/b/ is fucking boring today so meme thread/ ylyl

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A superior thread

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Just created this one

>>730389391
Top kek

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>>730390152

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>>730390152

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>>730390526

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>>730390526

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfKVKmqzCIs

REEEEEEEE

>>730389468
Kek

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>>730388583
kek

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>>730390709

>>730389391
Lost.

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>>730391422

>>730391536
Wow, that's some funny shit

>>730391375
same

>>730391745
Kek.
>Dad is trans

>>730391051
ok what game?

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>>730391375
>>730391422
fuck off niggers

>>730391375
Fuck

>>730391745
Fk

>>730388583
Damn. Jackie thicc

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#DoItForHer

>>730392076
cunt

>>730391983
every time..

>>730391745
fk dad no

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>>730392139

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>>730388517

>>730392166
Fu

>>730391422
KYS

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>>730392348

>>730391951
Oddly arousing

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>>730392486
JK Rowling is a real nazi

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>>730392531

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>>730391460
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>>730391757
cancer of 4chan

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>>730391512

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>>730392348

>>730391375
fucker

>>730391951
>has shadman gone too far?

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>>730392822

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>>730393050

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>>730392436
tha-thanks CNN!

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>>730392292
Can't risk any of this

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>>730393195

>>730391745
dick

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>>730393311

>>730392699
is that Corbis?

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>>730393377
>>730393311

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>>730393211
Immunity cat has you, my nigga.

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>>730392120
Can I just have her snatch pic?

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>>730393311
>>730393377
>>730393444

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>>730393311
>>730393377
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>>730393500

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>>730393311

>>730393377
oh shit, dubdubdubs

>>730393211
You're fucking retarded.
Piss on your mom or she dies in her sleep tonight. Still gonna do it?

>>730392583

>Trumps wall is fascistly racist
>platform 9 3/4 to protect the wizard world from muggles

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shadilay

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>spoiler:
right side are jews

>>730391497
cunt

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>>730393682

>>730391497
Literally aids

>>730391983
Fuq

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>>730393658

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jew waifu roll

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>>730393384
Rule 34. I hope it is.

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>>730393658

>>730393948
rollin gor 6

>>730388756
This is a ylyl, not a cringe thread!

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spot what is wrong?

>>730391633
...

>>730393948

May as well roll

>>730393444
JUST SPIT OUT MY FUCKING WATER
Top kek

>>730394425
can't be bothered.

>>730391422
,kkmim

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>>730393195
>delusional female stands cluelessly in front of certain death because she thinks she's powerful!


That statue is a perfect example of feminism.

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>>730393491

>>730394425
No

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>>730394708

>>730394563
TOP.FUCKING.KEK.

>>730391536

>>730392120
for a while i though she had the foot inside the boot and was amazed at her flexibility.

Mmmmm im stroking my dick thinking about how nice it would be to have you straddling me. Your sexy ass grinding on me rubbing my dick through the boxers making sure I can feel everything you are doing to me. Topless and in just a pair of panties you continue grinding making my cock good and hard then you pull my cock out stroking me your seductive eyes watching the ways I react when you play witg and tease my cock. Your tongue licking your lips as you lean forward pressing my cock against you smooth tummy kissing my lips before you slide down my chest till my pulsing dick is between your tits. Mmm you squeeze those tits together with a finger and thumb on your nipples then you lower some more watching the tip peak out for your tongue to twirl around. God it feels so good baby. After a good bit of titty fucking you lower even more taking even more of me in your mouth. Your tongue massages the base before I grab your hair and push you onto my cock till you start to gag. Then pull you back up letting you get a breath. Mmm the lust in your eyes grow more savage as I continue to throat fuck you. Pushing a bit more in each stroke. Then finally I pull you up getting you to straddle me again this time guiding my cock to your pussy. Mmm we both let out a moan as you grind with my dick deep inside then up and down as you lean back your hands braced on my legs as you slide that tight wet pussy up and down god it looks so sexy watching my dick stretch your pussy as you take more and more. My thumb rolls your clit back making quick little circe that send your pussy to an intense orgasmic spasm. Mmm you begging moving up and down faster throwing yourself down taking all of me. Mmm my dick is throbbing for you now baby.

>>730391497
cock

>>730394425
tell me+!

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>>730394934
Well i have a friend who can hack into the cia database, groups that dont even have names and shit, he showed me videos of the military testing alien ships, actual alien bodies, secret high power weapons, anti-matter bombs, teleportation stuff. any of you ever heard of monoatomic gold? stuff is being used to create super soldiers, is resistant to gravity, superconductive. but the military and our government deny it has any viable uses and do not regulate the distribution or creation of it because ofwhat it can do. ive actually seen this shit. no idea how to access it, but thqnkfully my roommate is a huge nerd and he showed me. really had a hard time believing this shit, but if any of you had actually seen this you would shit your pants. this is 100% real. and think of all the shit i didnt see. amazing. oh and i saw military ocean topography over the marianas trench that shows 3 HUGE underwater bases. if you know what your doing you can find out anything on the deep web. fuck all the gore and kiddy porn. find out what the fuck is going to happen to all of us in a few years. not a pretty thing whatsoever. were all in for a shit storm whether anybody likes it or not. believe.what you want, but i know what i saw and read.

>>730395063
never had erection and cum was mayo

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>>730394708
goodonyamate

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>>730391460

>>730395107
I think he's just dehydrated

>>730393311
Noice

>>730388982
it would still have to at least be somewhat dome-shaped for that lighting to make sense.

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>>730395183
jpg immunity only works on jpg curse

>>730387667
Least funniest thing I've seen in a while. Amazing.

>>730391536

Cunt

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https://youtu.be/8Dkmw5_p1wM

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Having made a raft from wood taken from the giant mushroom forest, with rigging consisting of a mast made of two staves lashed together, a yard made of a third, and a sail borrowed from their stock of rugs, they set sail from the harbour - Port Grauben, named after Axel's fiancee. With a north-westerly wind propelling them along at about three miles an hour, silvery beams of light, reflected here and there by drops of spray, produced luminous points in the eddy created by the raft. Soon all land was lost to view. Five days out to sea, they witnessed a terrifying battle between two sea monsters. One having the snout of a porpoise, the head of a lizard, and teeth of a crocodile - an Ichthyosaurus. And the other, the mortal enemy of the first, a serpent with a turtle's shell, the Plesiosaurus.
Cumulus clouds formed heavily in the south, like huge wool packs heaped up in picturesque disorder. Under the influence of the breezes they merged together, growing darker, forming a single menacing mass. The raft lay motionless on the sluggish waveless sea and in silence they waited for the storm.
For four days the storm had raged as they clung to the mast of their raft for safety. Finally, with their raft wrecked after being bashed against the reefs, they lay sheltered from the pouring rain beneath a few overhanging rocks where they ate and slept. The next day all trace of the storm had disappeared and what remained of their stock seemed intact. Checking the compass brought only heartbreak as it showed that a chance of wind during the storm had returned them to just a few miles north of Port Grauben. So, deciding to try and find the original route they advanced with difficulty over granite fragments mingled with flint, quartz, and alluvial deposits, eventually reaching a plain covered with bones. like a huge cemetery.

>>730391422
You motherbitch

>>730391633

>>730394425
flacid dick?

>>730391745
fug off

>>730391497

>>730392348
too soon man

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>>730395641

>>730394755
I want to get off of Mrs.Skeletal's wild ride

>>730393384
X-23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFpnMkmtyIg

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>>730395730

>>730391923
idk Mafia 3

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>>730395501
Are... Are you retarded? Are you literally fucking retarded? Why the hell would you even say that? Because it's an anonymous board and no one knows who you are? Do you not feel embarrassment? Do you not wish to kill yourself? Are you not going to say sorry, for saying something like that? Do you see all these people? They all think you're retarded now. It doesn't matter that you posted anonymously, they know that this comment - that very comment, has been written by a chromosome-less retard. They know that you are the biggest failure on earth and the death of you will only mean raising the IQ of this world. Please, I ask of you, with all fellow /b/tardas, kill yourself, in the most painful way possible. End it, your and our suffering of your complete stupidity, of your lack of self awareness, and of your completely irrational judgement call to say such a completely retarded thing. My regards to your mentally ill mother and your brain dead father, for creating such an abomination as yourself. Remove yourself from existence. May your final meal consist of rat poison and nails, and wash it all down with bleach, retard.

>>730391375
This video is fucking hot. Emma Roberts is fucking hot. My dick is diamonds

>>730391745
Counter spell frog

>>730392809
thanks mr skeltal

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>>730396109

Rolling for 9

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>>730396259

>>730391375
every time without fail

>>730395031
sick

>>730393948
Rolling

>>730391422
fuk

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>>730396291

>>730391375
Lost

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>>730396355

>>730391422
Lost again

>>730396208
Roll away, faggot.

>>730392269
I don't get why you would just puke all over your own table. Have fun cleaning that up dude

Your mother will reply to this post tonight if you don't die in your sleep.

>>730396013
Are you just fucking me, are you a little bitch? I know that I graduated from the class with a naval seal. I am involved a lot in the secret raid of Al Qaeda. I have been trained in gorilla warfare, I am the first sniper in the US military. You do not have anything for me, but it is another goal. I will wipe you out with precision not seen on this planet. Please cancel my damn words. Could you tell us about it on the Internet? Please think again. As I'm talking about, I am contacting the secret network of the US spy. Your IP has been tracked so far. A storm that dispels poor little things calling your life. You are dead, children. I can stay anywhere, anytime, anywhere. I can kill you in over 700 ways. It's bare hands. Not only are I being thoroughly trained in unarmed battles, but they can also access the entire US marine weapon. I will use it completely to wipe your wretched ass from the continental face. If your small "smart" comment knows the kind of malicious retaliation you were trying to defeat, did you have your tongue? But you could not, you did not, and now you are paying the price, you are a fool. I will blow your fierce anger off and you will drown with it. You are dead, Kid.

>>730391497
your post gave me aids

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>>730396492

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>>730396492

>>730391460
Lost again and again

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>>730396547

>>730396526
Do you know how fucking hard it is? Do ANY of you know how fucking hard it is? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS without even kissing another human being? To go 26 FUCKING YEARS with not even an OUNCE of intimacy in your life? No....of course you don't! You're all Chads and Staceys. You guys just fuck any slut you want. And you girls just fuck the top 20% of men. And don't fucking deny it, it's scientifically PROVEN! Girls rate 80% of men on OkCupid as BELOW AVERAGE. Guys like me, average looking guys, guys who are a little on the short side, we don't even FUCKING EXIST to you! We're the guys who run your fucking errands for you, help you move your shit, who treat you with nothing but respect and what do we get in return? FUCKING NOTHING! Not a hug, not a peck, NOTHING! And then you have the FUCKING audacity to turn "nice guys" into some FEMINIST buzzword and accuse us of being CREEPS! News flash: you only think we're creepy because we aren't ATTRACTIVE! If Chad does the same shit, you can't even wait to take off your soiled panties for him! Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!

>>730391497
Lol

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>>730396547
>>730396616

>>730391536
BAd

>>730391497
Kek

>>730391582
K

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you are arrested for bananing

>>730392292
lol'd even with the faggy YO MAMA GON DIE shit

>>730391745
Kek what

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>post from 2009

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>>730395296
AAAAAAAAAAA

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>>730391375

>>730391375
>>730391422
I miss when stuff like this said The Game

>>730391536
k

>>730391983
fk

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will work on that

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>>730397167

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>>730391375

>>730397167
You just lost, btw

>>730397256
Kek

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>>730396910

>>730397491
>>730397491
noooooooooooooooooo

>>730392809
Sauce????

>>730397649
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55fd796bd59b2

>>730393732
Maybe the movies, but Marvel comics are much more gritty and real.

>>730391375
5625056

>>730391422
55025

>>730391582
5151

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>>730397708

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>>730397614

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>>730387667

>meme thread

Not memes, they are image macros, you faggot Pokemon.

>>730391633
55

>>730393311
Her rear naked choke is hideous

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>>730397796

>>730393948
fucking gross

>>730391422
the worst

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End this fucking autism festival

>>730393948

shekels

>>730392809
Moar?

>>730391460
faggot

>>730394147
I lost

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>>730398144

>>730398198
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph55fd796bd59b2

>>730391582
the worst shit

>>730391745
uvtylaer

>>730391375
fag

>>730391422
fag

>>730391460
fag

>>730391536
fag

>>730391375
nice

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>>730390709 is a meme

>>730390924 is a meme
>>730391582 is an image macro

>>730391051 is an image macro

Learn the difference or I will fucking kill you all

>>730392076
fag

>>730391497
Penis

Hitler

>>730393211
People like you are everything that is wrong with the internet.
Do you honestly believe this shit? Fucking autist.

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>>730391983

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>>730397167
>Game
>>730397404
>lost

>>730392348
Sicko

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>>730392077
checked nigger

>>730392077
>>730399116
here fucker
>>730395296

>>730393948
I'd rather die

>>730391745
Not my dad

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>>730399290
roll again

>>730388517
There's no way it tastes that bad

>>730393948
fk it lets do it rolling!

>>730396658
More pasta plz

Probably one of the best YLYL threads to ever grace /b/

>>730399080
i don't get it pls explain

>>730399636
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphized banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."

It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.

I lost two things that night.

>>730389468

bc semen totally can survive for hours in a fucking body wash bottle

>>730399745
Pasta makes me kek even in the darkest of times. Thanks anon

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>>730399852

>>730399640
you're wrong af nigga i've been apart of way funnier threads kiddo

>>730391745
fuck off

>>730400061
>TMW your dad is trans

>>730388982
cringe

>>730391497
Fuckin cancer

>>730391422
no risks

>>730393557
Cute

>>730400020
>scrub detected
get acquainted with some REAL YLYL, faggot. Read this thread, and weep tears of joy.

>>730394425
Sauce on girl?

>>730392348
I dont get it?

>>730389468
Could that actually get someone pregnant? Unless she coats her fist with the wash and shoves it straight into her womb I don't see how the miniscule amount of likely dead sperm could impregnate someone

>>730400344
tawnee stone

>>730394253
i've a new fetish now

>>730393948
Hitler was right, these bitches are totally subhuman. just look at them!

>>730388756
Looks like a kombucha mother

https://youtu.be/--jbhcVxhXs

>>730392809
would totally do it, for being so skinny she oddly proportionately has kinda an ass

>>730393948
oh god

>>730391745
not my father cunt

>>730400670
This is why no one fucking clicks youtube links on /b/. It is invariably ultra cringe.

>>730400833
you got the besst

>>730392348
too soon you fuckin asshole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1o41_oHSAg&t=2s

twitch tv thypnotics

>>730395031
obvious shoop cus why would you check yourself

>>730401135
to prove my power

>>730401196
>being so pathetic you have to shop yourself into getting dubs

fucking wew

>>730401335
I swear to kek
no shop was done

>>730391497
fuck you

>>730398936
jesus the size of those antennae

>>730401409
sad!

>>730401335
>says the faggot who's never posted a dub in all of his miserable life
dubless faggot

Bum

>>730393948
gotta roll