would you fuck a midget

>>730306522
Yes.

I only fuck midgets

>>730306522
Do you have the vid?

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yes

Fucking a midget would be like cuing a pool stick.

>>730306522
would you not

>>730306522
>be me at 21
>met a midget girl a town over on myspace, because fuck you new fags
>she was in a wheel chair
>answered the door and chair and wheeled right into bedroom
>pick her up, undress her, and she tells me to put her where i want her
>maneuver her over mt dick where she proceeds to gargle and choke herself on the D
>put her on my lab and bob her up and down like 20 pound bench press
>finished up, helped her get dressed, say goodbye, never speak again
>3 years later, taking a 8/10 bitch to the movies, god damn midget is taking tickets in wheelchair
>try to look away as me and date hand her our tickets, looks me dead in the face and doesn't move a skip a beat
>down ass midget she was

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>>730306522
Yes, this one everyday.

>>730307020
>underrated

>>730308147
Hell yes...

>>730306522
fuck yeah, i love midgets. I dont know how to approach one without looking like some weirdo who is just gawking at how small they are.

Fuck yeah aint nothing wrong with dat. Than u can fold them and put them in your pocket for later

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>>730306522
Fuck yea, and now so will the rest of you.

>>730307020
Do you mean 'chalking'?

>>730307797
Dude...what state did this occur in?

dont tell me what to do.

>>730307797
Was it hotwheels in drag?

>>730308591
illinois, orland park theater

>>730306522
I got a handjob from a midget in high school. Does that count?

>>730308716
naw she had a cute face, for a midget, big ass, but the rest of her body was retarded, but at 21 I could get hard to a corpse

>>730306522
>would you fuck a midget

Only if I were on acid

>>730309025
Ahhh...ok. Nevermind. Your description sounded just like a girl that works at the theater here in my town in SC

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>>730306522
Yes, I most certainly would.
Also, did you know midgets who star in porn or become escorts get paid more than their taller counterparts for the "unique" factor.

>>730309238
im in sc too faggot, which theater? the one at broadway?

Is this thread fucked up or am I fucked up for thinking that normal sized people like fucking midgets?

>>730308446
MOAR you got links to vids?

>>730309660
midgets are hawt dude

Midget yes, dwarf no

>>730309660
they are like a rare unicorn...

never fucked a midget. Are their pussys super tight?

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>>730309714
Sorry dude she's a suicide girl so all you're gonna find is pics. Jemma Suicide if couldn't tell from the filename.

>>730309963
This

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>>730306620
this guy gets it.

>>730309209
>Gonna try this

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Oh hell yes I would

>>730307020
>best post so far

post links to vids

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>>730307020
you win

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If you wouldn't plow her then you're pretty much a faggot.

>>730310281
Rumor has it there was a sex video, but now she's married and retired.

>>730310542
>fake ass

fucking disgusting and something i hate with such fury that I'd sooner kick her in front of a passing car than fuck her.

>>730310917
>fake ass
somebody's jealous

>>730308446
Dang now i want to bang a dwarf

>>730310694
Oh really now? That I didn't know. I'd give a finger to see that vid, not from the hand I'll be using to beat my dick to it, of course.

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>>730311370

>>730306522
sure. sidenote: i feel like they would weigh more than anyone would assume.

>>730311479
That really her? Hard to tell with the lighting.

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>>730306522
>you never feel bigger than you do with a pygmy

sure if it was cute and didn't make off with my mineral collection while i was sleeping.

>>730306522
Only one, there is only one I would fuck

>>730308446
this is the one.

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>>730311900
i think so

>>730308147
call me a cuck but i am happy to know that there is a man out there who gets to fuck this chick daily

>>730312136
Well shit I got my fuckin finger ready to go.

>>730306522
Since I am a manlet myself it wouldn´t even be weird...

>>730312154
Cuck

>>730312136
Fucking hell, post that shit, nigga

i'd muck a fidget

It's on my bucket list. But I want it to be one of those fine ass midgets, not one of those disgusting little talking pears you see in rekt breads.

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>>730312106
What about pic related? I'm just discovering how hot midgets can be, I dunno how to feel about this.

>>730306522
tightest pussy
fattest asses

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>>730307020

they got a vag right ?
So why WOULDN'T I ?

>>730312136
Even has the tattoo on the waist.

>>730308446
Only this one, i've jerked off to this set so fucking much it is ridiculous.

>>730306522
left cheek yeah, right cheek nah. and the blonde maybe

>>730306522
Depends if i was drunk enough.

>>730312154
>>730307797
Thats why men are better than women. We'll fuck midgets, fat girls, girls with downs, girls in wheelchairs etc. But most girls see a guy under 5"6 non-diseased whatosever and they like "EWWW GET AWAY!!!"

>>730312136
Fuck dude, come on, post this, I have to see it, we all do !

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>>730312136
>>730312923
Fucking confirmed.

Someone post the video already

>>730306522
Definitely on my top list. I haven't had a chance yet.

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>midget ass pounding
Its not just a dream; it's a goal

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>>730313323
I don't have the video, just a few saved images.

>>730306522
yes pls :3

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>midget ass

thread is now spain/dutch thread

>>730313341
Never thought'd I'd form this sentence in my life, but somebody post that midget get fucked.

>>730313724
No, it's a hot midget thread, where have you been?

>>730313619
Fuck. I've been watching her twitter and shit for a long time, she's so hot in those photoshoots.

>>730313724
No it's not, fuck off, we want Bridget the midget and shit, nobody cares about the Dutch and the Spanish.

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>>730313726

>>730313619
Ah shit, now I'm stuck with this boner I can't satisfy with a hot midget getting railed.

Would I? I actually have. Had a pair of midget strippers come through and do a weekend of shows at a fully nude club near me. When I saw the ad I knew I had to go. I couldn't miss fully nude midgets within reach. So, load up some buddies on Friday night and hit the titter. They're show was scheduled for every two hours starting at 8 and running until 2am. So show starts and one beautiful little midget comes out followed by a dwarf with weirdly proportioned limbs and head. Buddies and I all have a great time, laugh it up. Between stage shows they take pics, sign pics, give dances etc. So get a dance from the one that was hit as fuck. I don't know that I've ever been that hard. Few hours for by and everybody is ready to go. Saturday comes and I go back alone. I'm there before 8, this time I sit back and after every show I get a dance from Jolie, the hot one. After the third dance she says "you've been here all night, is that for me?" Me:"yeah" Jolie: "well, for the same amount you can have all of me" My eye big from my head and I'm like "ok, yeah" So she says to stay till 2 and we can go to her hotel and for $150 we'll "do whatever I want" I stay till 2, drive her to her hotel, hand over the $150 and fucked her for a little over two hours. Came four times. Wish she was local cause I'd fuck her regularly if I could.

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This is her, again.

>>730310542
Moar?

>>730310542
Kim Kardashian is a troll.

>>730310542
fuck, anymore

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>>730306522
The real question is if you'd have kids with a qt midget.

>>730314175
>midget comes out followed by a dwarf

I think this distinction is what stopped me from fucking one when i had the chance, she had a big ass and small tits but those clasic broad shoulders and movie voice.

I'm not certain wich is wich

>>730314658
way hotter than either of the blondes.

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Apparently she also goes by Sizzlin Sierra. I've been trying to dig for a video but I've come up with nothing besides an interview on Motherless.

69C71AF

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>>730312820
Migets nigga

>>730314867
Fuck i want to lay her on a table with her tits hanging while she blows me and i keep spanking her ass until she starts sobbing.

>>730313240
Well that's probably not the ONLY reason they react to you that way.

>>730306522
I already have. She was inexperienced so it wasn't very good sex but it was pretty fun anyway.

>>730313240
Indeed, we are princes amongst men, providing pleasure and kindness to the masses.

>>730312808
dat file name tho...topkek

>>730310542

Who the fucks is this? Yow.

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>>730306522
>would you fuck a midget
if there were any skinny midgets, sure.
i'm not into chubbs

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>>730310542
Plz give sauce or moar

>>730309971
That's the same way I feel about passable traps, trick me 100% and you're getting the D, as a reward.

>>730313551
who is this?

>>730312808
yes!

>>730313702
titties!

>>730317033
Daysha Lane

>>730312808
hnnnng

>>730314714
A midget is a human, generally in proportion, but smaller then the determined minimum size. Sometimes they have larger asses then normal, bit are usually fairly well in scale. Dwarfs are the ones with the full size wobbly water head on a tiny ass body. Their hips are usually oversized and the walk quite odly due to their disproportionate head/body/leg ratio

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>>730318979
counts.
1, 2, 3,
Queen Slam Piggy, please sit on me!

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>>730319634

>>730320186
queen is a strong word
who is she?

>>730319634
I see, i was right then.

I would do a midget but i wouldn't do a dwarf.

>>730320384
She reminds me of Chucky's bride. Life size.

>>730320186
not quite a log of shit, but it'll do.

>>730306522
If she was hot and proportionate.

>>730308716
Hahahaha

>>730306522

On the right.

Passionately.