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You wake up from a long night of drinking and partying, to be

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You wake up from a long night of drinking and partying, to be greeted by her in a hotel bedroom.

"Last night was amazing"

What do you do?
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>>730359371
thank science for vaccinations and dive back in.
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ask if she has enough to pay for the hotel room...
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Get her on accutane and marry her.
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>>730359371
Search for my bb gun
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check my dick for warts
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>>730359371
she looks pretty
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>>730359514

kek
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Wonder what the fuck i drank that caused me to fuck a Pepperoni girl
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>>730359371
Recommend her to a dermitologist. They have medicine for that shit.
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Hope i don't get whatever the fuck she's having.
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>>730359371
go to 4chan and ask what to do
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>>730359722
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>>730359722
winrar
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Quickly take picture of her and post on /b/ something like:

You wake up from a long night of drinking and partying, to be greeted by her in a hotel bedroom.
"Last night was amazing"
What do you do?
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>>730359371
I would start another round of squeezing and poping!
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I start squeezing for science.
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>>730359371
Is that super aids ???
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acutane, lip bam, fuck
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>>730359371
Ask her to become my qt gf. After that... thing is gone, she will be gorgeous.
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>>730359371
Go round 2, I've never not fucked in the morning, schedules allowing.
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>>730359853
winner
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Like you wouldnt bang this, even with a 2 min photoshop job shes kinda cute
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>>730359371
Wonder why I am in the Ukraine.
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>>730360521
nope, if it's what I think it is her heritage is absolutely retarded.
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>>730360809
You dont have to give her kids still, its better than fucking a tranny or a girl whose vagina has more diseases than the tutankamuns tomb
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>>730359371
Just looks like chicken pox or some shit. Shes pretty enough without it and i've already had it soo no problem here
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>>730359371
Cuddle because obviously she has an amazing personality
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Guys this is just bad acne, sucks that so many people are genuinely that stupid on here. She is most likely 100% cured and hot by now, but still eastern european as fuck from the face. So avoid avoid avoid
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Curious to see what her back looks like.
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>>730361203
Kek
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>>730359371
Cuddle.
More sex.
More cuddle.
Get her number, give her mine.
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>>730361203
>eastern european
Topkek, that involves Croatian, Ukranian, Polish and Russian women, boy what the fuck...? American 100%
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Marry her because she obviously won't mind the keloids I have on my chest since she has more than I do.
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>>730359371
>opens pip boy
>retrieves hoard of rad-x
>takes it all
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>>730361854
I'm British, go squat by a car with a can of polish beer ya prick.
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>>730359447
KEK
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>>730361854
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>>730359371
Look for a feminine penis
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they're zits, not aids. id bang her again
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>>730362038
That destroyed me
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Honestly, she is still a QT. would bone again
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Wot's wrong with acne
I've never seen it as taking away attractiveness from a girl, not that it adds it
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>>730359930
kek
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>>730359371

Pray that I now have AIDS.
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looks irish or scottish to me.
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>>730362863
you gonan put your mouth on that?, you going to allow her blemishes to rub against your skin like that, possibly have her skin break open and bleed and puss on yours?
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>>730363131
That is my fetish
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>>730362038
Too late! Rad-Away for the past and Rad-X for the next round!
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>>730363131
She would also have mole person levels of self confidence so she would be pretty in love with whoever gave her attention.
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>>730363131
Fuck yeah! Sounds fucking hot
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>>730363131
Idk what makes you think that being intimate with a girl with acne means I'm going to instinctively vacuum all pus directly into my mouth
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Is that AIDS?
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Ask her, "Ok 4 things: 1) did I wear a condom? 2) what's on your skin? 3) want to help out with this morning wood? & 4) what the fuck happened last night???
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start of by telling her she has lost the game
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>>730359371
Hit it from behind.
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She looks like pic related from some other OP.
Is this called bananitis?
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>>730359371
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Ask her what she drugged me with and why she bothered with a skinny long haired nerd like me rather than a chad.
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>>730359371
Tell her your gay soz ; (
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>>730359371
>acne
Shes cute though. Who gives a fuck. Probably gives bomb dome action and the pussy is soaked.
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