ITT: We judge people based on their name. I'll start: Charles.

>>730286004
>Charles
you're a white supremacist

Will

>>730286004
I've have never met a Mike that I haven't wanted to fight.

>>730286142
>will
Same goes for you, my fellow white superior nigger.

>>730286142
>Will
your mom was a weeb but with Britain
Jory

>>730286004
Daniel, a very common one. Judge me m8s

Marissa

>>730286406
Why?

cletus

>>730286461
you are a homosexual, but a homosexual with excellent fashion sense and a low stress, high paying job

>>730286786
dad?

>>730286694
>Marissa

you are a dumb slut who needs to show her tits or get the fuck out

Jordan

(No I'm not black.)

Jonathan

>>730286783
because Will sounds british as fuck

Connor

>>730286694
you have a very feminine dick

>>730286799
I'm bot into dicks but besides that you're kinda correct

>>730286786
Fuck you and your organon

Jake

Cuthbert

Malisa

>>730286903
Russian slut. Btw, you know the rules.

>>730286786
you're a smart young man, living a well balanced life. You eat healthy, have a nice family and a loving wife.

Matthew

>>730287023
hey that's my name, get your own faggot

Dan

>>730287033
You were an accident
>>730287045
Your mom drank

Maurits

Benjamin

>>730286909
>jordan
>not black
Trailer park white scum

Caleb

Albert

>>730287176
Most likely a fag

Jakob

>>730287088
Dan? Danny? Daniel?

>>730287088
you get called Dan the Man frequently

>>730287136
you're black

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>>730287079
Greetings fellow mastername member. The Jakes demand to see tits.

>>730287206
Nerd

>>730286909
In shape, good at sports, Smaller than average though, probably black.

Colin

>>730287266
you like anal

>>730287176
I met some guy named Caleb some years ago. Muslim scum

Tyrone

>>730287282
you're the rich, athletic blonde asshole in an 80s movie

>>730287282
>colin
White rich faggot

>>730287409
Well I lose again

Hi I'm Colt

>>730287354
the whitest guy in town

>>730287023
You work at state farm

>>730286940
Bingo

>>730287457
God dammit

>>730287456
Redneck

>>730287282
Manlet white rich gay kid

Brandi

Tyler

>>730287290
White as can be

>>730287286
Maybe 5 times ever

>>730287550
Bar whore

Laquanda

>>730287524
Fuck

>>730286004
Pedophile

Cody

Cristiano
Yeah, that's my real name.

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>>730287574
>White as can be
i wish

my sons first and middle name is Everett Lloyd

any thoughts? also my first and middle is James Kirk. my parent were/are trekkies

>>730287657

You live in the deep south and hunt deer

Michael

>>730287629
>Fuck

you get made fun of a lot, also your parents are assholes for naming you fuck

Judge me
>Omar

Richard

>>730287657
Funny. I'm actually into grannys. +81 or so

Juanita Shondique Johnson

>>730287740
you frequently drink

>>730287674
you are an illegal immigrant

>>730287674
proud italian family

>>730287789
Light skinned black guy

>>730287789
Muslim scum. If not, latino/hispanic. Latinos use to name their kids like terrorists.

>>730287846
Right. Spic.

Chad

>>730287792
you used to spy on your parents having sex

>>730286909
Pothead surfer blonde Chad

>>730286911
Homossexual soccer player

>>730287033
Trap

>>730287088
Faggot

>>730287171
Reggie-pothead nigger

>>730287266
Pothead

>>730287550
Nazi

>>730287835
;)

>>730287956
you got Bush elected in 2000

>>730286911
Child rapist then goes to church on Sunday

Stephanie

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>>730286004
>this long and no edit version

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Was in Costco once and hearing the usual announcements to employees and this one popped up that I'll never forget ...

"Shi-tonya pick up line 2 ... Shi-tonya line 2"

I've always imagined her last name was "Shuz"

pic unrelated

>>730287956
you eat pizza while having sex with 10s while i bust my ass in the gym and get friendzoned

>>730287617
Your children do not share the same father.

Conner

>>730287930
Bingo.

>>730288070
is she wearing giant condoms on her legs?

Owen

>>730287722
>Everett Lloyd

Faggot

>James Kirk

Autist

>>730287789
Nigger

>>730286004
If you're under 30, your parents gave u an old people name

>>730287813
nah

>>730288196
you played a female night elf in world of warcraft at some point in your life

Kyle

>>730288207
ow the edge

>>730287956
Everyone hates fucking Chad, always.

Timothy

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>>730286004
Obviously your pic confirms that drunk Irish will fuck anything.

Charles is the name of a potentially talented person who is dickhead or (if he calls himself 'Chuck') a full blown douche. I know numerous ppl name Charles and this has been 100% of the case 100% of the times.

Fred

My nickname my wife gave me is cuck

>>730288159
Spic? Muslim?

>>730288196
big clumsy dude, best friends with chad

Siem

>>730288305
Gotta be a Jew, mang.

Rick.

max

>>730287965
Nope. Im 33. My dad has been dead for 31 years.

>>730288325
Gun nut

Thomas Jones

>>730288196
Brit?

>>730288387
>Siem

whatever ethnicity you're from eats a lot of rice

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Fine I'll try this again...
Conner

Chaseligibility

Hate my name

>>730288387
You are typing this while fisting your goat

>>730288401
You have anger issues

>>730287809
You might have dark skin...

>>730288404
short spiky hair with too much gell, played minecraft a little too much

>>730288401
FUCK TIME TO RETURN TO /pol AND SHITPOST OI VEY

>>730288439
I love the engineering behind them. Guns themselves not as much

>>730288330
>fred
Brit?

>>730288478
lol, wrong continent

>>730288581
kekkkk never hahaha

Ethan

Christopher

>>730288401
Your middle name is james.

Patrick

>>730288643
you like fidget spinners

>>730288643
married to a jew, started getting grey haor in his 30s, wears beanies

>>730288510
cause my Son's a whiney little bitch and I had to kill my best friend. Goddamnit, Shane.

>>730286004
My name is Laurel.

Kelvin

Douglas

Cody

>>730288721
you own a flower shop

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>>730288684
Your best friend is a sponge

>>730286004
Hey! I'm Charles too! high five!

>>730287792
is your last name head?

>>730288401
>Rick.
You have issues with substances; primarily meth and/or coke and/or speed.

You're slender by design, or were if you are older now.

Ppl generally like you and you interact well with others.

>>730288676
My best friends was Cristopher. He passed away one year ago in a car crash :( i miss u chris </3

>>730288757
awkward as fuck. borderline or full blown social anxiety

>>730288680
Pardon me, it's 'Rick James, bitch.'.

>>730288830
it's Payne

>>730288830
No.

>>730288598
nope. u.s.

Jimmy

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>>730288684
>Patrick
You sound like the type of fag who ate glue and tried to show me his pog collection in highschool

Conner

>>730288374
Spic

>>730286004
Unusual but Reason

>>730288814
douche

>>730288868
Richard /b/ro here. My middle name is legit james.

Jaime, pronounced "High-meh"

>>730288843
it was a suicide

>>730288814
Very unsual in this days, huh? High five u back

>>730286930
Potatoe eating albino nigger
Football lad
Single mother cause like father like son can't make up mind about anything.
also heroin

>>730288841
You sound like a horoscope ! the stars are looking good tonight.

>>730288864
You know me so well :)

>>730288951
Peter Pan syndrome, or just incredibly childish

>>730288696
you're not wrong

>>730288709
I'm 19

>>730288992
Go back to Mexico

>>730288955
weird guy at the back of the class with a hoodie from any video game on.

>>730287456
Your a horse

Matthew

>>730289125
Catholic family

>>730289051
>just incredibly childish
true

>>730288999
He wasn't driving tho

Robert

kellen

Lance Paparone

>>730289220
Ned Flanders' brother

>>730289125
square head

Nick

Daniel but pronounced in spic. Something like the-knee-elle

>>730289082
Suck it fag, i'm a citizen on welfare, with 5 kids, and my wife is pregnant, and on disability, my kid just had $20k dental work done at your expense. Also my kids get free lunch.

>>730289202
Yep
>>730289312
Yep, and a cleft chin and high cheeks.

>>730287354
Some Irish dude very proud of his country.

>>730289361
Elle is in french you dumb faggot

Rajeesh
Yeah, make fun of the indian, guys.

>>730289651
You're handsome and cool and everybody knows it but you.

Paul

>>730288330
Like Lolis

>>730288404
Basement-living communist

>>730288448
Neo-Nazi

>>730288676
Shy 10/10

>>730288757
Edgy boi

>>730288955
Emo faggot

Heroin addict

>>730289220
Lawyer with hidden desires of masochism

>>730289244
High-school bitch

>>730289716
Well, better than expected.

Andrew

>>730289732
You drink a lot

Arthur

Danko

>>730289925
You don't exist

Andrea. I'm a male btw. Andrea is a boy name in some countrys

>>730288843
My condolences anon.

>>730289957
b-but...

>>730286004
It's kinda cool to see threads like this. At least, /b/tards talks to each other. Not like thesr fucking boi pussi threads

Cooper

>>730289732
You grew up in a mostly Italian/Irish suburb on the east coast of the US. Niggers where scared to go to your town. If the cops stopped you for pettiy shit they dropped you off at your house cause they knew your dad would kick your ass. You got hooked up with a job after college.

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>>730286004

>>730289976
You're a trap

jasper

>>730289925
you create all the dank memes from your basement in north-east russia

>>730286004
Erik

>>730290142
the Super Duper Pooper Scooper Trooper

>>730289992
Thanks, bro. Have a nice night!

>>730290168
Also, I'm Larry, not a jew.

>>730289012
Not even close to me. I do like fries a lot and i am white so you kinda right

>>730290194
You're a ghost who pulls pranks on kids

>>730286004
Kevin

>>730289976
you have at least one Luigi in your familie.

>>730289976
>Andrea is a boy name in some countrys

yeah, gay countries

>>730290142
upbeat

Glenford.

>>730286004
Tyrone

>>730286004
Richard

>>730290194
>jasper
Literally the most autistic name out there

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>>730289818
>Like Lolis

Not exactly, but you're in the right ballpark.

>>730290350
B-b-but we invented pizza :(

>>730290375
Philopher and a smart guy

>>730286004
niko

>>730290247
Still a jew

>>730290497
Let's go bowling

>>730290497
Niko-niko-nee?

>>730290497
You have a cousin that loves bowling

>>730290534
That hurts Anon I fucking hate Jews

Tyrone

>>730290610
Dont hate your parents

>>730290639
Sheeeeeiiiiiit

Arthur

>>730290639
you cried watching Moonlight

>>730290639
You love kittens and puppies.

Jennifer

>>730290639
Le original may may

>>730290639
Nigger

Richard

>>730289909
Schizoid with sociopathic tendencies

>>730290226
You have paralyzed face

>>730290497
Slav hitman

>>730290749
Cool trap name. And what's your non-gay name?

>>730286004
Jerome Joseph

>>730290548
kek what?

>>730290639
You were named after the Irish county your family is from.

Tody

>>730290376
half of the netherlands is named jasper so you're maybe right

Where are all my fellow slavs? Vlad here.

Seks
I'm not even joking

>>730286004
Dongus

>>730286004
Mine is Ethan.

Adrian

anastasia

>>730291068
you were raised by a single mother that smoked weed.

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>>730286004
Luka

pic not related

Constantine

>>730290890
you're from christian familie who are black and/or from france

Piero

>>730290610
We all hate them. But you have a second name?

>>730291205
Go back to 1812

Kai

Kevin

>>730291192
Not that guy but i met an Adrian before and yes. It was like u said

>>730286004
Andy

>>730291269
Xavier is my middle name

>>730289082
trump? is that you?

Kevin sandoval

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>>730286004

>>730291205
on a scale of 0 to 0, how many expressions do you naturally have? i have a pretty good guess.

>>730291379
you've got a friend in me.

>>730291322
>kai
What even? What shithole do you habitate?
>>730291342
Stoner

>>730291010
Autistic

>>730291400
Borderline emo-mexican

>>730291028
are you rubbing your hands on a regular basis ?

>>730291400
Centroamericano
cr?

>>730291322
Pretty common in my country lol

>>730291475

I am a normal person

Jamie

Geoff Moore

>>730291322
you are a martial artist and a member of a secret organization

>>730291010
Autistic

>>730291379
Sissy

>>730291400
Borderline emo-mexican

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Let's see if it's the same verdicts as the last one of these.

Andreas

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>>730291248
I'm the only christian in my family,
am light brown, and far away from france. nice try tho

>>730291205
You like classical music.
José

>>730291456
jesus has a weird ass name

>>730291585
Do i know you somewhere

>>730291593
Could it be anywhere between USA and south pole including that shithole called Spain

Jory. Black faggot
Bernie

>>730291661
Spic of course. From C.A

Taylor.

>>730291616
Trap

Vinnie

>>730291538
Canada.

>>730291728
total fucking dickhead.

>>730291616
Trap

>>730291632
Psycho niggeer

Vinnie

>>730291661
Not my favourite but yes .

Dakota

>>730291728
You eat at your Grandmas house every Sunday

Dafne

>>730291178
you're a princess

>>730291716
Actually, spic form South America with pure spanish genes tho. Your name?

Another Charles reporting in.

>>730287064
A pretty cool guy; would suck dick.
t. Matthew

>>730291728
New jersey inhabitant

>>730291726
Blonde and short

Brett

>>730291726
White fag who thinks he knows but actually doesn't
Boris

>>730291773
Nah man white as shit. Pretty psycho though.
Vinnie...wop, tall and thin but with a good figure, chicks like you because you have a fucking chiseled Italian face. Fuck you for being good looking vinnie. Fuck you.

>>730291805
faggot name that belongs on a girl/trap.

you're a waste of space.

>>730291728
>vinnie
Literally the gayest name out there
God damn it, Vinnie. Stop sucking so many dicks.

>>730291880
It´s tiny but thanks.

>>730287353
Dude caleb is a biblical name, was he convert or something?

>>730291941
am female.

>>730291941
Adict to computers, and play vidya all the time.

>>730291867
Just kidding. I'm a spic too! Sebastian..

Dafne.

>>730291941
I bet you can do a mean squat.

>>730291869
I'm Charles too. We are 4 now

>>730286004
My name is Benjamín, judge me please.

>>730292007
Yup, Caleb is a Jew/Christian name

>>730292074
Your family calls you "seba" and you like beer a lot.

>>730291935
Big and tall white guy. Probably has red, thinning hair. Always looks sweaty.

Charter.
Never seen that one before eh? Try me.

>>730292159
Broken condom

>>730292233
Im the last of 5 sons, so that is a chance.

>>730292159
You are a bit weird
You need to work out

>>730292159
you are slowly growing younger

>>730292208
They call me Sebas.. but yes, i do like beet. I'm drunk as fuck right now lol

>>730292159
Probably a good trap

>>730292378
Sebas.... you work at pelican Larrys?

>>730291256
you like dogs and hate cats. You once fucked a black girl and felt gilty afterwards.

>>730292320
Yeah prob.
>>730292350
Maybe? hahaha

>>730292074
your friends call you "Sebas" and you have a Monterrey/girly accent. You like EDM and unbutton your shirt when you go out to parties. You hate banda/corridos, and probably come from a family with money.

>>730292159
You have jewy hair and can't play sports, but your self-deprecating wit keeps you from getting your ass kicked daily.

>>730292442
Nope. We're in different countrys my man. Greetings!

Christian.
>Not religious

Mateo. A strong name. A masculine name. It's like Matthew but less gay.

>>730292583
Do you like Astronomy Sebas?

>>730292014
TITS OR GTFO

>>730292563
DUDE, YOU ARE SO FUCKING RIGHT. HAHAHAHHAHA

>>730292537
He's a Colombian faggot who just had a a kid. Works in a bar and thinks he's hot shit.

>>730292099
Hispanic, because your parents didn't know how to spell "Daphne". Also your are probably overweight, sorry :/. Also tits or gtfo.

>>730292697
Not really into that. But is kinda cool.