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I'm bored.
>Enter name:
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Jimothy.
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Your name is Jimothy.
>Choose next command:
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>>730298476
Jacks off seriously.
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Hang self
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>>730298572
>There's nothing there...
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>>730299092
Jimothy grows his own Willy.
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>>730299092
Hangs self
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>>730298616
>Your head won't fit.
>WHY WON'T GOD LET YOU FREE YOURSELF FROM THIS PAINFUL EARTHLY TETHER!
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>>730299092
Give em a strap-on.
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Jump out the window
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This game sucks the graphics aren't even good.
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>>730299467
>Here it comes...
>...oh!
>-_-
>God dammit.
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>>730299768
>What window?
>*shameless pumpkin ripoff*
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>>730300288
>Enter next command:
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>>730300288
Hire a handy man to build Jimothy a new translucent looking square to replace the one that the Nazis stole.
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Reply to this post, or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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>>730300920
Vhoose
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open the door and walk out
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>>730300740
>Hey, it arrived!
>The delivery man was kind enough to deliver your translucent square right through the window.
>Next: open the door and walk out
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>>730301189
>A voice in your head tempts you...
>But you're not sure if you should walk into the infinite void. You'd need to be really urged to.
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>>730301795
>Enter next command:
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>>730301358
Thanks, delivery handy man deliverer.
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>>730301848
dew it.
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Smoke some weed and play mouse trap
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>>730301848
Jump in void
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Hold the noose and jump into the void
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>>730301795
how the fuck is it night time outside the door, but the window clearly shows it's day. we got some special space time void traveling and shit? that's the worst m. nyte shamalamanan twist i've ever experienced! the shit kind of shit is this? there ain't even no stars out there in that space void donkey balls. and why the fuck would the delivery man drop the translucent square through the window and not at the door? what kind of horse shit is this crap?
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>>730301961
>YOLO
>You're goin' in.
>Next: smoke some weed and play mouse trap.
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>>730302156
>The MLG is strong with this one.
>Dafuq is mouse trap?
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>>730302911
>How did you light that in a liquid, anyway?
>Enter next command:
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>>730302738
>*Cough* Enter next command? *cough*
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>Anyone there?
>I'm not resorting to samefagging.
>If no one comes I might just continue tomorrow.
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Play Counter Strike for the sega genesis
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>>730303871
>The dew fucks that shit up.
>Good thing it never existed in the first place, you suppose.
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>>730304259
>Enter next command: (?)
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*ahem*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbNGpMZh7r4
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Play with your thing
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do a handstand
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>>730304259
Fart in the dew while you snack on Mentos.
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>>730304946
do a barrel roll
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Create and put on a fedora.
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Return home and find a friend
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>>730305183
Not his penis, dumbass
his man pussy
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>>730304946
>>730305293
>You really want to, but you're not so sure it's the wisest thing considering that would be right next to the electrified Sega Genesis, in a liquid.
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>>730305676
>Up next: create and put on a fedora.
>...you're pretty sure you're beginning to dissolve...
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>>730305818
Oh great... I was going to find Jimothy a date, but not when he's creating and wearing terriible head gear.
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>>730306044
guys you can contact jimothy live at 5one5 79zero 4three53
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>>730306330
>Welcome to Verizon Wireless.
>Your call cannot be completed as dialed.
What the fuck happened to Jimothy
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>>730305818
>The fedora is scavenged by the ravenous pirhanas before you can get it.
>What, you didn't see the ravenous pirhanas before?
>Your gaping mouth fills with the dew.
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>>730306571
>One of the pirhanas is gazing at you hungrily.
>The electricity is approaching.
>You're choking on Mt. Dew.
>And you're pretty damn sure your dissolving, now.
>Enter next command:
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>>730306538
phones dont work in mountain dew idiot
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>>730306771
lol just drink the dew nigga
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Rape the piranha
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>>730306975
>A pirhana zooms into your mouth as you swallow down on your salvation. That can't be good.
>The power of Mt. Dew restores your leg.
>Which pirhana should Jimothy rape?
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>>730306771
Just take a deep breath and let it go, Jimothy. Embrace the dew. Become the dew.
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>>730307676
the small one
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>>730307676
>>730307730
>Fuck raping the pirhana (see what i did there hah-shit)
>Up next: Just take a deep breath and let it go, Jimothy. Embrace the dew. Become the dew.
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>>730308230
>You become one with the dew.
>You are now Dew-man.
>Of course Mt. Dew is piss yellow. Oops.
>That electricity is also a lot more threatening now.
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>>730309041
>This is really starting to jump the shark-or should I say "pirhana??????" Any body???...;(
>Anyway, the pirhana you swallowed dies of dew-poisoning. That shit's fucking fatal.
>Enter next command:
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>>730309229
Swim up, bitch.
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>>730309516
>You don't need to swim anymore-
>You've got DEW-POWERS, bitch.
>It appears a challenger is approaching.
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>>730310159
>Enter next command:
(btw I'm going to bed soon, but I'll probably continue this in a day or two in a new thread)
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>*Another shameless bump?*
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>>730310159
>teach shia the way of the dew
>fuse like in the dargon balls
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