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ask a pest exterminator anything

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ask a pest exterminator anything
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>>730356370
How would you handle red wasps under siding?
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>>730356370
How did you start?
Are you solo? Or in a company?
Can I work with you as an apprentice?
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>>730356370
Do you do Japanese Knotweed?
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>>730356370
https://discord.gg/Ycq9yyX
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Have you stolen anything from a house before?
What is the weirdest thing you have done at a job site that you shouldn't be doing
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>>730356477
house siding are a common place for all kinds of insects to house and seek shelter. Pick up some wasp spray and go around your house and spray it up under the sliding.never had any personal experience with red wasps but if it's a big problem ask your local pest control.

>>730356489
I've been neet for so long and I was basically forced to work even though I have health problems and pest control was the first thing that popped in my mind. I work for a big company but I live in a small rural town so I'm the only one here, which means I got really flexible work hours. But there are lots of farms and old houses here and people always need help but it's mostly rodents that are the problem

>>730356518
never really heard of it
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How much do you make?
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whats the most humane way to deal with the niggers you trap?
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>>730356489
I second these questions, all the bug man jobs where I live require experience. Seemingly no way to "get in" and start building experience.
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>>730356370
You ever have to deal with a nigger infestation?
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does your profession increase the chances of getting cancer? are you afraid ot that?
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>>730356370
how do you deal with women?
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>>730356919
>never really heard of it
its an invasive plant in my country (UK) but maybe its a different type of thing from what you do
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Gypsies?
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>>730356913
haven't stolen or done anything unusual, but haven't been on any big projects yet.

>>730356981
it depends on the job but I'd say it's about $1,200 a month which isn't too bad considering it's not that much work

>>730357022
shotgun to the head

>>730357029
you do require som special training to handle different and more serious things

>>730357090
not really, I use protection and I'm not allowed to used any super dangerous chemicals anyway without proper training
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>>730357072
The white kind?
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>>730357136
I see. No I haven't done anything like that
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>>730356370
There's a house full of Romainian faggots two doors down from me what is the best method to deal with them .
Also what would be the charge if you take the work on
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>>730357441
They won't reproduce
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>>730356370
how big a pest can you deal with?

How much, for say, human sized?

NOT A HUMAN, mind. Definitely a ngger.
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Man I would hire you in a heartbeat then. I own a small pest control company in the midwest and I have to pay 3 grand a month to get good licensed pesticide applicators.
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>>730356370
what can you do about muslims?
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>>730357539
That's a possiblity but they grow in numbers by the day
Fucking accordion playing practice every morning before they go out busking rubbish piled up all over the kids are cunts I find it hard not to kick them
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The local muslim center was one of our accounts for a couple years but we had to cancel them because they were always past due paying.
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>>730356370
I have fruit flies in my bathroom for some reason. How the fuck do I get rid of them? I put out a jar of cider vinegar with some dish soap, and there's a bunch of dead ones in there, but there are always more.
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clean out the drains
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>>730358051
Probably struggling for funds. For a brief moment during construction our Temple in Kansas City was broke. We had to give thousands to help. Imagine if we were all immigrants.
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>>730357880
How do you know the children are gay?
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>>730357338
$1,200 a month? That's below the poverty line. How do you live?
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Now they are struggling with a lot of bed bugs.
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>>730358551
Probably has another job. Shit, I could make that in a day teaching self defense and I honestly am a really bad teacher.
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>>730358089
Please answer this, OP. I have no idea where these little niggers are coming from. There's always like 5 or 6 of them around the vanity and they seem to love the mirror. They're only in the bathroom.
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>>730358844
Body in the septic. Ever seen the first season of American horror story
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>>730356370
Whats it like hitting Russians with the heal of your shoe?
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pest exterminator eh?
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>>730358935
I live in an apartment building in a major city. Ain't got no septic.
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>>730357022
Hey now, just wait one minute there. That's discussing. If you guys were in my jail I'd fuck you both in the ass, to show you's are lesser men than me.
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They breed in the scum on the sides of the drain. Put tape over the drain at night and peal it off in the morning and you'll see them stuck to it. Clean the drains and overflow areas!
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>>730356370
Will I ever find love?
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>>730357653
Hey you an i have the same problem, but mines white people, those mother fuckers mess up an area put all their white friend in there then fuck off the assholes move out drop the rents raise the property taxes. I should kill one or two of them but right now its against the law.

Yeah so fuck whitee! right? People suck.
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>>730358844
We call those your children. Keep them they wash dishes and the car. Don't give them the keys. The popo love to collect them like Pokemon.
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>>730359097
20 year old idiots going to war. They know nothing and regret everything after killing so much. Do your homework. War is hell for everyone fool.
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>>730356370
Ever walk in on anyone nude? Or anyone offer to pay with sex?
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>>730356370
Can you beat this in a fight?
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>>730356370
Is it true those chemicals were created to sterilize negros?

If so, why isn't it working?
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>>730356370
Can you get rid of muslims and niggers from planet earth ?
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>>730357136
OP has only just started, he hasn't heard of most pests
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>>730358394
I assumed their gender
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>>730356370
How many SJW cucks have you killed?
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Previous home owner had a pet ferret that would hang out under kitchen cabinets .....yuck

Now we have what appears to be carpet Beatles coming out from under these cabinets....what do?
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>>730358089
I think OP is kill but you can make a trap by using a glass, plastic wrap and some old fruit
had shitons of fruit flies in my kitchen last year and it workedl ike a charm
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I'm not op but am an exterminator. Worse thing I walked in on was a dude committed suicide with a 12 gauge shot gun. See nudies all the time, alot of times the checs like to tease ya or see if then can shock ya by accidentally dropping the robe..
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>>730359571
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>>730356370
Parsons Spiders and Long legged yellow sacs?
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