REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>730343614
If you telling me this, why this pic tho?

I have a girlfriend today tho

i'll try

>>730343614
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

45 minutes left in today fuckin bring it cunt

>>730343777
kek, check me trips boys

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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fuck!

also nazi thread!

Ok

posting for science

A good looking gf?

blep

>>730343821
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht8EjY8cET0

>>730343614
would be nice

Please

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>730343847
Lolno

This didn't work last time, maybe now

>>730343614
if this is a scam i'll sue you.

>>730343614
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

Hahaha, yeah, right.

Will this new girlfriend be bisexual? Because I'm married and we're looking for an unicorn

LUL

>>730343614
Cool thanks

No thanks, I had one since yesterday, i'm good for now

>>730343614
oh boy

>>730343614
>tfw she won't actually commit yet because she wants to "take it slow"
Will this work? Or does it mean I need to go for this other girl who is into me?

ok

t-thanks goku

>>730343614
Please make her a cute jap

>>730343614
want

>>730343614
pls

>>730343614
is the pic somehow related?

Better have HUGE udders

i am willing to believe. plz dont let me down OP

>>730343614
I am a spooky ghost of a class of serfs in ancient sparta intermediate in status between slaves and citizens Lycargus law giver sick were outcast at age of the army soldiers in army now public sanction to new religion his conversion experience in the first phase of the Peloponnesian war Battle of Amphipolis spartans won Syracuse suppose to prevent a collapse evident if the first war Rome Etruscans BC walled cities kings and abuse of power Latin rights commerce and I will be unable to attend the meeting today at the airport

>>730343614
Roll for a new life

>>730343614
this is seriously the cutest girl ever

naaaaaa

Doubt this

>>730343614
Please one as cute as girl in the picture

>>730343614
Replying.

Reply!

okey

>>730343614
GF GETTT!!!

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>>730344381
you can doubt it, but it has already happened when you replied to this thread.

>>730343614
i wish

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>>730343614
TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

please come on PLEASE DO IT JUST FUCKING DO YOU TO YOU HEAR ME

>>730343614
pls happen

>>730343614
lol. gf of 6 years broke up with me last saturday. sucks.

>>730343614
Posten.

i wanna have one

Ok

>>730343614
gib qt gf pls

>>730343614
through the fact, that this could be true for me, i cant take the risk not to post here.

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>>730343614
"BSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBS"
BULLSHIT

gibe de pusi b0ss

weow

yeah... sure...

>>730343614
sure

k

>>730343765
Same

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>>730343614
Yes anon?

>>730344091
if you're ready to take the risk of a lot of work on yourself, frustration / sadness / excitement in order to maybe have the chance to build something that could be really GREAT but that could also be SHITTY AF, then go for the first one

if you just want to be happy and probably have easy sex without thinking too much about life go for the one who is into you

>>730343614
why'd you pic this girl op. you got some sick predatory fetish for taking in "hurt" little girls kys

I have a have one...

So I'll have two by tomorrow?

I call bullshit.

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>this thread

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yes! i can't wait for tomorrow. I prepare my weapons, just in case..

fags

getgf.exe

bestow me the cock rider oh great kek

>>730343614
Lies

Lies. Cancer. Sage.

>>730343765
Then you'll lose the one you have and get an upgrade.

13 minutes left

>>730343614
kek

>>730343614
sure, if its truly that easy

>>730343614
RREEEÈEEEEEEEEE

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ALL PRAISE

i need this

plz

REEE

>>730343614
fok you

>>730343614
praise kek

Roooooooooooooo

Sure

>>730343614
im ready

Bitte

>>730344867
Lel they're both into me, but the first one got hurt before and she don't want to get into it unless she is 100% sure I'm not going to turn into an asshole.

I know I should stick with the first one but part of me wants to start talking to the second one so the first one knows she needs to move this shit along. But I know I'm really going to piss her off if I do that and she is a fuckin catch, the girl who is legit sick of typical Chads and their bullshit.

....
>>730343614

>>730343614
Well, tomorrow's my birthday so let's give it a try, it would be a nice present.

please

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one of the boi's!

>>730346575
LEL oh okay then my bad. In that case here is my wise piece of advice for you my young lad : you should kill them both and then kys

>>730343614
how iam going to find a girlfriend if i dont go out of ym house

going for it

Nigger

Let's see a miracle happen

dont mind if i do big boi

>>730345194
this must be an interesting set.
more.

Meme thread

>>730346847
That sure makes things a whole lot less complicated

oh boy do i wish this is true

There's a better chance of this working than me getting a girlfriend on my own, so fingers crossed

>>730343614
I guess

>>730343614
Thumbnail looks like she has a strip of bacon on her nose.

reeeeeeee~~

bit

>>730347227

Same. So why not, eh?

sik

let's hope for this meme to actually come true

>>730343614
blease

please

>>730343614
Worth a shot right

reee

gimme

>>730343614
I already have a fuck buddy. I don't want a gf or wife.

Sure, why not.

Reeee

Cha-Ching!

>>730343614
But i have a wife

>>730343614

nigger

Iriana I love you

>>730343614
ok

>>730343614
I'm a fegot. I don't want no girl. But also, I don't want to take any chances.

Meme

>>730347821
but she does not love you

>>730347821
As does half of the hood.

>>730347865
I know

Sure, why not.

>>730343614
here goes

>>730343614
ok

>>730343614
let's see

leggo

Fiiiiiiinnnnnnneee

Fine i'll bite

>>730343614
Aw yiss

it doesn't work

rolitto

I would like one m'lady please

pls

>>730343614
my wife might get mad but ok.

cmon

i believe

>>730343614
But I already have a gf, will I get another one?

>>730343614
i wish for one that can cook ~

Deeeee

K

>>730343614
Not a chance.

>>730343614

I could use some good news

Might as well

>>730343614
Sure hope my wife and her get along

Reply if you cri evertim

>>730343614

pls i need this

Eggdaddy

Habeeb it

>>730343614
eh i'll give it a try
i'm tired of one night stands every week

lol no

Can't wait to see who it is!

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>>730343614
giev nao

I already have a gf wut?

Cool.

Where's my girlfriend, /b/?

>>730343614
Just to prove you wrong, and I even turn of away out of pride

>>730343614
Thanks /b/! I've been waiting for 30 years

>>730343614
roll

Posting

I just want her to love me

I wish it were that simple

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>730343614
pls have a job

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>>730343614

sure why not

>>730343614
my waifu Yumi will come to life

>>730343614
pls make it happen

You better not be fucking with me

>>730343614
...fuck you /b/

>>730343614

Rollin

If only

Dad pls

>>730343614
i have doubt

>>730343614
Sure anon, sure.

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>>730343614

give me a waifu with extra thiccness.

>>730343614
if only this was true :-(

>>730343614
Here's my nickel Mr. Fountain

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Fuck

fck yay

Pizza grin

Nut

>>730343614
may her come back, please

Reeeeeeeee

Oh boy, a real girlfriend!

>>730343614
I'll have two age 9's, an age 9 large, an age 6 with extra tits, 2 ages 45 (cuz milf), one with Jizz, and a large soda

I just hope my wife likes her

>>730343614
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>730343614
ok

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>>730343614
ahaha i now have a girldfriend

>>730343614
RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sure why not

>>730343614
gay

>>730343614
Sure

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>>730343614
Let'sa see this shit

>>730343614
Never ever

ok

>>730343614
Not likely

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I need me a grillfriend

Here's to hoping

>>730343614
*A wild gentleman appears...*

>>730343614
bullshit

By the power of kek

I believe

>>730343614
kek

May the spirit of kek be with me

>>730343614
please OP

>>730343614
is this pic real? makes me kinda sad :(

>>730343614
k

>>730343614
Ayy

Pls make meme magic happen.
I will praise kek until the day I die if this happens

>>730343614
k

liu

Yeah, like that's gonna happen

>>730343614
ok

>>730343614
4chan bring me golden

i hope a die tomorrow

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

I wish

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finally!
I want this one plz

Cs

>>730352391
sauce? link?

>>730343614
sdsd

no i wont faggot

>>730343614
Pic related?

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Stranger things have happened, and it's worked once before.

Why not. Have a free ass

>>730343614
YES

that'd be nice :)

>>730343614
Cute

>>730343614
guaranteed replies

>>730343614
Well i dont think so, but ok lets try ... because hope dies last aitn it?

I plan to kill myself tomorrow no room for a girlfriend

wew ok

Wurf a shawt

DUBS SAYS I WILL HAVE A GF BY YESTERDAY

aihh

>>730343614
okay

>>730352852
fuck. It didn't work

we can only hope

Jews

nein

>>730343614
fine

>>730343614
lol

of course i will

Gimmie that qt with big tits

>>730343614
pls i need her

alright

May as well try

only doing this because a little girl did try to kill me for not forwarding those emails

>>730343614
ok

>>730352391
quality

>>730343614
Hi

:thinking:

I hate my life

What the hell, why not

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>>730343614
Sure Jan

meme

>>730343614
why would I want a girlfriend? OP is a faggot

>>730343614

sure thing

Rorlrodjdjjwoakejsjdje ok

>>730343614
oh please

Well shit, I was actually gonna try and pull tomorrow so I might as well respond.

i'll try . why not ?

>>730343614
STOP THREATENING ME!

can't hurt

>>730343614
no way

>>730343614
This is my only option

Is it 2 late reeee

>>730343614
... I'll risk it and post anyways.

Plz?

>>730343614
Hoehoe

K

>>730343614
I can't remember how many reply's I already made.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMIES

>>730343614
only if she has a dick.

cool man

>>730343614
Can i just get more beaten girls? This pic made me compressed carbon.

>>730343614
rolling for 10 yr old w/ pink hair

I'll prove you wrong

>>730343614
oh boy I hope she is of non-white ethnicity

>>730343614
k

>>730343614
why not ?

>>730343614
ded

>>730343614
i won't

OKOK

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Kek, i have high hopes, don't ruin this for me pls

Make me happy

Lol good memes

>>730343614
What's up with her nose?