/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

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>>730450224

any inverfags here?

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>>730450224
:(

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>>730450224
Hawke's Bay faggot reporting in

>>730450497
Oban here. been trying to get off this god forsaken island for too damn long

>>730450791
is that od bitch still there that feeds the kea's every night?

>>730450791
I used to work at Churchill

>>730450791
Jesus Christ.

Is the phone "book" still a laminated A4 sheet?

>>730450791
Cant even understand why anyone would want to live on that god forsaken island tbh, good luck with your journey out of that shit hole

>>730450845
there's an old hag at a coffee shop that makes my bacon roll every morning on my way to work. that's about as exciting as it gets down here

Dunedin reporting.

How was your ANZAC Day? currently watching the Warriros vs Storm. Hopefully they will in, would be great.

post the nudez of the bachelor grillz

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>>730451347

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>>730451319
>>warriors

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>>730451347
got your back

>>730450595
HB repping here to faggot, whats good with you except aids

>>730450224
sth aklfags?

>>730451563
yep pretty much so far this game.

>and this season

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>>730450224
dunedin here, slept through the alarm and missed dawn service rip.

>>730451614
went into hastings today and all the fucking niggers were out in force holy shit.

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>>730451625
no

>>730451693
what channel is the game on?

>>730451694
dont lose sleep over it. they were fighting the wrong side

>>730451704
never seen a nigger in NZ in my life and i've been living here for 32 years

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>>730451769

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>>730451769
you must be blind or have an unusual definition of a nigger

>>730451769
good few in auckland

Just went to go for a walk but pretty sure there's a dead animal or something out by the driveway so pussied out walking past whatever it is and am back inside.

>had kfc for tea and feel seedy af

>>730451745
Sky Sport 2, alternatively, you can use the guide here to watch it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/nrl/comments/67fakc/round_8_storm_vs_warriors_discussion_thread/dgpyn1n/

>inb4 reddit fag
>this shit is useful af.

WHERE MY BOYS AT?!

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>>730451769

Remuera reporting in. Work 2moro. Joy....

>>730451919
go back and take us a pic. remember to poke it with a stick, if you vomit take a pic of that too. Don't forget timestamp

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>>730450419
like fucking clock work

>>730452055
do it pussy

oi Invergaygillssss

on stuff atm


Reports of shooting in Invercargill ... more soon

Dunners calling in

Is it bad to be addicted to caffeine :/ not even exams yet and it's at least 3 coffees as day

>>730451704
You again! Dont worry I totally get where you're coming from.

>>730451694
Balaclava reporting.I never planned to go down. Worked til 2am last night.

>>730451704
wasn't it one of the cunts that started the mobs funeral over the weekend? fuck i hate stings i avoid it as much as i can.

>>730452189
So thats why I hear sirens on Tay

>>730451900
i've seen this cunt in HB jail

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>>730452148
yes.. dooo it. The dubs compel your very soul to comply with my request>>730452055

>>730452191
>3 coffee's a day

that would be normal for any adult. lmao.

>>730452216
not sure but all the orchard niggers were off the leash today

>>730452286
cool whats his name? did he ask you for a smoke?

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>>730452191
>3 coffees as day
are you literally 12

>>7304521566
>addicted to caffeine
>3 coffees as day
>as day
Brah 3 coffees ant shit nigger

anyone here also an Act supporter?? It keeps surprising me how authoritarian the left is and how fucking annoying the right is these days

Just gimme that freedom plz

>>730451769
I saw 4 in a red car once, no shit.
Also you see them in shit hospitals and Unis

Palmy

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>>730452575
I think youre the only cunt in NZ dumb enough to support Act

>>730452575
don't forget kfc & warehouse

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>>730452055
Don't start on the eye, work your way up to it

>>730452408
ahahah legit those cunts are everywhere in stings man, i went past some place over there the other day and there was legit 30 of those cunt sitting in this car park or pacing, there must be free wifi there.

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>>730452515

Lurking for return of molested anon from Sunday night. I didn't stick around last night coz Russian fag shitted up the thread. Did molested anon green text? He said he would come back.

I wanna bust a nut tonight to his story

>>730452416
i don't know his name, and nah didn't ask for a smoke, most the older cunts out there don't ask you for shit, its more the little shits trying to be tough and cool asking.

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>>730452654
yeah. Also hurry the fuck up and do it.

>>730452515
>>730452575
>>730452642
Wrong guy lmao

>>730452738
>
i had an uncle who used to stick his finger down my ass when i was a kid. does that count?

>>730452738
The guy posting all those fantasy pics?

>>730452739
True.

>>730452834
>down my ass

what did he flip you upside down?
bet you pushed back to faggot

>>730452791
I thought that made no sense

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>>730452834
Nice green text job

>>730452869
legit honestly when you hear on TV that a lot of maori in prisons, its legit there are in the middle north, but then it balances, as down south its mostly white cunts, and up north is mostly islanders and asians, and far north is maori and whites

>>730452834
No thats not hot. Sorry that happened to you mang.

This guy lived in Auckland or the Tron and has friend mum dragged him away and blew him when he was 13. He said 'more happens' but didn't return

>>730452835
Fuck they were real shitty pics too. He pissed me off so much I went and ironed my work shirts for the rest of the week.

>>730452834
You were probably a little cock tease

>>730453007
What dungeons you been in down south?

>>730453057
i second that.

Any pot for sale in Invercargill?

>>730453108
Chch mens & womens & dunners well milton now.

>>730453160
Fuck that, do meth

>>730453163
>mens
>womens
i mean as a guest of HRH obviously not a visitor

>>730453163
Are you locked up now?

>>730453306
don't answer that its the screw tryna trick you

>>730453160
Any of you Invers faggots know a Danielle Needham? Goes by Danielle Sarah on facebook, drives a purple integra or possibly a green WRX now?

>>730453294
oh nah never a guest man ive spent a couple nights when the place has been in lock down cause of cunts chimping out, but im a contractor bro so i just get that visit and fuck off back to the motel for the night

Trading Grace Neilan nudes for IDbro nudes

>>730453306
yer man im locked up now surfing this shit hole on my mac book pro getting my nails done from this tight prison trap

>>730453402
apparently she's a massive slut, even back when she was 13/14 she was known as the town bike. and not undeservingly. why?

>>730453402
Is that the super Christian chick who's married but obviously lesbian? She would be 27 or 28 now

>>730453240
meth is not that great for everyday use.. Its ok every now and then but keep it less than once a week or two. i like to sleep too much to take that shit all the time even though its kinda fun

>>730452879
he used to flip me over his knee so yes he used to stick it down my ass if you must know

>>730453522
doing some research for a bro who has been possibly fucked over by her. Claiming shes pregnant with his kid. Just digging around a bit to make sure he's not going to spend the next 18 years fucked with a kid that aint his.
>>730453526
Nah different chick brosef, she isn't a christian as far as I know.

>>730453448
Do you get sweet OT when your stuck there on lockdown?

>>730453470
Prove you have the nudes first.

>>730453607
makes total sense then did he make you smell it afterwards?

>>730453605
Nah you do it every day and you enjoy it more, it hijacks your brains reward system in a good way

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>>730453448
okey dokey chief sounds like a lark. You should do some smuggling on the side..

>>730453646
fuck yes as soon as they tell you your in here for the night its straight double time if we didn't cause the problem plus away pay if you out of town.
Thats only happened like twice in 6 years once was the full night the other until 330-4 in the morning

>>730453711
not really we usually just both had a kek and then carried on with our days

>>730453635
he probably is. apprently she used to get mentioned in this thread quite a bit. a quote being "she'd fuck anyone with a car"

just make sure he doesnt sign any paperwork and gets a dna test asap. they can do ones while she's still pregnant.

Anyone here lift weights? Last few days I've been having good sessions

>>730453917
Yeah I do.

>>730453802
i have thought about that man some good deals going 500$ for a 50gram wrapped up in glad wrap bit of marmite keep it on the body and dump in the right cell lol but nah i have to much going good on the outside to get caught.
plus you'll always get that one cunt who will then say he'll rat you out etc. that how some of those guards get trapped into it.
way to easy, but huge risk.

>>730453871
Wouldn't surprise me if she is messing with him. Apparently she is showing now etc. He's quite well off, nice car, house etc so I am thinking shes got knocked up by some flatpeak loser and has latched onto the bro for money.
He has been told to not sign anything and request a DNA test ASAP. Even if he has to pay for it.
There are also nudes of her floating around here I believe.

>>730453979
A mates ex bf works for Honeywell and the word on the street is that he's been fucked over by doing a favour for some of the guys in Rimutaka and the bitches in Arohata. Wiring up their intercoms so they can charge cellphones etc. Cunts fucked.

>>730454035
yeah that sounds like a plan, next time tell him not to fuck the town bike.

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>>730453774
What ever you say dude.

>>730454133
delet this

>>730453813
Nice, score bro

>>730454127
Lol a holes a goal when you need to dump a load. Cunt has learned to bag it every time now though.
Apparently she fucks hard though which is a bonus lol.

>>730451769
I've seen a whole group of black Africans in Invercargill
Where the fuck do you live?

anyone have any cuck stories? need to fap

>>730454127
don't fuck it coz its there for the use of the townspeople and they can't ride it as good when its fucked damn it

>>730454143
Fuck all of those cunts here in Palmy.
Just little wanna be tough maori cunts who try to staunch you out in the mall.

>>730454224
Oban

>>730454143
I celebrate diversity

>>730454220
>Apparently she fucks hard though which is a bonus
i'd fuck hard to if my vag was so blown out and numb from thousands of nigger dicks i dont feel anything.

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>>730454179
no you do it

>>730454319
All your life?

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Central otago nigger reporting in.
Last night there was a Russian shitposter. Fuck he was annoying.

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>>730454341
crack up

>>730454376
will i've been further south down but i've never been off the island

>>730454143

How are they worse than Maoris? Doesn't seem to be much difference, and they are initially from the same place (Maoris originally came across from Polynesia)

>>730453871
Still preg DNA tests, that's cool

>>730454436
swim or an hero

>>730454457
maori = nigger

>>730454436
Holy fuck
Why don't you hop on the ferry to visit the mainland?

Anyone go to the dawn raids this morning ?

>>730454470
their can be a risk but in this case who gives a fuck

>>730454523
well at least i can say ive never seen a nigger
in real life

>>730454523
never had the need to. everything i need is here

>>730454436
Lol @ further south. You need some new experiences mate, go to Dunedin, its not far but would probably blow your mind

>>730454499
I remember in primary school there was this maori guy and he would try to fight everyone and we were quite a peaceful school. Had no fights at all. Over agressive maori

>>730454584
Sounds expensive though

Watching Housewives of Sydney

>>730454436
>never been off stewart island

how... how the fuck did you discover 4chan? whats the largest group of people you've seen at one time? christ if you ever leave youre going to have the biggest culture shock of your life.

>>730453306
in chastity yeer

>>730454649
apparently the dudes got money. you wanna spend 18 years on child support or cough up the cash and make sure its not yours

Anyone got any photos of asians in nz?

>>730454627
Think about it they have only been civilized for a few generations, thats why they always get cancer from smoking at a young age & can't get pissed without having a fight with some one.

>>730454749
Here we go

>>730454769
Just go stand on Queen Street mate

>>730454749
oh for fuck sake, really?

don't fuckin' do this shit again

>>730454713
> how the fuck did you discover 4chan
we still have internet here faggot.
>whats the largest group of people you've seen at one time
never counted but our local pub gets quite packed on weekends probs like 70 or so

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>>730454842
plot twist dickweeb, I can't be fucked today.

>>730454892
>local pub
is there more than 1 pub?

i know there's like 1 police officer

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>>730454769

any jobs going in dunners cunts i need to get the fuck out of balclutha

>>730455019
I hear Oban is good

Anyone from DHS with nudes?

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>>730451900
hi big boy

>>730454882
>again
what happened?

>>730454960
>1 police officer
literally no point. the last crime we had here was probably in 1996. pros of having no niggers

>>730455019
Oban is fuckin' booming

>>730454319
amazing tbh, the 'pub' in the field next to the actual pub still going strong or did the gummint shut it down

>>730455088
if you are >>730454379 then you know me, and no, there is nobody else here who went to DHS that I know of.

>>730455110
shitposted throughout thread last night, although it was kept @ 300.

>>730455114
kek

>>730455019
ayyyy, you at the works right now? and not many jobs going in dunedin, what skills you got?. if not finnegand does do a bus from dunedin to work on the daily so you can station yourself in dunedin and work in clutha

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Did someone say Danielle Needam/Danielle Sarah from Invers nudes?

anyone have nudes of dasha grey from avondale? She's skinny got big tits, and is a crackwhore. I figure they're out there

>>730455247
moar

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>>730455247

>>730455247
>>730455402
What's with the logo? Some porn site?

>>730455443
Camera app or photo editor for your phone, has effects and shit.

>>730455114
grow a big field of weed coz why not

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>>730454892
wait
>age
>have you had sex
>are you male female or trap

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>>730455402

>>730455572
Keeping New Zealand beautiful

Can i get a hoyyeah if ur studying for your compsci 369 test right now?

>>730455669
HOYYYYYEA BOI

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>>730455554
quintuple off by one goddamn it

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>>730455281
Amy I know her. No nudes. But have this

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did I make it in time?

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>>730455572

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>>730455572
them tits are far from beautiful
>will take snapchat if you have?

>>730455554
32
Yes married
male genderfluid lesbian

>>730455752
shout her crack for nudes and a BJ

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>>730455724

>>730452191

3 coffees aint too bad anon

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>>730455724
storry of my life

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is the tinychat still up?

>>730455816
Get me her cell number or active facebook and ill drop all I have including videos into a dropbox.

>>730455554
Trap masterrace reporting

Anyone selling weed around Grey Lynn/Ponsonby?

>>730455937
yes.

tinychatcom/nzcam

>>730455937
yep, quiet these days

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>>730455820
any pics of wife?
>thisjewlovesboobs

>>730455103
is that jono's brother?

Gave gf the good cummies today. What are you niggers doing with your life

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>>730455916
WHEN WILL YOU STOP RUSSIANS? its not ok

>>730456043
I feel like that picture is either referencing something I don't know, or the artist has some very particular fetishes

>>730456018

Just walk down to K Road

Gisborne here, it sucks.

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>>730456050
its your bf cuck

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>>730456019
>>730456030
ay times change I guess

>>730456059
Time for the Women's Weekly huh?

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>>730456074

>>730453007
Otago correctional facility reporting in, was a pretty easy lag. Student life now. From one instutition to another. Undergrads a longer sentence tho (only just).

>>730456127

Is it really that easy?...

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>>730456124
your just in to guys its ok

>>730456155
yeah, it's dead at the moment. does come alive maybe 3 times a month.

only like 6 regulars on there now, though.

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>>730456177
checkt & kekt

>>730456221
This - surely anyone openly selling is a cop?

So who is everyone voting for

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>>730456260
nice micro pics

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>>730456258
The problem with tinychat is it still requires flash

I don't even have a browser with flash installed these days.

>>730456127
>>730456285

I'm a visitor here and don't know how this shit works over here.

>>730456323
To paraphrase Treebeard, I'm voting for nobody because nobody is voting for me

>>730456285
You'd be surprised how openly people do dumb shit nowadays

>>730456138
>implying I wouldn't

>>730456323
uhhhhh... national? I haven't looked into it yet.

>>730456215
Spent a coupla days in ocf, spent most of my time in Christchurch men's youth. Wasn't bad really. Jason Fa'afoi's brother is a scrww there

>>730456221

Its not that easy but you'll find a good dealer after a few mediocre ones and the cops don't really care about weed as long as you're not smoking it openly

>>730456285
no cops don't tend to do stings on ppl looking for a tinny on the street, but niggers do don't give your 20 over to some guy who says i know a private down the road

anybody in welly want to come for KFC with me?

>>730456367

Weed has been decriminalized in NZ

>>730456472
Kek

>>730456472
wish it was, but no

>>730456472
only for small stuff, and they still take it off you.
Plus it's all cops digression.

>>730456472
Wasn't it only for possession of recreational amounts?

>>730456472
>Weed has been decriminalized in NZ
wong

>>730456535
yes and they still take it off you + put it on your record.

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>>730456330
happy?

FFS am after some weed too...

Shit's fucking dry atm and bullshit cunts who I know smoke weed don't share their dealer/let me piggy back off their next purchase, fucking cunt fucks

>>730456043
been trying to post her nudes but its not letting me
>image is above 2mb

>>730456619
Are you in the Aucks region too?

>>730456680

Yeah man... hook a brother up? haha

>>730456666
checked.

upload images to imgur.com and post links here.

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>>730456330
For a weird second there I thought Hitler looked a lot like Rafa

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>>730456666
quads

>>730456666

Quaddies speak the truth..

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>>730456367
what town or city you in?

>>730456773

Auckland, Grey Lynn

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>>730456755

>>730456863
kekt

>>730456405
I spent a year and a half there. What a fucking waste of time. The screws are just such morons i cant believe it! The thought of them having the final say over me is just cringgge. I just abuse them in public places and make their lives hell even tho I'm in Auckland now. Needa learn not to go to countdown in ur uniform boiiii. Some of them are probably ok people but i aint taken that chance

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>>730456615
the guy in background looks like
>General Michael V. Hayden
bet it is or his daddy
>inb4jews lie

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is $19.50 an hour a liveable wage in auckland these days?

Birkenhead boy here

>>730457219
yeah if you're a chink

>>730457219

Which part of Auckland?

>>730457300
the fuck does that even mean?
>>730457365
west

>>730457219
If you don't have to pay rent, maybe

>>730457219
wage cuck detected

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>>730457219
if you wont to work part time as a hooker fucking old dudes

I think it's 50 hour weeks though

has anyone been to a massage parlour that offers happy endings / rub and tug?

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Dunners reporting.

>>730456362
S L O T H G U Y

>>730457383

In West Auckland $19.50 per hour will be liveable but not great... you'll be able to pay your bills and have a bit left over for entertainment but you won't be able to save too much

>>730457630
Never that excited to see me posting :/

>>730457922
Bitch I might be

no more public holidays till june rip

>>730457630
>>730451319
>>730451694

Fellow Dunnersfags, I have only two questions for you.

1. how's life
2. how do I get a gf

>>730459275
1. Life's pretty fucking great, could not be better, really.

2. idk dont have one myself

>>730459275
1. kill yourself
2. see 1

>>730459275
>1. how's life
pretty decent, could be better
>2. how do I get a gf
shit post on 4chan for long enough, thats how i got mine

>>730459275
>>730459348
>>730459349
>>730459390

Thanks for the advice everyone. I've decided to take your advice.

Plan A is to kill myself. If that doesn't work, I'll fall back to Plan B and shitpost a bit on 4chan.

>>730459534
smart

post rare IDbro

>>730459349
I'm with this guy
>>730459534
Good plan. You're sorted. Carry on.

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>>730459706

>>730459880
kek
got anymore?
also is Suzy Cato /ourgirl?

>>730459880
>sement
That dude should really see a doctor

>>730459275
>How's life?
Been better, but I've got it better than others, so

>How do i get a gf?
You don't because they fuck you up, keep life simple for yourself

>>730459880
Is he talking about about blowing a load on suzy's face?

>>730459982
See ya see ya later, it's time to say good-bye...

>>730459880
fuck.. I miss this nigga

If I can't see quercys butthole what else you got?

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We're too close to victory to die now.

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tfw this thread will never reach 300

>>730461486
That's what we said at Passchendaele too

chch here, why do I never see anybody else from chch in nzg threads?

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>>730461776
Hold my bourbs and watch this.
>>730461858
Yo, but what was NZ doing there?

>>730462021
You'd think the people in the foreground might want to be getting out of the way...

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>>730462014
They're too busy abusing all kinds of drugs or floating face down in the Avon

>>730462021
kys for saying bourbs

>>730462191
bourbs in the burbs, cunt!

>>730462191
YTB

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>>730462085
They move eventually, see?
>>730462300
>>730462376
Good cunts.

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>>730462092
Fair.

Fun game, guess how old and I'll post the next girl, I'll keep posting the same girl until I run out or it's guessed correctly. No clues.

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>>730461776
Over my dead body

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where the Trojans?

>>730462521
I prefer my tits warm, tyvm

>>730462521
how's it going quercy?

>>730462514
22

>>730462539
>i keep it 300
literal cancer

>>730462664
Well I meant this thread would get there because the tits will it so.

>>730462679
Good mate, birthday on Thursday loving life ish.

>>730462748
got plans for the bday? out with family for a dinner or nah?

>>730462539
We keep it 300

For the homie

300 bitches

>>730462748
Yeah I was just being a dick, and well we can't say no to tits

Also happy two-days-before-birthday cuz

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>>730462723
Lower

>>730462813
Nah probably just hang out with mates. My family are terrible with birthdays. One year I spent $400 on a ladero piece for mum and then for my 21st she got me nothing so I've never bought her a thing since lol.
Pretty much I'm the person that goes craaaazy for everyone else's birthday, legit everyone I know and mine gets forgotten.... Now that's depressing.

>>730462899
Thanks friendo :)
That was a decent shot too if I may say so myself.

>>730463000
Ah yeah, that sucks.

Good to have friends, nonetheless. On the bourbs?

>>730463062
Was thinking the wadka this time. I want to be white girl wasted for like... 5 days

>>730463113
Aww, no good being white girl wasted. means you can't post tits.

>>730462679
>>730462980
Sorry boss that's better

>>730463248
Aren't there like 250+ photos of me in a folder on uke's computer? Ask him to share!

>>730463052
Yeah, shows off those very suckable nips nicely

>>730463113
Ahh vodka, I can almost forgive them for their endless Russian bride scams

>>730463310
not the same, i've probably seen them before too.

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Reckon we'll all get tucked into bed once this thread dies?

>>730463502
Yup, gotta be up for work in six hours

>>730463502
prob not

>>730463349
Vodka is nice. I'm moving into that more than the bourbs these days.>>730463379
Still, they're a treasure. Can I say that if I own them?
>>730463502
Already tucked in... Alone :(

>>730463556
Good luck.
>>730463573
Tough cunt. Come sit in chat with the rest of us losers, if you're not already.
>>730463641
>alone
s a d r e a c t

Keep it 300 like idbro

>>730463641
That was supposed to be a complement. they are a treasure.

>>730463687
GG

chch reporting

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>>730463687

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She's run and done for another day. G'night, kiwis.

hmmm
really makes you think

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>>730464058
night cuck

>>730450497
Ayyyy waikiwi reporting