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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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>>730392189
k
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>>730392189
Seems legit
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plz
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>>730392189
bump
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K
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Legit
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gimmie gimmie
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I never posted in the whole your mom will die threads and she's still alive but fuck i'm lonely.
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Seems legit
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haha please im so fucking lonely i want to die (:
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>>730392189
k e k
e
k
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K
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Pls bb
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Break my dry spell /b

Trips for a 10/10
Dubs for a 9/10

Whatever final digit is for the rest.
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>>730392189
MY MOMMA TOLD ME TO JUST BELIEVE
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>>730392189
I can't be fixed anon
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>>730392696

Hmm 6 out of 10, I guess I can live with that for now.
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>>730392189
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awwww shit nigga
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>>730392189
Well ok
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please god
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meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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please
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Reply
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>>730392189
amen
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ok
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/b/ magic
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But I don't want one...
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>>730392189
Please be kind to me kek
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>>730392189
REPLY
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>>730392189
last chance
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>>730392189
okidokes
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>>730392189
Oh heck pls
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Fuck you op
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>>730392189
aw shit i want a gf
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bumperooni
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let's try this shit
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>>730392189
Hello
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Got one, what do I gotta do to lose the bitch
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P
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Last digit is what your girlfriend will look like

Rollz
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>>730392189
Good luck with that, I don't really see the need. Just another person who latches on to me with the mind of a child, and expects me to provide for her. Women are not something that I need right now.
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Hi
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At this point I'm getting all the help I can get. I'm going through a rough patch with my girlfriend, and by girlfriend I mean maybe(?) girlfriend. We were together, but we had a bit of an argument and she said she is done. I'm trying my best to talk to her and talk it out but she's not talking to me. So I'm desperate so if this will give good karma and let me talk to her then I may be able to work it out.
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Love life can't really get worse so why not
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>>730392189
Abbabbaboowie
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>>730392189
Ok, I'm here.
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>>730392189
Goddamn I'm pathetic

Please come back Candace
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Pls I need this
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>>730392189
pls
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Being this desparate
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>>730392189
Roll
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Ok
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>>730392189
ok
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>>730392189
aight
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>>730392189
Ah fuck it
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>>730392189
ayy
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>>730392189
What happened to her face?
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yes pliz
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>>730392189
i dont wanne be a virgin anymore
plz
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Lord KEK please work your magic.
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>>730392189
ok
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Should i fuck a tranny tomorrow for an extra 2 grand? She lives in sf and has been on hormones, doing some remodeling work for her when she made me this offer.
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>>730392189
Is this a real girl or loli? http://lolicob.com
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>>730392189
for real diesel?
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one like this?
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I HATE WOMEN
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>>730392189
I DID THIS YESTERDAY AND NO GF TODAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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pls
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Fuck
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>>730392189
hmm, please!!!
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K
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I'm an idiot like everyone else who replied here, but why the fuck not?
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>>730392189
lul
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>>730392189
I can reply with anything right?
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Pop
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>tfw no qt3.14 gril
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trips and i kys on stream
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
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Meme magick baby
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:(
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release me from my sadness
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penes
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Finally! I had given up hope
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>>730392353
ok
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Please god
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Ok
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I call bullshit.
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>>730392189
i beliv in dis trhead
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I doubt this but it wouldn't hurt to try.
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>>730392189

getting desperate now
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I wish, but the truth is that I don't have anything a woman would want.
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gib GIRFREND
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>>730392189
k
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i am a beta male.
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sure thing
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>>730392189
thank God I met u, anon. now life will shine
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>>730392189
fuck it
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>>730392189
I got this boys
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Nigga wut?
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Beyond saving
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>>730392189
plz
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yeahsurewhynot
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>>730392189
5t6y
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>>730392189
c'mon
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that would be funny :c
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>>730392189
Doubt it.... but what the hell.
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>>730392189
And now we wait
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k
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>>730392189
pls gib
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>>730392189
well lets go then
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>>730392189
replying just incase it true
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Oh, lovely.
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>>730392189
Maybe
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>>730395345
B-boss, I... habe cancer
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Yeah sure pal. She gone be super hot too, right?
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This wont work wont it
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Thank you anon !
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>>730392189
please be real
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I want gf pls thanks
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My mother never died in her sleep and I won't have a girlfriend.
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just... maby
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>>730392189
sure thing buddy

>not friend or guy
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>>730392189
ok
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I don't think so
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>>730392189
ok
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>>730392189
Wow thanks anon
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>>730395613
will work if you belive, and get out from house
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>>730395681
maybe tonight is the night, anon
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Stop with these threads. Ruining 4chan fags.
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i hope this ain't a bamboozle
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Pls.
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>>730392189
pls
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>>730392189
Rolin for slut
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Pls
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k
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>>730392189
Sure why not
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>>730392189
I haven't replied to THOSE threads and my mother isn't dead, sadly. Will try for this though.
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>>730392189
Please
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>>730392189
alright
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I wan gf tiddey
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>>730392189
Reply
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>>730392189
I'm kinda close so doin it
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K
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suuuuuuuuure
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gib
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>>730392189
pls gib
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>>730392189
amg thank u so much x)
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>>730392189
Come on
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>>730392189
Who is this girl
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>>730392189

I always replied to this shitty threads and even got dubs and trips, and I'm still KHHHV having had zero girlfriends yet.

OP is clearly a faggot.
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>>730392189
I hope so ;_;
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I lost my V at 20, 8 months later ive had sex with 4 different girls and have a girlfriend.

Just dont spend so much time on the internet take care of your appearance and make an effort approaching girls and it becomes easy, good luck out there.
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>>730392189
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>>730392189
What the fuck do I have to lose?
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>>730392189
I FUKCING WANT THE PUSSY
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>>730392189

Let's Hope, Wubba Lubba Dub Dub....
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>>730393000
trips!
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cosmic got fingered by a dude
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Worth a shot
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>tfw no gf
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>>730392189
dear god please help me or end my suffering tonite :')
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i have but i want one more
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>>730392189
kek i wonder who's going to be the choosen one.

ME OF COURSE
E

O
F

C
O
R
S
E
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>>730392189
Ye nigga.
I wanna bone my classmate
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>>730396379
retard spelled a piece of baguette
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IF U GET DUBS YOU FIND UR SOUL M8
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>>730392189
Plisa
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Reply to this post and she will have a dick
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Plz
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>>730392189
xd
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Dubs will tell the truth
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K
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doubt it, but rolling anyway
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>>730392189
PLiz
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>>730392189
Kek. Here's you're (you)
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>>730392189
well im certainly near so who knows
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I'll take any chance I got, please
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>>730396647
I like your thinking.still no gf for me.
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Si
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>>730392189
Oh really.
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lets hope...
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>>730392189
cute gf pls
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Fake
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>>730392189
Are you sure about that?
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Okay
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thank you
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>730392189
Alone is no good
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What's the worst that can happen? Can't possibly be worse than the shit I'm going through.
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Bet
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lol k
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Sure
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roll please god lost at 18 but life is still trash
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f
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sure
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>>730392189
I bet fucking $1000 that I do not get a girlfriend by tomorrow.
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Cool
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Kkk
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Ok
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give gf pls.
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>>730392189
please it's my only wish.
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>>730392189
What if I already have one ? Do I have to change ? Can I keep the one I have ?
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>>730397879
That is because you are a faggot and did not post any OC.
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thats a little sudden but ok I guess
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>>730396632
fuk yeh
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Yeems
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>>730392189
nice meme
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>>730392189
Oh God please I need this so much.
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>>730392189
k
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Sure
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k
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nothing to lose
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>>730392189
plz
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I want this bitch tomorrow.
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>>730392189
l
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Please give GF, dick hurts from hand.
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>>730392189
ok
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Not possible.
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I want to cuddle with a qt girl.
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Ok
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>>730392189
ayyyye
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>>730392189
the letter s
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>>730392189
sure why not
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anything to help
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>>730392189
yes plz gib me
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i trust u
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>>730392189
pls
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>>730392696
roll
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kekekk
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>>730392189
Fuck it, no harm done if it doesn't work.
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Haha please I'm so fucking lonely
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>>730392189
i fucking doubt it
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>>730392189
I got a girlfriend today so hahah fuck you.
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doubt it. unless she's a complete dumpster fire.
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okay
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Sure
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>>730392189
i want one
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fuck it
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>>730392189
Don't play with my emotions like that
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>>730392189
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>>730392189
j
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>>730399999
DAMN!!!!!
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might as well
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K
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Couldn't hurt
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>>730399999
gf confirmed anon
post pics
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>>730392189
pls god
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I want to feel magic
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>>730399999
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you and i both know thats not true
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Lord Kek, please
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Thank mister Skeltal
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>wakes up next morning
>nothinghappens.jpg
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>>730392189
YES but why this pic?
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Penisu
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>>730392189
Well ok
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reportin in for gf
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>>730400315
But... What if...
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>>730399999
check em
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>>730392189
Perhaps
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>>730392189
Plz kek, bless me with love
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Ok
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Don't believe it, yet i'm doing it for no fking reason just because im naive and dumb
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>>730392189
This could be fun but my ccrippling self-worth might make it hard.
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>>730392189
si senor pls
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Ok
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Rollin for dubs
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sure why the fuck not
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rawrin
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Of you say so. I trust you OP
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>>730399013
sauceeeee
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Okk
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>>730400755
well
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>>730392189
i hope
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>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Prove it
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>>730392189
plz, its been 6-7 years since I last had a gf
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>>730392189
k
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fuck
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hope you guys take souls i got a friend ive been itching to spend
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>>730392189
Jess I'm coming
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>>730392189
k, thx i guess
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>>730392189
shit thread
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ok
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Anything at this point
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>>730392189
I want mine to be a qt pls
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I'm gonna fucking do it!
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>>730392189
ok
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>>730392189
Fag
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Plz much want
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sousa
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Couldn't hurt
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>>730400817
Kek
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>>730392189
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O rly
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Sure
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Today is the day!
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>>730392189
Not Possible
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