My GF is better than yours.

>>730412676
You and your girlfriend seem like a couple of faggots

Hahahahahahaha holy shit white people are hilarious, look at all those fucking x's and emojis holy shit

>implying I have a girlfriend

Gay.

>>730412982
Awwww you jealous you ain't got a girl

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>>730412676
Holy shit are you guys like nine years old? Who even messages like that

>>730412833
Agreed

>>730413314
Exactly

>all those emojis

You and your gf are either niggers, or even worse, wanna be niggers. You're shells of human beings that emulate the latest fad, day in and day out just trying oh so hard to be accepted. No one has ever described you as unique, interesting or different. You're basically just another two worms who can't and won't ever try to think for themselves. Pathetic (insert 20 different emojis here)

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This is now a cringe thread

>>730413093

>>730412833
kek this

>2017
>using 2 phones to impress 4chan

Remember to delete the messages before you give the phone back your mom OP.

>>730413474
Fucking hell I cringed just as hard at this.

>>730412676
my gf broke up with me so i guess it's better than nothing

So you guys don't want to see her nudes I'm guessing?

>>730412676
>Bluetooth
>1,000 emojis because too unintelligent to properly speak or type

NIGGER DETECTED

>>730413655
I'm still full of ham from easter OP, we're good.

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>>730412676

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I'm just glad I don't talk to my girlfriend like an autistic 12 year old. I'd hang myself if I were you

>>730413776
Alright then doesn't matter

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>daddy
Na, you just have some crazy chick with daddy issues.

Your "Girlfriend" write like if she were a man.

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OP give me more

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>>730413941
I do indeed

Fuck Dude I might be gay but your a fucking faggot if you text ANYONE like that, also thinking of it how do we know that that's your GF and not some random man or yourself on another phone?

>>730414426
>whilst

Why are you so fucking retarded

>>730414426
Stop embarassing yourself, please.

>>730412676
anon pls stop texting yourself

>>730414426
Post nudes OP

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>>730414426
Dude, I am at a loss for words here. You are not impressing anybody.

>>730414426
I came OP. Thank you.

>has gf
>still seeks validation and jealousy from /b/
i feel better about myself thanks OP

Is some random prostitute from craigslist what we call our girlfriends now? Oh OP.. noooo

>>730412833
This tbh

>>730413474
So cringey I had a seizure

This place is the best.

>>730414715
hi op

>>730414740
Cheers man me too

>>730414426
ITT
>anon messages himself and tries to pass it off as a girlfriend

Me and my gf do that too, except it's with other girls.

You lost op.

>OP still sucking cock on a regular basis
>"No end in sight", scientists say

JOKES ON YOU I don't have a girlfriend loser

I literally suck dudes dicks and you're twice the fag I'll ever be

OP is the biggest fag.
>Texts himself to "Impress" his "4chan friends"
>Is calling a man a woman, not realizing he is gay as fuck
>Is a faggot

>>730414930
Not op

OP is a fagget with all those emoticons what a fuckin geek underage banned asap plz

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>>730414930
hi random guy I don't know

>>730415168
Whatever you say op

>>730414930
How I wish~. Oh, god.

>>730414708
sauce anon

>>730415201
Get the water nigga!

MODS OPs a huge faggot

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>>730415154
Her tits aren't very manly...

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>>730415374
Mermaid.

>>730415296
Cruel intentions you underage fucktop

oh OPs a lesbo woman....>>730415448

>>730415448
that's a pair of balls

Where's the person or people who want me dead? I'm tired; just throw me, shit~.

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>>730415448
Let's see the cock

>>730412676
>no heavy bdsm
>no throatfucking
>no anal

You're shit and so is your gf.

>>730412676
100 bucks says shes fat as fuck

>>730415448
Op if your GF is real I want her to post on this thread

>>730415448
Did she send you a picture of cum on her tits? OPs a cuck

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>>730415515
Nope, my cock decent tbf

>>730415448
Show us the bottom half, then we will talk.

Did I expose "something" yet?
That's the purpose of indirect language, you know~.

>>730415763
Nobody here is dumb enough to challenge that

>>730415878
I went to the bathroom to get tissue and she sent it to me actually, unlucky ;)

>>730412676
If she's happy doing what you want, get her to send you a nude in the convo.

>>730416059
Nobody~. Hmm.

>>730416105
What's the face for?

>>730415504
woah, i apologize anon. im not a big fan of faggot rom dramas

>>730416105
Nigga who keeps tissue in the bathroom?

>>730416143
Does that mean corpse?

>>730416105
Nah she sent it to a couple people cuck

>>730416105
whys her tits look like they covered in jizz?

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>>730416143
She sends me them all the time, videos are better

>>730414426
>whilst
>allow
Wtf man

>>730416321
I like this thread

>>730414426
I mean... whatever gets you two off...

>>730416459
Ask her for one now then, go on.

>>730416459
SHe's nice !! What' s her name O P ?

>>730416321
On my phone dumbass

Yawn.

She's probably white too, fucking amateurs.

>>730416229
Its not romantic.. ITs about a coked up Buffy the vampire slayer grinding on her brother an offering to fuck him if he wins a bet, her brother then fucks reese qitherspoon and the chick in the gif and then buffy bangs the othello from save the last dance

>>730416610
That was sent 4 minutes ago...

>>730416229
not the same anon but shut your fucking mouth and watch the movie.

faggot.

>>730416687
She took a picture of cum on her tits on your phone, and then sent it to you? Which you then opened and screenshotted? I don't think so cuck

>>730416676
Your mum

>>730416871
Couldn't have described what happened more perfectly

>>730416801
Well lets see some more. Come on OP, let's see how good she is.

First off, faggots use pictures instead of words

Second, it reads/looks like one person is sending the messages

Third, you're probably a Fagoot.

You both text like faggots.

>>730416966
Highly doubt it, I think she sent it to you and Tyrone and his friends. Cuck

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>>730417006
She takes it on the face too.

>>730417189
Your cute, unlucky your a 40 year old virgin

>>730412676
cringe

>>730417282
Actually neither fortunately, I think you're just upset because you realized you're getting cucked

>>730417200
LINK HER TO THIS THREAD YOU CUCK IM SURE SHE'LL LOVE IT!

>>730414426
please use whoms'td've'nt'ly in your retarded texts

From the texts I'm thinking this is an online relationship. Faggots probably live 10 states away from each other, each weigh about 4 bills, but send each other fake photos.

something really sad about this post, the background with genuine threads make this real cuck or just sad if its a troll

Can someone explain why girls call the dude they're being, Daddy?

It's beyond creepy and in no way sexy to hear it

Please explain without mentioning incest

>>730417557
This they sound like older virgins though, simulating relationships kids have at 14/15

>>730417200
seen these pics on another thread op is faggo

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>>730417557
Nope, I take all the photos, good guess though, btw here's her pussy

>>730417734
there's some incest involved. Girl wants to fuck her dad

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>>730417734
I know right, and its in popular culture and stuff and no one even cares.

>>730416459
I believe you anon, does that mean we get more?

>>730417811
Ljust edited them off of my phone so don't think you have

>>730417815
do you play connect the dots on that spotted ass

>>730417815
Two profiles for the shitty sad convo

Using old pics from another thread to fill in gaps/requests


Pathetic

>>730417815
Please, we've all already seen it, Tyrone showed it to us since you're just a cuck

how do i stop fapping, and eating

>>730417931
If you get her to send you some nudes in the facebook chat you're having now, people might think they're more legit...

>>730418025
Combine them

>>730412982
GTFO Nigger

>>730417931
lying cunt

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>>730418001
>>730412676
>>>730417815
>Please, we've all already seen it, Tyrone showed it to us since you're just a cuck
>>730418001
So you've seen this one then? So I shouldn't send any More?

Chop off dick and eat all the food in your house so that you have no more food to eat

>>730418165
>>730418025
forgot to add post #

>>730418125
>e !! What' s her name O P ?
>>>
> Anonymous 04/25/17(Tue)03:36:10 No.730416687▶>>73

Thanks op, oooo xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>730412676
Hes just covering her face because she's an ugly shit probably

>>730416459
Holy shit. I cant handle the mirrored emoji cancer anymore.