What should i say fellas

>>730258655
Your notification tray fucking disgusts me sir

That I haven't tongue punched your balloon knot yet.

When I try out my new Bad Dragon dildo but I can't quite stimulate my prostate

When girls respond quickly to what I say.

>>730258655
Niggers
that is all

When 9Fag claims they 'made`a meme

"Ethiops"

>>730258655
Bitches that say they don't want to see my dick, all bitches like to see dicks

>>730258821
this

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>>730258655
When I miss the clutch

>>730258999
Surely this grill will not sense autism

when I get cucked by the mean negro

niggers

When I'm talking to a cute girl named Olivia, but I'm not sure how to get her nudes.

to see a pack of niggers running free on the streets

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Welder, Mechanics, Extraordinaire -

>>730259086
meh i don't care

nigger faggots, wants sum fukkk?

>>730258655
When you have a shit but the toilet splashes all up your arse, soaking it in piss

Muslims who don't have a plane fetish.

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>>730258655
sand

>>730259355
Check 'Em

aliens r gay

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What the fuck am i meant to do with this

>>730259857
OP not only is a faggot, he is also retarded

>>730259857
Congratulations you're fucking retarded.

>>730259857
THE ONLY WAY IN IS OUT! BUT YOU MUST NEVER GO THERE...

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>>730259857

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First attempt was terrible, i apologize. New girl, new response, choose my next move

"can I see your glorious un-clothed milk bags, fine lady?"

>>730259857
are your parent's christian or something? why didn't they have an abortion?

>>730258842
kek. rolling for tongue punching.

>>730260114
It's a bit more than a problem, it's stuck too.

>>730260366
Check 'em

>>730258655
Jews

>>730260477
Check em

>>730260114
What about you? Any fun dildos that aren't quite doing the job?

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>>730260366
kek

>>730260114

>Have you ever tried to suck your own vagina to know what you tasted like?
I'm personally wondering if you taste like Saltine crackers or Underused memes.

>>730260555
Obey bitch, trips command it

>>730260629
Wait 'til they reply to post fool

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What the fuck do i say to this

>>730260859
how do you get the job done then?

>>730260698

Oh man, I get as jobless as Bill O'Reilly, when I think about you shoving your trap dick up my ass.

>>730260859
Have you ever thought about it?

>>730260859
Want to use my little peen?

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another reply x

>>730260859
Wanna come over? I could use someone to reach up in there and dislodge it. You can give it a whirl afterward.

>>730260859
Then how do you get off? Could you show me?

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hmmm

>>730261029
Thats just what I was thinking! WTF indeed! It needs to happen, you free tonight?

>>730261029
Oh... Right.... You want to to tounge punch mine?

>>730261144
Nope, only say it to grils I think could help me remove it.

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Praise kek! Check 'em.

>>730261144
not really, only to people who use other methods

>>730261266
don't say this OP

>>730261144
>>730261029
shall we remedy this problem?

>>730261313
Why not anon?

>>730261459
it's stupid

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Is 3 at once excessive? Course not

>>730261313
It's a great idea, lets her know where he is on the spectrum

>>730261266
wasted dubs

>>730261563
When i forget to trim my nais before stimulating my prostate

>>730261620
You can use it when we get it out if you want

>>730261563
islam

>>730261620
You can tell she isn't into it.

It's a shame they didn't use that Final Kamehameha as a plot device to weaken Zamasu.
This disconnect is what led to Trunks' victory seem lopsided in comparison to the overall progression of the climax

It's embarrassing because I can't fit the whole fucker in my mouth no problem. But my ass is just such a pussy

Your grades will never matter for any job except the first one. Same goes for what school you graduate from for undergrad.
If you suck with girls, learn ASAP. Get drunk, study pickup, anything. You do NOT want to be the only guy who couldn't get laid in college and you will regret it and be in an even worse spot once you leave.
Its way too easy to get fat when you're drinking all the time, eating at the buffet, and using the vending machines. Make SURE you hit the gym and/or make smart decision for breakfast/lunch/dinner.
Make socializing and/or partying a priority as long as you can keep around a 2.75 GPA or above. The majority of classes aren't going to teach you squat, but the social skills you learn now will stay with you your entire life. Go out every weekend. This is your last opportunity to party and be stupid before "real life" starts. Say goodbye to summer vacations, spring and summer breaks, you will be lucky to get 1 week off from work a year when you graduate. Take advantage!
On that note, if socializing/girls is an issue for you in any way and you don't think you can fix it yourself, Join a frat. Yes, it's stupid to "pay to make friends", but its even worse to be that dude who played WoW every weekend by himself. Make friends with the popular guys because you are the product of who you hang out with and they will rub off on you
If money is tight, go to community college and take liberal arts classes because every school requires them any way. It's an easy way to get the same credits for cheap. If money is NOT an issue, go directly to 4 year college just for the opportunity to socialize.

>>730261563

When My hand gets slippery from all the cum, blood, shit, and piss. And it falls off my dick.

>>730261917
can you still help me to get it out? i'm starting to worry

Social prowess has nothing to do with introversion/extroversion. It's its own separate thing. Extroverts can be as socially awkward as an introvert is the life of the party.
Introversion/extroversion is really all about energy recovery. Extroverts recover by being around a crowd, introverts recover by spending some time alone. This is just like the "literally/figuratively" situation. What people really mean is "figuratively", but instead they say "literally". It's all a misunderstanding of their true meanings.
Also the thing about mental issues - nothing to take lightly. They never really go away, only controlled or suppressed.
And there's really no tried and true way of getting the most out of college because everyone's different. Your definition of the college experience is different than someone else's. This is why people say to make the best of it - make it work for you the way you want, not the way it does for other different people. Be true to yourself and no one else just because some things are popular, basically.

>>730261999
TRIPS GET
CHECKEM

There are so many historic things about this election.
Le Pen would obviously be the fist female leader of France.
Macron would be the youngest leader since Napoleon Bonaparte.
The traditional Socialist-Conservative two party competition has been completely torn up with both their candidates only obtaining less than 30% of the vote. The far left, the far right, and a centrist who claims to want to break the left-right divide together and none of whom are of one of the two traditional sides together all got over 60% of the vote.
Exciting times.

Ur mum XDDDDDD

>>730262044
Check 'em

>>730261999
check'd

>>730261999

Winrar, KEK COMMANDS YOU OP.

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Hmm she's letting this get stale, help me out

>>730262280
I already replied ffs

>>730262385
Use it on another one then

So much ignorance in here. Anybody saying it would take a miracle and Le Pen has absolutely no shot at winning really just need to be quiet. We are in a time were polls are NOT RELIABLE. Turns out, most people who are hard right are only willing to show it behind a closed curtain on election day. Polls mean jack shit. This is a tight race.

>>730262327
I'm just kidding. but maybe dinner, a movie and then tearful sex would be something you'd enjoy?

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>>730262327
His butt is sweaty
Knees weak, logs are heavy
There's feces on his sweater already
Looks like confetti
He's anxious, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop logs, but he keeps on forgetting
How to pinch down, intestines groan so loud
He opens his anus but the logs won't come out
He's farting, woah, everyone's departing yo
Shit out of luck, Andy Sixx, end the show

Snap back to the lavatory, oh there goes trickle pee
Oh there goes Andy, he choked
He's clogged up but he won't give up that easy, no
He won't have it, he knows he'll put logs in their throats
He's constipated he knows, it takes patience to go
He so stuffed that he knows when he goes back to his own commode, that's when it's
Back to the logs again yo, this whole Andy meme
You better go capture his logs and hope he don't flush'em

You better suck the logs from his anus, you taste it
You ate it, you never let it go to waste, hey
You only get one log, do not miss your chance to eat
Andy Sixx might feed you once in a lifetime, you better

Le Pen, Torampu sama, nijel al faraj, spewsradical isolationism and neofascist garbage

Deutschland über alles!

>>730262327
I may get it out on my own, but in case i pass out i need you here to call 911

>>730262483
If the polls remain unreliable they'll go out of business, I wouldn't be too distrustful of them since they have a massive incentive to be right.

The EU needs to be destroyed, it's destroying European culture by letting muslims in

>>730261928
Roll

>>730262483
Du musst hier neu sein.....

>>730262714
You're god damn right it is

>>730262691
*You're

>>730262588
kek

>>730262691
Straight to the point, I'm just hiding behind jokes because I'm insecure

Liberals in 2016: We need a female president. Historic! Bigly!
Liberals in 2017: DON'T ELECT THIS FEMALE PRESIDENT.
Don't know if France ever had a female president before, but it matters not. Just be fucking consistent or fuck off

Le Penn's slogan is "Au Nom Du Peuple". My french is a little rusty but I can only assume this means "Eat all of the people".

>>730262691
Lol at him actually having a chance with this girl.

>>730262963
Yeah it's fucking shitty, people are so partisan these days. No fucking principles

IVANKA looks so sexy

>>730262963
>political parties
>consistant
wut?

Do you want a French Trump and another Putin puppet? Then you need to get rid of Le Pen, France. Don't be complacent. That's how the United States got Trump. That and the fact that most Trump voters are too cowardly to admit that they support him in public, and skewed the polls.

SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR FROGGIE POLITICS AND GO BACK TO TUMBLR AND REDDIT YOU FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>730263198
Roll

>>730263144
you have the change to find out during dinner

>>730263198
Anon is right, we're here to help OP get laid, not talk politics

>>730263198
So if all Macrons milennial supporters succeed in defeating the neo-Nazis that means that everyone has to be nice to milennials.

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Have a good Sunday!

>>730263144
Its only a joke if you want it to be.

Gotenks fusion is based on a technique so there aren't tools for being ruined like (apparently) happened with Vegetto fusion

>>730263281
*chance

>>730263304
You're a good man, respect

>>730263144
Please post>>730262497

>>730263144
That's because you're a dumb bitch

>>730263349
roll

>>730263126
Trump won because the DNC showed blatant favoritism for one candidate over another. Then the dumb fucks who were going to vote for Bernie simply didn't vote at all. Low dem voter turnout elected trump.

You don't know that, qt, they were born from fruits but it doesn't mean that they can't reproduce in a more conventional way

>>730263349
bad

>>730263349
Roll

'So do you like memes? X'

On its worst episodes, it really was noticeable. But more often than not it was because of that fucktard Uchiyama's """corrections"""

ONLY SEVERAL HUNDRED YEARS AGO, THE NEWLY CREATED SECRET DEADLY GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD earnestly began its’ TOP SECRET OVER- ALL PLAN of world-wide FRANKENSTEIN LIVING DEATH SLAVERY, to explore and control the entire UNIVERSE. The Gangster Computer God concocted and even named its’ OWN IDEAL COMMUNIST WORLD ORDER, namely the murder incorporated organized crime deadly gangsterism impunistic world-wide military uniformed mongrel federalism, COMMUNIST TOTALITARIANISM.

>>730263486
prefer before?

###WARNING### THIS USER HAS BEEN REPORTED IN YOUR LOCAL COUNTY AS A SEXUAL PREDATOR ##ONLY YOU CAN SEE THIS MESSAGE##

k guys the one linked in Discord was Dragon Ball Sai, which I'm assuming has already been translated given how long it's been out.

This Dragon Ball Super Vegeta Den is a completely different thing (that I'm assuming follows on from Sai) as I'm sitting with two separate disjointed doujins sitting on my hard disk, can somebody with a little bit more knowledge fill me in before I start trying to clean up other chapters or translate without knowing what I'm getting myself into.

I just speed read through Chapter 4 of Dragon Ball Sai where Dr Gero appears early, Vegeta faces off against #11 who happens to be TaoPaiPai, and then #10 appeared at the end who seems to be a young #17 who still remembers his name as Lapis and refuses to be called #10.

How much of Sai was completed, and how long as Super Vegeta Den been out for?

>>730263486
You making shit up now. No one said that.

>>730263486
Yeah when I 'eat' you ;);) get it? Haha

>>730263144
Insecure in my sexuality I mean. I think I might be a raging faggot.

I AM SO TIRED OF YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT, THAT I AM LITERALLY GOING TO TAKE A MASSIVE STEAMING PILE OF SHIT FROM A PLANE WHILE THE FLIGHT ATTENDANCE WATCH, I WILL USE MY OWN SHIT AS A WEAPON AGAINST FRANCE. MAYBE THEN YOU FROGS WILL SWIM IN THE SAME SHIT AS AMERICA. FUCKING NORMIES

>>730263598
op doesn't have the balls

>>730263144
Honestly help me out on this I can pay you if you want to it is a big dildo was trying new things, probably with some lube or vaseline I will help you out in anything you need something like a best friend promise girl.

yeah, my mom says im cool.>>730263486

>>730263486
Yeah, we could do the whole date thing, get to know each other.

I can't say how relieved I am that others in this thread are calling out Super for being the complete clusterfuck it is.

Every goddamn episode, some completely unnecessary inconsistency or character-derailing moment is thrown in for shits and giggles. It feels like Toei and/or Toriyama are TRYING to shit on their own series.

Power scaling is all over the damn place, you literally can't even make a solid guess on how strong half the cast is. Piccolo and Frieza get some of the most ridiculous boosts in the entire series. "But if Frieza did it, why can't anyone!?"

Goku becomes a completely unbearable cunt with no personality aside from annoying fight junkie, and suddenly, "muh original japanese goku, not meant to be a hero"

He's always been a flawed dipshit, but in the original manga, he showed plenty of examples of wanting to defend others. Flawed judgement/bad decisions=/=complete apathy

All I want to do is punch DBS Goku in the goddamn face, but he'd probably love that, too.

And that's just the tip of the goddamn iceberg.

>>730263711
dubs confirm

>>730263598
Roll

>>730263741
TL;DR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWM04zsxKMw
My Favorite documentary

This is a mess

I hate niggers

>>730263811
In that case, I'm really just insecure...in my sexuality. I think I might be a flaming faggot.

>>730263881
Oh yes

My fav song,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6QYe-U8i70
Lets fuck to this

>>730263811
>English on point/10

>>730263811
Well I guess I should shave my balls then.

>>730258655
What happened to Emily?

>>730263811
Will you shit on my chest please

>>730263899
rolling for this you should had typed because their cocks are not stuck in the ass like this dildo

>>730263899
win

>>730263899
Winnnnnn

>>730263811
Well don't worry. After the dinner and tearful sex, you shall join me in the people's uprising as we march forth to overthrow the oppressive corrupt regime. The streets shall flow red with the blood of corrupt and ineffective government officials. Join me sister! Together we shall rise!

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>>730264096
No response

>>730264100
WINRAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-XVh3CtaMc
Lets fuck to this 10/10 song

>>730263811
If we go out you must know that im a flaming homosexual, do you have any gay friends ?
give them my number even if they are straight.

>>730264107
Just let me know what you ate yesterday so I know what I'm in for.

My brother is a youtuber. Send tit pics for him.
Example of 10/10 vid from him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCZUXzCzPoM

>>730264107
Are you dead? Please don't die on my, let's continue this conversation :(

>>730264203
You dropped a fucking bombshell, what did you expect

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>>730264536
Sorry?

>>730264628
Nah babe. They just cured me at gay camp last week. You are the first girl I ever hit on.

>>730264697
He picked me! Woohoo.

>>730264858
Let me pick you again. What have you got?

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>>730263899

>>730264697
You should really read more if you think that was poignant. So, am I bantering with the blonde or the brunette? Is it a group package?

>>730264107
You live in Newcastle

I daydream of an alternative life where I am a successful musician.
But like, to an hysterical level of details. Q&A with the media, tour schedules and locations, sound checks, interactions with the fans, charity work, internal fights with other band members, drug issues, rehab and comeback story, live performances, studio sessions, music videos, artwork, etc. It's become so complex that I can navigate it for hours (usually at night).

>>730264809
use this even tho no dubs

>>730264697
Ok i think we wasted enough time, im way too busy for this girl. You look fabulous would you wanna have a coffe and let me fondel your tits sometime

>>730265031
roll

>>730264697
No. I'm dead serious. The people shall rise. The evil of little orange man grows by the day. His black magic and army of minions grows. He must be stoped. Together the people must and shall rise to expunge his evil from our land before all hope is forever lost.

>>730265031
roll.

>>730265074
>>730264929
That's me.

>>730265099
winrar

>>730265019
Me also

>>730265099
WINRARR

>>730265099
Chekd!

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>tfw I am too ugly with 0 matches while I pressing matches to almost everyone
>OP has got enough matches to bullshit with girls and make a thread

>>730265074
This is gay

>>730265099
win

>>730265200
Inside a winrar

I guess going to the cinema alone could be considered pathetic and sad, but I sometimes prefer it to going with someone who isn't enjoying the movie as much as I am, or who is being unnecessarily loud.

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>>730263899

>>730265099
winrer

>>730265273
Maybe but it's funny.

Apparently reading is considered pathetic and sad these days, according to a lot of other people my age. I prefer it. I'd rather read a book and watch the movie any day

>>730265277
Inside a winrar

>>730264628
Tbh, I usually just ask for nudes. But I didn't really wanna see yours so....

>>730265099
rwinrar

>>730265377
YO WHAT
ARE THESE REPLIES BLESSED

>>730265267
OP's using fake pics, you autist.
Maybe thats why you have no matches.

I enjoy killing low level characters over and over again in video games. They have no hope to defeat me, and I just crush them. They get mad, and it makes me even happier.
I also fuck around in other games, most recently Overwatch. I place Symmetras teleport facing a cliff and people fall off, or use Mei's ice wall to fuck with my teams ults, like blocking McCree's view during his.
Keep in mind the title of this thread before bombarding me with downvotes

>>730258655
>>>730265277
>Inside a winrar
Well shit....

>>730265099
>>730265200
>>730265277
>>730265377
check the dubs streak

>>730265099
wonrar

>>730265488
WTF

>>730265488
Witnessed

>>730265099
KEK HAS DEMANDED IT OP! Do it!

>>730265571
he did
>>730265452

>>730265488
wow these dubs mean you gert pussy

I went to see Empire with a gaggle of other kids. I think it was summer camp, I was 9 at the time. As we're waiting in line, one of the other kids who had seen it before with his family, was like, "Man, it's so cool, and it turns out Vader is Luke's father."
I have had every major movie surprise spoiled for me, one way or another. Stay Puft Marshmallow Man? Kid at school told me all about it before I saw the movie. Sixth Sense? Coworker blurted it out.
It's like I was cursed by a Gypsy lady or something.

Believing that there's some big life defining moment that's just over the horizon.
Who you're going to be in life is the accumulation of small choices and built up habits rather than something that happens in a big jump when you graduate college or get your first "real" job or whatever.

>>730265452
Not as hilarious as when i bounce you on my knee and make you call me daddy :*

>>730265819
*You make me call you daddy

merians Trying to be cool and popular in school instead of focusing on learning. A few years after high school no one gives a shit how cool you were but that bad education haunts you for life.

>>730265908
Perfect.

I'd like to dance Mexican sugar with you

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>>730263144
OH SHIT
DIS GUNNA B GUD

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>>730266018

>>730266018
can I speak to your dad?

>>730266018
You're the one that's gonna be needing calmed once I finish with you.

>>730265452
Ever pegged a guy with a 16 inch dildo? That's dessert.

>>730266018
Sorry, I'll call you daddy

>>730266018
My apologies. I don't know how to properly express myself when I'm on the verge of exploding in my pants.

>>730266139
Don't know where you are going with this, but I've put it anyway

high quality thread thanks OP made me laugh

>>730266018
so are you gonna send me a picture of the goods so i can see what Im working with?

>>730266147
Already replied ffssssssss

>>730266018
Omg anon, You actually gonna lie with that girl with the help of /b/.

>>730258655
For some weird reason, I quite like the fishy smell of a woman's Mrs. Downstairs. Is this normal?

>>730266251
Just reply with it afterwards if she mentions something about calmness.

>>730266292
This surprises you? It's called weapons grade autism.

>>730266094
Fuck off! OP is providing great entertainment!
And, as opposed to 99% of the other fags, he actually delivers!
Granted, he doesn't go for the most autistic lines, but then again, that would make him more autistic than the the fucking vegetables posting them.

Have you ever shitted semen? Because that's the thing that will happen after our first date.

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This fucking thread. I'm not gonna sleep tonight.

Hey OP, write to one of the gals: "i have bepis i am rape", please, for the love of Jizzus.

>>730266233
Happy to deliver bro

>>730266522
Dubs confirmed. We're all fucking vegetables.

Bite the pillow when I meet you, because I'll be going in dry.

>>730266666

>>730266018
This answer is also merely autistic. It has no merit, why communicate like this? She's dumb or uncreative or overtaxed. But she still answers, so OPs fake pics must have been rly good.

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>>730266561

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>>730266590
Of course, anything for a fan

>>730266734
You never answered my question my little dick boofer. We gonna get some coffee and coitus, or are we gonna pussyfoot on the phone all night?

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>>730266590
What ever happened to Jizzus?

>>730266823
>Fake pics
Smh

>>730266744
fuck you man i'd never fuck a vegetable other than that one time

>>730266561
Rollo.

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>>730266907
Thanks, my son. Finally some high quality entertainment with live audience interaction.

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>>730267010
You don't know what you're missing

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Wtf, no respecc smh

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>>730266561

>>730266734
That day when 4chan actually got someone laid. Here I thought we were just a collective of virgins chatting with virgins. Good job guys, you've just lost your consistency and credibility! Fuck off! I'm out!

>>730267320
Way to break a guys heart, and after all the secrets I've shared with you

>>730267320
Cucking funt. She needs to be dealt with.

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>>730267320
Yeah, she was a fucking privileged and illiterate whore the moment I saw her profile pic. Her loss for passing such a gentleman such as you, serously. The comes a man with a sense of humor and all the hoes are too dim-witted to notice. This is the end of mankind.

>>730267421
Bad news...

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>>730266561

>>730267556
Well, to be fair, we've also a collective of losers who suffer from premature ejaculation. Shot too soon?

>>730267539
lol is this a serious post?

>>730266561
You have to say this, m7

>>730267799
winrar

>>730267320
So I take it you shit semen on the daily then? Too bad. Good luck finding another guy willing to breathe in catfood while sucking your beef curtains.

>>730267320
Pfft. Fine. I'll just go pick up another date at the Chuck E Cheese. Bitches love the ball pit.

>>730267744
Dubs confirm question is legit.
50/50 to be frank. Exaggerated, but still genuine. I mean, who in their right mind would take these outrageous things serious?

>>730267799
Absofuckinglutely winrar.

>>730267931
This is the most any of us anons have ever spoke to a girl, OP. Wat do now?

>>730268019
Fuck. Yes. Kek has spoken!

>>730267931
>
>>730268019

>>730267877
Winrar

>>730267877
>>730267799

wins

>>730267931
Will you fuck me to make me feel better? Call it charity work.

>>730267931
savage af

>>730267931
I think you need to apologize by buying me dinner.

>>730267931
Bitch I just said I was

>>730268130
She's just a bitch

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she's so boring ffs

>>730267931
She needs you.
She is interested
Close the dinner deal for fucks sake

>>730268465
Find a new bitch

>>730268465
I'm thinking about shooting myself.

>>730268494
The whole point is it has to be a copy and paste, you give me something and I'll go ahead. I'll take it further just for the kek if that's what the people want

>>730267320
People like you are the reason I have suicidal thoughts.

>>730268465
>tfw 4chan writes all of your lines and then anon actually goes to dinner, normal and incapable of talking to women in reality, commits suicide.

>>730268465
bitch you broke my heart, and now i will break yours. Literally. I will come to your house and fking cut you open.

>>730268611
Winrar

>>730268465
I knew the moment of her first reply. These pseudo-confused but passive-aggressive replies make my blood boil, and I've heard and read that shit so many times - it's a lost cause having a meaningful shit-talk.

>>730268465
ill pick you up at 8. Do you prefer NyQuil or cloriphorm?

>>730268611
check'd

>>730268589
Out of ((active)) matches, sorry

>>730268465
Of course she is, she turned you down despite the fact you clearly made her laugh a lot.
Tell her that if she wants to make it up to you she'll jerk you off in the ball pit

>>730268722
double check'd

>>730268636
this >>730267877

>>730268636
Forget about coitus. I only ejaculate when I'm eating a girl out. You don't even have to see my peepee if you don't want to.

>>730268465
And by ball pit I mean the pit's your mouth and the balls... Well, I'll just leave that up to your imagination.

do i close this and actually go in for a dinner date? Yes ? No? Should i make /b/ history?

>>730269040
BREAK THE CURSE! LIBERATE FUTURE FAGS FROM THIS CHAIN LETTER OF VIRGINITY! DO IT FOR THE VINE!

>>730269040
The option is on the table if she's hung on this long

>>730269040
Yes

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I'm sooo enjoying this thread...

>>730269040
Nigga, les be reel. 4chan is banging this chick, not you.

>>730269040
ask for dinner and post results

>>730269040
You are to follow the dubs mate. They are kek's will.

>>730269040
close and go to dinner, then fuck, then upload

>>730269040
You could just have everyone here send dick pics, then you send her a rainbow of cock.

>>730268378
Yeah is she retarded

>>730269040
just ask for a dinner and post 'em results

>>730269257
>Implying im incapable myself
>Smh

>>730269322
WINRAR! DO IT!

KEK WILLS IT!

>>730269322
dubs have spoken