I am the God-Emperor of not giving a fuck. AMA

>>730400757

Yeah, well, thanks for this sterling OC

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>>730400757

>>730400757
Show me your cock

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>>730400757
Bitch please.

>>730400757
Don't you have craft beers, vinyl, and a typewriter to write a shit vampire story to be busy with right now?

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>>730401058
this is now a TTS device emperor thread.

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>>730401275

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send dick picks op. now. plz.

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>>730401588

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>>730400891
>>730401683
wanna see it get hard?

>>730402130
Obviously

>>730402215
then give me a min, gonna have my gf work her magic

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>>730402009

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>>730400757
Holy fuck is that an Inquisition shirt? Man, you're music taste is garbage.

>>730402321
>girlfriend

Top kek

I had a feeling inquisition was being co-opted by hipsters. I'd kick your ass if I saw you on the street.

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>>730402890
you jelly?

>>730403303
who can be jelous of either, ugly gf and small dick

>>730403303
Bitch looks greasy do not want

Neither a grower or a shower huh OP

aww guys they left :+(

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>>730402831
>>730403491
>>730403595
>>730403260
as stated, I don't give a fuck

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>>730403895
alright babydick

>>730404055
at least I get laid

>>730404324
you already give too much of a fuck. you lied and are faggot. sage

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>>730403754
never got any complaints

>>730400757
100% pure heresy

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>>730400757
Why does your face adorn my rolling papers?

>>730404545

Why do you shave?

>>730404910
he's self conshy on his tiny ding dong

>>730404910
so the massive bush that i grow doesn't get caught in my zipper anymore

OP can we see her tits already

>>730405013

But did you need to make yourself look like a prepubescent boy?

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>>730404999
nice trips

>>730405013
Buut why would you give a fuck?

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>>730405266
nice dubs

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>>730405067

>>730405324
I give my fucks to the ladies

BAM!

>>730405438

Those tits must really sag

twitchtv thypnotics

>>730405438
did she cut the nipples off and sew them on?

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>>730405583
nope, young and perky. they swelled up when i got her pregnant.

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Yo, OP, ask your GF to rate my cock

>>730405722

Just huge colourless dinner plates then. She always had that round face or did she manage to lose some weight?

Let's see that pussy

>>730403303
>that small dick grip to make it look bigger

>>730405834

Dunno, the fact your shaved will be a turn on for her but your dicks bigger than OPs so she can't have her little boy fantasy.

>>730405834
she said "ew" lmao
too skinny and crooked

I got that same shirt lmao
Seen them like last month

>>730406067
saw them in feb with mayhem

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>>730406050
Ask her to rate mine

Show us your butthole op

>>730406636
Damn, she says she wishes I was that thick

>>730406636
>>730405834

It's the same width, the former's head is just smaller making it look more 'thick'

>>730407202
Both dicks are much thicker than OPs
His girlfriend must be drooling

>>730406067
Lol, she has some high fucking standards, imagine what she must think of your pathetic needle dick then

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Here's mine, what does she think, OP? I'd love to stretch her pussy out for you

>>730408529

Timestamp that shit

>>730408772
If I do can we keep in touch? I'd be willing to travel for a cuckold session if you're in the US