This is an egg

Nice egg

Can I put my dick on it?

>>730351468

Can I get some toast?

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This is a peg.

egg

>>730351468

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in ceiling fan.

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This is a leg.

more egg please

>>730351468
Sauce?

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this is a super ted

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here ya go

>>730352307
Tobasco

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This is a keg

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This is a flag

>>730352657
You are a fag

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>>730351468
It aint complete without some bacon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RwxuRZjS9M

This is hardcore youtube pron

>>730352816
Why?

>>730352812
So? Wanna shag?

>>730352949
because they go well together
unless you prefer to eat it with another food

>>730352505
Thanks fam

>>730351468
No shit

>>730351468
Those crispy edges are something to be worked on. But saying that, preference is preference. As a cook/chef type I wouldn't be allowed to serve that unless specified on the check. Which is dumb I know but I serve food to golf club members. Stuffy old cunts would complain to no end

>>730353392
This. Damn I'm hungry.

>>730353197
Damn dude, what did you eat?

>>730353625
How do you prevent the edges from becoming crispy?

>>730353672
Made myself hungry as well for posting this.

>>730353733
Eggs are counted as a delicate food so you cook them on low in more oil is the best way. We have a deep pan that can fit 24 eggs in for the breakfast rush and each of those 24 come out perfectly. The oil only needs to be hot, not bubbling. The more bubbles the more egg white becomes saturated with fat and then it crisps up as the fat cooks.

>>730354165
So just keep the heat hot but not scorching and with a bit more oil.
Thanks anon!

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This is a joke

>>730354462
Perfect! Low heat and enough oil to cover the base of the pan. At home I keep one pan of oil on the sideboard that is just used for eggs. Because the oil isn't getting scorched it can last a 5 days to a week. Then it's just a case of changing the oil. You'll know when to change it because it will be slightly brown looking on the egg white. You're very welcome, anon.

Anyone ever heard of adding an egg to root beer?

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>>730353392
>worse than pineapple

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>>730352816
Steak, eggs, bacon, sausage, hashbrowns and toast. That's a breakfast.

>>730351468
These are some dubs

>>730355973
choose
pineapple or egg?

>>730356216
Black pudding as well

>>730356358
I think id rather egg. Pineapple on pizza is for kids. Don't ruin my pizza with your sweettooth.

>>730356216
>>730356455
add beans and you got yourself an english breakfast

>>730356455
Fuck off. Next youll be wanting beanieweenies.

>>730356615
>>730356564
Called it. Fag. If you add anything else it would be seared ham.

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my breakfast is complete, thank you OP

>>730351468
no. its a jpg of a brain on drugs

>>730356769
the highest of keks

>>730356697
go and add seared ham then

>>730356715
i can taste it

eggs are nothing but chicken periods
You may as well eat old tampons and pussy pads if you eat eggs

>>730357226
And pollen is plant sperm. What's your point?

>>730351468
Actually I think the shell is missing.

>>730351468
with salt og peber
very good

>>730356857
That's SAO?

>>730357874
Well I don't go around hoping for a pollen bukakake party neither do I like to eat bird periods it's just wrong

>>730357226
and hotdogs and sausages are tubes made out of eyelids, bones, ligaments and anus
you've been eating loads of shit

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>>730358234
If you live near a good amount of pine trees, you have probably already been covered in it.

>>730351468
I feel like its 2007 again

>>730358439
That is true
But I draw the line on eating animal menstral cycles

>>730359407
Do you eat bread?
Or any pasty?

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>>730359143
I just realised I'm a tree cum slut
>mfw

>>730359494
Yes but not that often

>>730351468
We'll, it's the contents of an unfertilized egg, the yolk and white. But yes, an 'egg' for short.

>>730359581
well guess what

you eat chicken period (but not that often)

>>730351468
That is just a chicken fetus, and egg includes the shell

>>730354524
Back to ifunny with that shit teir joke faggot

>>730359681
Well ok you got me on that one but it's not like eating the egg runny or fried so it just starts to congeal

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>>730359954

>>730360085
I get your point
people eat a lot of weird stuff/body parts. they just dont realize its in the food they see everyday or that what they ate came from that.

>>730360389
I'm fond of eating the skin and muscles of animals. Especially that of bovines.

>>730360736
I love beef especialy rib roast
But would you eat beef period if it was cooked for you

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>>730351468
THIS is an egg

pic related : an egg

>>730359681
>chicken period
Not strictly.
Period is the shedding of the uterus lining, and not necessarily about passing of unfertilized (unused) eggs, and that's in mammals.
Birds seem to pass many unfertilized eggs, which contain fat and cholesterol, and the white is protein. (More or less)
To my understanding, at most it has nothing to do with menstrual cycles at all, and at least contains no fetus or baby bird at all. ( I could be wrong, I think rarely, or sometimes with cheap eggs, you can get a bloody one )

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>>730352172

>>730361018
I would consider eating the actual egg without all of the uterine sloughing. Since it would be so small, perhaps a cluster could be harvested ?

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>>730361211
>blood in egg
Chicken periods

>>730353392
vegans-worst-nightmare.jpg

>>730351468
>>730361138
these are .jpgs

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>>730352172

>>730355973
ridiculous
pineapple is pleb
egg is sublime

>>730353392
Where has this been all my life?

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>>730351468
This is an meg

>>730361651
Blood in milk
Cow Periods

>>730356715
How tf did you guys ever rule 1/4 the planet

>>730361211
Chickens have no menstrual cycle at all, because chickens have no uterus, because the babies do not grow inside the body. You have to be a mammal to have a period. And chickens are not mammals.
That's like saying that you are drinking chicken milk. When there is no such thing.

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>>730351468
This is a Greg