ITT: We live in the same house.

JESUS CHRIST ANON DID YOU CLOG THE TOILET AGAIN

*slams door*

>I HATE YOU ALL

Anon, I made you breakfast... will you come downstairs and we can talk about what you saw between me and uncle John?

GUYS YOU NEED TO STOP HANGING YOURSELVES. THE ROOF IS GONNA COLLAPSE ON US

>>730267032
>quietly brings 1000 lbs of fertilizer into the basement.

I'm planting weed. Fuck you all.

>>730267491
> stores it next to 250 gallon diesel tank

>>730267491
Don't get that shit on my dead hooker collection faggot.

Can't someone other than me buy toilet paper for once? Or empty the kitchen bin? Or just clean their shit out of the sink and stop filling it up so that I can't clean my stuff?

WHY IS THERE A DEAD NIGGER AT THE FRONT LAWN?

you guys know how much I hate negros

>>730267771
>puts a sign up saying "dead nigger storage"

>>730267886
Don't mix them up with my dead hooker collection faggot.

>>730268109
Can i borrow one of them ?

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>>730267886

>puts up pictures of the ylyl banana everywhere

*token black guy*

>damn
>sheeitt
>that is wack

>>730267771
Will someone make me cum on the nigger?

'Hey where's the dead nigger storage?'

>>730268363
it's in the back in a huge hole i made the first dozen niggers dig

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Here come some gassss

*bong rip*

>>730268438
Ha, BUSTED
Niggers don't work...

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> WTF ARE YOU DOING ?

will you faggots please clean up the common are
my mom is coming over

>>730268363
>>730268109

I don't know, I have this black dead whore, and now I'm confused

>>730268581
She already here, whit dead black hookers

>>730268574
They do with the application of a whip

>>730268185
I'll rent one to you.

Extra charge if you don't clean it out before it's returned.

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Hey my dudes, what is up?

>>730268784
thx bro

*goes back to room and play my Xbox video game console*

>Damn this shit is wack

>>730268709
Hmm, but who is gonna pick our fucking cotton now?

>>730267729
No no anon, you moved them upstairs last month, I put my chinese sweatshop children there last week

Hey i brought pizza guys ;-;

>>730268952
The advent of modern machinery (aka white supremacy)

>>730268617
Put the sex parts in my whore collection the rest go out back.

>>730269110
dibs she can sleep in my room

*faps furiosly to gay porn in the puke,piss and shit covered restroom*

>>730268955
My bad - routine and all that...

>>730269110
tits or gtfo

>>730267756
Sorry anon, I meant to do it earlier, but I was too busy shitting

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>>730267032
>be me
>live in house with a bunch of fuking degenerates
>am the only christian there
>probably the only autistic too...
>anon clogged the toilet like a piece of shit again, probably clogged it with all his failures
>another anon is stuck in their room being a fucking pussy
>another anon had a relationship with uncle john, the fucking butt-slutt!
>i was supposed to be uncle john's butt-slutt :^(
>some garden-fags are turning the basement into a weed (and likely shroom) room, one of the anons is currently tallying his head hooker collection
>havent found my gouat waifu in 3 months...
>i miss my goat pussy...
>250 gallons of gasoline down there, can't say i haven't been tempted to blow us all sky-high
>one of the anons is a fucking OC normie, insists on keeping this waste-bin of a home clean.
>nigger jack is still on the lawn, as i left him. hopefully he is preggers since i fucked his but from 1am to 5am.
>the nigger storage is coming along nicely, we will never stave so long as we subsist on nigger meat
>fome retarded neet put up pictures of the banana.
>am considering an heroine and bringing the house down with me, live-stream hopefully

Have any of you seen my Catherine? She was my waifu and i haven't seen her in months!!!
she looks like pic related:

>>730267756
If you care it's your job

>>730269110
*Sees white friend's loli sister*
Sure she can come play with me on my Xbox video game console. You can too we're playing Fusion Frenzy

>>730269110
sure, but space is tight; she's gonna have to share a bed with one of us!

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Hey anons, my gf wants to spend the night so be nice to her.

>>730269422
Dubs. You got the girl.

>>730269280
hey if it wasn't for me cleaning this house would be a fucking disaster

>>730269444
Dibs if she's dead.

Send her upstairs.

>>730269444
Sharing is caring, Anon.

>>730269563
honestly fuck you anon.
speaking of fucking, have you seen my goat waifu?

the irl loli is mine and i'll curb stomp any motherfucker that tries to take her away from me

>>730269710
no i haven't seen her in months dude

>>730269444
vag or gtfo

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Who the fuck shoved a cat in the microwave again?

>>730269646
kk but she wants me to jerk off while I watch you pound her...

Hey m8 you up for a few bevvies down the local?

>>730270023
yeah i need to get fuck out of this house for a few hours

>>730269972
Yo dude, you gonna eat that cat?

>>730267032
WHICH ONE OF YOU ATE MY GODDAMN FRUITY PEBBLES?
Holy shit all the milks gone too!

>>730270247
I'm going to feed it to the Asian guy

>see ad for house that is pretty big and the people need roommates
>Decide, what the hell. My mom wants me out of the house anyways
>pack up and leave the basement
>get in shitty '89 toyota
>its shit but gets the job done
>arrive at house
>ring doorbell, some dude opens the door
>"u-uhh hi, i saw your ad online, i'm anon"
>the dude just stares at me and invites me in
>get in and see that theres a bunch of autistic retards allover the place
>there are people who share nudes they got
>there are others who are doing some "ylyl" challenge
>realise this is /b/
>start running to the door, the dude from earlier is blocking it, hes too heavy to move out of the way
>also dont want to touch him, looks like hes about to burst into a grease pile
>realise theres no way out
>im stuck here with these people
>now and then some other normie gets dragged into this bullshit
>the other sites, as in tumblr have tried to attack us to no avail
>i have been stuck here for a couple of years, ive lost track of time
>this is probably the last post ill make before ending it
>After all. Thats what happens to all of us

>>730269803
Shit.
I miss my goat pussy anon, it took everyone's combined funds to buy one!
I swear, if she is on the hooker pile hooker anon better an hero tonight...

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>this entire thread

>>730270401
wait was that what that money was for?
you fucking asshole you told me it was for the electric bill

>>730270506
The buildings condemned anon, the electricity is produced by the niggers (that are still alive) in the generator room.

>>730270347
Shiit, you gone eat the asian guy? Im hungry but am I fuck paying for food when we need to pay thousands in electricity for the basement

>>730268974
Kill yourself you degenerate with that ;-; bs

GUYS -WHAT'S THE WIFI PASSWORD NOW?

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>>730270473
>your entire post

WHICH DUMB JEW CUCK FORGOT TO CHIP IN FOR THE LIGHT?!

>>730269444
looks like your about to get cucked

>>730270652
i'm not falling for your jew lies anymore

>>730270748
THICCLOLLIs_99

GUYS THE COPS ARE HERE

>>730270907
*throws hardrive into microwave*

>>730270717
I think we need to become cannibals

>>730270862
Me?
Jew?
why would you think that anon...

btw can i borrow 100 dollars goy?

>>730271081
THERE'S STILL A CAT IN THERE MORON

>>730270907
Shit!
Someone go ask /diy/ wtf to do?
any /k/ nearby?

>>730271154
last time i let you borrow money you went and blew it all at taco bell

>>730271149
$1200 a month for groceries. yeah we gotta do something

>>730271192


I KNOW, FUCK IT. WE DONT HAVE TIME

>>730270907
*buries self in dead hooker pile*

>but not for fun this time..

>>730267032

GUYS LOOK ITS HARAMBE xD

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Is there anything to eat in here that hasn't got cum on it?

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I found this in the sub-basement.
Can we keep it?

>>730271348
FUCKING EAT THE CAT FASTER YOU SHIT

>>730271454
He'll need to go in the washing machine, he's dirty

>>730271343
It's better than nigger tbqhfam

>>730269444
kill the bitch! We need more dead hookers
Also nice trip

>>730271343
Who are we gonna eat first?

>>730271423
no there's nothing to eat in this houseexcept for a microwaved cat. but's probably filled with cum
one of us has to go to a food bank or something

>>730271454
guysssss. If you can't keep an eye on your nigger we're gonna have to get rid of it.

>>730271352
Get out of my hiding spot you dipshit!
There's no way i'm hiding in the nigger pile!

>>730271705
That's why he's in the sub-basement. Anon is just being a tard taking him out.

>>730271638
the fat fucks go first. sorry guys but you'll provide more meat
but i'm not eating shit unless we have some good sides. like mashed

>>730270315
I live here from sometimes and I can give you a precious tip: never drink from the milk bottle.
Unless you are the raging faggot obvioulsy

>>730271454
only so long as you keep a watchful eye on it anon.
Spook it with nigger-spooks and give it a gun, it should be able to handle the cop problem with the right motivation.

>>730271638
My dead hooker collection is outta bounds Pal.

ITS THE POLICE!
OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!

>>730271896
>give him a gun
Fucking madman. I gave him a copy of Mein Kampf and a bucket of chicken. That should tide him over.

Guys we got a problem.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKFcvDhGi2A

>>730270388
>I open the door
Leave forever anon, you don't belong here

>>730271814
Hmh, good idea
>>730271898
Tom, for the hundredth time, we don't want to eat your cum filled dead hookers

>>730271962
*throws anons little sister out the window*

>>730270401
did she was a black sheep?
She could be in the nigger pile, I'm not sure

>>730268266
I really like these portraits, can I save one anon?

>>730270759
newfag, go home

>>730267200
*knocks on the door*

"Hey it's me, Goku"

Has anyone seen Mister Snuggles?

Miiiiiiiister Snuuuuuuuuuuugles

Anyone wanna come into my room and fuck my tight boipussi?
It's not gay if our balls don't touch don't worry I have a femmy penis.

Anyone know where the dead Japanese transgender hookers came from?

>>730272510
Ask Tom

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Mom, Dad... I'm gay.

>>730272510
THERE WERE TRANSGENDER HOOKERS?!
Where was I?

TOM YOU GOT LETTER SAYING TO PAY YOUR FUCKING CHILDSUPPORT

>>730272347
*throws dead hooker at door*

>PISS OFF

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>>730272596

>>730272035
A-Anon is free?

>>730271962
FUCKING NORMIES!
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>730272621
Fucking the goat.

Pervert.

>>730272596
It's ok son, you'll grow out of it eventually like with anime and sagging pants like the other kids

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>>730271962
P-problem officer?

>>730272179
No she was superior white.
If you find her i will let you have a go at the goat pussy.
That shit is cash!

>>730272823
IT WAS A SHEEP YOU PLEB!

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Howdy fuckers
Your cumdump has arrived

MISTER SNUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLES

>>730272344
newbie join the nigger pile please.

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guys help

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>>730272347
I though i told you never to come here GOKU!!!!!
YOU FUCDKINING DEGEENERTE PIEECE OF SHIT I WILL FUKING KILL YOU AND RAPE YOUR CORPSE!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>730272936
Hey guys can you tell Greg that I forced someone to eat his ca- oh hi greg

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>>730267032
Hello guys, Its play time!

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Which one of you faggots drank all the OJ?

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>>730273319
t'would be me

>>730272725
GTFO now, you fucking autistic faggot

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>>730272894

>>730273700
REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>730273149

>>730272906
I found it, was in my mouth all day, but I couldn't realize it

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>>730267032
>decide to check out /b/ on a whim
>never really look at /b/ too much in the past either
>really only take a look when bored and in a morbid curiosity
> out of all the times to be on /b/ see this image front page
> I recognize it
>Have to google map it to be sure
>MFW it's a house from my old neighborhood.

>>730273707
Why hello officer :^)
mind if we have a session of goatse in the backroom ;^)

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>>730273707
Oh good the male stripper is here. Go to Toms rooms he's the one with the pile of dead hookers with weird guys trying to hide in it.

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>>730273707

>>730273817
proof

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>>730273403
Alright faggot I've told you 5 times now. You won't get off with just a bj this time. Your ass belongs to me for the next week.

>>730273808
You ate my goat's pussy!!
you lucky bastard!

Good to know i can finally have some long-awted goat puss-puss.
Have your fun for now, i will go get the douche.

>>730273817
And now you live in it mate

>>730268576
When I said stir it with your head, I meant your dick

>>730273939
They have added a rainbow Zebra. Check town of Bath in Pennsylvannia
The Lehigh Valley in general has or at least had, a lot of similar yard decorators. Especially during christmas.

>>730273800
GREG WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS

>>730269523
Plus clothes are not allowed around the house, especially bed time.

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>>730274290

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>>730273967

Guys what room can we use to hang all the traps?

>>730274442
GREG FOR FUCK SAKES YOU ALSO ATE A PIECE OF HIM

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>>730274716

>>730274921
GREG YOU ALWAYS DO THIS

>>730267684
>lights a cigarette

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>>730274993