Ask a guy sitting in a parking lot anything.

Are you sitting in a parking lot?

>>730269443
What are you waiting for ?

>>730269443
are there any vagrants you can harass?

>>730269443
Are you waiting for heroin or a tranny hooker?

>>730269443
Day or night

Did you get any food so you can attract birds and fill up the whole parking lot with birds?

what car you got?

Are you male?

>>730269443
Don't know how to rotate pics, eh?

Are you there in a car or just there?

>>730269547
My friends in a store

>>730269554
Not anymore, homeless guy rode by on a bike though.

>>730269443
How much do you get paid per hour for watching peoples cars

>>730269443
are there any ants nearby? if so, what do their priorities seem to be?

what color are they?

do you have any carpenter's chalk with you? if you do, put some on an ant, release it back into its nest, and time how long it takes to return to the surface

repeat this at least 3 times

average out the time it takes

multiply this average by the number of ants wandering around the nest

roughly how many workers are currently scouting the outside?

>>730269443
What did you eat this morning?

>>730269595
Nope

>>730269601
Toyota Camry, unfortunately.

>>730269750
It just posts them like that for some reason.

>>730269443
What do you drive?

>>730269443
What's the most important thing in the world?

>>730269443
Any ideas on a good alternative fuel source?

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>>730270058
Idk

>>730270147
No, but I think we should start desalinization of oceans to counter act rising sea levels and the water shortage.

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>>730269443
What are your thoughts on the epidemic of nonconsensual pornography?

are you having fun?

jerk off in the car before they get back

Why didn't you go in with your friends?

How many red cars can you see?

>>730269443
What's your fucking problem?

got any snacks in there? you hungry?

>>730269443
Op is kill?
Or just a faggot?

>>730269775
we all know its your mom.

Are you some sort of gypo?

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>>730270379
Depends on if its creep shots or nudes being widely distributed. Either way I don't really care but I wish all the 14 year olds wouldn't make a bunch of fucking threads about it.

>>730270420
No.

>>730270859
but what about the ants op

it looks like a dry parking lot, are there ants?

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>>730270289
You actually believe that removing salt from ocean water will stop rising sea levels?
Did you just have a stroke?

>>730270785
Op is a faggot. Clearly.

>>730269443
how many cocks have you sucked?

Did kids steal the wheels off your car m8?

The shape out economy is in, how easy would it be for a 31 year old to start a retirement plan that offers a positive deversified dividend in at least a 21 year span? And if it is easy what % of weekly compensation should go into roth investments?

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>>730270859
op i swear im hyperventilating tell me about the ants

Jesus Christ, Op, answer the goddamn questions. Ant-boy's been waiting 5 minutes already.

>>730271657
would you shove a whole colony of ants up your ass for intimate enjoyment

>>730271871
the most common ant species where i live is the pavement ant, tetramorium caespitum

these ants maintain an average range of 43 square meters per colony, colonies average 400 thousand individuals

estimates of colony size are roughly 5.6 cubic meters

so yes

>>730272330
dubs and you'll do it

Trips and Aran does it live

>>730272525
dubs an op answers my goddamn ant questions fuck

>>730269884
>>730270989
>>730271657
>>730272330

op i swear to god ive been waiting all day for a thread like this, dont take this away from me, dont do me like that dog

>>730273052
>>730270859
im with this guy, what about the ants op?

ants ants ants ants ants

op's busy playing with ants

>>730274191
he fucking better be

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>>730269443
You are not the only one bud

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>>730271026
I meant start using the sea water and drinking water.

>>730273052
There might be some ants over there, different parking lot now.

>>730274348
Ayy

DID YOU JERK OFF IN THE CAR YET

>>730274929
Why are you at so many different parking lots, what are you up to

>>730269443
how long have ya been driving for UBER?

>>730275195
Waiting for friends in stores I don't want to go into.

>>730275247
8 years.

>>730275656
Are they really your friends though?

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>>730275656
Should I see what that green thing is?

>>730275794
put it in your mouth

>>730275656
I drove for a year and a half... no stranger to the parking lot shuffle

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>>730275782
Ye, I'm just stuck driving and they want to go to gay stores.

>>730269443
do you know you are being cooked by your phones rf emissions echoing inside the hard outer shell of the vehicle??

>>730276052
i hope i'm delicious

>>730275794
its a weedwacker cord that broke off when the mexican hit a piece of concrete now go find the goddamn ants

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>>730274929
How much do you imagine each person in the world would have to drink in order for the sea level to drop four inches, anon? A cubic mile of water equals over a trillion gallons.
Have you really thought this out?

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>>730276779
op, you're upsetting ant guy ):

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>>730276360
No ants, but there are some birds now.

>>730276456
Not necessarily just for drinking, doing things like bathing, watering shit, irrigation, etc. Even if it doesn't make a considerable dent in the ocean then it's still a reason to not bitch about water scarcity.

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>>730274929
Also, if you desalinated ocean water and people used it to drink and do laundry and wash their cars... where do you think it goes afterwards?
Back to the ocean, silly head. All water eventually goes back to the ocean. Or do you intend to damn up all the rivers and streams, too?
Ah, duhhhhhhhhhhhh!

>>730277365
Not all water used goes back to the ocean. Depending on what's it's used for, it can be absorbed by the ground, consumed, reused for industrial purposes, etc.

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>>730277777
nice get

>>730269443
have you jerked off in ther parking lot yet?
not in the car obviously

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>>730277777
And maybe we can stop the process of evaporation while we're at it, too. Prevent the clouds from raining all that water back into the sea.
So, you're like the retarded one in the bunch, right? The others make you drive them around, but they really don't want you to come inside? Will they at least bring you back a Cinnabon or one of those mall pretzels?

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>>730277777
Fucking Christ, you're making my head hurt now. Reread what you wrote. Not all water goes back to the ocean, some of it is consumed?!
Think, anon: what happens to the water after you consume it?
Give yourself some time. You'll figure it out. I believe in you.

>>730278361
>implying water consumed by humans and plants is evaporated, and no matter what water is used for it returns to the ocean

>>730279171
Tons of water is used in irrigation, and used to water yards and plants everywhere. It might not make a significant dent in the ocean, but there is no water scarcity because we live in a planet full of it. Water is also absorbed my the ground and runs into caves and aquifers.

>>730279312
Hey Shithead, all the water on earth right now has been here millions and millions of years. You can drink it, bathe in it, swim in it. But it all gets evaporated or runs back to the sea eventually (ok, some does go into the ground and becomes part of the water table, but it's always been that way, and the oceans haven't been losing ground to swamps lo these many, many years, have they?)
Did you pass 5th grade science?

>>730279171
If in the future when the infrastructure surrounding water is purely from the ocean, then the few things where water is not returned to the ocean will very slowly make the sea levels go down. Extremely slowly.

>>730280030
Then why is there a water shortage? Why are people dying of thirst on third world countries? If it's because of the population increase, then why not use ocean water to compensate for this?

>>730280141
And the ground that we live on will become soggy. Very, very slowly. Until one day, eons from now, some idiot like OP will try to come up with a way to dehydrafy the dirt.