Share your history about threesome

it was hard work

>>730425985
Haven't done it yet, it's on my bucket list.

>>730425985
I had one dog lick my butthole while another dog lapped my balls. bretty fun desu

>>730425985
WHO TOOK THE PICTURE

>>730426188
This.
I want nothing more than to cum in a snatch and have the other girl slurp it out.

Aiming to fuck my wife and her niece this summer.

>>730426344
The only thing I want is to drink wine from a corked bottle, to smoke a cigar, and to make love to a foreign woman

>>730426332
Dood has a gopro duct-taped to his head

>>730426360
you're an idiot.

I've had several with the wife. Most memorable were the chic she first let me actually fuck in front of her, and a 4some with me me, her, her bff, and the bffs sister in law.

>>730426507
do you have like 14 abs?

you had a mfff foursome?

>>730426458
I feel like i've heard this before

>>730426332
One of the girls in the op pic has a boyfriend who knows hes a little bitch so he was invited to hold the camera and clean up the sex mess and cum

Why would I want to disappoint two women?

>>730426588
It's a quote from the book Fallen Angels by Walter Dean Myers

>>730425985
I don't think it's worth spending all that time in the gym to try and make it happen. Just fuck your girlfriend twice... get your dog to lick your balls at the same time or something...

>>730425985
My brother and I tag teamed this girl on our back porch. I was 17 and he was 22. She was 19.

3 weeks later she was on the front page of reddit.

But that has nothing to do with the threeway

Closest I've gotten is a four-way makeout session with my gf and two girls at a party, no sex but eh. Truth or Dare is gr8.

>>730426805
uh, that's incest dude.

>>730426585
Haha nope...hardly a Chad. Normal everyday average guy hitting a little above his weight. The wife is 10 years younger than me and a total freak most of the time.
The mfff happened cuz the night we planned on having a 3 way with her bff the sis in law tagged along and we couldn't get rid of her. The wife an bff kept going upstairs to talk and make out. While they were up there the sis in law told me, "I'm not dumb, I know what you guys are planning and I want in!". After that there was tits and ass everywhere.

>>730426805
>3 weeks later she was on the front page of reddit.

?

>>730426921
nuh uh

>>730425985
3 cocks is all you need to know
>yes homo

>>730426778
All right, so I have a problem. I like this girl and I told her but she didn't reciprocate the feeling. She told me later that she was trying to be exclusive to this one guy but she was interested in this other guy that she dated before.

Now, I know what you're thinking. Cut your losses right?

>>730425985
one pussy is as good as another. i don't have 2 dicks

Girlfriend I had at the time was bisexual. Met her friend and said she was cute. Friend of my girl was a lil hoe, so she would around fuck pretty often and was down for anything. Since my girl aimed to please, I requested that she ask her for a threesome. It went down at a Casino a few weekends later where I was able to get a free room since I play a lot of poker.

The actual deed lasted about an hour of swapping between them. Was nice to have some puss given to you by another girl, especially since this was my ex's bestfriend. Best part of the experience was head by the 2 of them tbh.

GL to anon with the wife and niece, that sounds wild

>>730427051
I can honestly say I've never wanted a dick

>asked gf if she'd be bown to invite her cute friend over for a threesome
>she goes "Only if I get to invite one of your friends"
>fair point
>fucked her friend anyway

>>730426360
>niece
Is your wife your cousin?

>>730426188

You mean your fuckit list

>fapping hard
>add second hand
>the bestest treesome in a hole word

I was a fetus, and my dad fucked my mom

>>730425985
Does a threesome smell like ass?

>>730428297
Does the pope shit in the woods?

>>730428297
With everyone all horned up and all the saliva and grool...it can get a lil funky!

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>>730427669
Inbred confirmed

>>730425985
When i was five, these two dudes double penetrated my asshole.

>>730428523
Wanting to fuck your niece-in-law is inbred as fuck.

>>730428629
Pablo??

>>730428807
Who?

Went to Japan, found slutty chicks. Dressed them up in school girl outfits. Fucked them.

Shit was cash.

>>730428629
The worst part is I never got any candy. :(

>>730429191
I'll give you some candy if you let me fuck you in the ass

>>730425985

I got blown while my buddy fucked a click and vice versa

>>730425985
> Had almost a whole bottle of jim beam in me.
>Got whiskey dick
>Couldn't get it up.
> Both were fat.
> Dildo was brought into the equation
> One chick complained that i was dildoing her too hard as she has recently had an abortion.

9/10

>>730429388
keked

>>730429278
This better not be another trick. :(

>>730429388
Classic threesome. Gave me a boner

>>730429388
9/10 calculated from adding up the 3 and the 6?

>>730425985
>be 38
>have done MMF and FFM threesomes and a MMFF 4 some

Ask me anything....

>junior in college
>friend and his gf visiting me and my gf
>went to the water park earlier so i'm horny af from watching the 18 yr old girls run around in bikinis all day
>back to my dorm for drinks
>girls drink more and start making out.
>eventually eating each other out on the couch
>me and friend encourage it.
>girls go into my room and ask are we gonna join them or what.
>I go in, friend doesn't.
>lights are off, gf tells me to take off my pants
> gf sucking my cock while i am playing with other girls tits
>in heaven.

> his gf runs ou

>

>>730429667
does this mean you're a kissless virgin?

>meet a girl at a bar
> she invites me back to her place
>she tells me her roommate might be home
>not sure why I should give a fuck about that
>keeps telling me how pretty her roommate is
>finally get to her place and head up to her room
>stand outside the door while she tries to kick out her roommate
>roommate leaves and we start to fool around
>take off my pants and bar chick starts sucking
>roommate walks back in
>oh shit
>roommate staring at us
>walks over to us and asks if she can join

Continue?

>>730429741
No

>>730425985
>Be me, horny as hell
>invite a couple girls over, solid 5/10s
>getting heavy with the one, then the other, over and over til i cum all over myself

Best threesome every, me, lefty and righty

>>730428500
...wut

>>730429656
>friend barges in and turns on the light
>i look at him with my cock in gfs mouth and hands on his gf's tits.
>his gf says come on dont be a bitch
> he storms out and runs out to his car, locks himself in
>his gf runs out naked with a butter knife trying to break open his window.
> roomates see everything
> i put on clothes and with the help of my roomates take his keys.
> he sleeps in truck, his gf sleeps on the couch.
>everyone finally goes to sleep
>his gf pisses in kitchen sink.
>they leave in morning,
> never see his gf again, they break up.
> everyone else laughs about it for years to come
>never busted my nut, got mad blue balls

>>730429929
Can the president's dick fit through a donut hole?

>>730425985
i haven't had sex before

>>730430016
no...trump has a huge cock

>>730429388
Heh, sounds more like you had a bottle of Jism Beam in you.

>>730427990
naw man the bestest threesome is having a dog lick ur ass while you fap

>>730426778
What does you going to the gym have to do with a treesome

>>730429388
Be honest, you're one of those guys who calls traps "girls" and you were with two of them, weren't you?

>>730425985
Invited dude to tag team my girl with me. Condom broke. Have a kid

>>730430343
kek

>>730430343
I wish. i was drunk as fuck and would have probably have been keen. Was only us 3 in the house.

>>730428652
yeah kind of. being sort of inbred is more inbred than most.

>>730430480
Well then it was more of a Freudian slip than a case of whiskey dick...

Never had a three some
but did fuck 3 different girls in a 24 hour period.
>>not hookers

>>730427207
Shit man why did you break up with her?

>>730429757
>don't know what to say
>bar chick giggles and pulls roommate down
>both go back and forth between blow job and making out
>feels good man
>bar chick stands up and walks over to the bed with roommate
>making out and fingering each other
>start fucking bar chick
>roommate starts looking jealous
>I start fucking her
>the minute I stick it in she tells me how much bigger I am than her boyfriend
>I freak out and push her away
>I ain't no home wrecker
>I tell her I don't want to have sex with a girl in a relationship
>we start arguing and bar chick jumps in on her side
>get piqued and put on my pants
>go to bathroom to piss
>want to write boyfriend a note but no paper
>leave the house with bluer balls than I arrived with
>I stand by my decision

>>730429388
Now here's a realistic story from a man who's had sex before

>>730425985
>ok, be me, 21, college
>ping pong guru
>builds community around game which evolves to general hang out area at small college
>flirts with chicks for the hell of it
>single out one who has a dirty mouth
>7/10 on a good day, 10/10 T n A tho
>YUGEnROUND.png
>fun person, guaranteed friends with benefits
>start nailing other chick, 9/10 on good day, a lot of make-up magic tho, and 7/10 TnA
>more consistent personality wise
>becomes gf
>feel bad about 10/10 TnA
>guilty.webm
>led on
>10/10 TnA was a lesbian, n found out she thought my gf was hot
>friendly still
>tells me about lesbian experience she had the night before 2 weeks in with gf
>best friend got frisky in bed and experimented with 10/10 D's
>happylesbian.jpg
>friend disgusted by her behavior lmao
>months go by
>still with gf
>find out she was bi too
>tease her about lesbo friend digging her ass
>hahaha
>jokingly suggests 3 way
>shot down
>again
>shot down
>another one
>well...
>maybe
>10/10 TnA has a bf now...
>she's loyal
>ffs.exe
>this is where I currently am

wat do?

I've had 3 FMM threesomes and something like 10 FFM threesomes.

I'm divorced now, possibly because of the group sex, BUT being divorced led me to having a lot more group sex, so who knows what's better...

>>730429741
y-yes

>>730431036
Fuck her boyfriend.

>>730431145

hi Zeager

>>730431322
I'm afraid I don't get this reference

>>730431303
Not even a three way with the two girls, just shoot for gold and fuck the dude? This is the sort of life advice I loyally visit 4chan for

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okay, here goes.

>be me in 8th grade,
>its summer and my parents send me to my grampa and grama's house..
>I stay there all summer, get bored
>my 2 girl cousins comes over now and then, one is about 9 years old and the other is 6.
>they are both very cute and half asian cuz my uncle married some asian chick, korean or some shit..
>One day they decide to stay the night too cuz their parents are going to a concert or something.
>we are all in the blankets watching spiderman 3.
>I start to feel a little sick from all the junk food i had been eating so i go to the bathroom.
> I run in and turn the lights on and there i see Andy Sixx shitting out a warm smooth log of shit from his anus..
>I suddenly am overwhelmed with the urge to shove my face in his ass and consume the warm steamy log of shit from his ass.
>mfw its delicious, I cant get enough...
>things start getting fuzzy, I can hear voices in my head.

>There once was a man who entertained us
>Whose production of logs can't restrain us
>His gifts are always steamy
>and dreamy and creamy
>When my lips are attached to his anus.

>>730427051
Storytime?

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DP'd my best friend's wife with him. I got the ass, while he fucked the puss. Shit was cash. Since then she's blown me twice in the bathroom at parties. Never told my friend about those though.

this be her.

>>730428629
Storytime?

I've had a few. Great stories. I don't feel like putting it all into,words right now.

In one instance The friend(8.5/10) of my gf(8.5) had older brothers with whom I did not get along. Long story short had a threesome. Her friend was bi and had a strap on. DPd them both. Watched them fuck each other. Both blowing me and both cumming all night. Gf and I break up later for her being cunty reasons. She eventually starts dating friends older brother and They run into me at a bar. Guy smiles and says something like how does it feel seeing this...

I say how does it feel your sister and I DPed your Gf a few months ago.

He stopped smiling.

>>730426805
Sharing a sexual moment with your sibling is just gross and gay, sorry

>>730431145
Storytime?

>>730431704
LOL

>>730430905
Not enough in common to make sticking around past a year worth it. Pussy is pussy, but gets bland when she has unnecessary baggage and different interests.

>>730432161

Lesson here, lads. If she fucks anyone inside your relationship, she will fuck outside.

>>730426332
PHONE! BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

>>730431545
If nothing else it will get you noticed.

>>730429388
i can see myself in that situation here in my town.
Pro abortion, leftist college around here, with a bunch of feminists and variations of fat feminists

>>730432641
Short versions.

I got married super young and within a year my wife started bringing home this gorgeous coworker of hers. We were both 22 and the coworker was 18. We started ducking around with her regularly for over a year.

Marriage ends, move in with some friends who have a huge house with many rooms rented out to college kids. Housemate and I start regularly double teaming a 20 year old athlete chick.

>>730431036
pretty much in the same boat rn

>>730426681
neck yourself

>>730428410
Kek

>>730426188
do it.

>>730425985
Who took the picture

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>>730427178

> i don't have 2 dicks

Why don't you?

Step up your game, anon

>>730435299
The porn drone

>>730425985
My ass hurted like hell

>>730425985
Ex wanted to have one with her hot blonde friend 8/10 fat ass titts nice toes....

I said no :( much regret

>Be me
>arrange 3-way with GF and Bi-secksual neighbor girl
>fuk neighborgirl doggie style while she eats my GFs pussy till she cums.
>fuck GF in ass while neighborgirl watches and GF fingers her pussy
All good - send neighborhood girl home
>week passes
>bi-girl keeps asking about GF
>uh-oh ... lesbo attachment.
>find secret note from bi-girl on GF car windshield seeking get together
>oh-shit.jpg
>start telling bi-girl I haven't heard from GF for a while and stop having her over - only see her at her place for a while
>bi-girl moves away
>whew.png

Had a threesome with my FWB at the time and this girl I had been trying to fuck for quite some time. Girl #2 was also housemates with the girl who took my virginity. Her housemate ended up walking on us post-coitus, while we were all still naked.

She gave me a high five.

>>730426332
>what is pornography

I did a threesome with my girlfriend and a friend of ours. All very cool, double blowjob is something that everyone should experience, but the moment I went fucking our friend while she did oral sex on my girlfriend, I felt such a horrible smell coming from the pussy that made the whole experience was Shit after that.

>>730425985
Me, my left hand and my right hand.

go> http://www.mallandrinhas.net

I had an fffm too. Me and two fuck-buddies wanted to have an orgy so we found another couple on Craigslist. The other girl can over but the guy had a last-minute work problem and couldn't make it. The best part about it was two of the girls were Asian. And that two of the girls were bi so I didn't have to do all of the work.

The most girls I fucked in a day was 4. Another fuck buddy tried to arrange an orgy with two other couples. One couple showed up so we had a mmff orgy. They finished and as we were getting ready to leave the other couple showed up. We had another ffmm. Then I went home and fucked my wife so I could get up to #4. Couldn't cum though.

>>730437242
br porra

>>730426921
Cancer

>>730427641
This.
Complete gold.
AND YOU GREEN TEXTED.