ITT: We all work in the same room.

>>730373423
"Hey Paul! Fuck you!"

>>730373423


MASS SHOOTING comes to mind...

>>730373556
eat my ass ricky, now pass me the scotch tape.

Hey, do you have the papers ready? Boss said they were due tommorow

Which fucking asshole put fish in the microwave?

>>730373644
what papers?
the TPS reports?

>>730373627
"No I won't pass anything you little dipshit, just like you in elementary school"

>>730373644
I ma going to start somewhere between tomorrow and next week. I am busy making this R BI. So could you kindly tell the boss to stop wanting me to waste time on pointless shit.
What's the even point of this financial analyses of Kekistan....

Hey Andy! Is that a log of shit on your desk?

>>730373711
i bet it was steve. he super glued my coffee mug to my desk the other day.

Fucking Printer is fucked again...

>>730373423

BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>730373888
sure is! your mother got it for me for our anniversary

>>730373817
dont make me piss in your file cabinet again ricky

Who of you assholes stole my lunch which I put in the fridge, I even signed my name on it.

>>730373893
YEA IT WAS ME!! DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

>>730373423
*Brings a watch to office* SOMEONE CALL FBI MUHAMMAD HAS A BOMB.

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I'm on my way boys.

>>730373937
wheres the IT guy? get him to look at it

>>730374137
was it the turkey club?

>>730374137
It was Tyrone but just let it happen, I don't want to be involved in any hate crimes

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Who is "Jacob" I ate your sandwich that was in the fridge.

Man i would definitely bang her

>>730374165
I called them and they told me to reboot it! The fuck is that I need my report printed

*teleports behind you*
*crash* *pow* *bang*
*teleports away*

>>730374140
you wanna take this outside steve?!
ill bust ya fokin head in i swear on me mum

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>>730373423
FOODFIGHT

>>730374270
Just kick it, like i always do, it seems to work

what's that stink? WHO SHIT ON MY TABLE FFS?

pajet, stop shitting on the floor! use the bathroom like everybody else and don't start with this retarded toiletwitch thing again!

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Ohh shit someones shooting up the place, I'm getting the FUCK outta here!

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Eric where are you? we've got a mission, reply when you see this comrade! over!

>>730374405
I haven't shit on your table, but i haven't showered in like a year either. My name is Steve, i am your new Co worker

>>730373423
Looks like my workplace.

>>730374404
Aight....
Fucking red and Blue dust is coming out now?! Eric is going to have my balls if this report isn't on his desk By 3!

>>730374270
you have to press the power button and hold it 3 seconds and let go and press it 2 times consecutively and then hold for 4 seconds and then type in the serial key located on the bottom

I left the dead hooker in the breakroom if anyone wants another go at her

>>730374596
Tell Eric to fix the damn printer if he wants that report in so bad

>>730374664
Why is my Sister In the bathroom??

"who the fuck ate my yogurt!? I PUT MY INITIALS ON IT!! FUCK!!!"

>>730374833
fuuuuck i tought it was kevins mother!/1/1?!???!?!?!111??

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Why the fuck is there cum in my computer's disk drive? For fucks sake this is the third time this week!

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W-WHY THE FUKC AN I HRER

why does it always smell so bad here

why are all the men dressing up like women

who is streaming gore on the beamer all day

>>730374097
So it was you? You know what, you also pissed on the rug in my cabinet. Thst rug really tied the the room together

>>730374833
Steve said that she wanted some cash for her brothers birthday party.
She wasn't that great btw.

>>730374603
>>730374818
Its fucked boys im just gonna email it to him when the IT guys fix my computer
The tech stuff in this place blows

>>730374553
fuck off steve and get me some fucking towels to clean this shit up

To whoever keeps stealing my fucking lemonade... Today I spiked it with LSD and laxatives.
Have fun tripping your balls off while shitting all over the place you fucking thieving nigger.

>>730374664
she is already cold. did someone here have experience with microwaving dead hookers?

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I've heard somebody here has CP downloaded on their computer

>>730374909
>>730375064
What the fuck! She was ment to be in school! Is she dead?!

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HOL UP /b/ROSKIS LISTEN TO THIS BOPPIN
TUNE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfMtTOEFuwE&

>>730375135
How old is that word compared to existence? Lol.

>>730375221
Nah officer, we keep it all on our server.

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>>730375221
W-wasn't m-me

>>730375221
Yup its on Steves computer he is a dirty fucker

>>730373423
Somebody can bring beers and a couch please ?

>>730373423
QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

FUCK YOU STEVE!

>>730375221
It's called Lol and it's art

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WHICH OF YOU ASSHOLE'S CLOGGED UP THE TOILET AND THEN SHIT ON IT AND THEN THREW A BUNCH OF PAPER ON IT THE HIDE THE FREAKING MESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

which one of you fuckers used all the coffee creamer and didnt go get a new one from the break room fridge?!

help my fuck you shit bastards are all goddamn retards and i want all of your cocks cut off and on my desk by 3pm so they can be sent to corporate

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>>730375356
>>730375401
>>730375415
Well then if you have some, give me it, you guys seriously can't leave me out of this.

>>730375606
I just when't to the toilet, clean it up yourself.

>>730373423
Let me just type this long essay on my mechanical keyboard while eating celery and chips from a very loudly cracking bag, occasionally whistling a false tune.

>>730375680
Oh, the beauty~*

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>>730375680
Janitor here. It was much worse an hour ago. I'm on break right now.

WHO THE FUCK ATE MY EGG SPINACH SANDWICH AND FARTED IT I PUT MY NAME ON IT

>>730373423
> blows nose in shirt of the guy next to me

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It takes a lot of money to be the boss around here. But it helps.

WHO THE FUCK superglued my forehead to the desk while i was sleeping? i hate you guys! I HATE YOU!

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Meanwhile in the Storage Room, Craig from IT has been Brown and now worships the latest shipment of bread.

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who wants cake? my wifes daughters bull has birthday today and he forced me to make cake.

>>730376341
HAVE YOU TRIED TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN?
ARE YOU SURE IT IS PLUGGED IN?

>>730376464
no, but i turned craig from IT on... now my butthole hurts.

>>730376341
Ffs Craig.

>>730376442
You're fired and I'm setting a team to take you down.

who the fuck hides his used buttplug under my de- nevermind guys, it's my own. it fell out when i changed my diaper.

IT here; *installs adobe flash player on every computer*

Anyone wants to hear a really racist joke?

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DILDO BATTLE

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Who brought all those dogs? And why are they worshiping another dog? Also why is Carly from the help desk standing there like an idiot

>>730377138
install it on the printer too
i heard it's broken

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>>730377138
First the Cum and now this shit? Fuck me I'll join Craig and worship bread now!

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SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT