Post girls you've cum inside of
Ur mom
pic related :(
>>730400215
ummm... OP if you really busted a sperm blast inside that cute nerd, please post some other pics of her. nude if you have em, but i'll take anything. thanks man
>>730400278
sadd lyfe
>>730400215
>>730400215
actually paid her 300 dollars for sex. met her on craigslist
if rubbers count then this whole current line up is the tip of the iceberg
monasranchelko.com/
>>730401200
She looks like a dirty whore.
>>730401370
rubbers DO NOT COUNT!!!!!
pic related
>>730401414
she was an 18 year old aspiring model.
dominican nigger spic from LA. told her i was wearing a rubber but i wasnt
>>730401056
>>730401052
Sure. Yes I really did cum in her. Felt amazing
>>730401414
few of them for sure
>>730401907
And her tits
>>730401908
More
Too late
>>730400920
I'd rather the Gixxer than her. Judge all you want.
>>730400215
But why?
>>730400215
She looks like she's had a fair amount of cum inside her
>>730402072
more?
>>730402072
She's ugly as fuck in my opinion, but I concede, she would have felt amazing.
If you're happy, I'm happy.
I miss her
>>730402584
more of her if any one wants.
>>730402639
This bitch twice.
>>730400215
>>730402700
This white trash a bunch of times but she takes it in the ass and cunt which got filled up a bunch of times... shes good for when I am dry and need to cum.
>>730402292
>>730400903
Niggaz of trooth.
>>730402268
She bought hers and mine. So I won it all.
>>730402810
This bitch cause she's local and easy and gives up 3 holes in one night.
>>730402564
>>730402565
I can see how not everyone would be into her. I loved staring into her eyes as I pumped away
>>730402955
Well, if you only had to bone her a few times as payment, you're miles ahead. Well played.
>>730403039
my downstairs neighbor being hot you'd think shes good.
>>730403088
>>730403130
noods?
>>730403088
She looks soft and curvy, so I agree she'd feel great. I just can't get hard for white chicks.
Personnel favourite, even if I did have to pay for it and use a condom
:(
>>730403398
Then you didn't blow in her?
>Judgejudyyoureafaggot.png
Case dismissed.
>>730400215
So, fun story. I actually fucked Rosie O'Donnell in the 80's.
It was before she went full lez, probably 1986-1987 (yes, i'm an oldfag). I used to work the door at the Comedy Store (Mitzi Shore, Pauly Shores mom ran it). She went up and did a couple sets. She was somewhat well known and still was working the circuits, and pretty much everyone was trying to get 10 minutes on stage there.
Mitzi kept a pretty tight leash on who could perform, but occasionally she would let some of the staff manage the place for the evening and we could choose the lineup (there were a few rules, like if Jay Leno or Dangerfield showed up, they were immediately let on stage regardless - bumping whoever).
I had worked there for about a year and a half and she started letting me choose. You never saw desperation until you've seen a comic begging to get on a stage for 10 minutes of fucking exposure.
Anyways, as soon as it happened, suddenly rosie started trying to warm up to me, buying me drinks, being really chatty with me. We all knew how she was about other girls, but she would usually just say she went both ways. Well, one day her hand kept grabbing mine, big smiles, etc. I knew the implication was she gets chummy with me, and I put her on for a few sets at the best times (8:00-9 and 10-10:30 were the most sought after times)
So I fucked her on the couch in the green room after we closed up. She was actually kinda cute when she was younger (see the pic), in an 80's way. She was hefty but when you're dealing with female comics, not a lot of them who were good enough to get on stage were lookers.
So anyways, that's my story. I fucked Rosie O'Donnell. Bareback too - came in her. We weren't real big on condoms back then. I put her in for a couple sets the next day and a couple times the next week. She stayed friendly but we never fucked again.
>>730403102
she was a great fuck. Made videos and took it up the ass. Sucked my cock all the time. Brought her single friends over to fuck me and suck me with her.
Only ones who have Facebook.
>>730401662
Was she pissed off?
>>730403290
Fair enough. I have a bunch if anyone is interested in more
>>730403635
you should've strung that pig along. She thought she was good enough with one fuck and you let her get away with it. Still a nice story. You should have demanded anal though.
>>730403130
>>730403214
best I got on my phone
more on my computer but at work rn
>>730403635
Rad. Oldfag stories are the best. I'm only 38, so I couldn't have done this, but I saw it all 1st time round.
>>730403088
Moar of the hot nerd
>>730403916
sure why not any nude
loves having her ass eaten
>>730403946
shiiiit thats a nice ass
>>730404045
more please
>>730403966
You did the right one. Admit it.
>>730403635
How big was her bush?
>>730403983
>>730404021
Full frontal
>>730402728
hory fuck more of her in skirts or her hair down?
>>730404417
>>730404148
pussy is amazing, she's not too into sucking dick tho but let me cum in her a lot, used to try push it back onto me
>>730400278
Nothing wrong with that. She looks of good child bearing weight.
>>730403926
She wasn't a terrible lay. She fucked back, rode me a bit, I got her on her back with a leg up over my shoulder and I dumped a load. She wasn't big on kissing. My guess is that she was cool with using sex up until her career took off, and then she stuck to women.
She had a great delivery back then before she got uppity and shrill. A lot of women in comedy were lesbians back then, or at least the ones who were somewhat funny.
Rita Rudner was the only one I never figured out how she got into comedy. She wasn't attractive, she wasn't funny, and she was religiously married to her husband and wouldn't fuck around on him, so that avenue was gone. I know she used to do dinner with Mitzi and the other rich jews in town, so my guess is that. Now she just does cruise ships (e.g. the cruise ship comedian cliche) and branson, makes a fairly solid living.
I came close to fucking Kathy Griffin once, but even drunk, her face was hard to get past.
>>730404496
>>730403578
Doesn't it count if my dick was in her at the time?
>>730404148
>>730401907
Nudes?
>>730404211
like a 9"11
>>730404629
>>730404109
She was great to fuck from behind, watchin that ass bounce all over the place
>>730404211
It was pretty spread out. But it was the 80's, so I mean, had seen worse, but I had to clean the couch off later (cum and pubes) and hers were kinda wispy, so she was a shedder. It was pretty dark in there so I didn't get a good look.
>>730404723
i request some ginger pale tiddies
>>730404483
Don't have too many pics. This was about around eight years ago.
>>730404627
Right on. Rosie had some talent when she wasn't such a liberal pig cunt. I'm not that young so I remember a lot of older comedy. I grew up listening to Dice Clay in the late 80's. Carlin, Hicks, Hedberg, and a few others I enjoyed. Lot of shit now. Your Dane Cooks and Jim Jeffries. Or just be a muslim and you'll get a comedy central special because of your Trump bits.
>>730404972
ewwww trailer stink
>>730404969
shes amazing anon!!!! anymore like that?
>>730404969
love her sexy outfits,
Got with her a few times in the past month. She'll take it anywhere
>>730405164
>>730405175
legendary thickness, she was a bit annoying though
>>730405298
breakin muh dick!!!!!
>>730405298
Last one
>>730405298
love her oututfis anymorehair down in front?
>>730404864
no nudes of her anymore, another ex found them on my laptop and made me delete them, shit was so gay I had a dope vid of getting head from her
Never forgetting how good she was at swallowing cock
>>730405383
No sorry.
>>730405345
very handsome
>>730405345
I remember her from the times she hijacked Shia's stream with her bear onesie and huge umbrella. Looked annoying yes. Cute and thick though, so I'd plow anytime.
>>730405465
if ever get more bro please save for us
twitch dot tv thypnotics
>>730403635
People don't realize this, but there was actually a period where Rosie O'Donnell was not a bad looking woman. Don't get me wrong, she'd never be the eye candy in anything; but she still looked and acted presentably female.
Like Janine Garofalo in the early 90s, a decent woman. Not great, but not bad.
Of course she turned disgusting and has been for like 2 and a half decades now.
It's funny when an attractive/average person fugs out and baloons up, that people don't seem to realize that they weren't always like that.
>>730404496
Go on with nude. I really like her boobs
>>730405345
masculine af
>>730405049
Dice was hilarious, but he'd stick to his character way too long. He'd be back stage and do his 50's greaser bit and everyone would start groaning. Thing is, he was this really timid jewish guy. I dunno if there's old footage online before his dice persona, but he tried a bunch of stuff until something stuck. Most of it sucked. I never saw it but apparently he spent a lot of time crying in the bathrooms of clubs when he'd bomb.
If you go to the bathroom or parking lots of comedy clubs, you hear a LOT of comics crying. Or getting drunk and getting pissed off.
Never met carlin. Saw Hick do a couple sets but never really talked to him personally except to introduce him. Hedberg was the nicest guy you've ever met. Cook and Jefferies was after my time, so no info on them.
The landscape definitely changed. There were political comedians in the past, but they usually bombed and the club owners would stop booking them. The political stuff that worked was like, dennis miller or impressions.
She's my cum dumpster and shining light
>>730405903
no thanks palpatine
>>730405634
yeah, this was about the cusp of when she was transitioning from doable to fat insufferable pig.
I probably still would have had another go at her when she did this movie. But this was about when she started doing women exclusively (She apparently used to fuck/scissor/whatever they call it Penny Marshall. Even in Laverne and Shirley days, she wasn't a pretty girl).
>>730405428
She's lovely.im sad for you
>>730405428
ooooooo, do tell...
>>730405688
They looked amazing when she was riding
>>730406410
>>730401430
Jesus!what a barrel.im sure she liked it in the pooper
>>730406499
keep posting man
Also the girl I lost my virginity too.
>>730406706
Saving her?
>>730406804
I'm also always up for anyone who wants to fap to her together
>>730406278
She's a gold star. Never had cock.
>>730406804
>>730406891
I'm saving her.
>>730406303
Don't know how to explain. She just knew what she was doing. Took my entire cock down her throat with ease. Knew perfect how to jerk it and lick it. She also always swallowed. Easily best blows I've ever gotten. Not to mention she had a great ass and took it in like a champ. Got to cum in her ass a few times too
>>730406891
>>730406891
more? do you still fuck her?
>>730406278
skeptical, send nudes
>>730402268
Well.. the Suzuki will kill you instantly while the woman will slowly eat away at your soul. Tough pick, tbh.
Pic related ate my soul.
>>730406804
obviously
>>730407109
You got kik would love to talk about her
>>730403712
the glasses maybe, and the one in the corner in the red shirt maybe, the blue maybe just cause it looks like she has a kid and you might as well shoot her up with cum.
Any more of these 3?!
>>730407156
I don't sadly. We were fuck buddies for a bit and stopped when she started dating someone
>>730407113
God what an ass
>>730407450
does she know you share her pics?
>>730407351
Nah sorry
>>730407450
>>730407450
damn why didn't you date her? she's perfect. inb4 your current girl is hotter
>>730407553
More pics then?
Came in this ass twice bareback.
Apparently she has a kid now too.
>>730407578
Fuck dude did you get to finish on that face?
>>730407641
I should've. Don't know what I was thinking
>>730407710
NICE! Nothing like filling up a ass.
any more?
Right
>>730407787
show her nekkid body
>>730401403
>>730407884
I do but they have her face. Not going to post it.
>>730407945
Of I had her nudes, is would have posted them first. She doesn't do nudes now after her first boyfriend got hers and sent them to everyone.
>>730407992
shoop it out?
>>730407936
sweeet jeebus that lefty!
>>730407857
I did cum on her face a couple times. Got it all in her hair
>>730404627
Have you ever talked to Howard Stern? You've got to go on the show! Are you not fucking joking right now?
>>730407936
dump more of them in shorts or jeans?
>>730407874
damn I hope you get another chance with her.
>>730408067
I'm not that talented. Sorry.
>>730405634
There was a period after Cats & Dogs where Garofalo got slender-- for a hot minute I thought she was gorgeous.
>>730408191
Fuck that's hot. But her on her back begging for it inside is even hotter
>>730408255
Details please. Ass/pussy or both?
Bit of a butter face but incredible tits.
>>730407992
Such a classy guy.
block it out?
twitch tv thypnotics
>>730408256
Thanks. Maybe it will happen again. Anyone going to cum to her?
Many times once she got on bc
Still cum inside her.
>>730408577
If you have any nice legs pics definitely
>>730405634
Garofalo was totally next-door cute for about 2 years in the 90's, and I wanted to plow that so bad.
>>730406129
Totally. I would have fucked her in that movie easily. Dana Delany stole the show with that full frontal though.
>>730408582
nice
>>730408582
nudes?
One more shes 4'10 and half her weights in them bigum titties
many times
>>730408380
Here's both anon. Thoughts?
My friends little sister when her and her boyfriend broke up.
Blew my load in her after 4 niggers fucked her for 3 hours and came inside her holes.
>>730408577
if you possibly got more of her pussy
>>730408825
I think he meant whether she took it in the ass, pussy or both
>>730408839
Oops
>>730408609
ahhhh monster
>>730402292
What a coincidence, I came inside her 90 minutes ago
>>730406785
in San Diego?
>>730408935
Gotcha. She only let me shoot a load in her ass a few times but I fill that Pussy up on a regular basis.
>>730403608
Moaaaar
>>730409072
Nope, Canada.
Best pussy I ever felt, worth every penny. She does her kegels, man.
blew loads in her all the time...she was nuts though
>>730408367
Yeah, I had to sit afterwards because I came so hard. I came inside her a few times in missionary and also when she was on top
2 out of 3
>>730408628
More lies in this thread than in one of those incest post.
Probably like only 10 of us in this thread have had a woman ever. You little masterbaiters should get out more.
>>730408873
Sorry it's a little blurry
>>730409257
kek sure reverse image this guys
>>730409475
still nice
any pics of her pussy with something inside?
>>730401740
Fucking beautiful.
>>730409336
sometimes you just hate your ex fiance and never delete all your pics
yall linto some fugly fat hoes
>>730409494
Notice the part where I said worth every penny? She's a hooker, genius. Any decent hooker will have professional shots taken, it's not a surprise they'd be online.
>>730409625
Nah, that was the last pussy pic I had. Still going to blow it to her?
>>730409822
most definitely
though what else you still got of her?
>>730409329
more clothed pics?
>>730407186
More? That body is pretty hot
>>730404417
It's are amazing. Veins 10/10
>>730410052
More?
she gave me pink eye after she brought me the groceries
>>730408839
Wa ha ha you dirty old fucker!!! Wahahahaha YOU fucked her!! SEXUALLY
>>730408582
>>730408865
you prolly have aids
>>730409934
>>730409921
This is a good one. Would anyone be up for cum tributing her?
>>730401104
Moar, sir?
>>730410615
shed be almost attractive if not for the nose ring
>>730410615
>>730409100
You're a lucky guy.
>>730403398
No you didn't. That is Freya, Zerkha's girlfriend lmao
>>730405049
Hedberg was ducking great, man. Wish he was still around
last gf i had
probably way more reckless with coming inside her than I should have been
I've never had sex
>>730410729
she a swallower too?
>>730410644
Fucking cute. Got any belly pics?
>>730410940
her also when she was a scenie wennie good tymes
>>730410383
She was crazy
>>730405345
Nudes?
>>730400215
>>730405345
I don't think I've ever seen the bottom half of Brittany Venti until now
>>730411039
Only a couple times did I cum completely in her mouth but she would always swallow what fell in when she took a facial
>>730411212
Damn she's cute. More?
>>730411228
>>730411259
glorious
not sure if this is confirmed btw
>>730401662
Who's the idiot, you or her?
>>730411281
>>730411577
Continue...
>>730411262
any pics of her getting fucked or fucking herself?
>>730411262
>>730400530
Wow. Niiice.
>>730400903
Yo wtf man You been fucking my girl mate?
>>730402268
You said what I was thinking
>>730401056
goddess.
>>730404200
I'd take 'em both AT THE SAME DAMN TIME
>>730411662
>>730401740
I want to father her children.
We're your girls on the pill or anything or did you just decide to chance it?
>>730411967
please tell me she gets naked
>>730401740
I would last maybe 5 to 10 seconds in her.
New thread
>>730412149
>>730411754
I used to have a couple masturbation videos but I think they were deleted. If I end up finding them I'll post.
>>730411967
Shit she's hot. Post more in the New thread?
Sorry /b/ros. Not gonna take the time to post all 43. KEK. I unfortunately have lost my touch though and haven't been laid in over 8 months. I guess I could probably make it happen, being Alpha as fuck, but, at 33, I think I am loosing the ol' sex drive. That and the gray hair. I honestly am tired of these cunt bitches being such cheating sloots. I grew up in Wisconsin and had my pick of the litter, my buddies were not the best looking dudes. Relocated and have done pretty well here as well. I think the well is dried up though....
>>730412152
>>730412407
New thread brother
>>730401200
was it worth it
>>730401213
Ok wow. Fuck you I'm jelly.
>>730408840
very nice
>>730408820
nice legs
>>730408609
Nudes?
>>730401213
More!!!
>>730410729
she lives in utah and has herpes