Im gonna break into someone's house... Any advice?

don't get caught

>>730404111
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>>730404111
solid advice

>>730403929
Duct tape on bottom of shoes. Gloves. Cut their power and lines going into the house. Good luck.

>>730403929
take drugs beforehand, that way you'll have nerves of iron. wait till its foggy outside if you're able, too.

>>730403929
Take a shit somewhere

>>730403929
Kys

>>730403929
dont carry a weapon. worst case scenario if you DO get caught you will get a much lesser charge

>>730403929
Be bullet resistant

>>730403929
Kill yourself.

It has absolutely nothing to do with you breaking into a house, I just want you to kill yourself.

Make sure no one is home. If someone is it can go two ways. On one hand you go from breaking and entering to home invasion. On the other they could have a gun and your faggot ass dies.

>>730403929
Hi-vis vest, steel cap boots. Don't skimp on personal protection equipment. Make sure you do a site specific Safe Work Method Statement beforehand. Can't be too careful these days.

>>730403929
>>730404366
Yea, kill yourself inside their house.
Imagine waking up and finding a body in your living room

>>730403929
don't

>>730403929
make sure it's empty and don't bring weapons or you'll be dead before you know it

Prepare your anus.

ring on the door to find out if someone is at home. if no one opens the door, go inside

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>>730404553

>>730404807
Forgot about not bringing a gun. Guns turn it into a violent crime.

No shoes in the house pls

>>730404538
don't forget safety glasses

Bump the lock

>>730403929
Scream the entire time you're doing it

>>730403929

don't get shot

>>730405471
ARGHHH, yes! and don't forget a hair and beard net.

>>730403929
i'd highly recommend you don't. the simplest plans are the best plans, because there's the fewest places for it to go wrong.

breaking into a house has a million ways to go wrong

>>730403929
make sure the home owner has a gun so they can shoot and kill you while they are protecting their property and family from the piece of shit that you are.

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>>730403929

I hope you get shot and killed

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>>730403929
stage it for this nigga

Leave a crumpled paper sheet with the letters "I.O.U." on every location you took something from.

I was robbed at gun point recently. I wish I had a gun so I coulda killed that piece of shit. I would have no qualms at all if I ended his life. If this post is real I pray to god that you are shot and killed while breaking in to someones house.

>>730403929
My advice is to stop being a fucking nigger

>>730403929
Wouldn't it be a lot easier just to get sober, so you don't have to do bullshit like this in order to get money to buy drugs?

>>730403929
Break into your neighboor's house, this way it'll be faster for you to escape to your own house.
Also, call them one or two days beforehand to ask them how many locks they have and whether or not they have guns.

>>730403929

Be sure your affairs are in order before hand bc hopefully the homeowner will shoot you dead you fucking degenerate

Call the cops. So if the people who you are robbing have a gun, the cops can shoot them before you die. Foolproof

>>730404285
This, omg yes! Poop in a corner

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NEVER rob homes.
its stupid and easy to get caught/badly hurt and people have feels.

IF your gona rob something then rob a business.
- no one there at night
- if alarm goes it takes cops longer to show up compared to home invasion
- most probably theres gona be more loot for u to take
- you can take your time
- businesses have insurance to cover everything

>>730403929
Make me a sammich from the contents in their fridge

I grew up with a whole lot of thieving scumbags. Bank robbers, car jackers, etc.
Here are my suggestions, in no particular order:
Get a big fucking dog. Very few thieves want to deal with that. If they aren't specifically targeting your house, then they will move on to the next one. For houses they are targeting, they will leave poisoned food outside. Keep an eye out for that.
Don't use window air conditioners. This was by far the most common way to gain access by my friends. Kick in the A/C and climb on in. If nothing of value was found, the A/C could be taken in for scrap metal.
Motion detecting lights. They are a minor annoyance. Will scare off the brainless junkies.
Visible cameras. Can be fake. Though they're so cheap, just get real ones.
Don't leave your garage door open. Thieves like to drive around nice neighborhoods, looking for people who left their garage open. They love a situation where someone might be mowing their backyard. Quickly hop out of the car, run into the garage, grab as many tools as they can, and run. If they brought a truck, they'll be grabbing bigger stuff. You probably won't even notice or know what happened.
Make it a royal pain in the ass to get into your backyard. 10ft fence would be nice. No one likes breaking in through the front door or front windows. No one likes scaling 10ft fences either. This compliments the "get a big fucking dog" concept.
Don't keep your car keys on a hook next to the front door. Newer cars are impossible for an average thief to hotwire. Easy as hell to kick in your front door and snatch the keys straight off the hook, though.
Related to the above, don't answer the door for strangers. If thieves are casing out the neighborhood, they will pretend to be magazine salesmen / jehovahs witnesses / etc. just to take a peek of what's inside. Especially that hook for car keys. Once again, a big fucking dog can help here.

>>730410382
>>730404285
>>730404305
Do all of these on live stream for us in their house, they'll be so confused.

don't do it. Unless its Cash you can find there is not much of value in stealing things anymore. Tv are not worth anything anymore, sound systems same thing,
Go for the Cash, and Gold, but even then gold is not worth much when its jewelry, and its more of a pain in the ass to find someone to buy it from you. Pawn shops are too legit now adays too.
GL, get a Fucking Job you bum!

>>730410954
i should get a big fucking dog

>>730410954
Fucking jehovah's witnesses, I never trusted them.
But that's actually a good idea though, I should probably buy a bible and a backpack.

>>730403929
Be white. Get a slap on the wrists.

>>730412048

>>730403929
I hope homeowner owns a gun and not afraid to use it

>>730403929
Live stream it and post link here otherwise fuck off and die

>>730412350
Yeah!

Don't be a nigger.

Don't?

>>730404314
and if you do don't have one in the chamber.

Leather gloves still leave a pattern if they come in contact with oils but are still your best bet

>>730412555
KEK. FR. Better hope it's not mine. I may only have one 9mm, but you will definitely get a clip of hollow points in ya, you cunt

>>730403929
when your mom catches you just yell surprise.

>>730403929
Don't be a nigger and go breaking into houses you fucking nigger.

>>730403929
dont tell anyone

>>730404553
Fucking lol

>>730412711
Alos, I might add. Don't be a cumb cunt and Pawn the shit you steal in your locale. Don't post it on offerup or craigslist. Be smart if you do it. Pray you don't come to my house, amd don't get caught, CUNT

>>730403929
Why though OP?

All these autists are assuming it's to steal shit. Is that the case?

>>730403929

If you're in a state with Castle doctrine, don't.

>>730403929
Check the medicine cabinets, you may find your big money in that fucker. Some narcotic pain killers fetch up to 100 per pill. WEAR GLOVES,CUNT

>>730406216

I have that cleaning mat and that exact shelf. Wal-mart shelf and Cabela's cleaning mat. Good taste, Anon.

Choose one that has a car in the driveway with a Bernie Sanders bumper sticker on it.

They will be unarmed and likely have drugs.

>>730413473

Holy fuck. top kek.

>>730403929
For starters don't post about that shit online...

>>730403929
Start grabbing their shit ASAP. You can sue there ass off if they shoot you while you're holding something, as theft is not threating someones life.