Let me introduce you to Dan. Say something nice about him

Ugly cunt

>>730332757
disgusting fat pedo kys

Dan "Hymen Collider" Schneider?

>>730332838
Dan "Hymen Divider" Schneider?

>>730332799
>>730332789
That's mean

>>730332838
He likes "Danny" more i think

>>730332757
His hair cut makes mine look good

Dan "the hebe rider" Schneider?

Dan "The Rider in Red" Schneider

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Dan "Along came a Schnieder and crept up inside her" Schnieder

>>730332932
That's nice, thank you! :)

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Dan "If you wanna be famous let me finger your anus" Schnieder.

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Dan "Spread em wider and I'll be a contract provider" Schnieder.

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Dan "if you wanna be on tv then sit on my knee" Schnieder.

Dan "If you want your own show your cherry must go" Schnieder.

Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider?

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Dan "If you want the role then lube up your hole" Schnieder.

>>730333326
Christ. Why is he in every picture touching children semi-inappropriately?

>>730332757
>10/10 would let hang out with my little sisters

>>730333268
Look at her eyes. They're ready to tear up knowing that she's gonna have to suck Dan "Big Dick" Schnieder's 12 incher if she wants that second season

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Dan "If you want to be cast then swallow my cum blast" Schnieder

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Danning wishes he got Fanning during her her childhood spanning

>>730333512
Didn't you just answer your own question?

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Dan "If you want a scene then fondal my peen" Schnieder.

Dan "if you want to be on the show you better know how to blow" Schnieder.

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Dan "If TVs your thing then let me finger your ring" Schnieder.

>>730332757
Dan "check out my van" Schneider

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Dan "if you are looking for a part then cum you must fart" Schnieder

Dan "if you want a second season, you better start the pleasin'" Schnieder

>>730332757
Dan "feel randy from his candy" Schneider

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Dan "The man with a plan to get you in the back of his unmarked white van" Schnieder.

Dan "Gettin' gnarly with iCarly" Schneider?

Dan "play my flute or get the boot" Schneider

Dan "Drink my pee to get on tv" Schneider

>>730333899
Dan "Want to be famous? Give up the anus" Schneider

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Dan "I'll marry someone older then the FBI will close their folder" Schnieder.

>>730334006
Dan "Ill marry my advisor and theyll be none the wiser" Schneider

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Dan "Dick-a-loadeon" Schnieder.

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>>730334083
Dan "The police will not come if I marry someone as old as my mom" Schnieder.

Dan "casting call for tongue on the balls" Schneider

Dan "she couldnt be any tighter so I had to cum inside her" Schneider

>>730332757
>Say something nice about him

Rhymes aside, he looks like he's lost a bit of weight so good on him.

Dan "How much more? You'll know, you whore!" Schneider

>>730334550
Thank you, Dan approves of your positve messages <3

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Dan "If you want your own show then my dick you must blow" Schnieder.

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>>730333106
That was a chuckle.

>>730334550
Dan "my home porn galleries of me burning off calories" Schneider.

>>730334957
whats this

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Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider

Dan "If you want to work in this town, you'd better go down" Schneider.

Dan "get in the fucking van" Schneider

This is really fucking depressing.

My girl worked with this guy on a couple of shows a few years back.
A friend told me a lot of bad shit about him a while ago, didn't look into it. Is there any actual truth to any of this?

Dan "If you can't bleed, then you get my seed" Schneider

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>>730333478
He's haunting them

>>730335385
Dan "A few years back, he was in my girl's crack" Schneider.

>>730332757
HE TAPS THE TIGHTEST TWATS

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>>730335488

>>730335138
It's Twitter

>>730335385
The story so far:
>Dan got her pregnant
>She wanted to keep it
>Dan and advisor now wife went crazy
>Dan forced her to abort baby and paid the medical bills.

Should be Dan "The abortion provider" Schnieder.

Dan is worth a "brb church" style op.

>>730335488
Fucking kek.

>>730335617
he got who pregnant?

Dan ''GET IN THE VAN!!!'' Shneider?

>>730334957
Gives him flashbacks

>>730335709
Ariana Grande

>>730335617
Dan "Should I keep the baby uh it'll fuck up my labia" Schneider

Dan "The man with a plan that'll get him the back of the 4chan partyvan" Schnieder.

>>730335781
Dan "Her pussy used to be pettite but now it's grande" Schnieder

did you mean? The Big Dick @ Nick

>>730332757
Dan "arianna ain't seen grande yet" Schneider? weve met before..many times actually

>>730335913
Dan "Shit was mad jokes, but you've ruined it for these fine folks" Schneider

ha ha! Dan "fritzl ain't got shitzl on me" Schneider, how u been muh man?

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>>730333813

Dan "For this fat kike, your skirt you must hike" Schneider

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I get that he is fat, ugly and has a weird hair cut... But why do we keep calling him pedo and stuff? Because he make award winning children's shows? Did he do diddle little fiddles?

What makes him a pedo?

>>730336921
Dan "I'll make a shill of this goy and fuck his young boy" Schneider

>>730336992
Did he fuck young boys?

>>730337092
I don't know; it's memes. Just have fun with it and stop being a fag.

>>730336921
There's just rumors from websites that he's been kind of a sicko. I don't remember the exact sites sources though.

Also he's just kind of creepy.

Is he really a pedo?

>>730337092
Yeah. I'm a hot young 12 yr old shota twink that he diddles on the regular against my wishes.

True story

>>730335385
Looks like it's just a meme. Probably nothing to worry about then.

It felt a little bit weird to see this guy's face on the first page, after not using 4chan for probably around 6-7 years now.

Is he posted here often? I'd assume so, given that my friend that told me about him lurks quite a bit.

>>730332757
dan "i'll make your daughter famous" Schneider

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It's not a meme he really did unload his balls in Ariana Grande.

@DanWarp ask him on Twitter about how much the abortion cost.

Dan "Along came a Schnieder and put a baby inside her" Schnieder.

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Dan "The man with a plan to impregnate Arian in the back of his van" Schnieder.

Are you lurking again Dan?

Just because he is successful and has a great career while living out your fantasies by hugging young adolescents and becoming very close to them and making them millionaires doesn't mean he is a pedofile you degenerates

>>730339701

True.
It's his disgusting sexual exploitation and molestation of young adolescents that make him a pedophile...

...you dumbass.

>>730339701
Danny Boy my old friend is lurking.

Dan "Don't Call Me That" Schneider

>>730340243
Dan "Is in the house" Schnieder.

>>730340243
Dan "If you want to be cast then make me cum fast" Schnieder.

>>730334208
>Dan "The police will not come if I marry someone as old as my mom" Schnieder.
See also: Ashton Kutcher marrying Demi Moore.

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>>730332757
Dan "Drop a Nicka Load In You" Schneider

>>730341888
You might be retarded.

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>>730341888
truth trips

>>730341878
So much truth in this post.

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>>730341939
I mean, there is a strong possibility. Sleep deprivation can be detrimental to ones mental health.

I thought it was good though.
I'll go fuck myself.

>>730332757
dan "dont make a fuss, just get on the bus" schneider

>>730332757
Dan "The man with a plan to lick her clam, tie her up and slap her with your ham, start with 2 fingers then your hand, no reporting and no bans, fondle her clit then her cans, rip off her clothes and throw her in the van, not one-not two-but a 6 man gangbang, into her mouth right inside her, make that pussy wider and wider, soft smooth skin better is the whiter, pound her so hard they call me the Hymen Collider, give me a ciggie this'll be an all-nighter, dont go soft got to be a hard rider, hold her tighter shes a fighter, we wont kill you if you stay quieter" Schneider

>>730332757
Dan"if she's not small, she's worth nothing at all" Schneider

>>730344736
Dan "feet man" Schneider

>>730344736
Dan "get out your feet so I can give my meat a beat" shnider