/nzg/ New Zealand thread ANZAC tomorrow, are you attending

Why are IDs even gone?

nah
you?

>>730333415
actually kys with that shit tier meme

>>730333029
I won't be. But I'm exempt. Will be on dad duties. Believe it or not completely forgot it was tomorrow. I'm a bit ashamed, am usually up with this shit.

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>>730333415


>>730333446
yep, bright and early.

gf might be making me go

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>>730333029

>>730333459
ignore him

>>730333415
whats it's like sucking trap dick you fag?

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Bump

>>730333810
not him but its pretty great

hawke's bay reporting in,
no go on the dawn service.

>>730333459
>>730333683
>>730333810
samefag

>>730333920
sure

>>730333029
I am in ausfail, you sheep fuckers better be

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If anyone has and wants to trade whakatane nudes then email [email protected]

post the nudez of the bachelor grillz

>>730333029
Busy burning my nz and aus flags

Yes like every year because I'm not a disrespectful little cunt that contribute s nothing to society

rsa org nz/find-an-anzac-day-service

>>730333895
Hook a brother up

The kids will be up at dawn. I'll see if the wee man is awake enough to go or if he will just be grumpy the whole time

>>730334243
grindr probably

when was the last time you faggots had sex? be honest

>>730334243
no she's mine reeeee

Any anons from last nights thread lurking? It turned into a fucking fap session. Hottest greentext posts I've read in ages.

Don't take kids to the dawn service, the ANZAC story they tell is a lie and there's too much Maori influence in our armed forces

>>730333943
>>730333965
>>730333986
>>730334007
>>730334047
>>730334128
>>730334172
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>>730334314
>>730334361

WTF are you doing?

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>>730333029

>>730334377
About a month ago, to a prostitute.

>>730334377

Couple of days ago, but maybe a few weeks before was the last time before that

>>730334196
RSA encourage alcoholism, fuck them

>>730334462
>story..

>>730334439
why am I looking at all of these

>>730334377
like 20 minutes ago. shit was cash

>>730334390

Was that the guy that got molested by his friends mum?

>>730334377
35 year old virgin wizard here, so never

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>>730334429
The Maori Battalion illegally executed German POWs in WWII. The germans found out and wrote NZ a letter. One of the greatest shames in the history of NZ. Maori people are only one step removed from monkeys. Fucking savages.

>>730334462
Same

>>730334516
Did you start 21 min ago?

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>>730334379

>>730334377
Friday night. creampied right in that pussy

>>730334587
22 at least, had a good run

>>730334498
Was in Amsterdam, thought why the fuck not, since I get no tail here.

>>730334549
I'd rather have half a million monkeys than them running around

>>730334390
The hot mum story was nice but didn't rate the gay one.

>>730334549
i will literally cuck you

>>730334673
Lol wut, it's legal here bro

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>>730334590

>>730334673

I had some good, some bad in the dam. I'll never forget an older german woman who mocked me while she rode me. She seemed pretty pleased when she got me off. The satisfaction of a job well done perhaps

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>>730334742
Go read the letter for yourself. It's in the Armed Forces Museum in Waiouru.

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>>730333029
tfw we are the next gen of ANZAC's

>>730334750
Yeah but the girls here are mank as fuck.
Specially in the 'church, its like 75% sausage fest here now.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr0yCBmFKpc

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>>730334799
i once went to an "all you can fuck" brothel in Berlin paid 50 euros to get in and you can literally stay there for 6 hours, drink for free and root as many prozies as you want. they were all 4/10s at best and smelt like shit but was an overall good experience. no ragrets

>>730335000
Sounds like a Linwood party with a keg of leg-opener.

>>730335008

Like seriously, I dont get it. Are you trying to make a point or are you just spamming?

>>730335000
What year was that? Awesome value

>>730335136
that was last year. the place was called King george. think it's still open kek...

http://www.bordell-grunewaldstrasse23.de/startseite.html

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>>730334723
That's the one. How far did they go? I had to bail when she sucked him off a little in the laundry. Did they end up fucking?

Gay story? Nah I'd tapped out by then.

>>730334912
Yeah fuck CHCH

>>730335226
Damn that's cheap

>>730335415

If you want to fuck fatties you can normally do it for the price of a bucket of chicken

>>730335415
they did smell like literal shit though.

>>730335642
>please stop

>>730333029
no because fuck the anzacs

Dunners reporting.

What kind of advanced shitposting is this?

>>730333029
i will be attending my dawn service by giving up my GF to a big strong maori bull

>>730335719
Seconded. I'm not getting it. They're actually really crappy pics too.

I suppose it means we be 404ing soon and opening a second thread.

>>730335667

Its a german brothel, and they are into that, so maybe

i won't honour soldier that fought for the moral decay of our countries

>>730335817
Russian shitposting.

>>730336053
IDБратан

>>730336052

If youve got something you need to get off your chest, then go for it

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>>730336106
лол

>>730333029
Dawn service at Rosebud RSL anyone?

>>730334057
I feel sad for you, here is your first (you) in the meantime.. since the bachelor started

>>730336133
the axis should've won WWII because their loss gave jews the power to destroy every white country in the world?

>>730334377
Last Sunday. Best dick so far.
>>730334390
Guttered I missed it.
>>730334912
Masterton? Them girls are mud, when I go there I get the hottest guys hitting on me which is fine but all i wonder about is how ugly the women there must be lmao.

Fuck off cunt.

>>730334045
IS that Nicole?

anyone got Hawke's bay nudes? or nz nudes in general

Evening all. Molested anon from yesterday here if anyone remembers me. Hope you all doing OK. I'm over /pol/ might hang around /b/ a bit more often from now on.

Q nudes?

I nudes?

>>730336870 just some new Zealand nudes in general.

>>730333029
Irish lad here, what's it like over in NZ? I've heard nothing but good things about it and am considering even moving there (after I somehow gain citizenship) once I'm a little older/have more money. List some negatives/cons of NZ.

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Tfw your dealer tells you he will have something but not till later in the night so you don't drink at all and then it turns out it aint happening at all.

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>>730337023

>>730336979
Pros
> outdoor lifestyle
> Anglo heritage
> our women
> long way from everywhere else

Cons
> outdoor lifestyle takes a long time to get anywhere
> Anglo heritage
> our women
> long way from anywhere else

>>730333029
>>>/int/

>>730333029
No because I'm chinese, I don't give a fuck about this country

>>730336979

Get yourself a working holiday visa mate, and come find out for yourself

>>730337101

>our women
>pro

get the fuck out of here man our women are grade A sluts

>>730337101

No immigrants trying to bomb you or shoot you in the street

>>730337164
Would a tourist visit really fully project how it feels to live in NZ though? Like I'm certain places like new york the view from a tourist perspective is much more different than one from someone who lives there.

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>>730337169
Yeah. And they look like quercy.

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>>730337227
Just you wait cunt. Orders from Putin are incoming

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>>730337136

>>730337169
You have a problem with that?

Our men are sluts too.

>>730336979
theres another irish fag that come here and does nothing but bitch and moan about the place

>>730337230

Its a working visa, and very easy to get as long as youre in the age range. You get to live and work for 1 or 2 years depending on where in ireland youre from.

Most working visas are a pain to get, and you need to work to get a non tourist view of a place

This thread sucks. Russian anon ruined it stopped any chance of decent flow and conversation.

>>730337445
You seem to know some things about immigration. What if I am a Kiwi looking to move to Canadaland.

>>730337526
It only sucks when Gay nazi is around.

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>>730337526
German brothel, I have no drugs, who has nudes. I am chinese. great thread. You low vibration fucks

At times like this, I really miss IDbro

>>730337565
Don't know him. Am new to /b/
Sounds bizarre, but then expect nothing less from this place

>>730337614
why? he was just a kpop loving chinko who drank too much and waited to claim the 300 get before posting the goodnight kiwi and fucking off

>>730337689
Because autistic drunk shitposting is far more entertaining than blank Ruski imageposting

>>730337534

I had a british friend trying to get a working holiday visa in canada. He said they have a strict limit to the number of working holiday visas they give, so you have to get your shit together so you are ready when the window opens up. Its also age related iirc.

I assume its the same over here.

Personally if you get the chance then fucking do it. If youre not tied down by kids or a mortgage then go and live your life, and come back with some cool stories

>>730337689
He had good banter though

>>730336106
kek is that IDbro in Russian or something?

>>730337741
Thanks anon

>>730337689
You take that back
IDgod was the heart and soul of these threads

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>>730337741
You gotta be under 33. Get a job offer through a recruitment agency then gotta fork over ~$5000CAD to your future employer for a 'labour market impact assessment' At the end of that you have to leave north america before applying for PR. + all the usual other bullshit like proving you have a return ticket, enough money, no criminal record etc

>>730337864
;_;

>>730337864
TFW he's been gone for almost 2 years.

>>730338054
>tfw you come back to see if anyone misses your tripfagging and they don't
>tfw I missed him even without going on /b/ for half a year

>>730335251
> Did they end up fucking?

Anon from last night here. I did end up screwing her. I told my friends i was sick and she said I should sleep upstairs in the spare room so I could have a proper rest and not get bothered by the other kids.
The spare room was next to her bedroom. All part of her plan. I was blown away at how messy and sweaty pussy was. Until that night i had no idea.

>wasting a public holiday to sleep in on some dumb shit at the crack of dawn
why?

>>730338204
Which tripfag are you?

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dubs and I post them

>>730337891

This seems only partially correct. You shouldnt need a job offer to get a working holiday visa. You just need to means to support yourself (cash in the bank). Im happy to be proven wrong

>>730338324
Nobody really recognizable
[spoiler]Hastingsbro[/spoiler]

>>730338205

Its wet and warm and you can feel it engulf you. Its impossible to describe

>>730338510
I remember you. You're the poster that hates niggers. How's life? What you been up to?

>>730337418
about Ireland or NZ?

>>730338474
bull shit.

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>>730338493
probably two different visas. That's what i cam up with when i did some digging few years ago for how to go over as an engineer.

>>730337227
Literally the only gun crime in Ireland are just head pikey families having beef with each other or some stupid shit, I don't know I'm not a gypsy. Stabbings are also low, where I live anyway. Can't say the same for Limerick, place got the nickname "Stab city".

This is the shittiest art I've ever seen. Its giving me eye cancer.

So guys do we start a new thread and bail on this worthless faggot

Dear Mr Russian shitposter.

Thank you for keeping it 300. I have no doubt in your shitposting ability.

>>730338792

Sorry /b/ro, Im glad the troubles are over.

I was just tarring the Irish with the same problems that are affecting the rest of western europe right now.

Now that I think about it, I dont remember the jihad reaching Ireland yet

>>730338571
Fucking heaps man,got my license,finished school and nailed down a decent job,got a fair way into a decent training regime
Still hate niggers with a burning passion tho

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wellyfag checkin in

>>730339001
They're stuck fast in the UK mate lmao

>>730336979
Pros: full
Cons:everyone wanting to move here

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Funny how beauty offends you. 'Give light, and the darkness will disappear of itself'. - Desiderius Erasmus

Nah. But hundreds of people will be on my street at 5am to attend it.

>>730339225
dayum, more?

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>>730339268
Would you fuck a meatgrinder?

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>>730339134
cook us some eggs

>>730338569
What this guy said

>>730339303
sure

>>730333029
Nelson here.

No, im not going.

I feel like i should, but at the same time i completely object to any of the wars, but i know if we didnt send support troops chances are we would of got invaded. Its a toss up, so it comes down to, if i died in a war i would want people to forgot, i wouldnt want to be remembered as a hero and a savior, i would just want to be forgotten. But i understand old people going, to remember parents, friends etc.

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Central otago nigga reporting in. Sorry I'm a newfag but who is IDbro?

>>730339672
The greatest nz thread poster

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>>730339268

>>730333509
My gf tried to drag me along, told her what for and that she can fuck off.

Its a weekday that i get to sleep in, im sure warfags would understand.

>>730339828
Hmm, got any without the face?

>>730339672
I dont know, ive heart that otago has security guards at mcdonalds, check for alc and remove drunks etc. Is this true? if so your city is a fucking mess

>>730339866
I'm a veteran and I don't even go. In fact I sold my SD's. And I can't find my beret.

>>730339828
footface as fuck

>>730339866
>gf

fuck off normie

>>730339672
the final boss of nzg

>>730339672
a try hard faggot that literally no one likes

Hooray. We've hit image limit. No more shitty pics

Keep it 280

Keep it image limit

just let the thread die ffs

dunedin checkin in

>>730340976
nah fuck you it's gonna be 300

>>730341150
not if i have anything to do with it
#sage

Keep it 286

Are we doing a new thread or just let tonight be a write off and catch up again tomorrow

>>730341198
how exactly can you stop it from being 300? apart from posting illegal content. i guess?

fuckin russian picture spam
go back to your vodka and ladas

KEEPING

IT

Combo breaker

THREE

>>730341586
damn.

HUNDRED

300

looks like im going to just shitpost the other two posts needed for 300.

Keep it 300 like idbro

THREE HUNDRED POSTS

Dunners noods plz

>>730341879
>>730341863
well done faggot. literally who cares

>>730342263
im bored let me be

>>730342192
anyone specifically you want?

>>730342325
kia

>>730342325
Tala Morgana