Spit it out, /b/.

Fuck off fbi

I'm dying to fuck my best friends girl

I replied to this post

i browse /b/

>>730326886
I fucked Taylor Swift in the ass and that's it.

>>730326886
no

I always roll dubs and dont know who to tell :/

>>730326961
>"embarrassed to admit"

>>730326950
same

I'm a trump supporter

I'm gender fluid ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>730326952
Kek

first time I ever jacked off was when I was 16

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>>730327000

>>730326886

I have a preggo fetish. My wife is cool with it but I'd be mortified if I had to tell anyone else IRL.

I want to kill everbody I know and rape their dead bodies ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I have a really small dick, about the length of a toilet paper roll, and fits inside snugly. I am a 28 year old virgin because I am so ashamed of it.

>>730327000
Checkem

>>730327038

Apparently there were a lot of. "Silent majority" or something.

>>730326886
I got trips.

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I'm addicted to dubs

>>730327107

>>730327144
>>730327000
Checkem fags

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>>730326886
I'm a failure.

I've picked my nose since I was a child.

>>730327107

Uh, I have an actual small cock and have been piping sluts since high school. Just be a smooth talker and learn how to mack a broad.

>>730327107
>about the length of a toilet paper roll
A typical toilet paper roll is 4 and a half inches long. A bit on the short side, but it's not that extreme.

>>730326886
i like to see fucked up stuff on a site called 4chan.org/b/

>>730327314
Measurements?

>>730327314
We don't need your advice, needle-dick

>>730327107
post cock please

>>730326886
I fucked my uncle's mini horse

>>730326886
I've been unemployed for years.

>>730326886
I absolutely love how my girlfriends feet and shoes smell!

i browse 4chan

>>730327314

>>730327332

Would it help to know that when my dick is soft it is literally the size of my thumb? I've had many opportunities to do stuff with my dick, I've fingered chicks and went down on them and all that, even had a couple of girlfriends but I just couldn't do it. It's too small. I look at chicks and think...how the fuck would I even enter them?

I watch anime

>>730327107
A toilet roll is what? 3-4 inches, it's small, but workable. You just need to be confident and not think about it.

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I blew a youtuber called That_Guy_T and when I went to suck his balls (as one does) I found there was only one.

Large, indeed, for a teste, but angry and alone.

I said I would never tell and I never will.

>>730327469
Lot's of people are tiny when flaccid. It's why some people are growers and other's are showers.

Also have you tried dating smaller women?

im bisexual

i have a folder filled with pictures dead kids i downloaded from 4chan
dead kids is all i ever download from 4chan

i fucking hate children

>>730327585

I've thought about that. I do love skinny bitches. Fuck it, let's make this the year I nail a skinny bitch with my tiny dick.

Im ashamed of my aoftie because its literally an inch big

Fine with hard though not that big.

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I laughed and blurted out 'That One T' as in 'testicle' and he got mad and he punched me so hard right in my head. I just grabbed the 60 dollars and ran... I ran as fast as I could, using the cash to buy salves and ointments for my knees, which sre very dry.

I'm going to Syria next month.

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>>730327725
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzlQWCdAkgo

>>730328001
>>730327725
shit fbi are after you now, you done goofed

>>730326886
I'm gay

>>730328389
Nothing illegal about that unless they're nude.

>>730326886
i shuv cucumber up my butts

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>>730326886
I don't even get a good FPS at minecraft. I tried telling it to my friends but they just laugh it out like it's a joke

I'm suffering alone

>>730326886
I got my sister pregnant and she told her boyfriend it was his. He's paying to raise my kid

I'm an extreme loner
I browse /b/
etc

>>730326886
i got my dog pregnant and my parent think it was that neiburs dog.

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I had passionate sex with most of my cousin's barbie doll when she was at school, even used real perfume from my cousin and they all had their own background story, once I had to leave in a rush so I couldn't clean the cum from the doll's hair, that was the last time I saw those dolls, my cousin was bitchy ever since.

>>730328657
You're a fucking degenerate and a retard

>>730328568
do you get along with him?

I have picked my nose and eaten it my entire life. Also I have posted only twice and gotten quads both times.

>>730328769
go to hell you stupid fucking FAG

>>730328657
they would be right to ascertain that assumption coz I'm pretty sure they teach you early in school that the DNA isn't compatible
Kill yourself 12 year old

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>>730326886
no bullshit here. true story:
i'm allergic to jerking off. when i orgasm, i get diarahea for about 2 weeks. and to top it off, i'm fucking addicting to jerking off. i have to take loperamide (antidiarahea pills) if i want to jerk off otherwise i'm sitting on the toilet for a week. it's the most embarassing, debilitating experience ever. i can't gain weight because of it. i'm super skinny and the abdominal cramps that come with jerking off prevent me from doing things like going out sometimes unless i pop a bunch of loperamide to make sure my asshole doesnt spontaneously explode in the middle of the bar.

i'm going to a doctor (immunologist, urologist) about it and they're like experimenting on me with some annoying drugs (antihistamines that put me to sleep, beta blockers that stop adrenaline, etc.).

>>730328502
Tell that to the feds.

>>730326886
I'm a pedophile. I want to have sex with very young girls. Whenever I'm around my nieces I have sexual fantasies about them.

>>730326886
When flacid my dick is about the size of my thumb, but when erect it's over 6 inches and thick.

I haven't changed my guitar strings in 2 years and I play daily

>>730328869
FIrst of all you're a soulless piece of shit for molesting your dog, and second of all, you're literally retarded for thinking you could breed with a dog

>>730328976
Same except the thick part :(

>>730326886
my brother sucked my cock whilst I sucked my neighbors when I was 6 years old

>>730326886
I have never gotten dubs

>>730328657
a person can't get a dog pregnant though

>>730328890
10/10 and SAVED.

>>730329049
Right in the feels :/

>>730328984

That's revolting.

>>730328890
you need jesus!

>>730327024
Me three.My best friend's girl put my hands on her tits and I never did shit all I did was squeeze it and rub them for a while while he was in another room but I masturbated a shit load that day so my dick was limp
I never really got a chance a lone with her after that and then they broke up

I am sexually attracted to airplanes. If that got out, I'd never get my license.

>>730328984
Also what kind of strings, that's a damn good lifespan.

>>730328769
>>730328869
samefag
>>730328769
or newfag

I was in a relationship with a transgirl that I met on /b/ for like 8 months. Found her name in a snapchat thread, talked to her for a bit, I was 19 and she was 17, totally nice and friendly...at first. Exchanged pics for bit and then we were talking over the phone and fapping on Skype together almost daily.

Cont?

I AM A JEW, PLEASE DON'T TELL /POL/

>>730329227
I knew it, this is why I don't easily trust anyone from /pol/
You never know who might be jewing you there

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>>730328952
I'm with this guy. Minus the nieces part. Don't have any. But man. 12-16 are my golden ages.

>>730329222
>trips
Obligatory cont

>>730329222
>totally nice and friendly...at first

kek, even worse than halo 2's end, elaborate fag

>>730326886
I stuck my finger up an 11-year-old girl's ass as she slept.

I think I have psoriasis and it sucks ass. My whole face is fucked

>>730329222
>she

>>730329289
being attracted to 16 year olds is normal

>>730328984
This is my fave one so far. I get you

>>730329357
Femanon spotted. How old are you now?

>>730326886
I have always wanted to bang my cousin
And I regret not going all the way that one day

>>730327469
Dude, you're psyching yourself out here. If you're already at the point where you're fingering and going down on chicks, they won't suddenly laugh when you pull out your slightly-below-average but still usable dong. Just be cool homie

>>730329377
Post pix or gtfo

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I'm the mastermind of 9/11. I'm so ashamed, I don't know who to tell. I tried to open up to Sportacus but he was busy riding Stephanie's dick.

>>730329377
Go to the doctor retard. They can give you cream.

>>730327000
fckn A ma niggur

>>730327772
nail, i see what you did there

I let my dog fuck my ass and he came inside.

I'm a dude.

>>730326886
I masturbate to pictures of my dad and his two sons that are my half brothers. I long for them to turn gay so I can let them have their way with my throbbing testicles and penis. I have a pair of walkie talkies with big antennas and i look at pictures of my dad in his navy uniform and shove the antennas so far up my ass it feels good and then i use my semen as lubricant for my real dildo I bought at a local shop.

>>730329289
>12-16
Too old. I mean as young as toddlers. 8-12 is best, much older gets too old.
I want to eat out a toddler so bad.

>>730326886
I have a small anus and I am super self-conscious about it. I'm afraid that if I bend over in the locker room and everybody sees it they'll laugh at me.

>>730329401
Well, im more so attracted to the younger ones. But every once and a while youll find one that looks younger than usual.

I just fucked another guy just now. He stunk like hell and did not shave ANYWHERE. I Very nearly drank bleach tonight to get his saliva taste and sweat stink out of my body. I fucking spent 2 hours in the shower and 1 more in a bath contemplating my existence. Long story short fucked a guy turns out I'm not sexualy attracted to men at all.

>>730329357
Did you fap while doing it? Why not even pussy?

>>730328984
you must play like a bitch

>>730329557
You're a mess.

>>730329504
This. For ages I thought I was impotent because I had *one* bad experience. Turns out it was all in my head; if a woman is letting you do that shit, she's cool with you.

The right woman will not give one solitary shit, especially if you give good head. Be chill, have fun.

Come back and post pics.

I am super sensitive and gay even though I act tough

>>730327107
You should be ashamed

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I like girls between 12 and 45;
The most attractive beginning at 14 and then attractiveness platues at 16 to 25 and then slowly diminishes from 25 downward.

>>730329338
Fuck you my nigga I wasn't gonna type out the whole shit
>>730329388
Look man, it simplifies shit for me okay? Anyway green text cont:
>Second day we talk just making more chit chat
>Ask about her past experiences men
>"Couple guys at school couple guys i met online"
>"My bio dad was a pedophile :("
>what the fuck
>totally flabbergasted, she says he ran off on her when she was 5 after the mom caught him in the act
>lets move on.. i can talk more about this in another post but lets just move on
>she says she met a 30-something year old guy on craiglist when she was 11 and ate his ass and drank his piss, this probably wasnt said in the conversation we had the next day but she definetely over-shared during our phone conversations...
>i'm like wtf... well the cam sex is good so i'll stick around.. and its not like shes a bad person with me and she was absolutely down for a monogomous relationship with me..but then shit started getting complicated...

cont...?

>>730326886
I travel to Cambodia every summer so I can have sex with young girls.

>>730329419
Male, actually. Am 32 now; it was a while ago.

>>730329665

I had a major ass fetish at the time.

I'm still in love with my high school crush. Thinking about her makes me depressed because I know she doesn't care about me or want anything to do with me.

i fantasize bout getting fucked by my best friend

>>730329581
Honestly I'd go as low as 8 or 9. I guess I'm still just trying to save face.

But i'm not into much lower.

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>>730329289
I get you man 12-16 is the place...tf is it illegal to film porn of them..it's not like they're not taking tons of dicks anyway.

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>>730329770

>>730329581
I want to eat out a woman while she is giving birth. :)

I want to be fucked by my dad. I always be his little girl

>>730329770
>Male

Nope, you can try to lie but it doesn't mean I will believe you. I know you're a female and unless you tell me it was your daughter I won't believe you

>>730329785
What are you fucking gay?

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>friendless virgin working from home
>hardly go outdoors
>despite this have an inexplicably large amount of socks and a few pairs of shoes
>think up an idea to make jacking off to foot-fetish hentai a lot more enjoyable
>decide to never wash my feet/socks again
>stink up different pairs of socks in combinations with certain type of shoe and certain activity
>sock number 1 is chores/cooking wearing hiking boots
>sock number 2 is chores/cooking wearing converse
>...
>sock number 26 is grocery shopping with vans
>this helps me have powerful orgasms because I use one sock to grip
>other sock i wrap around my face to cover my nose
>the fermented puffs of stench are heaven
>the only downside at first was the looks of disgust as people look around
>"what is that smell?"
>"my god someone's gotta wash their feet"
>"who tf is eating old doritos?"
>I feel powerful hearing these things now
>i never get bored with so much variety
>it's like picking which cheese to taste first at a French Bistro

I have a balloon fetish.

>>730329921
tits or gtfo

>>730329890
I want to fuck a woman while giving birth

>>730329956
Just wondering, what makes you so sure?

>>730327725
Can you share those folder please? imgur or smth

>>730326886
The first thing i'm gonna do when i get my own place is buy a BD dildo

My wife said she was interested in rimming a few days ago and I'm pretty excited about it. Been shaving my butt for a few days.

My Mom's friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

>>730326886
doing hard drugs, suddenly got a cock in my mouth

In 32 and been fucking Teen prostitutes since I was 20

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This is a real picture of me.

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>>730330005
just what the fuck

I'm always sad and I don't know what to do about it. I try to do the right thing; I get good grades at uni, I exercised, I tried socializing. But no matter what I do, it always comes out either flat or shit.

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I'm a severe alcoholic and often sleep in my bathroom so i dont pee all over my bed.

>>730330296
nice bench

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>>730330012

I wanna forget that I just had gay sex but I still taste him. He fucking reaked of BO bad! Plus his body was gross. Hair every where. I wish I could through up forever.

>>730330005
What the fuck man

>>730330339
acceptable

nothing wrong with some daddy issues. any chance you'll actually get to fuck him?

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>>730330178
>reverse image search
>first result cool math games

heh, nice try, Bill Nye

>>730330331
Nice blanket

>>730330339
That's a middle aged breast you got there.

>>730326956
kek, but i can admit it to some people though

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>>730326886
I put vibrators and butt plugs in my ass and feel nothing.
>male

>>730326886
I have anxiety (only my doctor knows about that) and I also have dp/dr (nobody knows about that)

>>730327772
Proud of you brother. That's the fucking spirit.

>>730326956
>lurk*

If I could find an adult that looked like a 14 to 16 year old girl I'd be in heaven. I like the look, but hate the minds, of that age.

>>730327469
Same bro. I'm hitting maybe 4.8 - 5 inches and it sucks cuz I'm also chubby. I've had a lot of girls actually show interest in me and I feel too ashamed to even try.

>>730327784
kek

I'm bi-curious and want to get fucked by a guy but I know if I cheat on my gf the guilt will haunt me together.

>>730330050
>as she slept

You're a family member. Her old sister or her father? I just want to know how close I am

Tossed a homeless man's salad to make up for having sex w/my friend's GF. Three friends drove me around until we found a homeless guy to pay and convince to let me eat his nasty/filthy/stank ass. Took three guys to finally find one that would let me. Worst day of my life. So nasty I still dry heave or vomit when they tease me about it but friendship is saved. I hate myself.

>>730329761
keep going, i wanna see how this plays out

>>730330393
I try to make him horny ...Let the door open while changing clothes . Sometimes I sleep with him in one bed, but he never comes close. What else can I do?

>>730330752
I'm not that guy. But you're only providing the options of older sister or father. Why not older brother? Or cousin, or uncle...

You seemed absolutely certain that he was female but it just seems like a complete guess.

>>730330705
boo hoo fag. muh gf...yeah right.

>>730330841
tricky. what are the ages here?

Trying to force him to see you in a different light is hard. 'seeing you change' is a good start, but you might need to be a bit more overtly sexual.

i had sex with my fat cousin in her bed and called her a slut after i cam all over her and went home

>>730330841
Leave the door unlocked while you masturbate

Eventually he'll walk in on you, his reaction could reveal a lot

>>730331108
flirt with him in text

>>730330883

>Why not older brother? Or cousin, or uncle

Because it was a finger and from what we know it only happened one time. If it was her uncle or her brother it wouldn't be a finger

>>730330886
What do you gain from posting this? Aside from a (you)?

>>730330362
>>730329623
Did you fuck him or did he fuck you

>>730326886
I already stole baby diapers to jerk off in them and felt wack as fuck

Sometimes I wish my gf had a penis

>>730330656
Asians my friend

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>>730331233

I watch milky tit porns and I'm a girl

>>730331277
checked
what do you get out of them?

>>730331108
I masturbated at night, when I was next to him. I kneew he was still awake....But nothing happend

I also watch tiny dick porn and am same girl

>>730331326
are you ugly?

>>730331347
the question I've been asking all night.

>>730331336
Again, tits or gtfo

Orgasm?

>>730331192
Plenty of male molesters just touch their victims. Especially if they don't want them to wake up and realize what they're doing.

A penis is guaranteed to wake them up, which will result in either having to stop or going to full-on rape. Which may not be a desireable outcome either, especially if they're a family member.

>>730331222
I fucked him, half way through I gaged at his body odor. Then tried to brave it but he was just too repulsive. Idk how I even got to that point. Also his cock was nasty smelling. I called it quits right after I gaged.

>>730331336
Aye

>>730331277

Thank the lord.

>>730331368
Why don't you show us and we'll help you find out?

>>730331368
post body shot

/b/ will tell you if you're an uggo

I act like a maniac in social situations to hide my insecurites

>>730331368
Pics for rating?>>730331368

That's hot

>>730327107
its okay, you're almost a wizard

>>730327086
better put up a sign anon, somebody will cut themselves on that edge

>>730326886
not being colorblind

>>730331347
No, there are many boys want to date me.I am still a virgin and want to be deflorated by my dad

>>730327119
check

>>730327043
In order to admit to something, it has to be an actual real thing

>>730327436
story?

>>730328984
You must have a shitty blunt tone and your fretboard must be dirty/greasy as all fuck

You're going to destroy your fretboard if you don't clean/lubricate it from time to time

Not changing strings for a while is cool and all if you're not playing much, aren't recording tracks in a DAW or aren't that good

>>730331404
Well you found out you're not gay. Don't hold it against yourself

in july, i will be a 19 years old virgin

>>730331326
he just thinks you're being a horny young person. You need to be a bit more obvious.

like, 'accidentally' send a nude to the wrong person. or take some dirty pics on his laptop/tablet but leave them in the recycle bin. Or, like he said, let the guy walk in on you masturbating and moaning for daddy.

or if you're masturbating next to him in bed? just use one hand and start stroking his cock while you rub your pussy. If he's disgusted by it you can just say you were caught up in the moment and grabbing anything nearby.

>>730331681
mandatory newfag

>>730328858
Dont be sad,
'cause 2 out of 3 aint bad

>>730331681
i didnt have sex tell i was 21

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>>730326886
Sex between underage boys and underage girls repulses me.
Sex between underage boys and other underage boys disgusts me.
Sex between underage girls and other underage girls makes me want to puke.
Sex between adult men and underage girls is utterly vile to me.
Sex between adult men and underage boys is even more horrendously vile to me.
Sex between adult women and underage girls makes my skin crawl.

But sex between adult women and underage boys...?.

This is my first time replying on 4chna (tiny dick girl)

>>730331326
Maybe you should just wait til he's asleep and pull his dick out and start sucking it. He might be a moralist but if he's got his dick in a mouth the sec hormones will neutralize that moral brain for long enough for you to fuck him.

Tiny dick girl is 18

>>730326886
I'm bi and horny 100% of the time

i like feet

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>>730331819
old pasta is old

>>730331889
smoke weed thats 30% why i smoke it keeps my sex drive in check

>>730331277
tits or gtfo

I take off all my clothes when I poo.

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>>730331906
brother

I'm not really a nazi

>>730327469
go for small girls dude
higher propensity for tight vag

I have the worlds more caring and loving asian gf... but I have 6 asian girls online I talk to behind my gfs back... they all think im single and 5 of them regularly send me nude material to masturbate to.

I have no intention to meet any of these girls... They are just interactive porn. The buzz i get from them is better than any porn.

>>730331935
Weed makes me hornier and nervous

i get jealous of pretty girls because they have it so easy. i dont hate them but sometimes i take out of rage on my gfs and i know they dont deserve it i hate my self for it

I'm terrified of any commitment
(eg. job, relationship, financial).

i want to fuck my cousins girlfriend .. I can tell she likes me but she would probably never do it ...

I'm fat

>>730328568
Caleb?

>>730332023
have you had sex? maybe you just need a week of sex to burn out that sex flame in side you

>>730332108
Disgusting

>>730327000
Dear God its getting worse

When I was 16, I began seeing this girl I went to school with, we hung out often for the better part of 3 months. Took her to prom, dressed up and shit, planned on sleeping together after. When it came down to it, neither of us felt comfortable enough to actually do it, but we made a deal to act like we did. I sold that night to all my friends (including those I still have 6 years later) to think I lost my virginity, but in reality I still haven't.

I've touched myself to an anime about monster girls. It was a dark time :(

>>730332242
B-b-b-b-betaaaaaaaaa

>>730332242
Oportunity missed

>>730332242
Dude go to Thailand and fuck some hookers whilst drunk. Be done with it.

>>730326886
years ago i downloaded half a terabyte of...whoa. wait a minute.

anyway. nothing left to seize.

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>>730332016
Softer core example... because its rude not to share.

I wish I had a friend close enough to talk to about my sexuality

>>730332306
>>730332316
sometimes i wonder if sex ever gets awkward
having to look at each other in the eyes for minutes at a time, or looking around the room or closing your eyes to avoid eye contact, the repetitive motions and such

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I've taken hidden cam pics of naked 12 year old

>>730332201
Nah, looks like you're getting better.

>>730330178
his eyebrows moved to his mustache

>>730326886
My parents and my girlfriend's parents were against us becoming any kind of romantic growing up. We kept our relationship secret and saved up while in high school. We then ran off to get married. She was also 3 months preggy by then, so no time to spare. When we came back to rub it in our parents' faces, they let us know, due to their cheating, her dad was my biological father. Dad left because she got pregnant, not telling her he was snipped. We ran to a different town to start over when they started calling lawyers to see if they can break up our marriage. Whole thing could have been avoided if they all weren't holding secrets like lost land mines. Now, we both dread how (and if we are going) to explain to our kid, reveal to our new doctor, etc. Our marriage is legal because on paper we aren't siblings. If someone told us we were (half) siblings, we would have developed a different kind of relationship. At this point, our blood relation don't matter much to us.

>>730327107
>fits snugly inside toilet paper roll
>small dick.
ok.
kek

I was jealous and upset when my best friend told me he was getting married. I don't have any interest in his fiancé. What bothers me is knowing I haven't even had a girlfriend since high school while he's already getting married (I'm 27 and he's 25). I feel like a piece of shit every time I think about this.

Alternatively, I ended up quiting my previous job because my co-workers were fucking with me and making fun of me for being a virgin. I'd never talk about it but apparently getting shitfaced at the Christmas party made me talk.

>>730326886
i don't value my life at all.

I have monophobia and ironically usually most to all of my friends leave for fuck all reason by the end of every school year causing horrible panic and anxiety attacks

>>730332567
He probably thinks porn actors are normal sized. He did say he was a virgin.

>>730332443
I'd say sex stops being awkward the moment both partners get into it. Once you're both aroused and just want to feel pleasure and each other's bodies, it doesn't really fall under the umbrella of "social situations". It's not about socializing. It's far more honest and simple than socializing. So, in the end, I've found just talking to someone to be far more awkward than having sex with someone.

My penis is curved so much to the left that I can not put it inside a toilet roll while erect... does that mean because it wont fit... that my dick is big?

>>730332569
where did you work that has christmas partys?

im gay

>>730332157
The nervousness doesn't make it easy to talk to people. It would hit the spot I'm not gonna lie

>>730327332
a toilet paper roll is over 4 inches its at least 5.

i have a dick thats a little over 6 inches and about 5 inches around.

he said his cock fits snugly. does he know what snugly means ??? that would mean he is winning the girth game. shit if i had a measuring tape i would be taking pics of a toilet paper roll.

>>730332777

I wouldn't tell anyone either, fag.

>>730332779
i remember being like that in my teens up to 21 it was a hell it lead me to dark places everyman should have a girl to have sex with

>>730327000
boy you wild

>>730332557
Eloping, secret relations, revelations made at the point of greatest drama...

I'd take some time to make absolutely certain that you haven't actually been speaking Spanish this whole time and have actually been part of a Mexican soap opera.

>>730327382
kek

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afaik I'm asexual and aromantic, will probably remain single for the rest of my life, and don't care about anyone around, even though they think I do.

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>>730332016
I get them to finger themselves for me while they are at work or out in their cars.

>>730332967
Full pic please.

>>730332905
If that is part of the Mexican entertainment norm, maybe we should learn Spanish and move there. There might be a large number of Mexicans who went through it too. Art tends to reflect life almost as much as it influences it. I'm speculating. I honestly know almost nothing about Mexico.

I have a huge fantasy on being sissified

>>730329289
i had lots of sexual thoughts about my niecewhem she was about 11. walked by her room once. door was open... and I couldnt help but linger watching her sleep. god how i wanted to go in there and lay with her.

i prefer girls 11-16. realistically i want to date women that are 21-25 max. whore ex is 30 now. a lot of girls i used to pine over are 30 plus now. its a great relief knowing they're garbage.

>>730333080
sounds gay

>>730333053
Well, it's not exactly normal. Plot points like that are mainly for cheap shock and drama.

>>730330121
that means she is cheating on you

she tried it with someone else not so long time ago....

but dismiss this post, it's not happening to you, your relationship is different

>>730332775
I worked at a restaurant and we all met up at our sous chef's place after our shift to celebrate together for a few hours.

i collect and steal nude pics of women in my circle of friends. i rarely get off of them but i like to collect

>>730327107

Learn what a clitoris is, you'll be good man.

Plus, as has been mentioned, porn is no standard to go off of. I heard on some showcase show like ten years ago that most of those dude are hopped up on some kind of pills and inject some kind of fluid into their cock to make it rock hard.

4 inch isn't the end of the world, you're not winning awards, but it's nothing to be upset about. There have been times where I was too drunk to get/keep wood and the best I could do (half chubbed) was 4 and a half (which was a real shame once because it was the best bj I have recieved in my life smh)

>>730332867
As much as I love people, it's nice to be alone sometimes. You should try to enjoy it while you can

>>730333131
Well, imagine it from our point of view. To us, we were teenage parents to be eloping in defiance of our parents. We thought we were like Romeo and Juliette without the double suicide. Imagine how it hit us when we came back from getting married. Shock was an understatement. Their secrets blew up in our faces. We were barely legal adults.

I take creepshots

>>730333313
Never too late to stop

>>730333128
I have a GF and I love women only.
The idea of being sissified is still a dtrong fantasy.
Sex and feelings are not the same thing

>>730333053
I think you'll have better luck in the deep South.

>>730333329
>>730333340
>>730333333

whenever I fart I cup it and smell it, I enjoy it very much

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I had some friends over to drink about a year ago. I was in a really bad place mentally because I was in a rough spot with my girlfriend, and any affection was something I needed to latch onto at the time. We all got black out drunk and while she was passed out on the couch I got into her phone and sent myself her nudes. Pic very related.

>>730333141
why havent you just fucked a fat girl like i did and get it over with it might if you confidence

>>730333133

That, or she watches porn.

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>>730333005
Just for you Anon ;)

>>730332016
you don't deserve that princess. she should be mine. how do you get all these asian girls so horny and willing?? and where do you meet them ?

>>730333363
Wait... I know you are half joking but I do know of a town named Greenback. Greenback only has a few families and they all date each other, families have been intermixed for generations. We'd be the deep gene pool there. Tempting.

>>730328890
kek

>>730333425
watching porn is cheating

>>730333279
I don't judge, personally.

You can probably pretend that you're not related indefinitely. Like you said, on paper you're not related, so there won't be any need to mention it to anyone. You're lucky enough to be able to just have a normal life if you're careful.

I have sexual fantasies about my boyfriends cousin .. i know he probably does about me too because hes always dating people who look similar to me. I am ashamed because hes always around and super friendly with me. I'd never do it but I can't help but have dreams about it a lot.

>>730333396
(Clarifying that they were nudes of one of the friends, obviously)

>>730333484
Welp guess i'm a cheater then

>>730333484
^found the insecure possessive anon

>>730327143
>silent
>trump supporter

Pick One

i am did cums to on me sister sock after she
is use it end then i have wear it to schol, never finded it as is under me bed in boks

>>730333484

Agreed, but she didn't lick another dudes butt hole if shes just watching porn.

I'd rather be cheated on by a girl who has traditional p in v with some schmuck than find out she railed four dudes at a frat party.

>>730332397
Where/how did you meet them?

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>>730333551
quit picking on little kids

>>730333502
if female
>tits or gtfo
if male
>show us dat boipuccy

>>730326956
This

>>730327469
You can please a girl with a finger you can please them with your cock

when i cum i feel like i expelled a evil sex ghost and question all my lifes dissensions

>>730329289
Am I gonna be the only one to point out the shit stain on her ass?

I am actually unmemecally in love with my sister and cant stop fapping to the creepshots I made of her, this has been going on for 4 years now

I'm on the internet because I can't sleep, or can I not sleep because I'm on the internet?
>work in 3 hours, how to excuse why I'm so tired.

>>730333405
I rarely see women outside of work and my circle of friends. The ones around my current job are mostly stuck up Chinese fobs with shit English but hot as fuck. There's one girl in our group (he fucked her before already, she shows no interest in me), and the two about to be married. I feel I'm beyond saving at this point, which sucks because I'm not even a fat fuck or have a tiny dick, nothing but no confidence and always scared of what others will think of me knowing my pathetic love life. I don't even have the heart to talk about the two long distance relationships I had before in the past over the Internet with anyone, that shit can go with me to the grave.

>>730332557
hot

>>730333867
sounds like you need to get put on paroxetine and hydroxyz ask your doctor about these at your next visit it can change your life for the better

>>730326886
I tried to kill myself last week.

>>730326886
my fucking birthmarks in my armpits
and my feelings

>>730334048
how did you live?

>>730333313
i took one of a little asian with cute tiny legs. she laid down belly first -on this large rubber thing people sit on at the library- and i lost my shit cause my phone battery was too low so the camera didn't work.

haunts me to this day. god her little ass was sweet.

>>730333629
shhh

>>730334048
The one time I tried to kill myself I woke up in an ambulance with a qt nurse over me who said "That was a really f-ing stupid thing to do."
I don't know if she was talking about the killing myself bit, or the bit about how I tried to do it (Hanging)

>>730333396
post more.

>>730333998
I'll consider, or maybe a therapist might help. No clue honestly, can't hurt to try. Thanks anon.

>>730334087
He's Banner. He turns into The Hulk and heals from the suicide attempt in the transformation.

>>730334087
By being a faggot by using pills

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>>730334197

>>730333565
you're retarded.
but i love cumming it little girls socks. i got ahold of some socks of my exes sister. something about thier cute little socks.oh and i wrapped her little panties around my cock and jerked off. .being careful not to get cum on them. then put them back.

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>>730334297

>>730333396
>>730334297
she looks like my kind of girl

nice one

>>730334207
welcome, dont forget to act asap your mind will stop you at every turn. and your clock is ticking anon if you procrastinate any longer you will be fucked no one is coming to save there are no heros

>>730334372
She moved out of state with her pretty boy band fag of a boyfriend. But hey, got the nudes before she left lol

>>730334501
did she give you vd?

>>730334541
I think you missed my original post.

>>730333806
Same. Long time lurker too.

>>730333867
phenibut my friend. phenibut.
it's like gaba but modified to cross the blood brain barrier and not be ruined by your stomach. it will change your life and kill your anxiety.
check Wikipedia. its the number one treatment in europe and sold legally as a dietary supplement in the us and canada. so no rx.

gl

>>730334628
different nigga but i been following your posts
did you acquire anymore gold?
she fine af

>>730334737
nothing much better than what I posted. She had some videos where she was fingering herself but I had trouble getting them to send for some reason. I regret not trying harder to this day lol

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>>730334841

I took tons of Drugs (lsd Cocaine Ketamine WEED xtc. ..)
Before i turned 20.
Think i am braindamaged now

>>730334841
perfect petite.
no fingering vids...damn. so close.

I listen to Japanese ASMR of girls licking my ears when I'm depressed to feel better.

>>730334982
sounds normal.

i like to see girls get fucked my dogs and horses
i think its fucked up to want to fuck animal my self but seeing woman do it is pretty sexy

>>730334981
They were for her boyfriend so when she got done she did a close up of her fingers. Not really my thing but I know some of you fags would kill for it.