ITT: We finally destroy the stick. Today's the day boys.

>>730273851
2 sticks. Stick wins.

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>>730272915
Why destroy the stick if we can use it?

>>730274250
/thread

>>730274584
Stick powder. Stick wins.

>>730274584
Now you got burning stick twice as dangerous. Stick win everytime.

>>730274526
The power of the stick is too great to wield. It is near indestructible

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>>730274584
We did it

>>730274657
Stick powder=\=stick

>>730274783
Its still a stick, just powder form. It can blind you now! Stick wins.

throw it into a black hole

>>730274982
>its not a shit its still your dinner, just shitty form!
>dinner wins

>>730274982
Try to return it to stick for then
It's ceased to be a stick, admit your defeat again you puny marine

>>730275290
Exactly. Its still your dinner but mixed with stomach bile and removed of nutrients.

>>730275457
Your Terri me grammar makes you look dumb no matter what you say. You can't turn back all transformations retard. If you rust a wrench it's still a wrench, just covered in rust. >"Oh but turn it back to factory New condition" Also I'm not a marine animal, I live on land.

>>730275783
Terrible* Fuck

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>>730274783
>>730275457
Now it'll spread through the air, nest inside your lungs and grow.

>>730276081
THIS MAN GETS IT. STICK. FUCKING. WINS. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

>>730275783
For was meant to be form
Of course you can't return it to its otriginal form, so it's not a stick anymore
Also i was refering to the usa military, refering to the meme this came from, also on mobile at 1 am and spanish so stfu

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>>730276081

And if we apply negative energy to every quantum particle, making it's energy equal to zero? In this way it leaves only void behind

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>>730276696
It's too late. You already inhaled it when burning the stick. Your fate is sealed. Stick win everytime.

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Stick v black hole?

>>730276696
Then you change your air filter and throw the old one away, spreading stick powder and mixing it with other stick powder, and forming a cloud of sticks. Stick wins.

>>730276844
Then you have a longer stick. Stick wins again

>>730276589
Ok you Kek Lord. Go back to eating your taco and put down the BlackBerry flip phone.

Don't injure stick but instead lock it in solitary confinement.

>>730276844
Stick elongated and exploded,shooting stick all over the multiverse, stick creates big bang, and stick becomes life. Stick wins.

>>730274664
wet stick not burn.

Need wood chipper. Little pieces of stick pose no threat.

>>730277037
Stick grows angrier as time goes on and takes revenge upon release/escape. Stick wins

>>730277163
Not even a big stick poses a threat. The stick needs to be completely gone. Plus, tiny stick bita fly everywhere and give you splinters. Stick wins.

>>730277037
Stick works out and breaks out, braking your neck. Stick wins. Plus the whole point is to destroy the stick

Take stick in. Provide it shelter, food and water, and entertainment. Stick is psychologically manipulated and bound to me, will not hurt me.

Throw stick in volcano

>>730277382
That's not the point. The point is to destroy stick because it's near indestructibleand too powerful.

>>730277382
Stick has no concept of psychology, stick wins

>>730277407
Molten stick. Volcano erupts, shooting molten stick everywhere and destroying things. Stick wins. Also scientifically all the magma is underground and isn't just sitting in a big bowl waiting to erupt. If it did that it would all just harden.

>>730276457
Tie weight to stick.
Drop stick In body of water
Stick now lost
Stick menace is no more

Eat stick. Take fibrous shit. Flush stick away.

Stick gets quints, no quits.

>>730277764
Fuck!

>>730277693
string rots, stick float into ship propeller, the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.

Stick win

>>730277693
Stick dissolves into water. Every flood, every drowned kid, every tsunami....contains stick. Stick wins.

>>730277851
Revised plan-
Use fishing line,

>>730276978
Said spanish, not mexican
Also, i'm actually basque so double stfu

>>730274742
Now it's a Jewish stick.
Congratulations, you've just inspired stick to rule the world.

>>730277718
Stick pollutes ocean and becomeseaten by fish and eaten by shark and shark, now fueled by fish with stick in it, uses stick energy to eat a person at shore. Stick wins.

>>730278043
Still fits and gets smaller and thinner, slipping out and getting stuck in a boat propeller.

>>730278043
Diver get tangled. Stick win.

>>730278074
Nigga gross, Fuck outta here

>>730272915
that's NOT a stick

it's a BRANCH

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tie some weights to the stick

Sink it in the mariana trench

Set Stick_False intead of Stick_True then the stick is finally beaten.

Universe finally collapses billions/shitloads of years into the future. Stick ded

>>730276844
Stick becomes part of black hole.
Now is powerful stick hole
Win every time.

BETTER IDEA

SEND STICK TO SPACE

>>730272915
1 billion years vs The stick

will its atoms still hold up?

>>730278668
Stick hits huge asteroid, knocking it ever so slightly off course, causing it to collide with the Earth, triggering a global mass extinction event.
Stick win every time.

>>730272915
burn it until it turns fully into ashes

>>730278415
See
>>730278030

>>730275457
Powdered stick provide nutrients in soil for tree to grow more sticks. Stick wins.

>>730278415
The stick lands in an interdimensional portal in the marujuana trench
Aliens weaponise it and attack our universe
It's like Pacific Rim but the monsters have indestructible stick weapons
Stick wins

>>730278426
Stick explodes in collapse and creates a second big bang. Stick is life. Stick wins.

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Holding true to the idea of solipsism, the only thing that truly exists is myself. Everything outside of my own mind is unreal, and only a projection my own mind's creation.

Therefore, the stick isn't real.

>>730278668
Space stick. Stick wins.

>>730278957
Ashes fertilize other trees, causing them to grow more sticks.
Stick wins

>>730278957
Stick is in air and pollutes earth and gets inhaled by you. Stick wins.

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>>730278354

>>730279057
Stick pokes you, disproving your solipsism.
Stick wins.

>>730279057
The only thing that exists is stick. You are part of stick dream. Stick wins.

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>>730279220
The feeling is only my mind tricking me into believing the stick exists, when in reality, again, it is only an illusion. My power surpasses the stick's.

>>730279057
As you walk around pondering this, real stick falls from real tree, gives you real concussion.

Stick wins everytime.

>>730279106
seeds grow trees, not ashes.
>>730279169
my body will cleanse the ashes as it does everything

Stick lost
/thread

>>730279361
Presently alive trees absorb nutrients, growing news sticks.
Stick win every time.

>>730279361
Body's power to cleanse itself is finite. Stick powder overwhems that capability, killing you.
Stick wins.

>>730279361
Stick pollutes earth and harms ozone layer, creating an ever so slightly quicker fiery death. Stick wins. Also fertilizing ≠ growing from.

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Go back in time to prevent the tree with the stick on from growing.
Stick never existed.

>>730279780
are we talking about a stick? or burning the entire wood supply?
>>730279701
no it doesnt.

>>730279335
See
>>730272915

>>730278812
Stick evolves into higher being, stick wins

>>730279923
I did say ever so slightly my good sir. And the stick wins again

>>730279817
Preventing stick from growing also prevents your ancestor from surviving, causing you to never have existed in the first place to even try to destroy stick.
Stick wins.

>>730279817
Stick never existed. No reason to build time machine. Stick comes back. You are trapped in an infinite loop. Stick wins. Also sauce?

>>730279923
>nuh uh
Admit it, you have been beaten by Stick.
Stick wins every time.

>>730280334
>>730280105
op is a stubborn faggot
/thread

a cigarette is capable of doing more harm

Lava.
/thread

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>>730280115
Tree with stick is tops 600 years old. So back in 1383 Germany you didn't need sticks to survive therefore ,Stick isn't mandatory for my lineage.

>>730280186
Denise Milani

>>730280788
Molten stick erupts killing people. /readthethreadwealreadydidthisone

>>730280878
Thank you Jesus

I never see nor encounter any stick in any shape or form in my life. Stick can't win if it has nothing to go against.

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>>730280186
If stick never comes into extistence ,being stuck in an infinte time loop is a price i am willing to pay.
I'm stuck
Stick never gets to be.
No one wins.

>>730281155
But stick exists most of the time, there's only a small period of time where stick is gone, and you spend years making time machine. Stick wins.

>>730281089
Stick exists forever. Stick wins.

Each person that doesn't agree with the clear victory after burning the stick to ashes is just dumb.
>hurr ashes will still remain durr
but ash is not a freaking stick
stick is lost
stick is defeated
If you think like this, you can also say that EVERYTHING can't be defeated.
>you kill a person
his body remains
>you break a glass bottle
glass remains

>>730281609
>>730276081

>>730280798
>didn't need sticks to survive
>in Middle Ages Northern Europe
yiur ancestor freezes to death in midwinter, meaning you were never born.
Stick wins.

>>730281609
The stick is the same, just different form. Water = ice. Ice = water.

>>730272915
Marry the stick and in years to come it will become fat and eventually unhappy and obsolete

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>>730281464
It would be a schrodingers stick.

Guys guys guys- what if one of us snorts the stick ash, a noble noble sacrifice

>>730282188
The stick gets coughed out and shot at others.

>>730276844
Stick goes back in time and beats your grandmother over the head. Stick wins.

>>730282188
Stick dust penetrates the brain directly and therefore posseses your immortal soul becoming stick antichrist and controls your body to create stick army and places the world into a 1000 years of stickness.
Stick wins everytime!

>>730281609
Cant kill it if its not alive biatch

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>>730281767
In the 14th Century, ermany already had citys along with banks and universities.
(Heidelberg, the site of one of Europe’s oldest universities, andMainz, historically one of Europe’s most important publishing centres.)
Pretty sure back in 1383 Cologne we didn't need sticks to stay alive.

>Go back in time
>Stop stick from existing
>Stick is gone
>???
>profit

>>730282188
you become the stick. Stick wins.

>>730279817
>>730280798
>>730281155
>>730282167
>>730283322
ughh I swear this bitch is perfect for keeping a thread alive

>>730283402
There was no battle.
Stick never lost.

Because stick win everytime

>>730276081
That's fucking ash mostly unburned carbon that shit is closer to being a diamond than stick

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These fuckers are he natural enemy of he stick along with about 100 kinds of insects the stick will lose.also we need to change it the stick to human with stick a stick just laying on the ground can't do shit to even he lowly never they enslaved the stick kind in the building of there homes

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>>730272915
Make peace with the stick. Everyone wins.

>>730272915
Strap stick to rocket and fire at alpha centauri.

Sticks fucked cunts

>>730280798
Thats one tree. Too many trees everywhere. Stick is an overwhelming force that can never be destroyed.

send it to another universe

>>730276844
Stick is propelled ahead in time and beats your children. Stick wins.

What if we eat the stick? absorb it's power.

>>730272915
Put stick on welfare and food stamps. Stick will be useless

>>730272915
Bundle it with many other sticks, and it will be OP

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Reality warping powers. Remove stick from existence

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>>730275783
Indubitably. Their language is rather depressing.

>>730287094
put a bunch of sticks together and they will make a thread on /b/

>>730285915
Stick is on fire now and burns you to death
Stick wins.

>>730286265
Stick lodges in throat, killing you
Stick wins.

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>>730280186

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>>730287191
this picture makes me hungry.

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>>730274742
Ah i was in a thread not long back and posted that in hot jewish girls thread. That is not the stick.

>>730274526
Speaking such nonsense, be gone!

>>730288423
well you obviously wouldn't swallow it whole ya dingus. you would blend to mush or burn it to ash then mix the ashes into bread or soup.

>>730274742
Instead of dealing with 1 "maybe 2 sticks", now we have 1 million micro-sticks on our hands. Stick still wins.

shove stick up gay guys ass

stick is being taken advantage of

/thread

Beat stick with enemy stick.

>>730288896
Gay guy tears his rectum. Gay guy gets an infection. Infection kills gay guy. Stick wins.

>>730289284
Sticks become allies.
Now there's two of them
Sticks win everytime

>>730289874
Unless they don't become allies and the enemy remains on my side.

>>730284560
wrong. stick win every time.

>>730289863
implying that the guy wasn't already suicidal for being an oppressed fag

>>730276081
Wow. Just wow.

>>730289940
Enemy stick convinces your stick that it has no reason to side with a puny human, and considering its superior stick genes, it will side with one of its own

forgive my timing.
can we not destroy the stick mentally?
perhaps we burn the stick.
it still exists as ash, right?
put ash into water.
send ashwater to space.
it shall drift for eternity. going mad from loneliness and the repetitive pattern of stars.
if it lands on another planet, so be it. it is no longer our problem.
stick no longer wins.

>>730275257
Stick uses wormhole inside black hole to travel back in time and fuck your grandmother. Now stick is grandfather. Stick wins.

>>730290205
Nope. Stick remains my friend. Human + stick vs stick: I win, friend stick win.

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how about we make stick our friend? now both of us win!

>>730289960
i automatically read this in a heavy russian accent

>>730279057
Stick wakes up from dream, ending your existence. Stick wins.

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>>730290486
I read it in an engrish accent.

>>730280539
Stick has russled your jimmys. Stick wins.

>>730284560
Diamond is the hardest metal.
Stick became almost the hardest metal.
Stick wins

>>730275783
t e r r I m e

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door beats stick

>>730282131
Stick bitches at you every day and spends your money. You work 3 jobs until you have heart attack and die from exhaustion and stick bitch stress. Stick moves to retire community in Florida and has much younger bf. Stick wins.

>>730285325
Stick doesn't believe in pacifist ethic. Stick betrays foolish peace treaty when you least expect it. Stick wins

>>730290911
diamond is a mineral*
stick still wins tho.

>>730291297
>Stick doesn't believe in pacifist ethic.
Or so you say...

>>730290911
Dissolve diamond in Iron. Iron wins.

>>730290223
Mentally ascended ashwater lands among new organisms on distant planet. The ashwater introduces alien substance to a perpetually unshifting planet. Procreates with alien materials to emerge a stick alien hybrid evolution for next several eons. Stick hybrid alien bacteria is resposible for the creation of the all knowing race that eventually establishes itself as the alpha species throughout the universe- one that is above earthly creatures. Stick win every time.

>>730291657
Earth life is billions of years ahead in the evolution. Earthlings win.

Do nothing to stick. Be cryogenically frozen until stick dies naturally.

>>730291073
More like stick beats dog.

What if retard eats stick then retard become all powerful

>>730291545
You already shill for stick. Stick wins

>>730291816
Time is meaningless for stick. It doesn't need to evolve since it already is the perfect life form.

What if we ignore it?

>>730291970
Regard strength immeasurable

>>730291816
Earthlings destroy self. Stick cannot be destroyed. Stick win every time.

>>730292084
Whatever the stick does to me, I'll still be around.

Cut me in half? Well, now there's two of me.

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>>730292224
>Whatever the stick does to me, I'll still be around.
Stick exists outside of time and space as we know it. It could wipe us off the face of the earth in the blink of an eye. Lucky for us, it is utterly indifferent to human existence, so we better not disturb it.