Pic related, this is happening to me now and I want to die. AMA

>>730405017
Unscrew that shit bro

>>730405017
You better untwist that cord op.

>>730405017
why is the urethra labeled?

>>730405017
go to the doctor instead of posting here you stupid fuck.

>>730405017
How did it happen?

>>730405017
Been there and it's absolute hell...the recovery from the surgery was also a nightmare, good luck OP at least the pain meds are fun.

I get sharp pains when standing in that region. Left teste.

>>730405216
Does it hurt when its twisted? Rate from 1 to 10

That must hurt, Anon

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>>730405142
>not labeling your urethra every morning before crunchy time

How did you find out that was the issue?

>>730405295
11 / 10 it was pain so bad I was vomiting

Why haven't you gone to a hospital

>>730405017
I just lost my right testicle on Wednesday to cancer. AMA

>>730405560
Fuck me. How did you even went to hospital? How did you not pass out?

OooooOOOOoooOooHHhhhh let's twist again
Like we did last summer

>>730405017
This happened to my brother. He had surgery to fix his balls.

>>730405017
>what the hell are no-nos?

>>730405866
How did he even do this? Must be one hell of an artist to be sure.

>>730405017
had it when i was 13. wound up having cancer too.... DOPE!!!

>>730405017
i had one and it was the worst pain i have ever experienced

had to have it operated on and my ball bag looked like a baseball afterwards

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Had one and let it go on till i got rot in both testicles. Kept the sac but the doctors had to castrate me. I caused it though and I'm so fucking glad because after i healed i went on estrogen injections

>>730405017
Itt Intense testicular torsion

>>730405190
this

it'll turn gangrene if you don't

>>730406227
you are cute as fucc

>>730406227
>ever eat peanuts and that one nut is all black and crammed in the corner?

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>>730406227
What the fuck I'm going to the doctor right the fuck now

>>730406227
post tits

>>730405678
I went after 2 days, the pain got really bad and wasn't letting up...they had me in surgery that afternoon...almost 2 weeks of recovery and after the first week the pain started to lessen...drugs helped

>>730406227
What? How did you survive the pain?

>>730405017
Godspeed nigga, enjoy the painkillers.

>>730406444
Ok. How did this happen anyway? How do you even twist your nuts that way?

i don't know how people could just leave it and endure the pain

i was straight at the hospital and thank fuck i did because i still have two of them

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>>730406444
Did you get to keep your boys???

>>730405017
How does that happen ?
I asking because I do sports like jiu jitsu and I move alot.

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>>730406647
Idk man some of us are lazy pieces of shit so you know

>>730406377
That was the idea thanx ;)

>>730406427
No u

>>730406493
Well the thought of feminizing made me grapple with the pain quite well

>>730406633
>>730406662
got kicked really fucking hard is how and yes i got to keep them both i got to it in time

>>730406633

it happens when you let your cat play with your balls

>>730405748
Looked up the song because of your post. Cool tune.

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>>730406700
>How does that happen ?

Moving a lot.


Also this image makes me extremely uncomfortable

>>730406766
Wow. if you are into that sort of shit. Elastator castration is safer and less painful.

>>730406700
i noticed the pain the day after playing a game of soccer

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>>730406936
>Within 6 hours

Oh fuck niqqa

>>730407073
Rip.

>>730406790
who kicked you?

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>>730407238
The globalist!

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>>730407035
Not sure if you're replying to your own post.
But if you are, yeah boss you gotta get to the doc asap.
They take your balls seriously as this is still a man's world and your balls also hold the future of mankind.

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>>730406766
quid pro quo?

>>730407073
>within 6 hours
i must be a lucky cunt because i went longer than that before going hospital being operated on

>>730407333
hnnnngh who is this?

>>730405017
im so sorry

>>730407338
Eww, get a thesaurus. I wasn't asking to see that

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>>730407175
Yeah pretty much.

>>730407480
c'mon i posted my man tits now post yours

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>>730407431
Proxy paige, such a sexy fuckdoll

i saved myself from torsion once. gotta know which way to twist to put it back in place. dont guess wrong.

>>730407571
I don't have anything to write on. I havent used a pen since i got out of high school

>>730405017
how did this even happen?

>>730407635
fuck yeah.. brb

>>730406227
you fkin went mtf just for the keks? are u mentally retarded...?
...do u really think I need u to answer that?

>would date u in a heartbeat tho and make u my gf
>wtf

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>>730407510
End the pain!

I got an intense pain in one testicle and it swelled to double its size, but I suffered through with painkillers and it eventually let up of its own.

>>730407635
i'm suddenly in the mood for some cereal

>>730407656
you're no fun at all

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>>730407639
I'm just going to let them slice my ballsack open and fix me.
I can't take this anymore I can't even think straight man

>>730407794
Coz its dead you moron

>>730405017
Hello OP

Sometimes my balls turn half way and I'm able to turn them back. I was always worried I had torsion, so I had it checked. They said no.

In fact, they said "If you have torsion, you will know you have torsion," because the pain will be so absurd, you will just know.

Anyways, IF you actually have this, you can't wait to go to a doctor, you have to go to the hospital. GO NOW

>>730406662
>mfw this is my career

>>730407829
I can post a pic but you won't believe me

>>730407765
Pretty much

>>730407794
its dead you retard

>>730406227
wtf. that's not you... How do you look so feminine after being castrated??

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>>730407696
Idk man, I don't even move around that much and it still happened.
Don't underestimate testicular torsion man it can happen at any given moment if you fuck around with your balls on the wrong day.

>>730408069
The charms of being a guy.

>>730408000
fuck it im game

>>730408011
Hormones are a strong thing. Getting rid of testosterone and supplanting that with estrogen will make a man into a woman.

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>>730408182
Being a man can be fun but also have it's downsides.

>>730405017
just kys OP

That looks painful as fuck

>>730408313
just remember that women can have their vagina fall out

>>730408411
What no please no why

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>>730408338
Considering it.

twitch dot tvv thypnotics

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>>730408411
Oh wow what the fuck that sound brutal

>>730408518
For someone with castration fetish this must be dream come true.

Every once in a while I get immense pain in my testicles, like I want to vomit if I barely move at all for no reason. Do I have this? Help

it was fucking shit having a torsion however i'm glad during my surgery the doctors sewed my balls to my scrotum to prevent it ever happening again

>>730408000
u realize u'll only attract guys instead of girls now just because of the keks rite? like forever?

what goes in ur fkin heads... srsly....

>>730408491
>>730408599
it's called vaginal prolapse, look it up man it happens

>>730408069
Isnt this the point of your scrotum desecending and hanging low?

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>>730408625
What? I don't have a castration fetish bro.
I actually feel like I'm living my nightmare right now.

>>730408824
anon's just making lemonade from the lemons their given

>>730405627
How did u know u had cancer there?

>>730408824
I like guys anyway moron. I always hated other women and wanted nothing to do with their entitled asses

I already have a bf and he treats me like a girl and fucks me likr one too

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>>730408734
Are you retarded or something? Go to doctor, if it hurts something is wrong. Then again, if you get castrated you will not get too contaminate the rest of the world.

>>730408824
Actually a lot of girls are into the mtf people

>>730408000
c'mon show dem titays

>>730409018
As in initial symptoms

>>730408916
But if you had it. You would be having a blast!

>>730409044
Sorry anon I got to meet my fap quota for the day so can't really be interrupted with doctors and shit.

>>730408734
if you had it you would have died of gangrene by now

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I had a 380 degrees testicular torsion about 4 years ago, surgery went well and they made it so it can never happen again.

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>>730409068
Here faggot

>>730409158
No I would be going through postpartum but with my balls

This happened to my little cousin and they removed it, since he was young. I call him the One-Nut Wonder

>>730409269
But it would be fun!

>>730409265
write carlo on your tits plez

or above your pussy idegaf i need something to jack off to

nice tits btw

>>730409265
>>730409265
>>730409265
>>730409265
>>730409265

thanks anon, have some (you)s

What's up Logan Owens

>>730409412
I told you i don't have anything to write with. This is 2017, who writes anymore? Also eww ur a beaner, gross

>>730409358
Not really but alright I'll take your word for it I guess

my balls hurt just reading this thread. i think i'll just sit here in this chair for a while, not moving, letting my balls sit at rest in the state they are in right now. which is fine

>>730406382

kek

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>>730409563

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>>730409576
whats a beaner?

(britfag)

I kinda want to be a girl now. Fuck you /b/

>>730409576
that's a different anon
>>730409459
this is the anon that asked for tits
and again, thank you

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>>730409595
That's probably a good idea.
Male anatomy is completely fucked up. Whoever designed our concept should be fired.

>>730409032
isn't he gay tho for being with u? /b/ thinks thats gay

>>730409060
isn't that sad? girls are now faggots too or wtf is going on?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH my brain

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The globalists twisting peoples balls! DOES THIS EVER END?

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>>730409810
Yeah balls suck, just officially decided that.

>>730409881
Is that a dude too? Fuck my mind hurts

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>>730410020
Yup

>>730409881
honestly i'd prefer the small chance of testicular torsion to having to worry about getting pregnant and dealing with a bloody pussy once a month

>>730405017

Go to the emergency room yu dumb fuck. The longer you wait, the worse the unwind is going to feel. they can't give yu pain meds for that shit.

>>730409018
lumps. Check your testicles once a month for lumps

>>730410002
Its not just that. Being a girl is so fucking not fair. They get to wear whatever they want, get soft skin, long hair, titties, and get to have no responsibility at all. I'm going to twist both my balls till they die, fuck being a guy fu,king fu k fuck it all.

>>730410436
Lol castrating yourself will not turn you into a girl faggot.

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>>730410181
No fucking way

>>730410696
Well im only 18, short as fuck, and skinny, plus i have longish hair as it is so if i can do what that other poster did then i will.

How did this become a tranny thread? My brain hurts

>>730410892
You will still have a dick and no pussy. You will just be a pathetic sissy. You will evolve from a 4chan faggot into a real life faggot. Good job.

>>730410892
she also took hormones, she just didn't have to take t blockers cause castration

>>730411083
So fucking what. This thread was like an eye opener for me and seeing that pic of that one person here made me intensely jealous and i want to be cute and pretty and be desired. I heard that trannies have the easiest time hooking up

>>730411296
curiosity factor, i would honestly fuck a trap, but im also bi so there's that

>>730411136
>she also took hormones
And ive already looked up where to get them all in 5 min, there is a free clinic in town that gives them out with just your signature

When this thread dies I'm going to get drunk and start twisting

>>730411497
good luck, take pics of your progress and post it to /b/ in a year or so

>>730410696
it will stop your body from producing testosterone and make you look like a girl

>>730411666
Hell yeah !!

>>730405295
Well seeing as how it can make you jizz blood or even kill your testicles, I'd say "a whole fucking lot"

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>>730411296
Fucking sad man.

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>>730410984
dunno

but this is what OP is gonna look like if he doesn't get his balls sorted

>>730411740
But you will not "be" a girl. Just a faggot/trap.

>>730411815
Im so happy I've found a path. Too bad you're a pussy who wont become a girl. Its the ultimate way to be. Why fight for a dream girl when you can become your own?

>>730411936
why do you care so much?

>>730411750
Not as much as stepping on a lego.

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>>730405017
Why not just unwind them

>>730411859
Hnnnnng
Am i gay now

>>730412023
Who said i did? I am just setting the definition straight.

>>730405295

Anon your sole purpose in life is to reproduce. When you ejaculate, your body, in laymen terms, rewards itself with a rush of endorphins. When you're hurt, your body lets you know by giving pain.

When your sole purpose in life is being damaged, your body freaks the FUCK out. At least that's how the doctor described it to me. The pain gets worse and worse until you think about either suicide or just get it removed.

>>730410212

This.

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>>730412074
a lego is nothing

try standing on one of these bad boys

>>730412090
Fuck you you little fuckass troll, kys

>>730412074
I'd sooner fuck myself with a Lego dildo and spit for lube than have testicular torsion

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>>730412010
I actually enjoy being a straight white male. But if this is your chosen path then go for it.

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>>730412327
99% Miffed.
Dont get your balls in a twist bro.

>>730410815
good lord who is this fine creature?

>>730412365
i actually made a functional lego vibrator using a lego motor and a bunch of space shuttle parts, never got the chance to test it out though

>>730412188
I don't think this is actual science.

>>730412512
Me in a few months

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>>730407338
This guy gets it

>>730412280
Wow feelsbadman.mov

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>>730412116
nothing gay about wanting to fuck sarina valentina

>>730412632
the best part is it worked
>>730409265

>>730412512
kylie maria

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>>730412365
Lego dildo? Challenge accepted post pics.

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>>730408859
I feel like it's worse for cows than humans

>>730412700
OP here
Guess I'll suffer through this if I can look like that

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>>730406227
Disgusting

>>730412895
i was eating a burger

>was

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>>730406418
KEK

>>730405017
i had a torsion scare back in august and they ultrasounded my right nut

>>730410696
Ask bruce about that one bud

>>730413085
Bruce was a 59 year old man before he got on hormones, im only 18

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This whole thread

>>730413085
Who the fuck cares what that freak has to say? A guy will not become a girl, and vice versa.

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>>730413230
Look up Kim petras, 12 year old German boy had sex change, this is him now

>>730406289
shrek has green balls

do your balls hang low?
do they swing to and fro?
can you tie them in a knot?
can you tie them in a bow?

>>730414072
ITT: you can, and we do

First ball is twisted
On to the second

My heart is pounding so hard

>>730415674
post pics or it didn't happen

>>730413059
How was that?
Was it a man or woman?
How was it having your balls out while a stranger rubbed a device against them?

>>730415862
felt like the average friday night

>>730405017
>this is happening to me now as i keep twisting my ball for over 10 minutes
FTFY

>>730405017
did anyone else check there balls as the looked over this image?

>>730405017
this happened to me six months ago, I drove myself to the hospital at 7 am. It sucked dick and not my balls are sewed to my scrotum

>>730416505
Maybe.

>>730405017
you should have listened to the venture bros PSA,
bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92u08Wmtxwk

>>730417139
OP here.
Saw that when it first came out, feared it happening until the day it did.

hopefully they dont twist until they have to cut them off

>>730415862
it was a woman

but i'm gay so whatever you're thinking isn't what I was thinking

what I was thinking was "well this is a first"

>>730405295
I know to people that had that. one of them litereally jumped out of the first floor window to get to the hospital quicker, the other drove through all the red lights.

>>730405366
I laughed.

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>>730405017
My balls have felt like the image on the right for as long as I can remember but it doesn't hurt unless I fap too much.

How screwed am I?

>>730405017
My foreskin is shrinking someone pls help. Its getting hard to take a piss and sex is starting to hurt

>>730405017
If you were going through it you'd be on your way to the hospital now, or you're just fucktarded yiu don't want to fuck eith testicular torsion

>>730417979
Become Asian?

>>730413629
this is him now, ugly
gg

>>730405017
I wanna know how that happened to you. Like I hear it hurts like hell. is that true?

>>730406227
cutie

>>730405017
hospital is my recommendation, before you lose it

>>730405017
Knew a guy had to get righty removed he was a runner and got TT and couldn't run no more cause the pain

>>730405560
Jesus.

Worst I've had is sitting on myself.

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>>730409935
This is now a Alex Jones thread.

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>>730406227
Niiiiice

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AHAAAALLLALAAAA~~!!!

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GLOBALIST SCUM!

been there done that

don't resist - untwist

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>>730417788
It's over for your boys, anon.

>>730417979
Man I haven't taken a piss that didn't hurt in like two years, been a while since I could stand and piss too. It sucks ass when it comes to stuff eith your urinary and reproductI've system don't fuck around, I lost a kidney and my bladdar is all fucked up. My prostate is inflamed though and waited to long for that

>>730419240
How long do I have left? It only hurts when i fap 4 times or a day for a week.

>>730408411
AND uterus and bladder, don't forget those

>>730405017
nigga go to the doctor asap. my hommie got this and didn't do anything about it and lost a testis

Had this shit when I was in 2nd grade, worst fucking pain I ever was in. I've had pain before but this was get my ass to the hospital and stop the pain by any means necessary shit. Thank goodness my balls were saved in time otherwise I'd have to KMS.

Go to the doctor or you will lose your testicle.

>>730405017
can you fix that shit yourself?

>>730405233
could just be epididymitis. see a doctor.

>>730422432
Not unless he cuts his scrotum opeb himself and happens to be a surgeon

>>730405017
Medical student here, if you don't go to the emergency room within the next 48 hours, you're going to lose your testicle.

>>730423911
As a teaching point I will say that the general rule is more like 6 hours of ischemic time is all a testicle can take. This includes time to get a surgeon there and the OR ready and all that. So, It is more like he needs to get to the ED within 4 hours.

>>730424630
Honestly who the fuck has time for that?

>>730405366
kekd and checkd

>>730425351
Time for what? To save your balls? I'd be at the hospital in like 30 minutes if I was having killer pain in my nuts

>>730405017
You've got some fucked up titties there.

Are you a trap one op?