Top 20% of men get all the women What should the other 80% of men do?

That's not my problem. Fuck em

>>730335827
Even this picture doesn't reflect your made up statistic

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Masturbation

as an alpha, it is my duty to stamp out all you vermin

the women know superior men when they see them, i get at least 10 random women just by walking down the street. Sucks to be you, why dont you shoot up a school or something? that should make you feel better

The 80 percent should convince the 20 percent that they are their wing man and trick them, thus making them the new cycle of 80 percent

>>730335876
Kek, this.

The 80% kill the 20%, how difficult is that?

>>730335827
fuck each other?

>>730335827
Band together and demand redistribution of pussy. The system is oppressive because there's inequality! Fuck equity, equality of outcome is in right now. Fix! Pussy gibs when?!

>>730335827
its called hypergamy
get a wellpaying job

>>730335827

Post on /b/.

Git gud

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>>730336388
fuck off faggot,
go get a job, a haircut and nice clothes,
start smash puss. it's easy.

>>730335870
fuck u

>>730336744
I thought that the satire would be rather apparent with all the punctuation choices. Retard

technically it would be 70% since 10% likes the other 90%

>>730335827
Murder the rest.

>>730335827
Become girls.

>>730335949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksYrThYEWis

>>730337278
>10%
More like 4. And even that's ignoring the fact that you would only count the men looking for women and women looking for men in the count in the first place.

>>730337394
bump

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>>730335827
>implying 80% of men are no-hope virgins like you

>>730336388
This made me drier then your dick.

>>730336569
*Slow clap*

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>>730335827
crtl + F
> no rape
im disappointed in you reddit

>>730338539
>*slow clap*
God damit, from which shithole do you come from? Imgur? 9gag?

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>>730335827
this is clearly a set up for a gay thread, right?

cuz i can think of a few things we boys can get up to...

>>730335827
Pay

Become the 20%.

You're all such lazy fucks, just fucking work out and endeavour to be productive in life and make money.

Women like looks (How tall you are, your facial genetics, how buff you are, how nice your skin is)

Women like power (money, confidence and influence).

You are the 80% because none of you work hard enough to make money, become confident, groom yourself, dress nicely, or do anything else that brings you up to that 20%.

Here's a list of how to get to the top 20% at least (if you did it all you'd be in the top 5% or even top 1%)

-Work Hard to be productive in life (This is the top and most important thing, since money, power, confidence and ultimately happiness stem from this)
-Fucking groom yourself you greasy neckbeard
-Workout
-Eat Properly
-Dress Nicely
-Moisturize your face
-Whiten your teeth.

In other words if you want to be attractive to women, put in the effort that allows you to be the most attractive version of yourself.

The only thing you can't change about yourself with regards to how women perceive you is how tall you are and how your face looks, but luckily for you, you can change the other 80% that constitutes what makes you attractive to women.

Do you have anything backing up these statistics? Also I heard of this and wasn't it that top 20% gets 80% of the women and not all the women?

>>730340366

I got a girlfriend and im 27yo jobless living at home.

Try harder to become the top 20%, dumbass. The mating game is a competition.

>>730340514
Some of us are given a shit hand genetically

Give the top 20 % the zucc

>>730335827

Die. Its calles natural selection, only the best men get to reproduce, reproduction isnt a human right its a goal, a very hard goal

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>>730340596

And girls not finding you attractive is how we keep those genes from weakening our species.

>>730340456
Here's the thing:

If she stays with you for any length of time it signals a few things. You're the best she thinks she can get. Either she's ugly and we've no reason to be jealous, or she has really low self esteem and hasn't been propositioned by anyone better yet.

There's also the possibility you make up for it in other ways, perhaps you reach 75% of the other criteria that make you attractive.

An attractive girl going out with a jobless NEET is like a hot guy going out with a fatty. It signals something deeper.

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>>730335827
I don't care what you do
maybe go masturbate while I have sex?

or try to workout or make something of yourself financially until a woman actually wants you?

or... maybe try to get better at talking to girls and charming them?

either way, ultimately I only actually care about myself

>>730340687
>"calles"
Welp we know who's in the 80%

>>730340596
No you're not, you just don't try *AT ALL*

The only genetic component that matters is the shape of your face and how tall you are.

Unless you are the literal ugliest person on the planet, someone will find your face pleasant to look at.

You can overcome the rest by looking presentable and well groomed and generally healthy looking. Which I'm guessing you don't do, since this is true for the majority of people who bring up "shit genetics".

>>730335827
get married

>>730335827
lose some weigh.

>>730340890
How can I "try" to not be ugly?

It's not my fault I can't get laid. It's my parents.

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>>730340366

>mfw i do all this, tall, attractive, good paying job, fit, independent.. And no girls come after me

>>730341064
Forgot to mention, also dress well, shave, good grooming etc. But nope.avi.

>>730337373
thats a boy id love to fuck

>>730341038

You fuckin' cunt, what I just said is you're not as ugly as you think you are.

Moisturise your skin a few times a week, like properly, not just a face wash with some generic moisturizer. Shave real close, do a good job. Brush, floss and whiten your teeth. Dress Nicely! Stuff that fits, not loose stuff barely fit for leisure wear. Workout, if you're big, good for you, just tone up and try to look as strong as possible. If you're small, concentrate on getting big. Eat Healthy, it'll make your skin look better and give you a healthy glow.

Just stop being a fuckin' mongoloid, it's your overt laziness that is turning off women, you're the male version of the fat woman who doesn't shave her pits and dyes her hair blue and complains on Tumblr.

>>730341093
Do you leave your house for any reason outside work?

>>730336193
This. Some turn traps

>>730335827
Work your ass off and try to find that 1% of girl who should be with a chad but is sick of chads.

But then again I'm somebody who used to be a fatty but then lost some weight and still a lil big but coming from girls it seems like I actually have an attractive face and shit and I have no confidence from so many years of getting rejected and don't know what to do with myself. Fucking years of nothing and currently I have 2 girls on the line with a third I'm working on and I don't know what to do. And all 3 of them are way better looking than my ego thinks I deserve.

>>730341513
Yep, whats your point?

>>730342115
Ok, not him but I'm this anon >>730341848

I got one of those beard trimmers and I kinda get a babyface when I totally shave clean so instead I just hit it with the trimmer so I got the perma-5 o'clock shadow and women seem to love that.

You should fix the graphic.

I would say within the "top 20%" about a quarter to a half of those men will be gay. So those top men when he going after each other while the dumb bitches try to go after them anyways denying their blatant gayness

>>730342115
It's either you don't interact with many women or that some of the above information you've provided is exaggerated.

Tell me, how long would it take for a girl who is pretty, slim, isn't crazy and isn't a total loser. Her face is a 7/10 but isn't model worthy. 90% of guys would go for her, because all men care about is that she looks healthy and isn't completely incompatible.

The same is true for women, except they also enjoy a layer of power in that. A nice looking, powerful man doesn't stay single for long.

>>730342312
Well guess what, I have dark hair and light skin, so i permanently have the dark 5'oclock shadow. Nope.avi. Maybe I just have it all but lack confidence, but then again I posted a fake profile on tinder of a hot model and he got so many more matches than I did, AND the girls start a convo. Bullshit.

Actually everyone except the bottom 5% of men get sex. You just think it's 80% because all human interaction you have is with other loners

>>730342472
Fucking this, I know some ugly-ass motherfuckers who have sex all the time

>>730342441
Yeah I don't think Tinder is the best place.

But idk, I'm also getting older and shit changes. Seems like when you get 25+, girls start to care a lot more whether or not you actually make $30k+ a year. I seem to be meeting these girls either while I'm working or the other one is girl at place I stop for coffee on the way home from work when I'm still wearing work clothes.

>>730335827
Jerk off?

>>730340366
I am a manlet. I did literally none of this shit, and I am married and have sex on the regular.

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I hate watching big cock reactions, but at the same time they make me the hardest

>>730342441
>>730342589
But more on Tinder, you should skip that and go to Match if you want a girl who isn't a shallow cunt. There is a big age difference too where Tinder is lots of 20-25 and then Match seems to be 25 or 27+ and idk about you but I'm getting tired of girls, I would rather have a woman. Girl I been chilling with a bunch the past couple months, she 33 with a Master's and I never have to spend a ton going out with her. I can pay for dinner and she will cover coffee and dessert. But idk that girl is also somethin different so we'll see how that goes because if I stay with her I'm gonna put a ring on that.

>>730342769
Good for you! It's nice that some people are content with the bottom 20% of women.

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>>730335827
Videogames & Porn : Other interests also exist.
Shooting
Fishing
Camping
Motorbiking
etc

Heaps of fun shit to do with friends.
Women in the west don't want men anymore , they want someone to pay for them , disregard women and live for yourself.

Pretending that being with a woman is even enjoyable when you remove sex from the equation.

I'm bi and slightly trans so I may not be able to understand your problems as much, but I've never had a problem with women.

You've just got to consider that most of them are social media obsessed celeb gossip zombies.

Look at the celebs they are into, dress up as some hipster or hip hop artist, act like a self obsessed edgelord and hit on drunk chicks.

Sure as a short dude most women I pull are slightly chubby or butterfaces, but that's better than nothing.

>>730342791
how does match work? willing to pay if it means the girls are decent. Fed up of the number games and the crazy girls on tinder and pof

>>730342944
You can browse for free but they want the subscription once you try and contact them. It costs a few bucks but you will waste much less time than Tinder. It's actual adults willing to pay $40/yr to find somebody they could actually spend their life with. You can see what they are into and you will see a 9/10 with no personality and a 7/10 that looks like an awesome person and go for the 7/10 instead.

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>>730342930
Another good idea is just using tumblr.

Share some shit you are into, post some memes, reblog bullshit, go to /soc/ and get some followers, upload some good pictures of yourself, etc

Pic related may not be hot, but I browsed tumblr for local chicks and Tumblr chicks are just as desperate for cock as you guys are.

>>730342930
>slightly trans
now i've heard everything

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>>730343277
Again she's really not high quality, but if all you want is sex and maybe some other lonely nerd to hang out with tumblr is the best place for us

Tinder is impossible unless you are Chad, but Tumblr has so muuch untapped potential

>>730343351
post link for evidence

I have never used Tumblr in my life

>>730335827
40% of them should become traps so that the other 40% can have mates

>>730343331
This

>>730343351
That seems like a terrible idea.

I would just recommend you fags talk to random girls you meet just like you would a guy. I mean that's kinda how it has been working for me. But you also have to not be completely antisocial and that's tricky for the average /b/tard.

>be delivery guy
>have this one stop with lots of cute girls working there
>always make small talk but no confidence so would never actually hit on girls that are all so pretty
>hated going there because this one girl I always deal with takes forever to write me the check and all the stuff I need to get out of there
>I'm just tryin to get out of there and she gets distracted and starts talking to me more
>tfw I'm good at the lil small talk but I've been here 20min too long, pls let me go!
Turns out she liked me and we have had a lil thing going for a few months now. I know we are all socially awkward fags here, but you gotta git gud at recognizing the signs because I was a dumbass with this and should've started it months earlier but didn't even notice she liked me until she started getting way too close for just casual customer relations.

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>>730343429
I'm not going to post my Tumblr now.

But it's just a lot of Metal Gear Solid, edgy nihilism, black and white pictures, nude emo or stoner sluts, sex, junji ito, pictures I took, selfies and other pics of myself

A typical page of my blog looks something like that

And well I just browse for chicks in my home town, like some of their bullshit and see if they like something back, chat them up and meet them somewhere

It may be SJW central, but most aren't angry man haters. Just poor lonely nerdy chicks

>>730336569
/thread/

>>730335827
what if we engineered y-chormosomes to only be stable 50% of the time during embryonic gestation (and not affect already born males), that way is only 50% of the males conceived are born you will have twice as many women as men shifting the population distribution to 67% female and 33% male

This might solve the issue and probably could be done using a viral vector so that it can spread across all continents

>>730335827
Top 20% here.
>Feels good, man

>>730343879
The average /b/ tard still wouldn't get an attractive girl.

>>730343726
>mfw anon can be the pizza guy from all the porn videos

do it anon, it's your destiny

>>730336013
Kek

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>>730343351
>tfw even she would turn me down
random anon that tries to give us advice, just forget it

it's pointless
I can never have a girl like her and I will never want a girl like that

Why, join the army of course

>>730343953
then only stable 25% of the time during development shifting the ratio to 80% of the world's population female, 20% male

make men such a scarcity that the women hunt us down to collect our semen before releasing us back out into the wild

>>730335827
become sissies

>>730343836

I'll try it eventually

I just hope I don't get myself into a really awkward situation if I accidently fall into the clutches of some feminist and have to awkwardly hang out with her.

just become a trap

>>730344016
Ehh not pizza guy anymore, more of a glorified pizza guy with a CDL and 401k.

But I do have a funny story for you from when I delivered pizza like 7 years ago...
>delivery at this hotel one Saturday night
>bunch of middle aged black women having some sort of party
>40 year old black women literally grinding up against me and grabbing dick through my pants
>wtf.mp3
>all stoned because pothead pizza guy and don't know what to do
>then kids from hotel room next door come in and I feel awkward as fuck
I still regret that I didn't turn that into a much better story and end up with HIV.

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What do you think?

>>730336166
We've already established the 80% are pussy cucks.

>>730335827
your diagram shows that the top 30% of men get the middle 70% of women.

leaving the top 10% and bottom 20% of women open.

attainability of the top 10% and the nope factor of the bottom 20% are not discussed.

>>730343726
What, she cant ask you out herself? Fucken bitches. You're too good if she is expecting you to do all the heavy lifting. Sign of things to come.

>>730343953
Attractive girls are extremely overrated. When will the average /b/tard realize this?

>>730343726
You can help by listing the signs. As the late, great Sam Kinison said about eating pussy, "It's not like the government sends you a pamphlet or anything!" Then he said, "Aaaaaaaaah-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

>>730344301
She may be feminist, but usually those that I met were chill-feminists. A quarter of my page are nude chicks, bondage and even slightly rapey and abusive stuff and they don't care although stereotypically feminists should have a problem with objectification

They don't really care about real feminism and only associate with it because it means pro-LGBT and anti-sexism/racism for them. It's just virtue signaling and not something that they are super serious about

Just keep /pol/ to yourself and talk about video games, anime and internet memes.

Half the time we just watched youtube videos together and awkwardly talked with each until we started kissing and having sex

>>730343277
I find her extremely attractive. Way to go, anon!

>>730344518

This

>>730342930
How does your experience with men compare? I once had a guy I didn't know come over and suck my dick. It was fun. It ended a long sexual dryspell for me, since in my experience, most women aren't ready to slob your knob within a minute of meeting you.

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I'm a 7 and I can easily get a 6-7, the op pic is retarded.

also someone rate this grill (unrelated)

>>730344689
Well you don't see her body in that pic.

>>730342834
My wife is fat and she gives killer head. I don't care where she rates compared to other women. Caring too much about how your partner looks prevents you from having some amazing sexual experiences, and sometimes from having sex at all.

>>730344858
7/10

>>730344792
Muscular gay dudes have even higher standards than women.

But otherwise yeah it's pretty easy getting laid with gays. I just don't like them in relationships.

>>730342472
I think to be fair, it is hard for a guy to find a willing partner if he isn't attractive. The way we talk about sex nowadays actually makes it harder. Maybe there were no permavirgins in the 1960's, or maybe people just waited for marriage back then. Dunno.

>>730344858
Yeah 6 or 7, she's thin but not the cutest face, means her self esteem isnt as high as most bitches, so that makes her more attractive in my eyes as she is more 'grounded' than most bitches.

>>730344518
Not many girls are gonna straight up ask you out. Whole thing went like this- I'm over there once every 2 weeks for like half an hour so seen her around for a few months but barely even remember her because no confidence and she's pretty damn good lookin. Then one day I had been getting rained on all morning, and I'm over there going thru this list with her showing what came in and even tho I'm soaking wet she starts leaning into me a bit and it finally clicked. So I started stopping by there for coffee or whatever even when I didn't have a delivery and make more small talk and I'm still too awkward to really ask her out so finally she asks my full name and if I got a facebook. But I have a generic name so when you search for it, there's like 1,000 people with the same name. So next time I go back there, I just give her my phone and she plays the move "it's easier just to search by phone #" so I got her digits that day and then just started talking to her more and eventually went out to dinner and now been hanging out with her a bunch.

>>730344533
It's tricky, but you can still find good lookin girls with personality. But I'm in South Florida so I'm giving up on white girls because they so boring. This main girl is Venezuelan, I got this other qt customer I been chatting with a lot more lately and she is Cuban and yet to see if that's gonna go anywhere, then I have this new black girl from outside of work that has been showin a whole lot of interest.

And it's fucked up because I haven't had shit going like that in forever and then one comes along and boosts my confidence a little and it makes a big difference.

>>730344918
I get where you're coming from but fucking a cute girl is really nice tho. But if she's only fat it doesn't matter that much, you can always tell her to loose weight if you lose interrest in her

>>730344858
Sorry 3-4 ... Fuck i Go in The trap

>>730335827
Of the remaining 80% 15% are black so they are in prison that leaves 65% of that remaining 65 % at least 10 % are gays so now we are at 55% of the 55% at least 17% have sissy body dismorphia so now we have really about 38% of the remaining men, but many of them will be old, infirm (due to obesity or irritable bowl disease, venereal warts or being Hispanic so sexual relationships with women are not only impossible but undesirable for the man) this is estimated by the Presidents Council on Physical Fitness to be about 20 % of ALL men in the US for example that is 20 % of the 100% which is about 70 % of the remaining 38 % which leaves us with roughly 11.4 % of men who are not getting any women. And finally of the 11.4 % many are to be Jews who shun sex because they find it to be unclean. So really out of 100 guys 20 are getting laid and maybe 2 or 3 have to wait around for sloppy seconds.

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Also Tumblr chicks love attention

I sometimes get random nudes

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>>730344648
Lel I'm not very good at seeing them myself, described it a little bit here >>730345218

If they're into you, they get a little nervous and spacey sometimes, almost like the average /b/ tard around a cute girl. Like the Venezuelan girl I thought was just wasting my time, she's not like that at all with other people but when I would be in there she couldn't focus on one thing at all. It's almost like a giggly little girl sometimes, same shit still happens with adults.

And then you can always kinda get closer to them and see how they react, that's what I've been tryin to do with this Cuban girl and see how it goes and it seems ok so far but I think I need to stop by there when I'm not working and talk a little longer just to see if she's really down with it.

But then this black girl, that's easy shit. She works at the Dunkin by my house and I been getting little smileys on my coffee whenever I go thru and yesterday she was commenting about how I look good in the shirt I was wearing and she too is a little giggly like the first one but idk what to do because original Venezuelan girl is really getting to me but she wants to take it slow. I think I might just write my number on a bill and tip her with that next time I see her but I don't want to get myself in trouble.

>>730344648
>>730345683
Oh and then there's also crazy girl if you just want a quick fuck and that should be easy.

I'm a bigger dude (not like obese fatass, but bigger shoulders and taller) and get comments from these couple crazy bitches but fun sex and that was like "my last boyfriend was 5'6", I need something bigger" or the other girl was like "I always wanted to be with a bigger stronger guy who could hold me up against the wall and fuck me like that" but both of those girls that I would never want to really get involved with.

>>730345593
>Your cock is amazing

"Oh getting laid is easy. Just create a tumblr blog, upload pictures of your giant cock and fuck sluts"

>>730335827
Run a train on the bottom 20% of women.

Also you're fucking retarded. It may be that women are only truly attracted to the top 20%, or at least enough so to make them approach those men, but those men are then soon taken by that 10/10 bitch who can deeptroat so well it counts as anal and the rest will have to settle.

That's where you swoop in and m'lady them.

>>730346121
It depends what you want. Getting laid is pretty easy if that's all you are trying to do. Remember that there is a certain percentage of girls in that chart that fuck around with a couple different dudes a week. It's fucked up, but at least it's pussy. They get done with a dickhead and if you're there at the right moment, you can go home with the bitch so fast even if you're a typical weeb neckbeard.

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>>730346121
Oh yeah I forgot to mention (or rather didn't want to brag) that I've quite literally got a horse cock, but I wouldn't have thought that this makes a lot of difference when it comes to picking women up and I'm only posting it very rarely

>>730337373
Holy shit she's so cute. What's wrong with people hating on short hair. I fucking love short haired girls

>>730335827
>Top 20% of men get all the women
no

>>730346502
I still can't cope with the fact that every woman has had cocks that were twice the size of mine

>>730346884
>I fucking love short haired girls
faggot

>>730347103
>every woman has had cocks that were twice the size of mine
unless you'Re like 2 or 3 inches, that's not true

>>730341848
>literally striving to be a Chad's sloppy seconds

die alone faggot

>>730347164
I know this one hung guy from college and he literally slept with every chick I've been attracted to simply because they wanted a test ride. One even told me so herself

And that's only those women that I noticed. It's as if they all sleep with hung guys if they hear about them

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It's really no secret how women react to big cocks

>>730346502
Uh I too have a horse cock. But how when initially introducing yourself to them does that make a difference? Do you not wear pants? Or is the first thing you say is "Hi, my name is OP and I have a horse cock." That must be it. I'll try that next time.

>>730341064
i suggest, change your self picture to a more realistic view

>>730347287
I mean when you're getting close to 30 and want to find somebody to actually spend your life with, why not? Everybody made mistakes when they were younger. I fucked some crazy slutty girls too and don't want that anymore so this girl will be getting wannabe SG model's sloppy seconds.

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>>730348055
Except you fucked 1 or 2 slutty girls and she fucked 20 or 30 chads... relatively speaking of course.

Pic related

>>730348705
That totally depends on the situation.

This girl I been chillin with now, she married this one dude young and he was like only dude she had been with and then had a few dates after leavin this dude with chads who only wanted pussy and she aint the type to come home on the first date so it's possible for girls to get sick of Chads without fucking a million of em..

It's really easy for dudes to act like sluts too.

>>730348949
Stop trying to convince yourself / us your partner wasn't a slut or isn't settling on u.

>>730349259
I wouldn't even care if it legit seemed like she knows what she wants now. Gettin too old to keep playing games.

>>730340596
Then you have been randomly selected for gene pool removal

>>730348705
U mad whiteboi?

>>730347595
This is simple...so simple, I'm surprised you haven't figured it out. First, learn how to flirt. Compliments are a good start. Having a full-blown conversation is a logical next step. If you are afraid of women, talk to ones who do not intimidate you. Then ask them out. When you find a girl who will date you, engage her in conversation where you tell her with a straight face that you have an issue that you want to address sooner, rather than later. Reassure her that you don't have an STD, and ask for permission to proceed. She will most likely ask you for the reveal. This is when you say, "I have a very big penis, and it makes sex so awkward for me that I don't even pursue women." Then tell her that you like her and hope this isn't a dealbreaker. Let nature take its course from there (but under no circumstances should you show it to her unless you are being sexual; tell her "that makes me feel like a circus performer" if she insists).

>>730347329
I know this big-titted girl from college and all my male friends have slept with her because they wanted a "test ride," too. Just kidding. That never happened. Ever.

Listening to Norm MacDonald's audiobook, and I thought I would share this nugget:

"People say that women are attracted to funny men. This is not true. The reason people say this is because when a handsome man speaks, women laugh at everything he says..."

>>730335827
Lower their standards

>>730335827
you fucking retard should have put a third leg on the top one
opportunity missed, thread is shit

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>>730336049
Parasites, nice

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>>730339881
*slowly claps dick*

>>730341064
Unfortunately you live in a testosterone driven courting system where the male is expected to pursue the female. You cant just fill some requirement sit at home and expect pussy to rain from the sky.
- Source: 0 relationship experience, common sense

>>730345683
Hey, I was a former permavirgin, so I want to tell you that a lot of my experiences in my twenties were awful. I would flirt with girls I was interested in and get the cold shoulder or no responsem it actually hurt worse not to know where you stood, and having it dawn on you slowly was very frustrating. I think guys should be more direct in asking girls out. It's kind of a shit hand culturally, because you are going to face a lot of rejection, but once you succeed, none of that matters.

>>730335827

well i'm no alpha, but I've had about 40 women.

It's pretty fucking easy to get a women.

>>730343351

anyone that posts themselves reading a book is a nigger that probably won't finish the book.

>>730345683
Ask Venezualen girl out. If she says, "I want to take it slow." Tell her, "That is not what I want. I would like to take you out...yes or no?" That is what you want, after all, and instead of asking for it, you are hinting at it and letting her wait until she finds someone better. It's just a date. Don't psyche yourself out.

>>730335827
Yes thats why 80% of men never get married or ever have a fulfilling relationship, oh wait. This is natural selection, one man can impregnate innumerable women and you wonder why none wants anything to do with your disgusting, angsty, reclusive, projectionist genes.

>>730345478
Schoene Arsch!

>>730350598
Yeah we have already gone out many times over the past month or two. Like everybody we know who sees us basically think we're dating but she just real slow to get super romantic because of getting burned before or some shit.

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>>730350545
>it's pretty fucking easy to get a women
>a women
tell us more, attaturk

>>730345228
Fucking any girl is amazing. It's hard for most guys to find a willing partner. I am in my 40s now, and my biggest regret is not fucking the people who would fuck me when I was in my twenties. Don't make the same mistake. Don't lower your standards...get rid of them entirely. Having no standards whatsoever is the key to a high partner count.

>>730350635
>80% of men never get married or have a fulfilling relationship
what is this bullshit-world you're talking about

>>730344442
You're some big shot, right? Well I never heard of you. What's your name?

FUCK YOU! That's my name! You see this watch? It cost more than your car. I drove a Mercedes here. You drove a Hyundai. Do you know what it takes to be a salesman? (Takes out pair of brass-coated orbs attached with a string that make a "clacking sound.") It takes brass balls!

Getting laid isn't sales, but if you are a good salesman, it will come easier to you. Some people aren't gifted in looks, some aren't tall enough, and some have incredibly poor social skills. I hit the trifecta. I'm still married and very happy. Don't give up. You will learn that life is unfair when people who don't have to struggle for the things you want seem to get those things without trying. You will reabsorb the lesson when they double back to take a dump on your spirit by telling you that it's all in your head. The problem is actually in someone else's head, and you don't control the part of a woman's brain that finds you desirable, no matter what Mr. Thundercock says.

If you can't find a partner, find a girl who also can't find a partner. That works 10 times out of 10.

>>730350749
Good. It sounds like you are on your way. It isn't fair of her to treat you differently based on someone else's behavior, bit she has a right to set boundaries. Respect those boundaries, and you will get her panties off. Once you do...just be good to her.

Thought about what to do already, goingnto focus on finding a career and just get a doggo to relive my paternal desires

Start a revolution
Let's crush the 20%

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>>730351332
Yeah just sucks because you talk to like 90% of people who tryin to get in bed with somebody on the first date and then there's the few people who either know the whole story or share similar values and they tell me to stick it out.

I still want to get that other girl's number just in case and maybe talk to her a bit and then I got the option to dip on venezuelan girl if shit gets too frustrating or try and use it to get her to move along a lil more.

Idk I'm going to hang out with the main girl tonight and maybe try and push it a lil bit.

>>730335827
Other men

>>730335827
kill the fucking 20％ and assert dominance

stop caring about pussy. Honestly my life is better without hitting on women acting ways to get their interest. Now I totally ignore them and it pisses them off

>>730340596
And? That just means you need more cash to make them yours. Past a point of stability the women won't care if your face looks like someone used you to train bears.

Stability overrides all. If the women can have absolutely zero doubts that there will be no money issues then they will come in mass. As long as you're also not a pussy cuck that will not lay down the law with her as well, and if you are, you will just become her wallet.

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>>730340366
Good advice right there

Literally just don't be fat and you'll look better than ~60% of men

Also take a fucking shower

>>730335827

1. Go to the gym
2. Start taking care of your appearance
3. Stop watching anime
4. Mature out of right wing views

Hooking up is really not that difficult.

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>>730335827
pic related. looks ain't everything

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>nazis get women
>nigger get women
>4channers get women
>inanimate objects get women
>people eating their own shit get women who even expense shit for them to live
>orange people get women
you can achieve anything faggots
You're always someones fetish.

>>730335827

Git gud fgt

>>730352293
HEY.

There's nothing wrong with anime.

>>730335827
>What should the other 80% of men do?
Be glad they don't have to deal with all the headaches that comes with having women.

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>>730352686
are you a gay

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>>730352742
sure egghead

>>730352293
HEY.

There's nothing wrong with right wing views

>>730352766
>>730352681
Samefag

>>730352557
this

>>730335827
>monogamy was created by the jews to so they could breed and then birth more filthy jewlings

>>730352725
No, just dealt with many obnoxious women.

>>730352976
It all makes sense!

Become traps and post pics on /b/!

>>730351765
If you feel like you are being played or do not want to wait...you don't have to pursue her. You can be honest, too. "Things are moving too slow for my tastes and so I am moving on." It sounds like the black girl likes you and doesn't need to move slow. That means you are compatible. You and the Venezuelan might not be compatible. Just be honest. Don't give her an ultimatum. Ask yourself if you are happy with how things are, and if not, move on. That is allowed and doesn't reflect poorly on you.

>>730352293
>right wing views

There are conservative women out there and they like sex just as much as everyone else. Be wary of liberal women who use historical arguments to dictate the terms of the relationship, so that you end up making all of the compromises.

>>730352681
Relax, I'm pretty sure what he meant was "If I were a woman, this is what you would need to be like to fuck me in one of my three holes." Fortunately there are exponentially more holes out there than there are expert opinions on how to breach them.

Petition to make polygamy illegal obviously.

>>730335827
kill the 20% other men

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>>730336013

>>730353162
Yeah only problem is I think Venezuelan girl and I are actually good for eachother and I don't know shit about new black girl. Latina is actually quite a catch and ever since she left that dude a few years ago that she married real young, I'm the only one who has actually gotten more than a couple dates. She real picky and I'm kinda impatient so idk. I was worried I was just going to be thay guy friend in the beginning or some shit like that but I have dug into it a little bit and I'm 95% sure it's not like that now.

After like 3 dates and a couple weeks in, I pushed on that issue and she said some stuff that freaked me out like she doesn't want to commit to dude right away and I stayed away for about a week and when I came back around she was so happy that I was down to keep at it even without getting pussy right away and she got a lot better since then but still I wish it was a bit more romantic sometimes but then some nights when I'm about to leave and we both goin home she hugs me and doesn't want to let go and that's nice. I mean if she's not working or taking care of her stuff, she's hanging out with me whatever free time she gets and then if we don't see eachother for a couple days she sayin she missed me and facetimes me so...

But fuck this is taking so long just for her to vet me that I don't want to miss out on another opportunity if this one starts going south. At the same time I feel like if I stick around with Venezuelan girl, it could be something really good once she gets totally comfortable. Plus she got everything going for her without being too crazy.

>>730340366
Did you ever think that maybe women are not worth that much effort?
>Women like power (money, confidence and influence)
Why would your average guy feel the need to supply them with these things?

>>730354578
Or you could work on yourself and not being a shitty person and women will just fall into the picture. That's kinda how it happened for me.

>>730354785
The problem is that many of these shitty people are women.

>>730336049
>implying 80% of guys are not wingmen
You know how bad I could of railroaded some cunt before the girl I was with went and fucked around with a guy I won't fuck around with her anymore? That's alright just cherry pick your screenshots faggot. I let her choose her life and it was slowly dragging out shit I already knew.

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I can agree , I am decent looking guy , have a job making 1500$ bi-weekly , have a recent education , hike , exercise, fish, have hobbies, travel often, people.enjoy my company, social at the bar from time to time, yet women still seem to look right through me. Guess some people are just meant to be that 80%

>>730354106
"You are not being fair to me and should not expect me to wait. If you aren't into me, then I need to move on. I'm into you."

>>730355421
You are not seeing the women who would date you and have your sights set on women who will not. It's not fair, but women get to be choosy. They also have to deal with the fear of being raped, bleeding out their genitals, and the inevitable requests to let their partner put it in their butt. Find a female friend you can trust and ask her for some brutal feedback. If women are ignorning you, then you probably aren't attractive. No worries. I'm not attractive, but I am married.

>>730351198

> find a girl who also can't find a partner. That works 10 times out of 10.

Truth. Say what you want but there are some gems out there that for whatever reason haven't been taken by the usual chads or even the sloppy joes, you gotta go find them and give them the dick they always wanted.

>>730355048
Admitting to yourself that women are not morally superior to men is actually very healthy. Women are human. They have good parts and bad.

>>730355786
Well, it's your choice, but as someone who experienced a lot of rejection--a lit of it from women who really weren't that attractive, either--it does a number on your self-esteem. I didn't have any success in dating until I came down to earth.

>>730355864
True, but it's a shame society pretends they are morally superior.

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>>730335827
sexual revolution destroyed the family and will destroy our civilization

>>730335827
https://discord.gg/Ycq9yyX

>>730356587
What does that discord have to do with this thread?

>>730355524
Yeah I need to do something like that if I can't convince her to move along a little more. I brought it up last week that she makes me nervous sometimes with that stuff and that's when she said "nothing that is built fast ever seems to last" so it's tough.

>>730355048
This is true, but if you aren't a shitty person, then you won't be afraid to pass up on the shitty girls and you won't have to settle until you find the right person
>tfw this is coming from somebody that would've settled on anybody a couple years ago
But idk, after that original buzz wears off, it's real easy for me to tell myself I would rather just be single than be in some toxic relationship. At least I hope I will recognize it.

>>730355783
That's an issue man, I can't find one , I don't look super hard but I keep myself open to the opportunity , and honestly id rather just travel for now. I hate the truth of it all so for now I'm avoiding it

>>730335827


Become traps and fuck each other.

>>730357258
Lel I think I mentioned that shit earlier with Venezuelan girl. She had to start flirting so hard before I finally got the clue. I have dat low confidence but still high standards and then a lot of the <6/10 girls have no confidence either. So if you can talk to a 6/10 who is single, you can probably get them. But then when an 8+/10 is subtly flirting with me I don't even notice it because I don't think I even have a chance.

>>730357258
No one said it was easy. It is simple. Simple and easy are not the same thing. When is the last time you asked a girl out and what happened? I get the feeling that you are seeing others around you succeed without making much effort and that it is demoralizing you.

>>730357148
A relationship is about enjoying each other, not building a masterpiece. She can set the pace, but you can decide whether or not to accept it or move on. It sounds like you are interested, so hang in there. Maybe ask her if it's OK if you see other people while seeing her. She is allowed to have her issues, but again she can't hold you to account because someone who isn't you hurt her. You can be blunt and tell her that you have doubts about the relationship if she wants to move much slower than you do. Tell her what you want and then ask for it. Asking is a great way to get what you want. Waiting and suffering is not.

Kill the top 20%, why do you think religion was invented?