*blocks your path*

>>730415135
take what you want, please spare me master

I put on my robe and wizard hat......

>>730415135
*unsheaths katana*

*teleports behind you*

Nothing personnel kid

>>730415135

awww-tism

Steal the beta fags katana and then break his leg with it and rape him.

>>730415135
throw a rock at him

rocks>naginata

>>730415411
>breaking his legs
>with a katana

who's the beta fag now, beta fag?

>>730415411
you'll be in a dozen pieces before you hit the ground

>>730415135
White Snake cassette gift exchange. 500 hp

>>730415135
Out of my way, fool. Don't you know I can die without blinking an eye?

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no, IM blocking YOUR path

>>730415135
Jokes on you, OP. I don't go out.

>>730415135
Those are nice trousers man...

*looks down*

Kick him in the nuts, grab his knifey-stick and cut him in half...

>>730415888
MacGyver destroy of cola and anal lube 2300hp

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>>730415888
i got your back friend

>>730415135
get back inside and make a new youtube video styx

>>730416030
Holy fuck its him. -589 hp

>>730416030
This looks really similar to someone I knew in high school

Is this a lawn ornament?

>>730416030
Nobody is talking shit at my gam gams house

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im ready when you are.

"Well children love power, because they are the powerless." George Lucas

>>730416424
A lot of dead cats in that yard

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>>730415135
You dare to challenge the Lord of Darkness?

>let me tell you an ancient story
>There was once a great warrior
>who let his master down
>and his master died in battle
>this warrior roamed the land, insane
>killing all who crossed his path
>then one day this warrior crossed paths
>with a Buddhist master, at a bridge
>"step aside, fool", the warrior barked
>"don't you know who I am?"
>"I can kill you in the blink of an eye".
>the Buddhist master never wavered
>never moved, still as stone
>"step aside, fool", the master said calmly
>"Don't you know who I am?"
>"Don't you know I can die without blinking an eye?"
>Impressed with the masters courage
>his total lack of fear of death.
>The warrior swore his sword to the Buddhist master
>And became his student
>And thus became the first Japanese Samurai.

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>>730416641
m'lord

>>730416558
oh shit! he even have a battle cat no way you can defeat him.

>>730415888
trips wins the roll

>>730416641
I think i was conceived on that chair.

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>>730415135

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"Dont worry sakura. I will protect you!"
*Kisses her deeply on the mouth*

*Turns to face you*
"Show me your moves demon!"

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you will regret blocking my path

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>>730416424
Bitch, please...

>>730417203
Wolver...hampton

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>>730417203

I came in here to post this.

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>>730415411
>>730415642
It's not even a Katana you guys.... fuck....

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It's not even a fucking katana you spergs.

It's a glaive.

>>730417504

Don't correct them or you'll be a weeaboo.

>>730415135
tbh, if i didnt have my gun with me and this asshole walked up to me and actually attacked me with that fucking polearm i would have to considering running away. im not going to fight the faggot with a 6ft reach with a blade. its not a mater of honor its a matter of not getting stabbed.

if there was no getting around him and crushing him with a vehicle or somehome throwing a rock at his face, im out.

if i was strapped that day and attacked me with that shit he dying.

>>730417504
>>730417535
These two get it.

>>730417614
you are such a faggot

>>730417796
no u

Throw my exploding 12 sided dice at him then Wrap myself in my cloak of perpetual virginity amd vanish

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>>730415135

Leave and call the cops.
He chases me, draw my concealed carry and tell him to fuck off.
He continues to chase me and I can't get away, shoot him.

>>730417614

Unless you live in a state with a stand your ground clause, enjoy prison time.

>>730417954
Nvidia tape the whole thing...

>>730415135
Just out of curiosity. What is it i'm seeking inside that house? He better be guarding some good shit. I mean, he blocks my path for a reason right?

>>730418135
>draws gun without intent to use it
you shouldnt have guns

Walk around him and try to contain my laughter.

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>>730415135
>>730415888
>>730416030
>>730416424
>>730416558
>>730416641
>>730416721
>>730417109
>>730417111
>>730417119
>>730417203
>>730417958
no one can overrun me

>>730415244
Oh sweet! Magicka!

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>>730418470
you might be fast, but i am faster

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>>730415135
I summon 14 year-old me. Let's do this.

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>>730418582
b-but you certainly wouldn't take advantage of an innocent girl

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>>730415135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsQ3E0yrmr8

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>>730415135
*shows your path*

>>730418285

I have the intent of using it if they won't back down. It's called deescalation.

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>>730415135
Come at me bro

>>730418979
you never draw a gun unless you intend to pull the trigger. you dont use it to scare someone.

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heh, nice one kids, you almost made me use 10% of my power.

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>>730418896
he might not, but i will

>>730417111

Lmfao im almost certain thats a pic of me.

Whats my name?

You know, i actually wouldn't be a bad idea to make a movie about the fags who appear in cringe threads... I mean, it would break the cliche, seeing them actually awakening powers and saving the world.

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Kneel before your master...

>>730415135
>Draw Glock model 30 .45 acp handgun
>"Ma'am, what is your intention with that weapon?"
>wait no time for reply
>fire first round into her combat boots
>"That was an accidental discharge, ma'am, pardon me"

That's all I've worked out. I believe the young woman with the small breasts would take the round to the combat boot and then run from the walk path in the other direction. Hobbled. Bloody. Weapon abandoned.

>>730419462
Carly

>>730418979
>pull a gun on someone
>deescalation
man you're dumb

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>>730419260
???
is there no gentleman to protect me?

>>730419690
i got you, let a real nigga show you how its done.

>>730419574

iCarly lol

Nahh i'm male.

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>>730419855

>>730418135
Do you know you're dumb?

>>730416317
Underrated comment

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>>730415135
Teleports behind you.

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>>730419981
oops wrong pic.

>>730419965
he posted a pic of a derringer and talked about his concealed carry. Of course he doesn't know he's dumb.

>>730416317
Lawn enforcement

>>730420051
kek

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>grown adults with swords and spears and shit
How do they not turn 16/17 and realise how gay they are?

>>730419981
m'sirs night in

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>>730420129
you were saying?

>>730420129

Nigga I agree with you so long as you own a gun. If not, stfu. A sword beats bare hands.

>>730420129
Because mentally they're still kids. See...
>>730416570

>>730418777
you actually look like a cool dude

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i just like to dance

Teleport behind him.

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>>730419981
Eh?

>>730418979
You're fucking retarded

>>730420450
That's not how you use that weapon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYfUvW_3C3U

>>730420450
This pic could be an album cover.

>>730419981
that WWII katana though

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>>730420042
lol my old roommate, no joke. Daniel Payne.

>>730420968
>folded
>tempered
>does it's job
>nothing personal, kid

>>730418777

Considering the year this was taken, this was actually cooler than everything but stand up comedy.

>>730421135
this guy just looks like your ever day valet driver

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>>730420678
Definitely not the reaction I was expecting, but thanks. Here's a more epic battle shot from back in the old days.

>>730415135
Soooooooo pale

>>730421168
>nothing personal, kid
the original meme is "nothing personnel kid" -- so much better.

>>730421202
he would never do a job like that, he's too lazy.

>>730415411
That's not a katana.It's a Naginata. They take a lot longer to master. Anyway the main weapon of the samurai was the bow and arrow. These autists forget that. It was the equivalent of a repeating rifle at the time. It was later replaced with guns. Samurai had guns. You rarely see it depicted though.

>>730420968
such a legend

>>730416030
You've got plenty of backs, friend. Back-rolls, that is. Fucking fatass.

>>730421183
>>730418777
yeah no joke dude
you were ballin at 14

>>730421308
is the shine of pure energy kid

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fat guy with a little sword

>>730421343
Thanks tips. You the lord of the memes or something?

>>730416641
Chris Ray Gun? Is that you?

>>730421233
tubular

>>730415135
i'm not a nigger in new york
>i'm safe

>>730421451
>*eats you*

>>730415135
That's a woman's Naginata. I'd die laughing. He wins.

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fuck yall bum ass niggas

>>730417490
that photo is a bit embarrassing

>>730418777
yo, the #1 thing i hear that girls like on guys are strong forearms. and 14-year-old-you could've snapped 14-year-old-me's in two. you were rockin the martial arts nerd in the best ways possible

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>>730419981
wait wait wait...

>>730416030
He's gripping it wrong.

>>730418947
so this is what tommy is up to now-a-days

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>*finish cigarette and flick it away*
>*smirks*
>愚かな子供
>*unsheathes 2 katanas*
>私は持っているすべてであなたを打つつもりです!!!!!
>*flash of light*
>*slices you directly down the center*
>*walks away*
>* lights new cigarette *

>>730421946

The legend.

>>730421637
underrated post

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>>730415135
Ready for battle

>>730420834
if this guy started working out, he'd be fairly attractive and be able to pull off a Zoro from One Piece cosplay

>>730419981
wut

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>>730418777
Trips dont lie.

Is the cemetery behind you the bodies of your enemies?

>>730421233
holy shit that looks like fun. are those just cardboard tubes?

>>730421361
what was he like as a roommate?

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Heh *cracks a sly grin* and here I thought you were all smarter than that... *Closes signed copy of The God Delusion*
Now I must ask for you all to clear the way... Or I'll must do it for you

>>730422666
Heil

>>730422734
Yep. We got some new carpet delivered (my dad installed it himself) and it was on these giant heavy-duty 12-foot tubes, so...

>>730421749
Wop!

>>730415135

My little sister would probably date this faggot

>>730422882
>cracks a sly grin
smirks

>>730422882
>*Closes signed copy of The God Delusion*
got me

>>730421369
>That's not a katana.It's a Naginata. They take a lot longer to master. Anyway the main weapon of the samurai was the bow and arrow. These autists forget that. It was the equivalent of a repeating rifle at the time. It was later replaced with guns. Samurai had guns. You rarely see it depicted though.
spot the autist

>>730419889
Jermaine Chan

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>>730415135

>>730416641
>cradle of filth
kek

>>730415135
whip out my loli cock and cum on him

note > cum is acidic

>>730416641
>okcupid

>>730423156
*Raises eyebrow as the sun reflects off my blade*

>>730423334
Must be my inner spiritual pressure pristine from the years of meditation instead of having premarital sex like most heathens.

>>730420129
is it any different from grown adults waving pistols around

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>>730418777
>>730421233
Sorry I don't have many pics left/scanned from the young days. Here's my haul of weapons from some Chinatown store.

>>730417535
it's supposed to be a naginata but the person who made it was retarded

>>730419572
>dat fucking arms

*rolls my 20 sided dice*

>>730420968
>0:52
So fucking cool. I want to be like senpai!

>>730417958
> the m'lady

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>>730419690
WITH GREAT POWER!! COMES GREAT RESPOSIBILITY!!....ech

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>>730415135
Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>730425954
too afraid? bitch

>>730420129
What does everyone with a gun do when they have company over?
>Let me show you my new gun
How is this different? Children playing. That's all it is.

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>>730418777
This picture is fucking money

>>730425772
And yet, those who have all the power can never be held accountable.

>>730426398
Looks more like a camera skull fucking him.
>no money at all.

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>>730419981
Dah fuck man? Let's get to he bottom of this

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BLOCK THIS!
*jumps 10 ft in the air flipping 3 times before landing behind you*
YOU SHOULDNT HAVE CHALLENGED ME!
*grabs you and pins you down on the ground*

>>730415135
Not a threat.

>>730418947
Dude that directed that room movie that one day in September coooooollll

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>>730415135
immediately Shoot between the eyes.

>>730415135
Use my pocket .38 with extreme prejudice.

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>>730426095
No allergic to faggot

>>730415135

>>730423557
>>730426821
These. We've finally found the adults.

I step on it, go wipe me shoe off on the grass, then continue on my way.

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>>730427158
Found the 50 year old guy that molests kids in an ice cream truck

>>730415135
Psh, good luck with that after I cast a protection spell and a summon a dick-eating demon.

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>>730427534
Kek

>>730415411
Woah dude that's kinda edgy careful with that or you'll cut yourself

>>730418947
>Oh hi mark

>>730428211
Real funny faggot ass bitch. You think this is a joke? You think giving me lip is a good idea? I'll fucking murder you.

Yeah making fun of me is so funny, so funny I forgot to laugh. If you wanna talk like that to me why don't you come here and say it to me face so I can answer your insults with a swift fist to the nose. Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but I bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button. So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. Don't want anymore problems.... didn't think so faggot. You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.

>>730418470
Is.......is...that Erin?

He has a sharp stich. I carry firearms. Do math.

>>730425954
>360 degrees
>wait

>>730428375
This.

>>730428720
Yep, and it's spelled Arin feggit

>>730428533
You smell like butt

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>>730415135

>>730418979
It's also a good way to land yourself in jail nigger.

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*teleports behind you*

>>730415135
I would probably waive a vagina at him. He'll run screaming in the other direction.

>>730419572
>the blockchain

The fuck is this