What do couples do when they don't have sex?

nothing

Play board games, drink wine, smoke cigarettes and talk, go on roadtrips, do random shit like throwing eggs at pedestrians while being in a car, binge netflix, work, etc but this is just us

>>730343831
Get married

>>730344086
>Throwing eggs at pedestrians
You're aware that's assault right? Better hope someone doesn't catch your plate

Play shitty MMORPGs together because the one good one we used to play is a shell of the game it used to be.

Inevitably quit because modern MMOs are no skill garbage without any character investment

>>730344269
>throwing an egg
>assault

Your entire generation should've been aborted

>>730344086
>wine

Are you gay ?

>>730344344
this

>>730344452
>Implying drinking wine is gay

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>>730344452
>implying wine's gay
>trying to pretend not being gay while drinking sparkling horsepiss

>>730344124
/thread

>>730343831
blowjobs

>>730344292
Curious... what game are you talking about?

>>730343831
My girlfriend usually draws or watches her Netflix. I'm usually on the console playing something.

>>730344670
>>730344753
these fags dont understand what implying means
probably because they drink wine

>>730344344
Sounds like someone has never been pelted with eggs before

Argue and just fall asleep next to each other.

In my experience anyway.

Butt stuff. Op is fag as usual.

>>730344086

Don't know if you're trolling, but had someone try and pull the egg pelting shit while I was out for a run. Not only did they miss, they really didn't expect me to catch up with them when they hit a red light about a third of a mile away.

Fucking hell I've never heard such a snivelly apology. They handed me £20 "for damages" and I laughed my ass off.

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>>730345052
I feel you bro

>>730344998
Are you two us? She is arting in the other room and I'm here on my PS4.

>>730345252
They were stupid enough not doing it on a broadway without red lights or during the night when they always blink yellow. Sometimes we miss, but most of the time they're so close that it's hard to miss

>>730343831
Argue, then argue some more, then more sex. Anyone have different experience?

>>730345504

UK fag, we don't get the yellow blinking lights.

But yeah, they were a fraction more retarded than you. They did it in broad daylight in the middle of the city, next to a police station. Although our police do fuck all about anything.

>>730343831
They stop being couples.

>>730343831
Nothing.

>>730343831
talk about shit
go eat
date sometimes
eat
share time and shit
eat

>>730343831
we exchange memes

>>730343831
They start with sexy and adventurous shit and then they get boring and end up going to movies and dinner for every date, until one of them gets resentful and waits for a big argument to air their dirty laundry. That's when all of the shit starts flying, so instead of talking through shit or having ended the relationship years ago they waited or said nothing cause one or the other was afraid they would never find love again, or some shit like that.

My best friend started dating my other best friend. They started out all lovey-dovey, fucking every other day, going out and doing shit together, and enjoying each other's company. Lol they also started ignoring all their mutual and separate friends, and it got to the point where he got commanding and controlling and started forcing her to let go of her friends, including me. I just laughed and told them both, "enjoy your shared misery, cause that's where you're both headed if you don't fix your broken, shattered windshield of a relationship."

Long story short, he ended up being a mentally abusive prick, and she still wanted to patch things up.

So, what do couples do when they don't have sex? They get boring and stale and most don't know how to fix this.

>>730345894
this
lots of eating kek and they get fat together then just lose interest and argue

>>730344344
>throwing eggs at people
>fun
I think you're the bigger degenerate though.

>>730344452
>2017
>still drink deer piss to call themselves manly

>>730344753
Anyone who chooses to drink that piss beer is retarded.

It's all about weed beer

>>730345029
They throw eggs at you because you're the type of Nancy to call it assault, you idiot. They never threw them at me because they knew I would've actually done something instead of running home to my mom and having her call the cops.

Me and my brothers used to have egg fights just about every Halloween. My oldest brother had a 90mph fast ball and his still only stung

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>>730347206
>I didn't say I throw eggs at people.

At least this degenerate has a basic grasp of reading comprehension. But hey, at least you don't throw eggs.

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>>730347492
I completely agree with you, however Belgian ones can be ridiculously good
pic related

>>730343831
My wife and I are best friends so we talk, go for walks, go out to eat, movies, shows and concerts. we exercise together. deal with the kids together. Basically we pretty much just hang out together all the time because we like being together. Sex is just another great perk of our relationship.

You mean when not having sex? Mostly fight and watch tv

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>>730344086
>throwing eggs at pedestrians
autism is that you

>>730347797
Special beers and IPA's can be tasty so now and then, other beer i'd just consider giant filling calorie bombs with low effect and low taste.

Wine can be horrible too but that varies.
I always pick up Alpaca wine Carmenere. It's pretty good.

>>730347797
Belgian beers ftw.

>>730343831
pick fights
much like /b/ they argue about anything
I once had an argument that lasted three hours because i had hung the garden hose over the rail rather than putting it in the garage right away

>>730343831
Depends on the couple. Wife and I like to:
>Eat out at cafes
>Go 4WDing
>Play vidya
>Cook
>Watch movies
among other things

>>730348465
Can confirm. She'll complain about never seeing him even though he's at her place 6 nights a week and then piss and moan about being bored or hungry with no actual input as to how she wants to remedy either of those things.

>>730349355
I had a fight once that lasted three days because I wouldn't apologize in real life for something I did in a dream she had one night.

>>730343831
my gf and i:

play games,
drink with friends, go see movie, just read and chill on couch, go shopping, go to spa, take hikes

>>730343831
Fight

>>730345894
This.
girl watch tv. her dramad. i play video games do shit online.
go out to movies. roadtrips. dates. go to the store. talk, cuddle. clean the apartment. do shore. Go to school,work.

>>730343831
They talk to each other, share their lives.

>>730349355
>>730349731
You picked the wrong women

>>730343831

get in arguments

>>730350319
They might've actually found their perfect match and just be shitty people.

>>730344124
KEKKKKK

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsBeKqvROZs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c70wZfOGBaI

>>730350571
That's a nice meme. Is she really 14 in those videos?

>>730347669
Who the fuck cares degenerate? It's retarded anyway

>>730350919
Yeah, it's only assault if the eggs were hard boiled.

>>730349355
>>730349731
You're beta bithes if you didn't dump her

>>730343831
Work kids chores decompress

>>730343831
they have sex with other ppl

Watch shit online, travel, eat, cook/bake together, search for new sex gadgets online, talk, take separate time when needed (i.e. one reads, one plays games), go to a pub, whatever. Shit ton of things to do, almost 20 years together, not bored once.

>>730344086
If I caught up to someone throwing eggs at me, you better be prepared to lose

Stab each other with knives till one is dead, the winner moves on to the next level.

>>730343831
they compliment on each other cocks

>>730351455
Kek

>>730351455
What LvL you on ?

>>730351616
I'm stuck on 5th, cause the game keeps on getting exponentially harder.

Now it's hard to date a decent girl after she finds out my last 5 gf's were murdered by some nigger during a house robbery.

>>730349517
Nice. What car do you offroad in?

>>730347745
Yeah, not people, just pedestrians. I wasn't aware there was a difference, but hey, I'm sure you know more about the subject than me.

>>730343831
my girl and i are personally partial to getting shitty drunk and watching shitty netflix horror movies. That and we gym together. Other than that we have our own lives. We don't spend every waking second together, we both have jobs and responsibilities. She practically lives with me but even so we kinda do our own things during the day and come home to each other at night. And yes, copious amounts of sex but it's not a requirement. We just enjoy being in each others company.