y l y l

>Twitter was created in March 2006 by Jack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Biz Stone, and Evan Williams and launched in July...

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>>730345764
You must be fun at parties.

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>>730345764

>>730345764
Tis only joke.
But thank you for the information.

>>730345957
it was a shit joke to be fair.

>>730347111
thanks for including a redditor's comment, nigger

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>>730347012
I fucking hate myself

>>730347539
Say hello to my little friend ~ Scatface

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Saaaaay nigger!

>>730347539
No, _I_ am your father!

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>>730347296
You're welcome

>>730347539
I think we're gonna need a bigger boat ~ Jews

>>730347620
>checks her job title
>checks her neck rolls

But... how?!

>>730347539
"They tell me your son squealed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross." Commodus - Gladiator

>>730347620
Fat people lel

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Every time

>>730347539
At'll do pig, at'll do.

~Charlotte's Web

>>730347785
Nothing gets past you

Literally none of these are funny. All of you are either underage or severely autistic.

Kys

>>730347539
Made it ma, top of the world! ~ white cum

>>730347913
lost

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>>730347913
God fucking damn it!

>>730347539
I love the smell of napalm in the morning ~ acumdumpster now

>>730347945
What do you expect ? It's a YLYL thread,it's always cancer

>>730347940
Nigger gets past you

>>730347539
You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow. ~ To cum and cum not

>>730347539
Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

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>>730348114
>implying a nigger could get past me

>>730347539
My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you. ~ yankee cumdoodle pansy

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>>730347945
>complains about no funny
>not contributing
Literally cancer

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>>730348279
>niggering a nigger could get past nigger

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Hey guys! Got my tattoo updated!

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>>730348489

>>730348489
Ew fak u

>>730348489
Jesus Christ..!

>>730348558
Fucking lost.
You monster

>>730347714
KNOWLEDGE

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>>730347012
i actually lost

>>730348417
LOL the first instruction could kill you silly

>>730346667
To the people that genuinely believe this shit....

It should be a solid white flag... the south surrendered like little bitches.

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>>730348051

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>>730349158

https://youtu.be/GAdVvfcZw04

>>730348577
dammit, I lost

>>730348552
That's pretty much true.

>>730347539
"GET TO THE CHOPPER WOODY"

-Terminator toy 3

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>>730348489

>>730347539

>>730349280

"It's time to chew ass and kick bubblegum..."

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>>730349624

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>>730349664

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>>730349687

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>>730349715

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>>730349751

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>>730349771

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>>730349793

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>>730349923
>Listens to Enya once

>>730347236
>riddet user = black
>redneckfag

>>730346984
Childhood is idolizing the Stormcloaks for fighting for Skyrim. Adulthood is realizing the Empire makes more sense.

>>730347539
"I'm the amazing spiderman"
~ spiderman

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https://youtu.be/8Dkmw5_p1wM

>>730345868
>>730345957
How bout you faggots go back to Facebook and troll your feed. Fucking faggots

>>730345957
>>730345868
>found the fags who didnt notice

>>730346384
I enjoy this caption but it's completely the opposite of reality. Look at how damn big those towers are, as far as targets go it doesn't get any easier.

>>730350159
What you call adulthood, I see as autism. Bitch.

>>730349005
I used to live in SC, but I am a German citizen. Back in 2002 when I became a huge issue and my classmates told me this, I showed up to school with a Nazi flag.

They all lost their spaghetti.

>>730345764
Retard

>>730350415
Watch out for this guy.

>>730350159
Underrated Kek

>>730347539
Facebook reddit faggot confirmed.

>>730350240
only 10 minutes? fucking casuals

>>730350246
underrated

Shit tier ylyl thread.

>>730349793
xD

>>730347539
For Frodo

>>730350555
Trips of truth

>>730350555
Confirmed
Confirmed
Same team!

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>>730347111
>>730347900
>>730348333
>>730348577
>>730350400
>>730350488
>>730350555
>>730350644
>>730351100

>>730350267
Poor, Fuckin, soul. Should this be legit that's done sad love

>>730350555
Actually, I posted this on Instagram ironically and added filters and bullshit to prove his easy it is to game the sheep of social media with simple formula.

Worked like a charm here too, faggots.

>>730350267
this isn't a feels thread. :(

>>730347383
God seriously kill that thing

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>>730351220
>>730348333

Oh baby triple 3s!!! That's like, 9 gets!

>>730347714
I mean... mother fucker isn't wrong. They're pre-sauce nuggets.

>>730350267
Rock hard now. Going to go cum for the 6th time today.
Thanks

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>>730351499
Is this ad you? Seems too perfect to be COINCIDENCE

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>>730346248
Yes it was.

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>>730349250

>>730347913
every fucking time.

>>730347383
>Filename

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>>730351910

>dude why is my phone so long???

didn't know someone could be this stupid.

>>730351988
>>730352003
>>730352022
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Banana guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

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>>730352200

>>730347539
Here's Johnny!

>>730347539
Is it safe? - marathon fag

>>730349793
>>730349771
>>730349751
>>730349715
>>730349687
>>730349664
>>730349624
fuck me

>>730352236
fuck off

seriously

it's not funny

it was never fucking funny

just go and kill yourself.

>>730348489
Holy Father, I...

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>>730352379

or...

>>730345764
Idiot.. Everyone knows that twitter was invented by bill gates in the late 90s

>>730352539
seriously

get the fuck off my board with this banana shit

not big, not funny, not clever and it's certainly not original

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>>730352379
>getting this butthurt about the funny banana in 2017

>>730347383
>Vegetable stew

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>>730352644

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>>730352685
>2017
>still posting shit posting banana

>>730347539
>i cam here to chew ass and kick bubblegum
-Dick Kick'em

>>730347714
That dude really must've been pissed off as fuck

I mean, what he did is the equivalent of when your parents finally tell you that Santa is not real

I had to curl up in fetal position before mustering the willpower to snap out of this harsh truth

>>730347012
Why have you done this?

>>730349250
Thank you King

>>730347913
Hahahaha
>babby's first potty on a cruising ship

>>730345764
That's the joke you asp

>>730352644
>my board

>>730348243
got me

>>730347539
"Share the load" -LOTR

>>730345764
kek he actually looked it up! What a moron.

>>730345660

https://youtu.be/NciLRhKHn50

>>730345660
twitter was made in 2006

https://youtu.be/dkSKnJKU7Yw

https://youtu.be/nc02X67hHOQ

https://youtu.be/el5U2tIMVMU .

>>730347539
RELEASE THE KRAKEN

clash of titans

>>730353606
100% rage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb5BjEvHuLQ

>>730349158

why did I lose to this shit

>>730354729
>play all three at the same time

>>730355501
This is what hell sounds like,

>>730350267
Sad..but...
doesn't that make him a cuck?

>>730345660
https://discord.gg/Ycq9yyX

>>730350159
>Insert EU analogy here

>>730347406

lost

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>>730352685
>funny banana
>funny

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>>730356312
>>730356325

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>>730352882

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>>730356428
In Soviet Russia..

>>730347714
i wish they were chicken nuggets. every place i go that has "boneless wings" is just chicken strips with breading and hotsauce. just thick chicken breast strips of solid white-meat. "dude, you have to try this place called "wings-over", they have the best boneless wings!!!" no. they dont. its just chicken breast. get the FUCK out of here and give me my dark meat.

>>730348417
I love the random formula they put in the corner.

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>>730356689
god dammit that took a second

>>730355671
That's why it's funny

What r dis
https://youtu.be/_2_OQU_BCLk

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>>730356689
My fucking sides! Took me a second

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>>730348940
>pic related

>>730347539
'These were hoppers men' Predator

>>730351220
roll

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>>730356312
>>730356325

>>730347714
This is why I always go traditional

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>>730357016
for fuck sake

>>730347945
Newfag GTFO

>>730356950
reroll

>>730357332
rerolling

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>>730348051

>>730355912
listened to it and laughed so hard I almost passed out

>>730347921

That's on Babe, not Charlotte's Web.

>>730353606
Never fails to make me wanna kill a bitch

>>730356893
Is she a cuck too?

>>730349158
The rare reloads are the shit. I've gotten a few in Hardline but they pop pretty often.

>>730350267
Holy shit, I got depressed reading that what the fuck. Get the fuck outta here with this feels thread bullshit.

>>730345660
> not you ylyl you lose
How new you are?

>>730349158
I don't get it seems interesting though

>>730356861
it's a continuously compounding interest formula

>>730345764
>>730345957
> (you)

>>730356384
Bisc drive

>>730356861
Its not random, maybe if you went to school and studied something worth a damn you would know

>>730355501

Thats terrifying

>>730357987
Not fucking cool dude. Too soon. Stop trying to be edgy you fucking disrespectful piece of shit.

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>>730350240

>Using some facebook ass clifnote version of this
>Not using the greentext story

>>730357659
tumblr segregates themselves between "small fats" and "large fats"? You're all fucking fat, and you're hated equally by everyone else.

>>730349631
All out of bubblegum..

>>730357987
That guy raped and murdered those children. You should be ashamed of posting that here. Seriously fuck off.

>>730357984
In recent battlefield games there's a very low chance that one of several special animations will play when you reload. Just a little goofin from the devs.

>>730347194
Fucking sandcrawler on it's quest for puss

>>730348552
I don't get it. Brazilians walk in groups instead of in a line?

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>>730347539
Don't tell me what I can't do
>I bet know ones know the source of this

>>730350267
>watched lord of the rings two towers
Lost

>>730347012
Shit i didnt read the purple shit so I just read the joke like that and realised it, I fucking lost like hell

>>730353606
Fuck both those bitches. I hope they're riddled with viruses right now.

>>730357016
>Russian_LED

>>730358410
I thought the fatty meant by doing something about it to lose some fucking weight. No, they meant complain to a clothing company. Tumblr land whales are a waste of oxygen...."muh fat struggles"

>>730359191
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

>>730347012
I don't get it.

>>730355671
doesn't it make her a cuck

>>730353314
What is this and why is it everywhere?

>>730353606
I bet the start of Ready Player 1 is based on this

>>730350267
holy, fuck.

>>730345660
wtf

>>730347539
You'll see a lot of strange things from now on... It's a wonderful life

>>730347539

Sex is like box of chocolate. brown and sticky. - Forest Dumb

>>730359191
Nice feet

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>>730347328

>>730347383
how to wash your fleshlight

>>730347539
PULL THE LEVER KRONK!

>>730359191
fuck sake man... not nice.

>>730353576
kek

>>730356880
same here took another read through, funny shit

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>>730356626
Took me a while
LOST

>>730345764
that's even more impressive

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>>730347383

>>730350267
Lost. This is fucking hilarious! If you're stupid enough to go through with this, I have no feels for this fool

>>730347539
Are you ready kids? - Spoogeman

>>730347913
Is this a stolen Jack Whitehall joke, or does Jack Whitehall surf 4chan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_-HIxXRfOY

>>730357016
HHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnn

>>730360176
It's triforce, you newfag. You can't

>>730358837
They're all some Euro/Nig/NativeNig hybrid over there

>>730346248
>goes to ylyl
>expects good jokes
What the fuck did you expect

>>730350167
lost

>>730347012
i get it i get it I G E T I T im so happy now

>>730353495
>being this new

>>730357987
>>730358177
>>730358537
samefag

>>730352200
Actually less funny than the bananas at this point

>>730357695
lost so hard. goddamn, thats great

>>730348577
lost

>>730347539
#grrrmondays

check my dubs plz ty

>>730361666
Exactly how I felt!

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>>730352644
Sorry m00t

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>>730348051

>>730357387
What are you? Five?

>>730361881
Good jokes, obviously.

>>730356689
hahaaa that's amazing

>>730357444
Fucking trips

Hey rid of the beans and it'd look great

>>730347913
i'm fukin dead dude lmao

>>730357659
Jesus, I'm fat myself but this 'fat acceptance' bullshit makes me sick. GO TO JACKAMO YOU DUMB WHORE

>>730350159
Couldnt agree more.

>>730355671
Not really... It makes him a faggot but he did fuck now the girl she's a cuck.

>>730352379
thanks Lori

>>730357797
Underrated post

CHECK EM FAMALAM

>>730358177
Story?

>>730358202
Wow, you know an anti-Trump sentiment has gone too far when even redditors down-vote it

>>730355912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty31QY5ZGHo

to save fellow b/ros the trouble, here have a listen

>>730362258
Samefag that always posts samefag because he gets triggered easily

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>>730352379
chill and tend to your potassium deficiency

>newfags calling others newfags

>>730350267
I think i'm just gonna kill myself now after reading that.

>>730350267
>"Clean the house, my friend Bradley is coming over tomorrow to fuck the shit out of me"
couldnt get more cucky than thi...
>"HE`S now fucking me"
>"...Anna went to sleep over Brad`s house"
oh
my
gawd
This is past beta level. That is some omega shit right here.
8/10 made me kek

>>730358177
Back to your hugbox, tranny

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>>730356312
>>730356325

>>730363861
>newfags calling other newfags calling other newfags

>>730362258
I don't get the picture, did that guy actually kill those kids?

>>730349664
>>730349687
>>730349715
>>730349751
>>730349771
>>730349793

when you cum but she still suckin