Have you fucked someone famous, /b/? Part 2

Henlo check em

>>730266729
Rollerino

>>730266729
Re-rollerino

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>>730266729
Why would you lie to us?

>>730267141
Rolling in the deep

Donald Trump.

Melania and he have sex about once a year. She's asexual but he feels the need to exert his power this way. Lots of prostitutes in between, including me.

Gross body, 3 inch erect penis, and he needed to take a viagra to get it up. This was 3 years ago so I'm sure he's even worse off now.

>>730267141
Hi, Dan

I slept with Britney Spears before she was a virgin.

>>730267204
Reported to the secret service

>>730266729
Hey, I fucked her on my dick and blew a load of coke on her asshole at a frat party. Nice girl.

>>730267250
I'm sure they're already well aware of his tastes considering he's used our escort service 4 times since January.

>>730267362
Reported

>>730267204
>>730267362
right. more details

>>730267273
greentext

>>730266729
yes their vaginas are pretty loose

>>730266729
Lady Gaga before she became famous and nasty. Honestly I regret it and its more of a shame than pride

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Lia blew me at a party once.

>>730267273
Cool story. Details?

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>>730267632
story

>>730266909
She was in some shitty hungarian movies and underworld.
Happened two years ago we were in a party were she drank too much. We started to flirt then we fucked.
She has a partner and kids top kek, she told me to shut the fuck up about what happened. Never met her after that.

>>730267204
If this were true, you have the power to incite political madness and fuck Trumplethinskin over. Why wouldn't you out him?

>>730267642
Kk

YouTube star guy from other thread.

If enough people care to ask, I'll say who.

>>730267787
Yes fucker who was it

>>730266729
I made out with Hayden Penitierre at a party if that counts. Post "Remember the Titans", pre "heroes"

>>730267747
Link is dead. Who?

3 b-movie actresses and 2 pornstars. The experiences were awesome, better than you could imagine them to be as their skin felt so good, but it was all fleeting, and perhaps ruined me for other relationships

>>730267204
I know this is probably fiction.... but if real, how much? Through an agency? What city?

I'm curious how the really rich hire hookers. Even google execs hire shitty backpage hookers. I assume when you get to the hundreds of millions of dollars there must be a better way.

I'd have a permanent doctor in staff and a villa where I keep a handful of clean and tested girls. They can be tested and then not leave. When they want to leave the contract is over.

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>>730267926

>>730267747
legalább jól dug?

ariel winter

>>730267273
Fuck off fagot you got that from last thread

First of all, it's a fucking copypasta ffs
Second of all, you'll never ever fuck her

>>730267642
yeah, it was a nice dream I believe

>>730267930
Sure, neckbeard

>>730267273
gangbang frat party?

Fucked Kesha. Not proud of it. She was doing a concert in the city, my friend worked at the stadium. Ended up partying afterwards. She smelled like B.O. And I wanted to shower my soul after.

>>730268014
Elmegy.

>>730267881

Fine, Justine Ezarik, or Ijustine.

I guess not famous, but she's been on TV and magazines.

http://1000waystodie.wikia.com/wiki/A_Turn_For_The_Purse

>>730266729

Well, Don't know if this is famous.... but one time I fucked one of the guys on Team Four Star.... not saying which one though.

>>730268198
I imagined when i heard on the radio that one line "brush my teeth with a bottle of jack" and that whole song really that she is a filthy fuckin animal.

Your experience true or false is in line with this..

>>730268173
did it ever occur to you then some people are actually truthful in here? I can tell you one thing about pornstars, they have a pretty high sex drive even though they have a lot of sex, and despite what all these dumb threads say, they don't really care for the interracial (they call it IR), it's not because they are racists, it's because it hurts them. The dicks are just too big

>>730267735
>summer of -05
>go to bar in nyc called "something bitter" or something like that
>drink in bar alone (chick stood me up)
>see some band coming in
>they were all in a party mood at the bar before the show
>asked if i can join backstage since im all alone
>drink backstage while they perform
>drink with band and gaga afterwards
>her band mates getting it on some guy getting blowed
>gaga asks if i wanna leave to her place since its more quiet
>sure
>get to her place
>she shows me some recordings she had on her phone
>we jam for maybe 2h i play guitar she sings
>we are getting pretty wasted
>tell her im getting tired
>we fuck on floor
>pass out
>wake up really early and leave
>never see or speak to her again

Cant remember that much of the sex just that she was hairy and that I had trouble getting a boner.

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>>730266729
So jealous of you, Dan the man with a Plan. You are a God among men.

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>>730268117

>>730267973
Look up the Sultan of Brunei and his brother Jeffri the prince of Brunei scandals

They're filthy rich fucking oil barons who are affiliated with the Saudia Arabia oil barons

Dude has agencies on his name and literally call them to find models, pageant sluts and whatnot they see in mags, TV or fuck knows, fly them to Brunei with all expenses paid to basically just have sex orgies and shit

Also, look up Lolita Express

These guys are at power positions, obviously have 200 years old tree roots worth of contacts for whatever the fuck suits theirr business

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Well she was kinda famous during the rio olympics here where she advanced to the semi finals in archery.

I am a journalist and I went to Rio with our national team that is where we met. (After I interviewed her lol)

>>730268646
>>730268657
lol

>>730268014
>>730268204
Köcsög kis buzik. Ez nem 9gag hogy magyarul posztoljatok.

>>730268792
Suuuuuuuuuuure

>>730268937
Megbasztam anyádat.

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>>730267973
>>730268756
semi-related story: orgy Island. pic related

>>730267784
I'd torpedo my own career and it wouldn't do a thing. How many women admitted that Trump assaulted them in the election? Where are they now?

He pays amazingly well and apparently treats the girls okay. If he hurt anybody I'd blow the whistle, but who would even believe me?

>>730268231
Who da fuck dat breh

>>730266729
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>730267973
Donald trump is a cheap man and lives like a pleb. He has a modeling agency and gets some hookers through that (including his wife) but he also hires shitty hookers through agencies because it's cheaper. It's the worse-kept secret in New York.

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I am 100% serious. I have fucked Minnie Mouse

>>730267273
>>730268117
Old The Row rumor. Word is she swallowed so much cum that she puked white for days.

>>730266729
Never met Miranda but I used to run around with some of those starlets and I ended up fucking Peyton List at a party.
Shit was so cash.

>>730266729
fucked a certain hottie who competed in large ball toss in the 2012 special olympics

>>730269507
tossing ur balls isn't an olympic sport bruh

>>730269266
idk how to answer that, breh.

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Not that you kids would know her anyway

>>730269166
Fuck me, i just looked it up, that's fucking gnarly

>>730269238
Fair enough.

Shit like that makes me not wanna live in this world anymore.

>>730269479
Was she any good?

>>730269382
Greentext please!!

>>730269430
That's not even scientifically plausible and possible, fucktard

Did Oprah in her limo.shit was cash.

>>730269878
sometimes you got to do the righteous thing

>>730270102
Did her minge held you at gunpoint for that?

>>730270052
Are you retarded lol.

>>730269933
She was alright. She didn't do much but lay there and moan, but she looked hot as hell and she let me bareback her so I can't complain.

>>730270210
no. u

>>730270210
How can you puke white for days after having swallowed probably not even 250 ml of cum? Tell me the reasoning and biological implication then i'll admit to being retarded

Fucking ass backwards asshat

>>730270397
Did you came inside?

>>730270433
look here son, i seened it with my own fuckin eyes, its trues

>>730270517
Nah, pulled out and came on her belly.

I groped that bitch mckayla once and her security beat me up and throwed me out of the bar fucking bitch

>>730270198
I am literally watching that episode right now lmao

>>730270577
Sure i believe you anon, ttyl i have to go smoke a blunt with Dr.Dre, party with David Lee Roth and shoot some dope with Bob Hope

>>730269774
Go on...

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>>730270433

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i hooked up with kitty pryde after one of her shows in new york about 2 years ago. i had whiskey dick and i really embarrassed myself.

>>730270577
I'd take the bait... Story of it?

>>730268646
her face... those tears... that disgust in her eyes.

>>730270919
Ffs anon, he's obviously going to shit you one of the worst shitty greentext in the history of story telling

>>730270798
Not much to it, wild parties around DC and everyone loves Marines.

>>730271211
Just once? Details?

>>730271211
Thank you for your service.

>>730271166
Well, it's /b/... but I want to hear it anyway.

I dated a retired porn star; we were both in our late 40s and met through friends. She hinted that she did porn, would never tell me exactly what her stage name was but was the wildest fuck I ever had and I tend to believe her. She orgasmed hardest from anal and would surprise me with ATM occasionally. Great lady, obviously great sex, just didn't completely click romantically.

>>730271211
She seems like the quiet less wild one

>>730271368
That's what Barb said too

>>730271211
I lived in D.C. For a few years. I had a few mistresses and went to quite a few orgies. John Kerry used to fuck the American-Vietnamese roommate of one of the girls I used to fuck.

Jerked off David Cook in high school.

>>730267642
Greentext?

>>730266729
I gave Kevin James a handjob at Denny's once.

>>730271585
>go to party
>hey babe do you wanna suck
>sure
>on your knees

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>>730267204

>>730266729
Josie Gibson from Big Brother UK

>>730271671
story

>>730271860
>meet him
>hey sexy you wanna help me
>sure
>use your hands then
>ok

>>730271985
he gay?

>>730270433
Nice dubs...yea boy it's true...my buddy's brother was there ...he said shit was cash...

>>730266729
yea, yer mum ye olde vale tramp

>>730272060
he said no homo

>>730272094
Lying sack of shit, i was there and actually pounded her ass for a good hour straight, we chilled alot anyways and she never had any white puke issues

>>730272195
Ah ok. Smart man.

>>730267204
Are you a teenage boy? Fearless Leader likes teenage boys. Also, how do you know about Melania's asexuality?

>>730272094
greentext?

>>730268792
Neverim

Victoria justice

>>730271512
Details please.

>>730267362
>our escort service
The Kit Kat Club?

>>730272238
There was like five of us there anon, you wasn't the only one getting some.

>>730266729
my Ex became a bit famous soon the videos/photos where released =|

>>730272094
interesting. keep talking

>>730272440
Is her regular voice really as annoying as her voice on the show? She's fucking gorgeous and can sing, but her voice grinds my gears for some reason.

>>730272440
Damn!!! For real?

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>>730272238
Bullshit man..bro said that she was covered and then like a whole basketball team came in after football team or sum shit...pussy was arbys status after that

>>730272764
yeah my body saw it too

>>730272827
At USC? Was she roofied, as usual there?

>>730272576
Ray j

First thread was pretty good, this is just now a playground of underage children with hue hue my friend saw it too bulllshit stories.

>>730272827
>arbys status
That's too hot to be true.

Lindsay Lohan during her coke fueled days. I had coke and we partied. talk about a fire crotch. I found out afterwards that we actually share the same exact birthday.

>>730272827
Can you post the whole story your bro told you? I'm honestly curious.

>>730269774
Preznit GW Bush's little bushy, Barbara? You some Yale-tard? She showed up at the Exotic Erotic in nothing but bubble wrap

It's weird a to think that every girl I have ever slept with could post in this thread if they happen to come across it.

Emma Watson

>>730273590
I pretended to be you to scam nudies from girls

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>>730272978
I don't know all thAt...I just know it's the truth boys...she got cockmeat sandwiches all night..that slut was eatin

>>730273614
Haven't we all?

>>730266729
no but my gf did

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This slut right here (not my picture by the way) is the closest I'll probably ever get to fucking someone famous. She's Bam Margera's ex-girlfriend and has been on some of his shows/videos. She was a burned-out dope whore when I fucked her, this was late 2007. Not much of a story, she was hanging at my dealer's house and I took her to the bedroom and sloshed around in it. Bleh.

>>730273713
KEK

>>730273705
I am not even mad.

If there was a way I could assist you without outing my identity on here, I totally would!

my uncles ex wife fucked the entire 1984 Philadelphia eagles over the course of that season.

>>730273813
yeah she is a fucking whore

>>730273349
+1

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>>730273349
Nah..nobody believes anyway...roll quints and will post...

Not really 'famous' but local celebrities, I guess. I fucked a bunch of news reporters when I worked at TV stations. Pretty much every news reporter you see on TV is a total whore. They start just normal slutty, then evetually go through an anal sex phase and black guy phase, then turn into a bunch of angry feminists who finally decide that they are lesbians.

>>730274365
I understand you. Write a long fake story is not that easy as it seems.

>>730274576
what city my nigger?

>>730267787
Who

>>730273527
Story??

>>730271585
>hi
>hey
>got S U C C

had nudes and videos of the daughter of a vp for the company that owns calvin klein, tommy hilfiger, etc

Aaron Hernandez was my cellie fucked him daily not that tight ended.miss you boo boo

bump for interest

>>730270033

he has posted this before, something about when u work for Disney and u wear the costume you sign a legal contract that says you are the physical representation of that character and no longer yourself. blaH BLAH BLAH

>>730272450
lol Howard Stern hired 2 hoes from the Kit Kat agency as a prize for one of the winner of an episode of the Howard Stern show

Some fat retard won and you can see the footage of him getting his micro peñor getting sucked at the end of the episode

Don't remember which one but it's on JewTube

>>730266729
I bet she can take three dicks at once with that crazy lips.

>>730274752
Palm Springs, CA

>>730275099
You had to pay admission based on how many items of clothing you were wearing. Aside from shoes, she was wearing nothing but bubble wrap. She got in for free. Yale was also known for small, private nude parties. She was at some of those. Secret Service was never far away but not actually in the room where she was.

>>730277641
What about her sinuses and earholes?

>>730277715
Not true

They used to do that whole gay Yale shit
(Kys if you don't get the reference)

>>730266729
>asks /b/ if anyone has fucked a celebrity.

Nigga if you believe anything that comes out of any of these anons mouths you need to drink a gallon of rubbing alcohol then swallow a sparkler.

>>730277351
That's also how His Golden Eminence met Melania.

>>730277756
Tell us, Dan.

>>730274576
At which phase did you bed them? Rule 30 says it wasn't the last phase.

>>730274881
You guys know her as Ijustine.

>>730278143
One time before set of an iCarly episode, told her to meet me at her lodge for some Tylenol Sinus action
*wink wink*

The double wink was our little secret code to imply sexual favors

So yeah anyways, i tell her to get on her knees and open her sinuses

Then i thrusted my limpy maggot in her nasal and got snotdick in under a min

Told her that it was enough for now and i could feel she was relieved

Until i got in from the backdoor later after the set
;)

>>730278851
Creepy thing is something like probably happened. Nickelodeon's sets are so fucking disgusting.

>>730279003
fuck you pussy nigger bitch fuck

little bitch slut who the fuck do you think you are

stupid little ass licker fuckface whore cunt fucker jackass piece of fucking monkey shit dick sucking faggot

>>730279430
lolwut

>>730279430
Calm down, danny boy.

>>730277874
nope anon is right. was there when she was BB took after her pop partied hard

>>730279938
>i'll take shit that never happened for 500$, Alex

closest i came to fame was a restaurant hostess who later was in one of those playboy's "college girls of" pictorials

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>>730266729
I fucked Dove Cameron in November.

I was Drew Barrymore's fuck buddy for a couple of years in the late 90's, and Sandra Bullocks' play toy for one wild weekend of sex and debauchery.

Also had LeVar Burton try and put the moves on me once, but I''m not gay, so...

>>730281246
How was Drew in bed?

closest i've came was i once jacked off to the paris hilton sex tape

>>730281312
Very nice. She was coming down from her "wild phase" and was acting a bit more mature, but once in a while, holy shit. A fucking animal.
And the cool thing is, she was a real sweetheart. Very kind, and cool to hang with.

>>730281873
What was she into?

I fucked everyone in this thread and made OP watch

>>730278268
LOL! first.. the anal sex phase came later because they had so much sex by then and they were friends with so many gay guys that they told them how to do it right. Sometimes the ghetto black guy phase would come at the same time as the anal phase. They also had affairs with married men.

>>730274083
Shut up faggot you didn't bang Jen.

>>730267248
Nice

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I fucked Taylor Swift.
It was a one night stand thing.

>>730281246
Tel more about Sandra.

>>730282076
Sex. Lots and lots. She wasn't really into a lot of hardcore deviant shit. Like I said, she was getting her head together. She'd done a lot, because,of the whole "Hollywood party" thing, but when it came right down to it, she just liked to fuck, then cuddle up and go to sleep. She was/is Bi, and would occasionally invite a friend, and she did like a little occasional light bondage. She learned about it from one of her actor/boyfriends from a few years previous.

>>730282870
She looks like a giant bird faced bitch who'd kick god in the mouth if she did a backflip

>>730271585
>was at a party
>Lia blew me

Barack Obama sucked my cock once. Said I was thicker than Michelle

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I can't really talk about it per the nondisclosure agreement I signed right before dropping trow, but yeah.... Why would I lie about something like that?

>>730270857
I'm sorry, anon. She's so fuckable its nonsense. I hope you at least have some glorious memories of her tits and maybe a bj.

>>730282942
They were filming a movie in the town I lived in. I was a bartender/manager of a pub the cast and crew used to hang out at after shooting. Apparently she'd been with half of the crew, her co-star, patrons from the bar, and one Friday night I guess she decided it was my turn.
We went up the coast to a beach house she was staying at and basically just fucked all weekend. She was a sex fiend.
She loves, LOVES assplay, and we used anything that would remotely fit in there. It was actually kinda freaky. Weird tidbit, she doesn't really care for nudity. She thinks naked people are just goofy looking. She always had something on like a shirt, or bikini top, even lingerie.

>>730266729
>dat DSLs
jesus

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It was last call. I don't wanna talk about it.

>>730284234
>we used anything that would remotely fit in there.
go on

>>730267204
You said a year ago then three, what a stupid liar ,at least check what you are posting dyslexic sissy fag

>>730270857
don't worry, I actually fucked Kitty Pryde and she was nothing great. (she literally tweeted she needed a ride to a show from LAX and I lived right next to LAX). She was drunk and sweaty, not very fun. 4/10

>>730285176
The usual toys, a cucumber from the pantry, a candle, whatever.
There was an ornament on one of the bed posts, looked kinda like a butt-plug, so she got up, unscrewed it, and asked me if I wanted to see if it fit. It did.

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My guess is most of you are either too young or too old to remember this season of Zoom on t.v...

Met her in class in college, didn't know who she was until pillow talk and looked her up later.

>>730286078
How big and massive it was?

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>>730286194
This closer to how she looks now
Btw..

Celia Pavey aka Vera Blue. Went to a Conrad Sewell concert with a mate (semi famous singer in an Australia boy band), went backstage then to the after party as her date for the night. Cheated on my girlfriend. No regrets.

Just when I though this fucking board couldn't get anymore pathetic. You fucks seriously need to seek mental help. Fucking /b/tards trying to convince others any celebrity would fuck a 4chan, overweight, Mountain Dew chugging, basement dwelling neckbeard.

>>730287665
First day here, tumblr?

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>>730287665

Fucked Ariel winter at Coachella

>>730284878
LOL @ that pic though

>>730287992
>>730288252
lol I'm just an anon who's conceded for he fellow anons mental stability. And I'm also pretty fucking tired of seeing pointless threads where you fucks talk about your fantasies like they actually happened. Being delusional isn't healthy. Apparently everyone on 4 chan has 8+ inch dicks and fucks celebrities on the weekends. Get some help

Dated Andrea Barber (Kimmy Gibbler from Full House) in the late 1990's. She can hold her mud.

I don't believe any of you faggots

I fucked one of a musical duo who's popular in australia.

met her at a club, her sister was in the next room fucking someone else, door between the rooms was open, it was pretty weird.

>>730268640
>she was hairy and that I had trouble getting a boner.

This sounds accurate.

>>730268646
>that napkin in her left hand due to all the crying

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When i was 7

>>730269479
if is true, my respect bro

>>730274209
that's kinda cool

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>>730282698
kek, I hope this is her current boyfriend or something

>>730291832
WE talking 6 inch or footlong here?

>>730282698
Stalker detected.

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Carol Vorderman

>>730269238
Sounds like you need to invest in a hidden camera. The media would pay millions for it and you'd be famous. "Girl with the billion dollar pussy"

>>730284234
Murica's Sweetheart is NOT a slut.

>>730284878
k e k
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k

>>730266729
One of Warren Jeff's virgin wives (no joke).

But the girl is not really a celeb nor is it a big deal. He had like 90 of them.

>>730275498
What you did there, I see.

>>730267204
Nice bait

none of you ever fucked anyone famous

/thread

>>730267973
Its fake lol

>>730269238
>prostitute

>torpedo my career

Lmfao fuck off

>>730267248
??
What was she before she was a virgin?

This is very suspicious.

>>730274083

I was there when he got a bat to the skull. His bar sucked. Unfortunately bam and his gang fucked up a lot of shit in my party days.

>>730287355
Nice! such a good example of a hot redhead. What was she like in bed? I imagine all redheads as a bit shy in public, but absolute freaks once the bedroom door is closed.

>>730294934
I grew up in West Chester so I was both hyper-aware and sick to death of Bam and his compliant yes-men by the time he got household-name huge. Never went to his shitty bar.

>>730266921

My wife fucked Steve McNair.

>>730296223
was she the hooker that killed him?

Fucked trent reznor on The backstage of a manson concert in 96, I'm a girl btw

>>730296223
RIP "Air" McNair