Why don't you own a fast bike?

>>730365580
I don't have a death wish and I'm not a white sunglasses wearing douchecock.

Why do people who ride these get like 1 foot from your bumper in traffic?

When I do it back they get triggered, why?

I did until a year ago or so, (I've posted this in the secrets thread) until I crashed, knocked myself out and I believe I got my friend kidnapped. Haven't heard from her since, neither have her family or friends.
My bike was a beautiful Yamaha r6, in black and cherry red. She was gorgeous, until she got a pavement facial

took a cbr600 and mounted it an a kart because racecar

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>>730365580
Because I will kill myself and/or end up in jail.

>>730365580
do want

>>730365644
Nigger.

I have a brain

>>730365580
Because I wasn't bullied in school

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>>730365644

>>730365580

i find no fun in flying around traffic like a douche then spraying out "OMG watch out for bikers guize fucking cagers never look for us" when you get pissed you wiped out cutting off a car at double the speed limit

Because a nigga like me dont run away from the cops all the time

>>730366058
>>730366019

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Just ordered this beauty <3

>>730365790
exactly. guaranteed to get the finger on that, yet they drive like shit.

>>730366046
I would love to smash into a faggot with a bike. Who's word do you think they'll take?

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>>730365644

Here's my baby. Decently fast. 250cc

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Because supermoto.

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>>730366250

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>rides between the lane lines during gridlock traffic.
>gets mad when i throw my coffee on them
wut

>>730366232

local radio had something a few days ago that a bike and bus were involved in a crash and started the omg watch out for bikes nobody sees them speech. dug into it, bike rear ended the bus and was speeding

shit like that and getting passed on a single lane highway merge by bikes pulling a wheelie at double the speed limit is why i have 0 respect for them

>>730365580
Because I'm not a failure that lives in a trailer.

>>730365580
Gonna inherit a Harley when my dad passes and I have no clue what to do with the thing. Never really liked loud bikes but I feel like I'm gonna be obligated to ride the thing out of respect.

>>730365580
I do.

>>730366270
Thiccc

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>>730365580
i make my own

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>>730366458

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>>730365580
because i zoom around in my mini

>>730365580
Because I'm not a #REALMAN

>>730366458
WouldrideharderthanOPsmom/10

>>730365580
I do (2016 R1). I need a slower good for stop and go traffic bike now, so I am buying a Z125 for my commuting bike.

>>730366525
this fuckin fag

you could have gotten an impreza for the same price and gone much faster

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My baby

>>730366133

OP said fast bike not girl bike.

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>>730366525
FUCK YAH BRO MINI REPRESENT

>>730366232

Sort of did 4 years ago, rode into a biker trying to overtake me, Ended up putting him in a wheel chair, got away with it and end up with £3000+ Comp :)

>>730366669
only dykes by subarus

>>730365814
holy shit dude.
what are you gonna do?

>>730366551
thanks fam..its a yamaha xt 600 engine with parts from different kinds of bikes ,i learned welding and its something to keep me busy

>>730366801
you're thinking of the outlanders and forresters. if you think the WRX is only for dykes you're fucking clueless

>>730366801
stay in skool

>>730366732
thats a really ugly bike

>>730366941
lolol

>>730366261
these bikes make no sense

>>730366759
Thank you for your service

>>730365580
my balls are too big to comfortably ride a motorcycle

>>730366525
where do you put your purse

>>730367099
>>730366759

pics or it didn't happen

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>>730367099

>>730367170
my MESSENGER BAG fits just comfortably. thank you for asking.

>>730367266
you're not helping.

My zx14 is for sale, honestly I'm afraid I'm going to kill myself on it.

>>730367266
wow lol.... own it i guess.

>>730365580
Because i'm not a gook, a spic, or some douchebag broski who wears wrap around oaklies.

>>730365580
Because i own a cruise bike.

>>730367186
There's no pics, Happened on the way to Whitby 4 years ago.

He sped way to fast beside me and bumped into him (I intentionally didn't move) he bounced of me of me, hit the road and looked like a pebble beings skimmed.

I stopped thinking FUCK! and out of pure luck the driver in front and behind me pulled up and said he got to close and drove to fast and said I didn't move at all and he hit me.

His brother argued I swerved to hit him and punched me breaking my nose.

I pressed charged and had witness's, Mr Pebble ended up in a wheelchair and I ended up with 3k compo for getting hit.

>>730365580
because i'm 2 fast, 2 furious

>>730367170
my manual S model drops plenty of panties

Because the black guys who fuck my wife keep borrowing them.

>>730367039
Single cylinder 450cc dirt bike, put 17inch rims on it, weighs ~250lbs wet.

Its just a fun bike that you can easily ride. The maintenance on my KTM is high mainly because it is built as a race bike. It has a shit ton of torque and enough power to cruise at 60mph but tops out at like 110mph.

Because I don't have a micropenis

>>730367827
do you even reality bro?

Impractical
stressful to ride (turn up to work sweaty and tired)
uncomfortable
bad fuel consumption
Expensive to ensure
increases chance of dying in accident
cant take more than one passenger, and need a helmet for them
Have to get dressed just to go to the shops
have to wear gimp suit while riding
cant go more than 100 miles (if that) without refueling (for sport bikes)
Dont look as cool as cruisers, which in turn dont look as cool as most cars
im not trying to be edgey
your girlfriend will say its shit
youll have to explain it to everyone and after you do theyll say "so why didnt you get a car?"
people will think you cant afford a car
cost more to repair because parts are more highly tuned and s more expensive (hence parts for diesel trucks are cheap because theyre just robust pig iron)
makes annoying noise thatll wake the neighbours (my dads old harley had to be turned off at the end of the street and coasted to our house, otherwise the neighbours complained)
most are all show, no go (your bike looks like those new 125cc that are designed to look like CBRs)
slip easily on mud
horrible to ride in rain/snow/sleet
no cruise control so have to constantly hold throttle on motorway, giving yourself cramp
cant listen to music (easily)
need whole new licence just for a hobby
kit is expensive (helmet, leathers) for good stuff
cops are always keeping an eye out for you to fuck up even the slightest

I could probably go on but i made my point

>>730365644
/thread

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Guys who ride motorcycles are super hot and tough!

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Girl magnet

>>730368215
But it's a 'fuckin Ducati'

>>730367827
i'm 6'3"

maybe if you're a manlet you could look good in one of these

gimme a S-class coupe

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My yzf r1

>>730368336
All the riceburner bikes like that are the same. And all the riders are too.

Buncha overcompensating fags that take fast & the furious movies way too seriously.

>>730368355
marky mark looked just fine in the italian job

>>730368421
>And all the riders are too

Many, but not all.

>>730366680
I had a CBR before I got this new R6

>>730368519
HE'S 5'7"

>>730365580
I do. It's called a soft tail. They're only for men, though. So, you've probably never heard of it.

>>730368409
Did that bike come with the standard package of Rohypno, hair gell and a job selling car stereos?

>>730368596
>Harly (excluding v-rod)
>Fast

pick only one

>>730368184

> for transporting more than yourself, yes
> the only thing that makes me sweat on my bike is when it's really hot out
> there are a huge amount of comfy bikes
> commuter bikes have hugely better fuel consumption than most cars
> insurance for bikes is less (here in the UK)
> can't argue with that
> granted, but riding with a girl is fun
> not really that much of an issue
> you can look good in the right gear
> most of my biker friends take their girlfriends on the back of theirs
> I have a car as well for when it's cold and wet
> I've found getting spares for my bike much easier than any car parts
> that's what it is to a lot of people, a hobby. that's why they put the time in
> I don't mind paying £150 for a decent helmet that will keep my head attached
> police in the UK are fine towards bikers

>>730368658

>Rohypno


ROHYPNO - I CHOOSE YOU!

>>730368589
yeah, well, he probably pulls down a gang of pussy

I own this.
Fast enough?

kek

>>730365814
story? why did you crash and why the hell do you think your friend got kidnapped?

>>730368658
>Being this kind of gell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ua1GCnKwH8

because i dont have to compensate for a small dick

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>>730368818
forgot Pic, sorry

>>730368888
kekd chekd and rekt

>>730368184
Bad fuel consumption? Bikes get 30 MPG depending on which bike
Only expensive to insure under 25 and over 600cc
Just wear a jacket and normal looking kevlar jeans, I could wear it every day
Have to refill every 100-200 miles but only costs $5-10
I have a car and motorcycle
Depending which motorcycle brand and size they are relatively cheap to repair
Not that bad to ride in the rain with proper gear and skill
Many new bikes have cruise control and ABS equipped from the factory
Sena headsets easily go under your helmet and you can talk to other riders or other people and easily listen to music with them

>>730368901
That's a fucking beast, anon. Well played.

>>730368901
Noice!

>>730366360
>shit like that and getting passed on a single lane highway merge by bikes pulling a wheelie at double the speed limit is why i have 0 respect for them
As a rider I know exactly how you feel. I have to do 10 nice things while on my bike (let cars out of side streets, stop for pedestrians, let cars merge, etc...) to try to offset the bad image that one a-hole Ninja rider weaving in and out of traffic.

>>730368663
Fast is a relative term fuck was. HDs are faster than cars but slower than pussy rockets. Besides, i wouldn't want to blow right past your ole lady's house. Bitch sucks a mean dick.

>>730368888
checkd

>>730365580
Is the yellow one yours?

>>730368663
The only fast Harley is the 100 year anniversary v-rod

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I like to make my bike go FAST! VROOOOOM!

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My bike.

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Take a walk, ladies. We don't have time for you! We have RIDING to do!

>>730365580
I have an acceptably-sized penis, no death wish, and a car.
That was easy.

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>sup

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>>730365580
because I own a slow one

pic related

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>>730368901
OOOH. I have a BMW too. I love black bikes. VERY stylish and sleek. FIERCE!

>>730365580
because the biking I do requires skill and offroad tires, 450 is big enough


plus if I really wanted to die going 200 miles an hour I'd hijack a cesna

>>730369362
Shadow: every fags favorite wannabe

>>730365580
because i've a fast car

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>>730369560
450 is definitely big, and bigger is better, right?

>>730369634
T-Tracy Chapman is that you senpai?

>>730369634
I have a ticket to anywhere

>>730365580

Because while bikes are fun, people driving around you are dumbass and will kill you. I prefer owning a fast car anyways

>>730369634
Lamborghini Huracan?

>ITT: salty jell... salty jell as far as the eye can see...

man I wish I could afford a bike...

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I have one of these, not this exact one.

>>730369833
>Lamborghini Huracan
No, modified rat car > lambo in terms of speed, not in lujury tho.

>>730369341
awesome bike.

>>730369362
this should have been the ending of top gun.

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>>730365580
I ride the 450 at the bottom of the picture


I really don't want to go any faster than this thing goes, I ride trails and motocross mostly so there's no point risking my life anymore than I do

>>730369916
Actually, we just hate the douchebags that ride them. You want some basic quiet and they have to race around because Noise Is Cool.

They're like the dipshits that think having loud stereos are cool. They're idiot manchildren that think movies like F&F/the italian job/pretty much any movie with Jason Statham in it is some sort of manual for life.

>>730369341
I'm not a massive fan of yellow but the 2016 anniversary editions look amazing.

>>730366458
sweet

I wish his brother beat the shit out of you. You sound like a huge pussy

>>730370176
top kek

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>>730365580
Because I own two slow ones.

>>730369553
>I love black bikes

How about black cock?

>>730365580
lmao says the guy with an r6. your shit aint fast bruh.

>>730370253
Aye another KTM. I mainly ride on the street (like 99% now) so I got supermoto wheels for mine, makes a huge difference.

>>730365580

Because I LIKE having a 4000 pound metal cage surrounding me when I'm going 70mph.

>>730370450
you know the answer to that one already.

>>730370272
Or you're just a miserable old cunt that hasn't got a clue what he's talking about. Put that cock back in your mouth and keep quiet.

I have a sight condition which prevents me from legally being able to drive, but I've always wanted a bike.

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I do, own several actually

>>730365580
my mum told me no.

>>730370272
>we
who's "we"? autists united?
if you want peace and quiet, go to church or better yet - cemetery. Permanently preferably.

>>730365580
I'm not a manbaby.

>>730370418
v65s?

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Cruise control
ABS and traction control
Cruise control
Electronic Adjustable windshield
Cruise control
Heated Grips
Cruise control
Electronic Suspension
Cruise control
Removable luggage and still looks good
Cruise control
Touring oriented but performs like a super sport
Cruise Control
shaft driven
Cruise Control

>>730365580
Because I don't feel like expressing my manliness with my vehicles. I rather ride my car or bicycle.

>>730370530
because if i didn't own a car, who would run over the bikers?
#cagelife

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So many pussies in this thread ahaha

>>730370685
You must really like Tom Cruise

>>730370685
throttle lock =/= cruise control.

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>>730370547
That's about the kind of argument I was expecting.

Now shut your dickholster, you cholo worshiping bitch. And my apologies if it hit home for you a bit too much.

>>730370811
everyone loves maverick

>>730370324
Yeah same here. I wanted one in Black but didn't care for the silver crank covers, I thought the 60th Yellow scheme looked great, and decided to go with it.

>>730366349
It would be much better if they would just join the queue instead. That would certainly improve the flow of traffic, since bigger queues move faster.

>>730370907

only faggots who want to be his wing(dick)man

>>730365580
where I live the fastest I can go is 65mph. My camry will do that all day long.

>>730370814
don't even know what a throttle lock is, fjr1300's gen III come with electronic cruise control as standard.

>>730370835
I think your fedora is too tight... keyboard warrior without a cause. a sad sight.

>>730370835

Are you googling these images? And saving them? Just to add to this thread that you have no interest in?

And I'm the fag. Too kek.

>>730370835
That was embarrassing to read.. Keep stroking that ego bud

>>730370668
30's

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My dream bike. KTM RC8R 1190. Just looks unique and you rarely see them around.

>>730371076
Truly has no life, no better things to do than try to stir the pot on the internet

>>730370615
>cemetary

naw, that seems to be your job, especially for a couple weeks after a fast and furious film comes out. Some Icy Hot Stunta gets a boner over the film, goes drag racing through some part of town, and then after the inevitable crash my housekeeper has to take the week off so she can put candles with the virgin mary at the site.

Or my masseuse can't give me a handjob because she's putting your remains in some shintoist shrine.

If you're white, it usually doesn't affect me because your parents rarely have jobs.

>>730371116
Get one soon. KTM stopped making them. They will be rare 1 day.

>>730371002
that's right, ice, man. i am dangerous.

>>730371301
There is a 2008 RC8R for sale near me. I think it is about $8000. I would love you get one but I'm also considering getting the 790 Duke when it comes out, depending on how it looks when its released.

>>730371261
cool story, bud. needs more dragons.

>>730371472
Love the look of ducatis but after having a go on one i would never own one.

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>>730370835
I wonder why you think that posting a bunch of handpicked images of gays on motorcycle's seems to mean anything.

Would this image of a faggy car convince you that all car drivers are massive faggots?

>>730368901
schön

>>730371261
"Icy Hot Stunta" holy shit you truly are on of the biggest faggots. So fucking cringey

>>730371598
The maintenance costs are killer on Ducatis.

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>>730365580
go back to /o/ faggot

>>730371076
Right? It's almost as if /tmp didn't get cleared out every so often. What a loser I am!

And I know, fuckin' computer nerd, right? What with the marketable skills, what a fag. Am I too good for telemarketing or being a sales associate at Best Buy or something?

>>730371598
Yeah insurance companies would rape me on any Ducati since I'm 18 years old. I love the naked style bikes like the S1000r but like sport bikes also. My KTM supermoto is only $290 with full coverage for the year

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>>730365580
Because I own a KLR!

>>730371619

Just stop.

>>730371619
GISing "gay man on motorcycle" and picking the first couple images isn't exaclty "hand picking". I know that must seem like advanced nasa stuff. But when you can read without moving your lips or not get an erection at the sight of Vin Diesel, it's actually quite easy.

also have copper s
muh timing belt
wish i never got it.
i've spent more money on fucking oil than i spent on the car it drinks the shit

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>>730366641
>I am buying a Z125

Get one! Tons of fun.

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i have an xsr 900, fucking file limits

also its the 60 year anniversary gold and black,

grey and black is for faggots

>>730366680
>500
>fast
:DD

>>730372269
Looks sexy AF

>>730372516
My 600 will destroy a 1000 easy

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missus only rides in the city

First time posting here, been lurking for a few weeks now. Currently riding a Peugeot 103 z. (too young to get my my motor license) Anyway, when i stop accelerating, the engine just stops. Any1 know how to fix this?

>>730372516

>hyabusa owning squid detected

>>730366133
I want

>>730373004
Automatic?

>>730366458
Sexy

>>730367039
Ride one in a canyon and you'll get it.

>>730367170
It's not a purse it's a fucking satchel you troglodyte

>>730366270
sorry to tell you but you are a total faggot

snow and ice

>>730365580

I do own a fast bike, stfu OP

>>730367608
Was this on the 401?

I actually own 100s of them, can't drive tough (legally).

>>730373783

Tom cruise, is that you?

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>>730365864
Ayyyyy

>>730373338
No

>>730373898
Kek no.
I have a chop shop. But from insurance companies and mostly sell in parta. Now and then i buy a frame with papers and build.

>>730365790
They arent putting you in danger by following closely. But if you tailgate them then youre putting them in a lot of danger

>>730367039
Try riding gapping a staircase on a crotch rocket you narrow minded faggot

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Car master race reporting in.

The problem with bikes is the people who ride them. I sometimes wonder what happened to the people in high school who didn't quite get it. Turns out, they all gained about 250lb and now ride bikes that a Power Ranger would find gaudy.

Fun fact: Not one person in Western civilization has ever heard one of these male HRT-mobiles coming three blocks away and thought "This has greatly enhanced my day. I deeply respect, and want to be like, this guy."

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>>730365580
Why don't you own a pink bucket?

>>730374465
>Pink bucket

You posh bastard