

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You could stop jerking to random girls and instead go to s.n.a.p.c.h.a.t.y(.)me and get anyones nudes.

>>730461648

ayy lmao.

>>730461805
>do you think that's a big deal
No. Just an on-topic and completely accurate post crafted to get the mindless little denizens of this shithole to respond.

Congratulations on being the first

>>730461450
Ugh I can just fucking see your twerpy little frame and over inflated ego jockeying for attention and recognition everywhere you go. I bet you're like 5' 8" and nearly bald

>>730461903
You're a moron.

>>730461813
>But, who fucking cares?
Nobody, and nor should they. Congrats on #2

Also see
>>730461903

>>730461803
an unexplained phenomenon? Like what?

I saw an object and 30+ other people saw the same object. Couldn't identify it. It was flying/floating. Therefore UFO.

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When I was like 5-7 years old I witnessed a man slash another mans kneecap off and I was literally 20 feet away of the incident. I can still picture the blood splattering on one of the neighbours door in the complex.

>>730461950
#3
And no; 6'3" and all my own hair

>>730461981
#4

>>730462053
I forgot to mention that the weapon used was a huge machete.

>>730453906
ufo motha fucka

Ok I got one for you.

>be me, ~22 years old
>father and brother come to visit me at college
>they stay in a hotel room
>I stay the night, share a bed with my brother ~20
>Wake up in the middle of the night
>dad is rolled over in the other bed, facing us, covers pulled off
>masturbating furiously
>I roll over, he covers up quickly and stops
>a minute or two later he rolls back over and starts up again
>we're facing each other.
>I roll back over, my back to him now
>now he really starts going to town
>I lay there and listen to my dad finish while my brother sleeps peacefully

something no person should ever have to suffer through /b/. Was he masturbating to me? Us? A hard, hard thing to overcome in our relationship. I'm convinced if I'd been born a girl I'd have been molested or worse growing up.

>>730457417
you stupid fuck

>>730462015
>an unexplained phenomenon? Like what?
I don't know. That's why it was unexplained. It was above the horizon, but that doesn't mean it was "flying"

UFO has a particular implication, which is what you wanted to portray, as
>"I saw something black in the sky and I couldn't work out what it was"
isn't likely to get you any responses.

>>730453906
The Fate of the world is in the hands of a Korean Psychopathic Narcissist and an American Moronic Narcissist

remember, with narcissists, nobody else matters.

>>730453906
I saw a faked facetime suicide on liveleak, and lots of kekking and butthurt on 4chan

I've seen trolls reduce all of life and love to bitter triviality....and I was not surprised at all

>>730453906
The beautiful sight of nice round teen ass in front of me as I was about to penetrate that pussy when I lost my virgnity to a 9/10
Was so cash. Get instant hard on thinking of it.

>>730462175
>I'm convinced if I'd been born a girl I'd have been molested or worse growing up


not that there's anything wrong with that........?

>>730462272
What

I'm telling you exactly what I saw. It's not my fault it was a black object in the sky. What, does it have to be a cartoon flying saucer with a little green boy piloting it?

Also to be more specific about the shapes. The object was able to make things like triangles and squares. It wasn't just a line curving around.

Saw orange lights in the sky when I was canoeing. It was at night and I was just looking in the right spot to see one orange ball of light just appear in the sky, then another one appeared above it, then two more appeared but at the same time. It made the shape of an upside down L, then they all disappeared at once. Don't really know what to think of it, don't know if its military or aliens. Don't know which would be worse.

>>730461713
she knows you have no pix......

>>730462713
>I'm telling you exactly what I saw.
Yes. An unexplained phenomenon. Description follows......
Also, you were about 14.

>>730453906
My friend was standing about seven metres away from me in the middle of a storm and I threw a crisp (potato chip for ameritards) in his direction, and the wind blew it directly into his mouth.
Deformed, bald animal-type-thing crawling through a hedge on a night out with friends. Two others confirm it so I know I wasn't seeing shit.
Man molesting a kid on a bus full of people. Didn't really click as to what I'd seen until I was off the bus some time later.

>>730456544
I have conversations with my wife while she sleeps. She never remembers them.

They are short. Her responses are reactive, not exploratory....kind of like some daft Ai

>>730462709
wat

>>730462791
>don't know if its military or aliens
Neither

Another credulous faggot
>hurr durr, I saw something in the sky I couldn't explain, it must be the military of a UFO
Some examples

>http://www.bbc.co.uk/earth/story/20150928-ten-strange-lights-that-appear-in-the-sky

>https://www.newscientist.com/blog/lastword/2007/09/lights-in-sky.html

>http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/huge-light-across-the-sky-leaves-thousands-of-americans-terrified-a6725866.html

>>730462815
>Implying Americans vote

>>730462851
How would my age matter? Teenagers aren't braindead monkeys. Do you not have any memories or something?

Also if it is an unexplained phenomenon, how can you be so sure it wasn't a flying fucking object. Especially when you never saw it yourself.

>>730453906
you.

>>730463192

I don't know why that other guy is arguing with you so much. It sounds like a pretty remarkable story to me.

>>730463192
>Teenagers aren't braindead monkeys
They are these days

Also, life experience and critical thinking skills are underdeveloped

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>>730453906
Your mind is a window on the wall, kinda like the matrix.

>>730463192
>Also if it is an unexplained phenomenon, how can you be so sure it wasn't a flying fucking object.
I can't. More importantly, nor can you. So unless independently confirmed as a UFO, it remains an unexplained phenomenon

>>730453906
I held a rock that was over a BILLION years old.

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Human sacrifice.
Dogs and cats living together.
Mass hysteria.

>>730463315
Thanks. It would definitely be a story I would make sure to tell on my death bed. My favorite part is how I wasn't the only one who saw it. Helps make me seem less crazy lol

>>730463110

Do me do me!
I saw a UFO in Pennsylvania once. It was a big silver object changing shapes subtly. Then it seemed to just vanish.

>>730457417
Your in every thread and offer this despite the context. I would if I fucking could.

>>730463415
By it's nature you cannot confirm a UFO. If you identify it, it is no longer an Unidentified Flying Object.
This aint rocket science.

>>730463509
Impossible, the Earth is only 10,000 years old

>>730463696
>>730463696
>Do me do me!
See my previous skeptical replies. Rinse and repeat

>>730463757
This is true. However, there are the implications around the words "flying" and "object"

>>730459799
story?

I was haunted once. A ghost would stay near my computer and watch me. Haven't seen her since I moved out of my mothers house.

>>730464223
>>730464170

>>730453906
the holocaust

>>730463952
Family runs a jewelry
In third world country
So... you can see what happens

>>730464495
You've seen the holocaust?

>>730459090
You're right, I don't believe it.

>>730464450
Yeah I posted in the wrong thread.

>>730453906
>be at a local beauty spot (in lancashire UK)
>be tourists everywhere
>mainly yanks (being loud as fuck)
>hear propeller plane engines in the distance
>getting louder
>everyone looks up
>no planes anywhere
>getting louder
>tourists all aiming cameras up
>still no planes
>someone shouts and points down
>into the valley at the side of where we were
>2 spitfires and a Lancashire Bomber flying in formation
>below us
>tourists freak the fuck out
>still one of the most awesome things I've ever seen

>be me
>be 12
>in bed
>insomnia at this age sucks
>according to the glow in the dark clock its 3:15 am
>live in remote area
>everyone is asleep bar me
>my bedroom door opens
>wtf?
>tall figure walks in
>paralyzed with fear
>figure doesnt look at me just looks straight ahead out my bedroom windon
>still cant move
>figure opens up my wardrobe and walks in
>disappears
>still cant move till about an hour late

parents said it was sleep paralysis but i didnt wake up nor go to sleep still freaks me out 10 years later. can still remember the figure always afraid it'll come back

>>730465037
Are you sure it wasn't a Spitfire, a Hurricane and a Lancaster?

Battle of Britain Memorial flight. Saw them (and a fuckton of other WWII warbirds) at Duxford a few years ago

>>730465215
Actually, yeah, one of them could've been a Hurricane.

i've seen fire and i've seen rain

>>730465179
Sleep paralysis. You just didn't realise you fell asleep.

>>730465369
I hope so man, didnt go back into that room for about two weeks after. I've also had sleep paralysis after this and before it never was it more real to me than this time.

>>730465275
There you go then - BoB memorial Flight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xq-o61h9HAE

Gives me goosebumps every fucking time. Those fucking Merlins

>>730465463
Same, with added fighters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svx6tg5Ofc8

>>730461378
Deep as fuck

>>730465549
Now, just the fighters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6c3v9iihgw

I saw this at Duxford. The man tears.

>>730463313
kek

>>730465037
How was it below you? Like, how many stories up were you?

>>730454407
You know he did that ad lib right. Dang hes good
Well.... partially scripted

>>730463814
It's 2017 years old you retard

>>730466467
Know what a turtle is? Same thing

>>730453906
I've seen ball lighting with 3 other people. I also watched a meteor burn through the atmosphere and a few chunks break off as is coasted through. Late 90's

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>>730456997
Faggot

>>730457094
Good one

>>730457588
>Seen them too
Tweakers see them all the time
>it's not special or supernatural faggot

>>730458997
cool

>>730459664
rough

>>730460498
everybody in this thread as seen happiness whether they realize it or not, faggot.

>>730461704
MMmmm quality

>>730462696
quality

...

I've seen plenty of things lots of people don't believe, that's why I generally don't talk about them. Lots to do with drugs. Lot's to do with being a traveling hobo.

How about this one: I was smoking weed and decided to have a wank. My dick became a vivid rocketship that I was pumping for launch with every stroke. Around my dick, in concentric circles, chibi robots, scientists and living toys danced in rhythum, on my furniture. All things flashing violent colors until lift off.
>One of the best experiences of my life
>Think like "Enter the void" kind of images

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Legit.

>took girl home from bar
>whiskey dick, can't fuck.. pass out in my chair.
>wake up 2 hrs later to sounds of moaning
>girl has gone into my kitchen and taken my olive oil bottle and potato masher.
>girl is fucking herself with the handle of the potato masher, and using the oil as lube
>all of my wat.
>wake up properly, smash, tell her to leave, throw potato masher in trash...

>>730457588
Elaborate?

>>730462175
Don't let him babysit your kids.

>>730461450

>black sabbath

You have seen god

>>730453906
>be me
>have stone bench outside my house
>coming home from uni
>pissing buckets of rain
>get to front of house
>dry ring around stone bench
>bench was dry as well
>sit down and watch the rain
>crazy relgious neighbor walks by and freaks out

>>730456757
I remember having one of these back in the day

>>730467353
>You have seen god
Indeed. And he was wearing a slightly dirty yellow jump-suit.

Unless you are referring to 9-fingered Tony

>Watching this movie right now.

>>730467528

Referring to the band in whole. Black sabbath was one of the bands that really got me into playing guitar, which in turn has helped pull me out of suicidal depression and utter self hatred. My life has gotten a lot better this year, and it all started with getting back into playing music. Thank you black sabbath. You might have actually saved my fucking life.

>>730453906
ive seen autism >730466853

>>730464495
I don't believe.

>>730468078
>I've seen someone, who can't link to posts, posting about autism.

>>730456757
I had a rare one handed down by my Egyptian uncle, lost it in house fire haven't seen one since.

I saw an old man do a full sweep the leg to a toddler at a park one time

>>730465179
I don't know, for me, I know I am awake but I can't fucking move I fucking hate it, I can't even open my eyes, one things for sure though, when this happens, shit gets freaky I don't know if every ones sleep paralysis is the same, but for mine I am usually unable to move, or see anything but my body goes in to fight or flight mode and I am doing every thing in my power to move, to me its like I have to move or some thing will get me, at least that's how my mind feels.

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>>730457531
Out of EVERYTHING in this thread... This is the one post i absolutely do not believe. Hell i believe this guy over your shit >>730454407
That's how stupid your horoscope psychic nonsense is

I have walked where no man has every been many times. No lie.

A good thread in 4chan nowadays.

>>730453906

I've seen a UFO before. I was 16 at the time. I was riding my ATV on the trails through the forest, there is a part of the trail that cuts through a large open field. Once i cleared the trees something caught my eye in the sky above. I stopped and opened my visor for a closer look. The best way to describe the shape of it is the general shape of a computer mouse. Very smooth, no intrusions or sharp edges, but still able to identify the front/rear/sides. Had a stone metallic color to it. It was hovering there. I turned off my ATV to see if i can hear anything but no luck. Then it accelerated forward almost instantly, and with the same violent movement turned and sped off over the tree line at an incredible speed.

I have always been into aviation and can identify most aircraft, but to this day ive never seen anything like it. I am a man of science and like to believe we are not alone in the galaxy. I know what i saw, and maybe one day there will be answers.

>>730463826
Ok got it. So you want me to call it an unexplained phenomenon. Not a UFO. This is how I will explain it from now on. I can't believe how stupid I've been all these years. This must be why no one believes anything I say. Thank you so much.

Is there anything else? Can I still call my dog a dog and cat a cat? What about frogs?

>>730453906
I've see yet another fat pretentious fedora faggot responding to numerous posts as if they were directed to him and as if any would actually give two fucks about his inexperienced and ignorant opinion(s)
>>730466853

>>730469526
Wait, do I have to say: description as follows?
Can I say: description IS as follows?

Also can I call them UPOs?

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>>730466853
>Think like "Enter the void" kind of images

Honestly, no one cares, faggot

>>730463415
Why the fuck do you care so much if it was flying or not? Let the guy call it a ufo for fucks sake

>>730469565
I hope he reads and rates mine!

>>730463415
Jesus asshole, are you just trolling this dude now? You are arguing semantics for no fucking reason.

>>730453906
I've seen a dog climb a ladder into a monster truck.

>>730462815
more than a half of America didn't even show up to vote.
Pieces of shit.

>>730469906
/thread

>>730470134

Yep. Fuck hillary, fuck trump, fuck bernie sanders, ben carson, all the other candidates. We deserve a recount, I don't believe liberals should be allowed to vote, because drugs, and dicks and vagina rule their minds, and they don't make intelligent decisions,.

>>730463332
>Your mind is a window on the wall
???

>>730470246

shh, his being deep.

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>>730453906
Brain matter spread across the pavement. Was an emt fag for a bit. Also, burning body, it stinks. It starts off almost smelling like bbq, till it hits hair, organs etc. Then it stinks. We dont grill lungs and stuff like that, so when those "unsuable" organs cook it stinks. Muscle and skin is just muscle and skin though.

Christ I'm glad I quit that job.

>>730453906

I once saw the Lady of White Rock Lake. We didn't stop to pick her up.

I once met an articulate, well-groomed, well-dressed, upper middle class black man who'd started his own small chain of upscale restaurants.

No shit.

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>>730470214
>intelligent decisions

>>730453906
A shadow demon who claims the dark one will awaken in less than a year and no weapon on earth will stop it

ayy lmao

>>730461648
Sounds like a strange phenomenon, how close was it, and how quickly did it change shapes?

>>730469180
Sounds pretty spooky to me. Do you think it reacted to your presence? Where did this take place,

>>730456544
adversely, I've fallen asleep on a bus and woken up thinking I was still pulling out of traffic near where I got on to find that I was a couple seconds from my stop.

The entire ride I was between sleep and wakefulness and had no perception of the time that had passed.

>>730461704
I saw an obviously drunken 50ish woman in black leather jacket and miniskirt crossing the street. When she got between 2 parking cars, she bent ahead touching the ground while pulling sideways her panties, and released backwards a forceful and long ray of piss for seemingly a whole minute.

I pretty sure i spotted a submarine in Vänern SWE, where one absolutly wouldnt be, its a posibility that a sub could take the canals up to it, but still wtf did it do there, i + my bro was unfortunately the only one that saw it

>>730469180

My buddy and I once saw a UFO. We were sitting on the hood of his car, havin a coupla beers, when we saw this light show up next to a star. The light moved up, then down, then over, in a perfect isosceles triangle, then disappeared.

I turned to my buddy and said "Did you see that?" He looked at me, took a swig, and said "Yup. Damndest thing I ever saw..."

>>730453906
I have dreams that i cannot comprehend. I remember what happens but i cannot explain what is happening in them.

>>730471690
Care to elaborate?

>>730453906
I've seen a bag of organs on top of a dead body that I later had to pick up.

>>730471764
Things happen for reasons i dont understand, and how it happens does not make sense. I dont have them often but when i do it feels so surreal and i wake up with an accelerated heart rate, and spend the rest of the day trying fo figure out what i woke up from.

>>730471397
Why wouldn't we believe that you couldn't identify something that you saw flying in the sky?

>>730457531
Imagine if you had been having a sex dream

i never punch someone, but i do exercise :(

>>730453906
I backpacked across Africa and stoped at an ultra erotica show. Tickets we're a hundred dollars. At the show, black girls were sucking offer Rhynos, lions and zebras.

>>730453906
There's a stocky, roughly 6' tall black man with mental illness about a block away from my job that stands on the corner with a porno mag as he hold it up to traffic and points at it smiling and laughing.

>>730473200
That corner happens to also be in front of an elementary school and a mental hospital

>>730473200
Where do you live?

>>730453906
Me hanging out with a girl.

A pedophile's brains exit the left side of his head while he was walking to the bus stop to his dialysis appointment after I pulled the trigger

>>730469565
quality

>lol

>>730469827
>>730469565

>>730469768
You care enough

>>730453906
>be me
>2 years old
>see attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion
>see C-beams glitter in the dark, near the Tannhäuser Gate
>tfw all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

>>730473479
Florida

yo mommas ass

>>730453906

In Afghanistan I once saw a man's face blown clear off, in one piece, after a botched suicide bombing.

We found it 100m away on a wadi, in remarkably good condition (all things considered. Basically looked like a mask.

Me and my ranger buddies start laughing, hurr durr you won't wear it.

I put it on over my face, it's warm and sticky with viscera so it sticks. I stick t on firmly and light a cigarette, which I smoke through his lips.

>Derka derka, this didn't work out so well. I'm all fucked up.

We laughed.

>>730453906
I once saw a guy on foot take a mortar dead on and get blown to pieces through a security camera while I was in Afghanistan

>>730473833
sick reference dude

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>>730455394
theres enough miracles here to blow ur brains
i seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly
miracles aint nothing to lie
shaggys little boys look just like shaggy and my little boy looks just like daddy
miracles each and everywhere you look
and aint nobody have to stay where they put
this world is yours for you to explore
theres nothing but miracles beyond your door

>>730473836
Reminds me of California. I used to see crazy black hobos doing the oddest stuff there. I think it's due to the warm weather or something.

>>730453906
I watched an Afghan placidly and inexpressively walk past me while on patrol carrying his newly dismembered arm under his other arm and casually walked a few hundred meters until he was out of sight.
It had obviously been blown off and he seemed otherwise to be fine.
We did not enquire as to whether he wanted assistance.

>>730459238
Lots of people here would do it for free.

Once I saw this man down in Mexico getting his face sawed off the cartels. They literally were carving the skin off his face.

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>>730473969
You are full of shit you neckbeard basement dwelling shitposter, in my experience any recently removed lumps of people cool very quickly and it would feel cool to the touch, also how did it get blown so far?
You don't know the first thing about it, the face is delicate and would be totally destroyed, the head wouldn't even travel that far.
You want to see that shit instead of making it up Mr. Ranger, then fucking join up you retarded glory-hunting shitposter.

>>730465594
It represents the duality of men.

>>730466923
Well if you weren't able to then something had to please her.

>>730466923
You got cucked by a potato masher.

>>730461450
pink floyd god tier
>fuck roger waters tho
>hes a fuckin punk
>gilmore is the real fucking floyd god
either way im still jealous of anyone who got to see them in their prime

>>730474613

The ACM had a Kevlar vest on under the SBIED, for whatever reason.

The entire vest didn't explode just the front half. This caused the wave of kinetic energy tonblast outwards and upwards in a plane which rebounded slightly off the Kevlar weave.

This had the effect of extending a plane of which sliced upward and took his face clean off. I imagine it flexed enough to carry on the explosion. It was blown out in the radius from the initiation point. We found it maybe 5 minutes later.

It was burned and cooked badly but still recognizable. Soft tissue does weird things when it encounters kinetic force.

But the point was to tell a story you wouldn't believe, right?

>smh, anon wouldn't believe the truth even if it dropped massie nudes on his doorstep.

>>730461803
queerfag no one is saying aliens but UFOs are very real and your in denial if you say otherwise

>>730469565
I hate people who do that so much I immediately assume he is a faggot in real life.

I saw Johnny Manziel and some of his teamates drug and rape a girl at a frat party.

I am a mortician.
This one time in the 90's a guy who was about to get married went out to fly a kite in the rain. And lightning hit the kite and it struck him in his ass and chest, and I had to spend 1 day to fix him. For the family.
We hired the florist for the funeral who was originally going to do his wedding and because of the kite we thought a Ben Franklin thing might look good, so they made like a Ben Franklin wig.
Oh my goodness.

>>730470866
The Dark Night Rises came out 5 years ago so he's kinda late.

>>730473564
Careful with what you say on the internet.

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>>730462851
your a fucking retard! this is my safe space your triggering me
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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>>730461803

umm UFO means Unidentified Flying Object. that exactly describes what he saw. UFO is short hand for 'an unexplained phenomenon'. no-one mentioned aliens but you.

faggot.

>>730453966
Uncle ruckus

>>730459050
Is her name Kimmy

>>730463757
>>730463905

that isnt true. you can know something exists without identifying it. a flower in front of me remains a definite object even if i dont identify it as a rose.

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>>730466853
noone cares about your fagget opinions fagget
eat some more tendies you fucking edgelord

>>730456584
Like rain on your wedding day.

>>730466853

things you tripped on drugs dont count, noone cares about your opinions.

>>730475369
Suicide bomber bothering to wear a kevlar vest?

Kek, go back and research this shit a bit more before making any more lies up.
What a fucking pathetic loser.

>>730475369
>>smh, anon wouldn't believe the truth even if it dropped massie nudes on his doorstep.

Smh, Anons wouldn't believe this shit even though Anon dropped massie bullshit on this post.

>>730456544
My wife is Vietnamese and talks in her sleep. If I tell her I don't speak Vietnamese, she translates for me. While still asleep.

>>730475369
Bullshit bro, write a novel next time.

>>730453906
A vagina

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>>730475369
Kek!
I laughed so hard, learn some of this shit mate, I was in Afghan a few times and this shit you've curled out is fucking ridiculous.

>>730457588
I have too, except they always seem to hide behind corners or doorways. and they look nasty

>>730477359
LOL! well memed, my friend!

>>730453906
I have seen your mom´s penis

>>730453906
I saw a peanut stand,
heard a rubber band,
saw a needle that winked its eye

>>730453906
As a child, we stopped at a rest stop on the highway. The rest room was down for repair, so they had porta-potties.

Go in the one and only for men and it's full to overflowing. Someone has sat on the rear of the seat, shitting a perfect shit that smished between their ass cheeks, leaving a perfect inverse mold of their ass crack.

>>730453906
>be me
>be ~13
>on swing in back yard, friends in garage
>about 10 feet in front of me 3 feet to the right of my neighbor's house I see like 7-10 orange glowing orbs dancing around in random, chaotic patterns.
>they were bright as fuck
>this lasts about 5 or 6 seconds before they just instantly disappear
>walk into garage, decide not to tell anyone cause noone would believe it

I have loads of these but I hate typing out stories especially when I've posted them a bunch of times already. I should probably save this stuff somewhere. Seen UFOs like you wouldn't believe lol. Also a few instances of astral projection and way too many synchronicitys to count.

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I was around 11 years old and playing video games in my room (daytime), when my mom came and called me outside. I go out there and a few other neighbors are looking at the sky. I look there and I see an orange light. I can't tell how far away it was, had to have been miles. It was kind of an eerie glow, it was slowly drifting around the sky like it was lost, and it's light was slowly pulsing on and out. No noise was heard. We were watching it drift around for a while, and then within it's vicinity a commercial airliner flew by. The orb went out and disappeared. Then, as the plane flew out of it's area, it reappeared, and continued to drift. After a while, it disappeared for good. I don't know if it was some sort of helicopter or drone, the way it drifted looked more like aimless floating and it didn't seem to move very fast. Happened around 10-11 years ago.

Anyone else know what it could have been?

>>730466416
Fuck. You are so dumb.

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>>730477231
>>730477273
>>730477429
>>730477051

The SBIED was in a haji rack he wore over his fighting kit; I expect it was because he wanted to survive to detonate in close proximity to us.

This is the car that was next to him. We're in the back trying to figure out how his body went back together.

At the time of the photo we'd found a leg, one hand and a torso that looked like a bloody potato.

>>730477647
I saw a front porch swing,
heard a diamond ring,
saw a polka dot railroad tie

Her love for me

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His face was back in the wheat

>>730453906
there was this day I was sitting alone eating my meal, saw girl eating with her family at another table, she was pretty, we were nearly facing directly, I started to play this mind game with myself
>ok I am going to count to 3 at three if you can hear my mind you have to look directly at my eyes
>1
>2
>3!
I look at her, she didn't look back
>ok maybe that was too fast, you were talking at that moment, this time its 5
>5
>4
>3
>2
>1!
did the same while taking a sip, she didn't look back
:(

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>>730453906
I saw an automobile once when I was young. Now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry.

The parole board got me into this halfway house and a job bagging groceries at the Foodway. It's hard work. I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much.

Sometimes after work I go to the park and feed the birds. I keep thinking Jake might show up and say hello, but he never does. I hope wherever he is, he's doing okay and making new friends.

I have trouble sleeping at night. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am.


Maybe I should get me a gun and rob the Foodway, so they'd send me home. I could shoot the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus. But I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay.


I doubt they'll kick up any fuss.
Not for an old crook like me.

>>730476385
Agreed. Faggot needed to be smart and failed.

>>730477051
Said the fucking civvy who thinks he knows shit and fails epic style.

>>730478189

Top kek anon.

-T. Paratrooper Fag

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>>730478091

>>730469026
T H I S is Y O U R calling to take 5 M E O D M T

>>730469031
You have peaked my interest, please give story

>>730470866
I've heard the same but then I flushed and haven't thought about it since

>>730473836
Well there you go.

>>730470292
>deep
more like delusional haha

>>730453906
The rivers run red with blood, and yellow with urine. And a dog seen eating cat food in the land.

>>730453906
Hillary Clinton's deleted emails.

>>730470292
Jade Smith deep.

>>730463332
If that made sense you'd have quads rn

I was born in this world with an eternal rival who is the complete opposite from me in every way. Life goals, looks, emotions, thoughts, energy and direction. Our souls are connected and we will one day fight to the death.
I am trying to become a sage who lives in the forrest with animals and becomes enlightened.
My rival is trying to become a powerful world leader who wants to be on the same level as hitler.

This is real. Nobody will believe me. My life is pretty much like an anime.
Some people are destined to fight or rival each other. Did you know that John Adams and Thomas Jefferson were life long rivals that both died on July 4th miles apart from each other? Sometimes destiny and wills collide and clash.

The question is /b/-
>Do you believe me
>Continue?

>>730453906
saw a man die in reno

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>>730453906
>tell me about things youve seen i wouldnt believe
I once saw a man shoot another man, just for snoring.

It was me.

>>730479709
no, and uhm.....
no.

>>730466853
main reason i don't believe you is that weed doesn't cause hallucinations like that.

also you're a faggot so...

>>730479709
you need more ritalin

>>730478371
>feed

>>730479950
Where did you get shot?

>>730461450
curved air? was copeland on drums?

>>730461713
Sister was how old?

I've seen Ratko Mladić having a cup of tea with my commander after they deported and killed an entire village (srebrenica) of muslim women and children we were supposed to protect under nato orders.

A few years later I've seen a budy of mine blow his brains out because of it.

There... happy now?

>>730462403
Faggot

>>730481534
How else are the Muslim men going to have their virgins?

>>730461450
I've seen the Dead in Vegas, and Baby Metal in Boston. Checkmate.

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>>730455394
>>730474176
I once met someone that liked icp.
I found it pretty bizarre.

>>730453906
I smoked DMT and saw some crazy shit.

When I closed my eyes, I could see 360 degrees around me, but I was enclosed in what appeared to be a dome comprised of trapezoids that were simultaneously the reddest red and the greenest green. I'd go on, but from there it really doesn't translate to words and no one probably gives a shit what some guy saw on drugs.

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>>730480935
I was the shooter.

>>730483487
in my ayahuasca experience. i was in some way spiritually linked with Nikola Tesla. The birth and death experience was portrayed in symbols and cultural ceremony. Very involved and emotional

>>730484913
That's fascinating, honestly. Ayahuasca/DMT are such game changing experiences. There's no in-between, the experience is so much in the foreground it almost overshadows real life in it's intensity. Never have I been more *present* or in the moment.