Welp, >>>/co/ is still throwing an nuclear grade autistic meltdown over last night's Samurai Jack episode. All because they can't handle 2017' hottest new waifu. Dibs btw
>>730258091
who gives a quarter fuck about what /co/ thinks?
>>730258091
Seriously, i honestly dont have a problem with her. Her backstory makes me show sympathy towards her, she's a hella gr8 fighter, and that pusi game is T I G H T. not to mention that ass is E X T R A T H I C C
>>730258351
Well what do you think of Chinkerbell?
>>730259019
muh sides tho
>>730259107
It works tho
>>730258091
I thought it was great, why are you upset over what some people in /co/ think?
>>730258091
CUMTRIBUTES WHEN?!
>>730259307
Because it shows how disloyal the nostalgiafags really are. I've been a Samurai Jack fan since episode 1 and I've never wavered. I guess its because I'm not a virgin who gets pissed that a hot chick kicks ass.
>>730259476
Spoiler: she was nude the whole time
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>>730259107
youre both gay tho
The only people who should be bitching about this beautiful piece of ass are 3rd wave feminists. She's thin, vulnerable, and obvi not a lesbian as jack will surely be sticking his samurai dick in her. Scaramuche(think thats how you spell it.) compared someone's head to a [spoiler removed] kek.
>>730259618
ikr
>>730258091
Alright I've heard about this show, but never watched it. Someone fucking red pill me on why it's so good and why I should waste my time seeing it.
>>730259768
How when i posted my waifu?
>>730259558
She hardly kicks ass, queer. She's a step above a damsel in distress. My kind of female character.
>>730259558
What are you talking about? All they did was introduce a character who is female. It doesn't mean the show isn't about Jack. It's not wavering to like a new character anon.
>>730260040
Wait till next week faggot. She plows through an orc army that wants to kill Jack, and she is pissed about it.
Not my Samurai, amirite?
>>730260077
Exactly. Just one episode where Jack was off screen was enough to ruffle jimmies
>>730260178
They were nude the whole time
so is there any r34 on this bitch or are we just going to talk to each other about her
>>730259858
The rave scene pissed me off mainly due to my love of hardstyle/hardcore from 95 to 03. Now its this shitty modern EDM.
>>730259558
Nigga it was 1 episode and it was to show Ashi all that Jack has accomplished and how the world sees him.
Just because there is a female in the show doesn't mean it's ruined.
>>730260163
I'll (not) believe it when I (don't) see it, faggot. She's tits n ass appeal. If you don't believe it then you're a delusional, male feminist, little bitch.
i want every single plebian newfag who haven't watched the show when it first started on cartoon network to get the fuck back to Ieddit.
>>730260307
I know right, shit was awesome. Crazy about the girls as kids thought.
>>730260455
I can fucks with that. That rave scene was gay as shit. Otherwise, good episode though.
>>730260573
The High Priestess is #3 on my Characters shit list. DO NOT ASK WHAT #1 AND #2 ARE.
>>730260665
Watch the ep where jack goes to a rave to kill the evil dj. That's what hardcore in the 90's was.
>>730260785
I've seen the damned episode.
>>730260689
What are #1 and #2 though?
>>730260689
Pretty good episode I would say.
>>730261099
#1 is Tenchi Masaki from Tench Muyo and #2 is Shinji Ikari. I'll just leave it there
>>730261206
Fucking pedo
>>730261292
I don't know who the fuck are those so I'll just call you a weeb, you filthy weeb.
>>730261035
Not him but chill nigga.
>>730261351
She's about to get kicked into soot doe.
>>730261404
Id fuck that, soot and all
mfw coal made her skin black and she was nude the whole time
also why doesn't she give more of a fuck that Jack killed all her siblings?
>>730261206
ASHI IS PURE YOU SAVAGE
>>730261206
>Loli Ashi gets covered in ash
Does this mean Aku's color will wash off if he gets wet?
>>730261488
That scene made me cringe. And not pewdiepie level cringe
>>730261625
Because of horrible parenting
>>730261653
Why cringe?
I thought it was a bodysuit initially, but this was cool I guess
>>730261646
You didn't watch the episode did you?
>>730261811
more like bad writing
>>730260785
>>730261035
The girl who was the dj in the last episode was the main focus of the original rave episode. The archers from the tower, the wooly dudes being controlled by the blue mandarks. Even the warrior graveyard.
>>730261871
Seeing an abused child getting thrown into a pit of smoldering coals is kind of a sick fuck move brah
>>730261897
fuck you pussy nigger bitch fuck
little bitch slut who the fuck do you think you are
stupid little ass licker fuckface whore cunt fucker jackass piece of fucking monkey shit dick sucking faggot
>>730261404
Yeah, ight fam.
>>730262126
I'll take that as a "no I didn't watch the episode."
>>730260566
Oh THERE'S cameltoe
>>730262050
It was ok.
>>730261897
I did, it was a joke :p
>>730260533
she waifu material you insensitive cisgender asshole
>>730262050
ARE YOU WEAK?!
So will jack get laid?
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>>730262672
wat if he impregnates her but she starts dropping little Akus?
>>730262672
Well since he's on adult swim I would fucking hope so.
>>730262672
He will probably be kill and Ashi will continue his legacy or finish the job. It will not end well.
>>730262875
Or he knocks her up, dies while killing Aku, and she raises their child to follow in daddy's footsteps as protector
>>730262672
did they fuck or what
>>730263147
Watch the episode nigger. Anons shouldn't have to spoon feed you.
>>730263105
My sides just exploded. Like her womb.
>>730263210
noe >:[
>>730263544
Not spoon feeding you m8, go watch it and come back.
>>730258091
They showed a flashback of her naked as a child with her chest exposed for a couple seconds, which had to be the boldest thing I've ever seen on any kid's network.
>>730263577
Don't be a faggot anon
>>730263768
i am not.
>>730263087
Sounds like a possibility, but I am pretty sure he won't get to the past. Although, there was an episode in season 3 or 4 where Jack finds a portal protected by a guardian and the guardian says he isn't ready yet. He will most likely return to that portal. If they forget about that episode, shit sucks.
>>730263732
And yet the Dickhead joke wasn't made.
>>730259886
actually don't watch every episodes
But what you gotta know
>Great graphic stuff for most of the episode
>Good action
>Main character is really cool
>No chit chat, the guy only talks when it's really needed
Also, i'd tell you to watch the first episode, some episodes from season 1
other episodes are cool, you should try to find a list of best episodes
Season 4 is cool
Season 5 is the best but watch it last
>>730263732
Not really bold when she's not anatomically correct. Also no nips.
>>730263895
I think Jack will stay in the future. He's changed so many lives and is regarded as almost a saint.
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>>730263544
Are you 5?
>>730260566
I think only the ppl watching this as kids are hyped about season 5
>>730264231
im touching myself to your anger
>>730264157
Yeah, and if he goes to the past all the good things will be undone, not only the evil. So he will have a hard choice to make.
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>>730263544
samefag
gtfo newfag no ones laughing
>>730260665
The S symbol was cool
But the song was cringe
>>730264043
no nips and bellybutton coz she's halfdemon?
aaaw :(
>>730264333
I hope he stays in the future. He's pretty much immortal now
>>73026443
Modern EDM is cancer
>>730264378
The autistic screeching is real today boys.
>>730264431
Modern EDM is cancer