I want to die right now. Any suggestions on how to do it?

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>>730372227
DON'T

>>730372227
seiously don't

1. Get naked
2. Stand in front of The White House
3. Suddenly start running towards the building and scream ALLAHU AKBAR
4. ?????
5. Profit!

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>>730372227
Protip : don't

>>730372757
>>730372818
>>730373001
I need to, my time is up.

>>730372757
Cringe.

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>>730372899
I'm White English

>>730373256
Get some makeup

>>730373124
OK so why no electricity ? You can't miss it, just take a wide stick in metal or something and touch a line
What happened to you ?

be gay in Saudi Arabia

>>730373124
>time is up
How do you know?

>>730373312
No electricity open around. I just cba to live anymore too depressed to do shit and now im just pissed off that im not dead yet

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bump

>>730373548
i have to go to uni or get a job. i just cba to live anymore.

>>730373510
Do you realize you'd probably be happy one day if you stay alive ?
Where do you live so ?

Quit being a faggot

>>730373826
i will never be happy trust me. i haven't been my whole life . but i always ignored it. bit like robin willaims. London

>>730373747
Well
what's the point of living according to you ?

>>730373747
U should see some hell(p) before being dead. See rekt for more details.

>>730372227

Pretty simple: kill yourself.

>>730373976
There is no point ,You make the point.

>>730374045
How could i definitely be dead in the next 10 mins?

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>>730373967
I'm sure you can find electricity in Lodon
If there is no point, if even all the love and richness and whatever couldn't get you happy, then I guess do it

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>>730374151
You have all your life to kill yourself

>>730374310
i head sleeping pills could work if i overdose.

>>730373747
The alternative is much more boring. And it stinks.

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>>730373967

Since you got nothing to lose, just do some crazy shit.

Take all your savings, get some mode of transportation and try to see how far you could travel. Once you're almost out of cash, try finding a location with the perfect sunset and off'd yourself.
Who knows, you could even found out that you'd living at the worst place on earth all this time...

>>730374493
Yes it might or you could hurt yourself without dying

How old are you ?

>>730372227
Look man, if even 4chan tells you not to do it, you really shouldn't do it.

>>730374797
18 nearly 19.

>>730375094
You must have grown up in a shitty familly to be depressed at your age

>>730375257
Everyone has different challenges in life, but it doesn't matter. Death is my solution, no real loss

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>>730375526
You're right, you loose nothing since you don't exist anymore . Just ...don't you dream of anything, don't you like anything in life .

>>730375094
>18 nearly 19.
I had to take care of myself financially since I was 14. If I were your age, I would gamble all my money on a somesort of small business as soon as possible, it's the one thing I regret in life.

Consider suicide only when you ran out of options at the age of 25. Please.

>>730375735
Sometimes i have nightmares , sometimes i dream of made up girls that don't exist.( probably makes up for my lack of sexual stimulation)
>>730375855 Im broke as fuck. i wouldn't survive in a business world,

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>>730376333
I meant dreams, what you would dream to do in your life .

OP just wake up, you stll can live,love,be usefull

>>730372227
Find a nignog and steal his watermellon

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rip op

>>730376592
I gave up on them. Tbh all they really were is study a phd in physics and then get an interesting job. i would have liked a nice wife, but they don't exist

>>730376333
I had it worse when I was 18, it literally had no one to support me on anything. But being depressed was never on the top of my to-do-list.
The secret of not being depressed is by keeping yourself preoccupied, most people got depressed because they got too much free time to think about all the small shitty details of their life.

Get a job, travel, volunteer, learn to draw porn or whatever. Get yourself busy. I can absolutely guarantee you that you will be less depressed about your life.

>>730372227
>drown is semen
just host a bukake operation in a gay club and drown in the semen while you lie in the bathtub.

>It fits you OP.

>>730373747
wow your worse than the cucks anon.
Too lazy to be asked to work, so suicide instead.
Fucking degenerate.

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>>730377539
>>730377412
What do you know

>>730373567
>too depressed to do shit
>pissed off
>depressed
Something here seems inconsistent.
Either way you are a fag.

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>>730377412
u lazy af nigga I am lazy but I'm not fucking stupid to kill myself; get something that will interest you and keep you going, like hentai 8)

>>730377694
i don't see the point of working consistently for 60 yrs and then die.

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>>730378141
This is not life
I guess

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>>730378141
you too closed minded, you need get the fuck off of the internet for a while and experience shit

>>730376333
>broke as fuck
>got a computer
Download paint.net for free, and start making porn for deviant-art patrons.
If art is not your style then start going door-to-door and suggesting that you try and fix people's plumbing and stuff for a fee.

No money does not mean no means to make it anon. Anyone with that mindset does not understand capitalism and focuses too much on either their shitty condition (as with you) or too much on their wealth (as with you).

Stop whining, everyone has a story to tell and not everything works out in the end, you just got to pick up from where you are and make something of yourself.

Even grab a hammer, a chisel, and start making and selling art from rocks you find by the river bed.

If you are feeling lonely then just walk up to the first woman you meet, know you are a sexy fucking stud and go try to court someone. It that does not work then become friends with a hooker and get friends with benefits.
You don't even need a girl to be happy, that just a meme concocted by capitalists to make you buy their shit. Nikola Tesla loved a pigeon ffs.

Stop moping and start mopping anon. Life is only good if you stop focusing on the negative and start focusing on the positive.

Most of all: determine whether coming to 4chan make you happy. If it does not make you happy or you don't look forward to it, then just leave and live a more fulfilling and productive life.

>>730378464
Thanks, that's seems perfect.

hai lannie yas want3d to be wormie snack?

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>>730373747
Man the fuck up you degenerate nigger communist.

>>730377412
>then get an interesting job. i would have liked a nice wife

Fuck, you're doing it wrong. You should be thinking on short term goals, like what you're planning to achieve within 3 years time.
One step at a time bro, that's how people won wars.

>>730378440
THIS
SO MUCH THIS

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>>730378653
people are fucking braindead these days I swear, so many fucking edgy kids and fucking retards that self diagnose, they outta put your dumb fucking ass in a physch ward