Have you fucked someone famous, /b/?

I haven't even fucked someone not famous as well as everyone else on this god forbidden site so the answer is no

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is ur sister famous??

>>730250390
Eh? I was fucked by moot once. Not sure what was going on, we ere a bit too high on booze and it was like dare shit. It was good though, because we are not gays. No homo.

I fucked an east european oligarch's daughter once if that counts

>>730250390
if i say yes, you'll just call me a larping faggot. so no

>>730250390
>have you fucked

No. No I have not, where do you think you are?

>>730250390
OP, you claiming you fucked Sarah? Pics, proof, something, Jesus Fuck.

>>730251207
details?

I fucked Sibel Kekilli (Shae from Game of Thrones) back in the old days when she was a porn chick.

>>730250390
I raped Madonna at knifepoint at the beginning of her career

>>730252340
my nephew introduced me to her, they went to school together. only took 1 pic from me to decide she wanted to meet me IRL. the slut doesn't share pics, though. she's afraid of ppl selling them. no details, but i'll put it this way - she likes to be dominated, and she likes anal

Yes, I have fucked myself in the ass with my 10.5 inche penis.

I fucked a semi-famous Playboy playmate back in the 1990s -- Bonnie Marino. Her body was better in person than in the retouched magazine photos! Nothing extraordinary, just plain sex. Without the freak factor, I don't know if I could continue to get it up with her after about 1,600 fucks. But I would give it a try.

>>730252881
>she likes to be dominated, and she likes anal
that's hot. bdsm too?

>>730250390
Define famous...

I mean, everyone knows your mom. Does that count as famous?

I'm a famous person. If someone can guess who I am, I'll post a pic with timestamp and fulfil the first five requests with dubs.
Hint 1: I am a female

>>730251307
I dare you to stick your dick up his ass"

Yeah i don't think I've ever been that drunk.

>>730253459
i didn't try extra kinky stuff like that. just aggressive sex

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>>730253539
is this you

>>730253539
post more clues, pls

>>730253539
Miranda Cosgrove

>>730253539
This oughta be a good LARP.
I'll guess you're Jenna Haze

>>730253539
heres preemptive request - have sex with me

>>730253667
good for you

>>730250390
I'm fairly famous (in Portugal anyway, not a worldwide celebrity) and I've fucked a vast range of famous people and not just Portuguese celebrities. I work in cinema, it's a somewhat promiscuous setting... Much more than people realize.

>>730253667
I'm with you on that, anon.

>>730253539
Anne Hathaway.

>>730253539
Hint: no one cares

>>730253539
Aaliyah
Dianna Agron
Malin Akerman
Christina Aguilera
Jessica Alba
Krista Allen
Daniella Alonso
Alessandra Ambrosio
Pamela Anderson
Jennifer Aniston
Fiona Apple
Leila Arcieri
Ashanti
Hayley Atwell
Tyra Banks
Drew Barrymore
Mischa Barton
Kim Basinger
Victoria Beckham
Kate Beckinsale
Natasha Bedingfield
Catherine Bell
Kristen Bell
Monica Bellucci
Halle Berry
Jessica Biel
Rachel Bilson
Moon Bloodgood
Kate Bosworth
Alice Braga
Toni Braxton
Sarah Brightman
Jordana Brewster
Kelly Brook
Havana Brown
Sandra Bullock
Gisele Bundchen
Brooke Burke
Sophia Bush

>>730254024
Maddie?

>>730254024
How big is the casting couch thing?

>>730254024
>more promiscuous than people realize
no, we realize it, anon. it's just not openly discussed. the casting couch is real

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>>730253539
Here goes nothing. Jennifer Lawrence!

>>730254105
brilliant

>>730253539
audrey plaza

>>730253539
fake and gay, go away

>>730253741
No
>>730253764
hint 2: I worked in a movie which was recently released
>>730253805
>>730253865
>>730253953
>>730254045
No

>>730250390
Back in 2007 I was in an exhibition match with macho camacho for a charity event.

After my bout I was backstage talking to this short cutie. We were flirting and later we went to her suite and fucked over and over. She told me her name was isabel.
Looking at photos later I find out it was shakira. She gave me her email and a number. Never got a reply.

Wham bam thank you ma'am

>>730253539
shoe0nhead, lol

>>730250390
Umm miss Ohio ? Lol not really famous but whatever...

I had to fuck this bitch to gain more power!

>>730253539
If youre not Megan Fox no one cares

If you are Megan Fox the first request I sharpie into the...Well, you know. This IS 4cham

>>730253539
No more hints, femanon? Shame, I love that game.

>>730253539
Naomi Campbell
Mariah Carey
Kelly Carlson
Charizma Carpenter
Lynda Carter
Cassie
Laetitia Casta
Jessica Chastain
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Ciara
Kelly Clarkson
Keyshia Cole
Jennifer Connelly
Nikki Cox
Cindy Crawford
Penelope Cruz
Elisha Cuthbert
Miley Cyrus
Rosario Dawson
Brooklyn Decker
Cat Deeley
Lana Del Rey
Natalia Delano
Majandra Delfino
Drea de Matteo
Zooey Deschanel
Jenna Dewan
Cameron Diaz
Yamila Diaz-Rahi
Danijela Dimtrovska
Lily Donaldson
Diana Dors
Hilary Duff
Jourdan Dunn
Erica Durance
Eliza Dushku
Selita Ebanks
Carmen Electra
Shannon Elizabeth
Jennifer Ellison
Elvira

>>730253953
>>730254291
yes, cunt

>>730254291
Emma Stone

>>730254291
>not tay tay
fuck off. nobody cares

LMAOS I WAS KIDDING!1!1!!1!!!!!!!
YOU NEWFAGGETS FALL SO BAD FOR ANY FUCKING THING. I GOT SO MANY (You)S, SUCH GULLIBLE SHITS YOU ARE. BETTER OFF KILLING YOURSELVES.

>>730254291
Ok. You're Jodelle Ferland

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>>730253805
Jelly much lol

>>730254400
No

>>730254548
who cares? it's funny

Fucked Robin Tunney back in 06 after an LA party.

>>730254625
Fist closed. Just a cringe photo

>>730254761
no way!! greentext of this.

>>730254548
Thread successfully derailed

>>730254761
>06
yeah, she was hot back then

>>730254291
paul walker?

>>730254325

Don't care. Megan Fox just won't do it for me.

>>730254837
hahaha... You are really jealous. She was really bitchy, but gave me a gooood head.

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>>730250390
Someone famous for us Dutch people, but not internationally.
>pic related about five years prior to her becoming somewhat famous

>>730255090
Whatever you say Dan Schneider you jew fag

>>730254761
Old fag here. She was my "waifu" once. I envy you so much if true. Was she any good? Details?

virgin boi here,

i fucked taylor

>>730255090
more details ,man

Olivia Cooke when she was 17. I was 21 at the time.

>>730255038
Megan fox would do it for me as long as she didn't open her mouth and actually talk. She's bay shit crazy

>>730254189
fake

>>730255215
>>730254961
Yeah she was, bit of a freak too. She could suck an cock like no tomorrow, plowed that ass for hours. Should have filmed it lol

>>730255243
Liar. Otherwise there's be a song about you called "virgin fag" and there ismt

>>730255090
Any nudes for science

>>730255117
no way

>>730255450
Was she drunk? Did she spit or swallow? Also, greentext welcome.

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Pic related, she farted on my nuts

That truly happened

>>730255482
haha

>>730255761
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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>>730250390
I share this story every chance I get about the time I met Bill Pullman when I was in high school.

>be me
>hanging out with buddy in small town, semi resort, on the way to yellowstone anyway
>come around corner, see him and a kid, probably daughter
>sees me see him, can tell I recognize him
>know him from spaceballs
>gives me a smile, says hello
>talks about spaceballs
>asks if we've ever seen any of his other work
>we are just teens, barely pre internet era for our rural area
>"no"
>tells us to keep an eye out for a movie "about aliens"
>year or so later independence comes out

Nice dude. Was genuinely sincere and seemed pleased to get recognized although his wife/sister/woman he was with seemed like a bitch. He was interested in us and our lives in that small town.

No, I didn't fuck him.

>>730255761
greentext that shit

>>730254311
How recently did she win? I know a former Miss Ohio

>>730255450
Hot. Ass to mouth?

>>730255561
Yes way. Lived in Amsterdam when I was studying business management and had some classes with her. Don't know what she was studying seeing how I've never really gotten to know her, but we had a fun night one time when I was out drinking.

>>730255833
Sure buddy if that makes you feel better

>>730255450
>bit of a freak
elaborate

>>730255662
I wouldn't say drunk tipsy for sure. Swallowed the whole load.>>730255998
She was into anal and liked her face fucked

>>730254360
lmao
keep it up

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Fucked Jennifer Lawrence in 8th grade.

Not bad.

>>730250390
>Have you fucked someone famous, /b/?

If pornstar/hooker counts then yes.

Mika Tan at the Bunny Ranch.

Not worth $1,000 for an hour.

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>>730255843

i guess anon was just larping after all

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>>730250390
My hand will be famous after I kill someone with it tonight.

Peace.

>>730256171
fuck off.

>>730256095
>face fucked
rough, facialabuse facefucking?

>>730256318
good luck dude, as long as it isn't 905 area code

Louis C.K. told me to come smoke a cigarette with him in his car once. To this day I am still not sure if he was trying to hit on me.

>>730256446
Are you female?

>>730254024
Maria de Medeiros? Only famous Portuguese actress I know. Was in Henry & June and Pulp Fiction

>>730256095
So jelly, honestly. Any pic?

>>730256095
>face fucked
>in '06
fake and gay. nobody knew what that was or did it until pr0n started to get more extreme in the last few years

>>730256544

Did you give her oral pleasure?

>>730256405
Rough, makeup running down her face

>>730256446
greentext pls

>>730256628
BS.

>>730253539
Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson.
Full nude with face and timestamp!

>>730253539
I have a feeling that you aren't famous at all.

>>730254110

Kek

>>730256521
Nope I'm a guy.

>>730256640
Amazing. Can you greentext it?

Fucked a well-known voice actress a long time ago. Let's just say her badonkadonk isn't as nice as rumored.

>>730256930
only voice actress that's famous is claudia black

>>730256640
mm. Probably she was on drugs. Spanking and such too?

>>730257144
Wacked her ass with my belt about five times, still remember that look she gave me, over the shoulder sultry look that said fuck me now!

>>730256628
Hahahaha are you kidding?

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Fucked Marie Avgeropoulos when we were in college together. She's not super famous, but she's on that show 'The 100'

Pic related

>>730256930
fake and gay, no one that says badonkadonk has ever had sex

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>>730250390
Yes
In a club 8~ year ago
She thought I was hot and said she wanted sex

>>730257678
Jelly

>>730257585
That's so alpha lol. Did you creampie'd her ass or vag? Was she loudly and such?

>>730255374

No you don't understand. I asked and she said no.

Then there was the restraining order and all that mess in court. Just not worth the trouble.

>>730257585
So, you roofied her and did with her whatever you wanted. wow

>>730257952
She was quite loud didn't care tho lol >>730258161
I was a lucky man that night, right place right time

>>730258161
at least my larp was believeable. this guy is too much

>>730254625
Icarly girl? I remember there was a rumour of her preforming fellatio on multiple guys at a party and having them ejaculate on her face. Good times.

>>730250390
I had sex with Bette Midler
>she's a very strong woman.

>>730256171
god i bet those tiddies were perky back then ;_;

>>730258432
Details?

>>730257792
Oh shit fam, me too!
>Be me
>smoking outside a Howard Johnson's
>Party.jpg next door
>guy asks if I wanna party
>go in room and no music just a an old phonograph
>guy slits his throat, smiling
>Paris comes out of the guy, was apparently wearing his skin
>says "Have to be incognito, ya know?
>fuck her on the floor, both covered in blood and skin suit
>pulled out
>went back to room, chugged a Yoo-Hoo and cried

>>730258312
She was begging for facefucking and rough anal sex... Yeah, you were a very lucky man. More details than you remember?

>>730254291
Vin Diesel

>>730253211
Nigger you old as fuck

>>730258348
Usually, the craziest stories are true. Hollywood people are creepy weirdos.

>>730252258
He never said Sarah, m8. He is stating that he fucked Buffy ya dolt.

>>730257867
It was fun. She's actually a pretty cool chick. She's super into the outdoors and rides a motorcycle. I'd almost think she was a lesbian if I hadn't fucked her.

>>730252863
How fuckin old are ye, m8?

Mate of mine fucked Alanys Morissette at a festival a while back.

>>730255117
You just became my absolute hero

>>730258364
Proof. Now!

>>730258578
Nah anon that's all I got. Robin was a sweet lady, fun outgoing before and after, during man she was a wild animal.

>>730258767
did he leave her with a cross to bear that he gave to her?

>>730258767
Did she go down on him in a theater?

>>730258935
Cut it out

>>730258989
was it ironic?

>>730259024
Don't ya think?

>>730259101
a little too ironic, yeah i really do think

>>730258857
My kinda girl lol. Cool story, but a bit too hard to believe without any proof, true be told.

>>730259133
I got one hand in my pocket

>>730258364
Fratbros don't call her the ghost of USC for nothing.

>>730259156
Honestly anon, wish I had proof, would kill to see her look at me like that again

>>730259205
and the other hand smokin a cigarette

>>730253539
Taylor Swift

>>730259378
>still no greentext
My old waifuism is sad

>>730253539
Erin Moran?

>>730257678
wow she is bretty <3

>>730250390
A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces.

>>730259536
Lol

>>730253539
taylor swift. we know its you. you are hot btw. post boobs.

Hooked up with one of the actresses from the Gilmore Girls over 10 years ago.

No not the daughter.

Not the mother either.

Yes it was the Korean friend.

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>>730252863
Good for you !

>>730257678
lucky you

Trinity - Trailer Park Boys. Not bad at all

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>>730250390
Charlotte Church
>Met her at a fund raiser she performed at.
>I was bartending
>got her nice and liquored up
>hang out with her and her manager for a while
>getting late, manager tries to get me to leave
>I get the hint, but Charlotte wants me to stay
>manager starts insisting getting kind of annoyed
>leave
>20-30 mins later still full of liquid courage, say fuck it I'm going back
>knock on door, opens like 3 seconds later
>"thought you'd be back"
>start trying to make excuse
>doesn't care, lifts my t-shirt starts kissing my and
>omg about to get bj from celeb I've never heard of
>no bj, stands back up, drops robe
>starts unbuckleing my belt
>leads me by the hand to couch
>pulls my cock out
>no foreplay so she spits in hand covers cock with spit
>lowers herself onto muh dick, feels good man
>10 mins later, bout to cum, to soon
>fuck, wanted to get it from behind oh well
>bust fat load
>she's kinda surprised but not disappointed
>stands up, will never forget the sight of huge load drip out of her puss and onto my leg
>"gotta catch flight to Wales in four hours but thanks"
>take the hint again, "no, thank you, I will definitely be buying your cds"
>giggles
>"really, that good huh?"
>finally get courage to say, "you should look me up next time in LA"
>"not likely dear, just be happy with the fuck and the story you get to tell friends"
>good nite, good bye
>9 months later, her second child is born
>been wondering ever since

>>730250390
SMG is hot as fuck.

>>730252881
suuuuure.

>>730253539
Bruce Jenner??

>>730259988
Well done

>>730260135
fucking kek. i literally spit up my water when i read this

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>>730252881

>>730259988
those jugs were legend when she was 12

>>730254291
How recent?

>>730259988
>omg about to get bj from celeb I've never heard of
I almost spilled my drink. Awesome!!

>>730254291
Moana??

>>730256171
greentext

>>730254291
Allison Williams?
Nathalie Emmanuel?
Brie Larson?
Angela Sarafyan?

>>730254291
Dakota Johnson

>>730250390
One time I sniffed Bellamy Youngs used panties

>>730259973
The chunky actress who plays the adult Trinity in the later seasons I assume?

Damn, Im jealous.

GREENTEXT THAT SHIT

kim novak last year

>be 21yo me
>be living in NYC
>attend friend's graduate party from NYU
>themusicistooloudmyfeethurt.webm
>Sit down and look around the party see moot looking in my direction
>It's Go Time.png
>Walk over to him and laugh as he's talking to Zoe
>They both look at me and the awkwardness surounds me
>"H-hi Moot Poole" my voice cracks
>Lasaga poors from my sleeves
>ohno.wmv
>Zoe walks away and finally my smooth talking skills come to me
>"Ayyo Moot you faggot, make me a mod if I polish your knoob"
>OK
>Leave party and go down to the ally behind the building
>I get on my knee and he shyly pulls out his micro penis
>I laugh but begin to flick his nub with my tounge
>He cums in 4 seconds
>Laugh at him again on our way up he agrees to make me mod on le 4chins
>A few days after ban a couple of faggot and let mlp threads go on on /b/
>/b/ tards complain to moot
>lose mod status
>still continue to polish moot nub
>Come home one day after cucking Zoe from moot
>fall down in steet
>I'm in the floor now
>Walking through dinosaur

I masturbated to Alyssa Milano once.

>>730259376
Because she choked on a dick during a throatbang and now haunts frat row?

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>>730254291
Cara Dele

>>730250390
Your Mom

>>730254291
Scarlet Johansson

Fucked the first girl from Lazy Town. It was a fun time.

>>730261585
greentext that shit, oldfag

>>730250390
i once inhaled significant amounts of air while being in close proximity (30 ft) to britney spears, some of which may have been inside her. does it count?

>>730260987
One time I sniffed Bill Bellamy's used shorts.

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does rape count?

>>730261723
fake and gay. lena dunham doesn't get raped. she does the raping

>>730250390
Yes

I titfucked hitomi tanaka in a pov but i didnt pussyfuck her.

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>>730259988
Excellent tits

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>>730261888
trips dont lie

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>>730259988
>>730259988
>9 months later, her second child is born
>been wondering ever since

see any resemblance?

>>730261406
Hi, Miranda.

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>>730259988
>>730262411
another one. hard to tell from the pics whether or not he has severe autism

>>730262546
Doctor here, can confirm that he has a severe case of autism

>>730250390
I fucked Amanda Bynes back in 06/07 at a party in LA

>>730262633
>Doctor here, can confirm that he has a severe case of autism
chink-moot here, can confirm he is a 4chan poster.

>>730262546
well that would confirm the kid is anons then

>>730262800
greentext

>>730262800
Is she your fault then?

>>730253539
Nobody wanna see your flat chess Taytay

>>730262800

But who hasn't

I made out and touched boob with Lindsay Lohan in 11th grade, she was a party girl but not a slut back then like everyone thought, haven't spoken to her since highschool though. She briefly had a private Facebook but eventually she got rid of any non public bs social media. She was nice, it's a shame what she became

>>730262800
>Amanda Bynes
story plz. even if fake.

also what's causing her problems? did she get diddled by Dan the morbidly obese kids tv show producer

>>730254105
>Aaliyah

While I assume it was a lie in the first place, this'd be impressive, as she has been dead for 15 years.

>>730263252
Hollywood killed her soul. She was a cutie in her prime ;_;

>>730259376
Had cocaine all over face, as I recall the rumor

>>730263476
>>>730263252 (You)
>Hollywood killed her soul. She was a cutie in her prime ;_;
Yeah, I'll try to find my yearbook before the thread dies, there's a picture of us and some other friends you can even tell her eyes had more life than they do now. Money's not everything in life

>>730263252
you fucking fag, she was a huge slut and would do coke off of any dick you put in front of her in a huntingdon bathroom.

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>>730250390
Not exactly super-famous, but..., Cassidy Freeman.
(Smallville, Vampire Diaries, Longmire, etc..)
>pic related
She did a Summer internship at the professional theatre
where I was the Resident Composer/Sound Designer.
It was the Summer between her Junior and Senior years
when she was at Middlebury College.
We fucked all Summer (2004).
Then never saw each other again.

>>730256318
Holy fuck dude, how do you pull that out without opening a fountain ofblood and obviously having the dude die

>>730263712
he's talking about "herbey the love bug" lindsay lohan, not "didn't show up for court ... again" linsay lohan

>>730263712
>>>730263252 (You)
>you fucking fag, she was a huge slut and would do coke off of any dick you put in front of her in a huntingdon bathroom.
Not in 11th after highschool idk what she became but when we were all friends she wasn't that. She had a really unhealthy relationship with her family though she's come in crying more often than not

>>730263595
Is Icarly a coked out slut? Interesting, to say the least... Story of it?

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>>730263407
he's guessing the name of the fake celeb you mongoloid, not listing people he's slept with

>>730263595
>recall the rumor
elaborate

>>730251207

Who is she?

How much?

>>730250871
/thread.

>>730251296
Nice.

>>730262981
>>730263020
>>730263235
>be me
>house party in Westwood
>pretty chill, lots of UCLA students and plenty of drinks
>hanging with friends then notice Amanda
>oh shit you're Amanda
>says no to make a scene
>sure
>spend night chatting with her and her friends
>let's go out back for some air
>talk alone and then ask if she wants another drink
>I got a better idea
>we go up stairs to one of the rooms
>start making out
>holyshit.jpg
>start yanking clothes off
>go down on her
>surprisingly tame bush down there
>gives me a 6/10 bj
>we fuck for a good while afterwards
>go back down stairs and enjoy the rest of the party

All in all I'd say a 7/10 fuck. She fucks like any other college girl at a party, nothing too fancy.

>>730263836
>wrap blade on both sides of hand with modeling clay
>pull out knife
>quickly push clay together to block the wounds

Or see a doctor I dunno man

>>730253539
Jessica "Sloppy minge" Nigri.

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>>730262027
Also voted Rear of the Year in the UK

>>730261619
>Live in same area as her
>See her out walking pretty frequently
>One day I decide to strike up a conversation, ask if she is the girl from Lazy Town
>She says she is, giggles, acts a little uncomfortable
>I say goodbye, and that I'll see her around, then leave
>Make a point to say hi to her every time I see her, and eventually we become good enough friends
>One day, I make my move and ask her to dinner and a movie
>She days yes, and we agree to a date that weekend
>Weekend comes, I meet her outside her house
>She is wearing a tight-ass party dress-thing that almost makes me cum on the spot
>We eat some shitty food and watch some shitty movie, then I invite her to my place
>She says yes
>We go inside, I sit on couch while she freshend up in bathroom
>I turn on Lazy Town
>She comes back, starts giggling, makes me turn it off
>We start making out
>She's good at it, a bit too much tongue
>She asks if I want her to go down on me
>Yes
>She pulls off her dress straps, pulls out my dick, and starts going at it
>Fuck yes, one of the best blowjobs I have gotten
>I then return the favor, she was clean shaven so no pink pubes
>She moans the whole time, then begs me to fuck her
>Take her to my bedroom, throw her on bed
>Pull down her dress, revealing her amazing tits
>Can't help myself, start sucking on them while fingering her a little
>She is begging to be fucked even louder now
>I pull myself from her tits, and begin fucking her
>She's a screamer
>Orgasms three times before I do
>I cum on her perfect tits
>She stays the night, leaves the next morning

Did this a few more times, then I moved, sadly. Still keep in some contact with her, but not too much these days.

>>730263696
>>730263844

wasn't she kinda famous already in 1998 after the parent trap movie?

also just make a new thread if this dies. we're not going anywhere

>>730264110
UK have poor taste. kek

Georgina Fleur. Nur deutsche Hartz4-TVler kennen sie.

>>730264072
when was the last time you were in touch? were there any other celebs at the party?

>>730263595
>>730263915
I'm curious too. Explain.

>>730261585
>Fucked the first girl from Lazy Town. It was a fun time.

i think you mean you fucked that guy from Shit Town

>>730264110
Eugh so many white women have disappointing asses

>>730255374

Crazy is hot, though

>>730264154
great story

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>>730250390

>>730264159
>>>730263696 (You)
>>>730263844 (You)
>wasn't she kinda famous already in 1998 after the parent trap movie?
>also just make a new thread if this dies. we're not going anywhere
Yeah and she was in a bunch of things over seas commercials and random spots while we were in school, don't get me wrong she had a big head but she wasn't what everyone made her out to be. At least not until after hs, we were all a pretty close group of friends and she was honestly the nicer of us in private. We all smoked and drank but she just went off the rails as she got more famous, and we all grew apart

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her

>>730259915
>thinking it was something to brag about

>>730252767
dude where are you from

heilbronn maybe?

>>730263595
Are you a trojan, anon?

>>730256209

You didn't need to do it to figure that out

>>730264635
dude, too soon

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>>730252258

>>730264315
No other celebs, not that I saw. It was a party near UCLA, most everyone there were students or random young people. Last we were in touch was about 3 months after that hook up. Another party in Westwood, we didn't hook up again. I wasn't tripping too much, like I said she was an alright fuck.

>>730264635
Dead girls don't say 'No'.
>Also..., Too soon, anon.

>>730264635
Too soon

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>>730253539

>>730257678

Nice

>>730264635
what's too soon about? who's she

>>730257792

That's hot

Last Tuesday evening, I shook Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein's hand and told him I was looking forward to the show that night.
He was polite but didn't really seem to care about me or my band.
He was lifting something like a Buick LeSabre in one hand and a Ford F-150 in the other.
We didn't fuck, though I would have had a hard time stopping him if he wanted to.

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>>730252881

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>>730264954
boxxy

>>730264635

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!

Too fucking soon, niggerfaggot!!

>>730255761
Yanno what... I believe you anon.

>>730261723
You got raped by lena dunham?

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>>730250390

>>730264954

Lurk Moar

>>730264094
Dude, he's clearly into a hospital bed

What are the doctors going to do about it was my question

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>>730258570
>Howard Johnsons

>>730254246
Seriously? Tard....

>>730264680
No. It's all old copypasta:


I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life.

>>730261723

I can't stand the ignorant bullshit that falls out of her mouth, but damned if I wouldn't fuck her in half sideways.
Not even joking.
Chubby with small(ish) tits? That's my shit right there!!

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>>730254303

>>730263804
this is almost believable

>>730253539
AMY SCHUMER

>>730264954
Ask ur mom

>>730262800

>AMANDA, PLEASE!

One man to please, coming right up!

>>730265366
lol'd. yeah that happened

>>730264986
Kek you literal oldfag.... No one here is going to get that reference

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>>730255450

>>730264577
was her personality like the characters she played in movies?
i used to be so in love with her character from parent trap

Paris Hilton while she was famous.

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Met her at a charity event not long after her divorce. Not much to say, we got along well and fucked awkwardly in her room.

>>730265698
>>>730264577 (You)
>was her personality like the characters she played in movies?
>i used to be so in love with her character from parent trap
Not at all she was bratty as a kid lol. But that settled down a bit , she was closer to herself mean girls, not as nice but that was basically her

>>730264577
Post your yearbook faggot!!!

>>730265791

>nice feet

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this ad girl

no one who did courtney love this time? there's usually at least one

>>730263804
She's pretty hot. I watch Longmire so fucking Katie Longmire would be p dope. Although idk how I'd feel about hitting it after a dead dude named Branch

Yes, a certain female Youtuber.

It was before Youtube was ever a thing, but it was nice.

>>730256930
Got to love Ashly Burch. Any pics?

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>>730266044

>>730257678
Wow that's amazing

>>730266044
does she buy here clothes in children's stores?

>>730266044
>a female YouTuber
>before YouTube was a thing

u wot m9

>>730266169
Who?

>>730265918
damnit fantasy ruined!
ah well i liked her in mean girls too

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>>730266044
???

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>>730266249

>>730250390
Emma Watson

>>730265615
omg who is she? I just fell in love dang

>>730266260
>mean girls
did you seriously, unironically watch Mean girls?

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>>730266265
>>730266265

>>730266249
No

>>730266311
Here I was hoping it was Dodger...

>>730265366
Ah, the old ghost pasta. So hot. And to this day I believe it lol

>>730265936
>>>730264577 (You)
>Post your yearbook faggot!!!
It's in a box in my Attic I'm looking for it Jesus patients is a virtue fag

>>730266384
We've all seen it anon. Don't be such a fetch faggot

>>730266443
Kek how convenient. Right when we're gonna 404. Hang yourself from the attic rafters

>>730266356
Sure faggot

More details of Sian Lloyd... Did she suck dick? Cock in hand here...

>bump limit
New thread?

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>>730250390
I fucked my daughter Ivanka

>>730266554
Sure anon

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Had family friends that lived in her neighborhood in Allentown area. I knew her when she was grwing up as just that cute kid that would be around with my friends kids.

That was 80's /90's. Dont see her or think of her for years, then go to my friends daughters wedding in 2007. (I was 31 at the time and engaged - my friends are about 10/15 years older than me).

Amanda was there and came up to say hi. I didnt recognize her from either being a kid or from any tv or movies. She persisted and finally I remembered her.

Jokingly texted my fiancee that some semi famous girl that was in movies wanted to fuck me and sent her a super grainy photo from my sony phone.

Fiance says "holy shit you should. shes super famous and hot."

Get drunk with her and we go back to my hotel room and fuck. She gave me horrible head but looked so good doing it. I ate her out but there was a sesame seed stuck to her anus and piece of hardened toilet paper stuck to her pussy lips so I got sort of grossed out thinking that she had a big macfor dinner last night and crapped in the porta john at the wedding and didnt wipe well.

Talked her into a "hot sexy shower fuck" which was as those always are, awkward and not that sexy. But I got her lathered up good and scrubbed her ass and cunt.

Then we 69'ed and loved licking that clean ass, but she really did suck at sucking.


We fucked and I came in her pussy. . She had told me that since her dad was a pharmacist she had been on the pill since age 14.


Sweet girl, and we fucked a couple times more over the years but havent heard from her since like 2011 or so.

>>730266523
>>>730266443 (You)
>Kek how convenient. Right when we're gonna 404. Hang yourself from the attic rafters
I'll start a new thread

>>730266117
haha no. Not her.

>>730266149
I have no clue who that is a reference too. LOL.

>>730266169
Yes, what part is hard to understand? lol.

>>730266576
Reported to the secret service

Does fucking a pornstar before they were a pornstar count?

>>730266646
Cluck em

>>730250390
I fucked the girl that played Laurie Strode in the Halloween remake (Scout Taylor Compton). Met her at a convention in Florida.

>>730266365
It's a trap, anon. Artie Lange.

>>730266683
If that's the case then I fucked Gracie Glam before she was Gracie Glam

New thread:

>>730266729

Got panty and bra pics on snapchat from Avril Lavigne if that counts

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>>730266617

>>730266456
no we havent you flaming homosexual

>>730266707
Was she also in Entourage?

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She is a famous actor in our country and a fucking whore. We fucked in a party where she was totally wasted.

>>730266608
>new thread
why? how many larps can anons possibly dream up?

>>730266801
Kys Glen Coco

>>730266859
hot slut. details?

>>730266909
New thread bby

>>730266774
here
>>730266964

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>>730265483
>>730266017
It was pretty cool..., I'm like 30 years older than her.

The following Summer (2005) I also got to fuck Anna Belknap.
(CSI:NY)
>pic related
That Summer Internships program that the theatre had going with Middlebury College was awesome.
Loved working with those 'aspiring actress' interns.

>>730267053
Nigga Shaddup I'm the one rolling in there

>>730266265
she's used to doing that i'd say

>>730267063
Details in New thread mangalang

>>730267133
dan would like this

>>730266501
I'm ready to bet she's got crabs, claps and chlams in her shallow sandpit

>>730266814
I don't think so. The only thing I knew her from was Halloween and she played Lita Ford in The Runaways.

>>730265973
filthy nigger