ITT: We're in a waiting room

>>730248342
literally no one's gonna talk we're all gonna be on our phones

this was a dumb idea OP

*cough*

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"Anyone here who here who likes anime?"

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le opens laptop

*cough*
*snort*

**clears throat

*ahem*

*on phone*
"ok. yeah. okay. okay. i gotta go i'm almost up next. okay. bye. love you too"

GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS. WAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER HEARS ABOUT THIS!!!!

*soft reeeee*

*scratches balls*

>>730248565
fckin nerd ur lucky i don't beat yo ass rite here infront yo MAMA

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Quietly reads book

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Just wanted y'all to know I'm a transgender queen and if you can't respect that then leave this room because it's now my safe space!

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*fap fap fap*

>on phone, speaking nigger loudly
Bitch! I done told you that kid ain't mine.
Yes, I'm at the doctor.
How the fuck should I know how long it takes to get DNA results back?!?!
NO. FUCK YOU.
>angrily hangs up

wheres the god damn better home and gardens!?
secretary

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walks in

"These chairs are too small! This place is discriminating against my conditions!"

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"Hey do you know where the bathroom is?"

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>>730248514
*looking at this guy right in the eye*

"reaches in pants and starts fapping" i came and left.

I am playing 3ds. I will not make eye contact with a single one of you.

>>730248490

There's no wifi or network coverage. I've been swiping between my menus for the last 10 minutes.

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"Who wants me inside of you?"

>>730249339
i've been watching you swipe

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"Anyone gimme a ride into town?"

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Alright. Who's the next fag?

>>730249378
ive been watching you watching him while awkwardly trying not to make eye contact at all

"excuse me. excuse me! you near the door! leave the door open i need oxygen to breath. so ridiculous. OPEN the door before i speak to the police!"

>>730249642
No and kys

>>730249267
Yeah the women's restroom is down the hall and to the left

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>>730249021

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>>730249267
Sure do. Follow me, I'll take you there.

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>>730249828
Thanks!
>>730249896
Hehe thanks but no thanks

>>730249525
*gets up*

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>>730250045
It wasn't an "offer."

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>>730250045

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*awkwardly standing to avoid taking up space*
*heavy breathing*
*licking cheeto fingers*
*snort*
*rustling half-empty cheeto bag*
*smacks lips*
>.....brrrrrrrtt
*heavy breathing*

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>>730250421
Hey, back up, man. I've already claimed this one. I've fantasized about our lives together and everything.

>>730248342
what am i waiting for, anyway?

Picks nose...

>>730250628
these these trips

>>730250693
nice?

>>730250568
Listen here Sperglord. You look like the type of dude who goes to the park and jerks off on the slide. You look like the guy who would call himself a "nice guy". You look like the kid in lunch who everyone is afraid will pull out that extended mag AK and get the kill streak.
Now go home junior. Your tendies are getting cold.

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"cough" "uhmmm ..." "i saw somebody in the basement"

>>730250807
sorry i meant these dubs

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>>730250628
Hi! We're a professional waiting room company. You can wait here for whatever you like! It's totally free! The ads flashing across the walls and us selling your data and image are what pays for it all!

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>>730250568
Ummm, that's sweet of you but I'm not looking for someone right now, sorry.

*takes both armrests and looks around if anyone notices*

>>730251003
You bastard

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Please, sit and rest your weary body on my wide and welcoming seat. Spend your time here in the comfort of my expansive loins

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>>730250184
Ok fag. Give me your name and you can go inside
>see this

>>730250974
Don't listen to him sweetheart. He's just a fedora wearing, neck beard having, little dicked virgin

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Next in line, please

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"Where's mom?, heeeelp"

*spreads both arms on the chairs beside me*

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>>730250917
Hey, I AM a nice guy! And there's nothing wrong with liking tendies! Chik fil A doesn't exist purely on the sales to children!

>>730250974
That's what makes this so beautiful! We were just sitting here and it just happened! You didn't have to "look" because it's fate! I won't take know for an answer! Because... because I love you... uhh... hi, my name is Caleb, what's yours again?

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When is my turn?

>>730251339
I want to tie her hands and legs together, in such a way that it squeezes her ass and tits. Then I'll throw her on my bed, and pour on her a FUCKLOAD of female pheromones. This would make her wet as fuck. I would proceed to get on top of her, and turn her over, after which I would unleash my beast. I would pull out my throbbing, big and diamonds penis, and tear apart her panties with it. And it would go straight into that pussy of hers. I would violently fuck her for 49 continuous minutes, after which I would continue raping her ass. I would switch back to her pussy, and blow my load inside her.
I would do this everyday.

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>>730250974
You were the one who ordered the suppository pills, right?

>>730251339
mods

>>730251339
the fuck
modddsss

>>730251339
MODS

>>730251339
MODS

>>730251339
Moddddssssss

>>730251339
mods????

>>730251616
MODSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>730251339
need some pants? forget that, what are you doing in a place full of shady characters? where are your parents?

>>730251339
Tin Green and Mara! Help! Mods are no help!

>>730251339
IT BEGINS

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>>730251339
>>730251577
Come with me girls, Youre the next

>>730251339
404
Mods

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>>730252007
>>730251833
>>730251829
>>730251764
>>730251710
>>730251673
>>730251651
>>730251643

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"Why is everybody pointing at me and call me mods?"

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>>730251477
"Thanks but I think I'm just going to leave."
>>730251262
"You're really sweet... Calvin? I'm sorry I forgot your name, but again I'm not looking for someone right now so bye and have a nice day."

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>>730249267
>>730250045
>>730250568
>>730250974
hey girl I'm hot now, would you like to have a date with me sweetheart?

>>730252302
>>730252259

>>730251339
Well this thread is gonna 404

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>>730248342
this thread went south

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>>730251339
dude

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>>730251577
>>730251339
wtf?

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>>730252302
I'm more into white guys sorry.

>>730252217
i dont know. Come here, sit on my lap, so i can protect u from the mean ppl

>>730252259
Tits or GTFO

>>730249114
Shiiiiit lost. So f***in real

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>>730252558
Thanks but mom told me not to talk with strangers

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>>730252559
In public? Now? Haha I don't think so.

>>730252696
oh. Well, we need to get to know each-other, then! Im Anon, whats your name, sweetie?

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>>730252259
Wait, don't go! Dammit! Girls are all heartless bitches! Fucking whores! Irredeemable sluts! Stomping on my heart like I'm not even a human being! I'm going to go make a thread on /b/ about how awful women are! MGTOW!

>>730252541
I'm white! LOVE ME!!

>>730252302
It just sounds like she's not looking for anyone, anon. Jesus, learn to take no for an answer the first time.

>>730252768
Nice FaceApp :D

>>730252696
go home than. go back to where you're needed.

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>>730252217
Hey you, Yes you little girl, it's your turn, you need an injection, come in with me

>>730252259
Oh no no no I just call girls sweetheart. I'm not looking for a GF at the moment

>>730252768
I have a gun.
A big gun

>>730248342
[reads magazine]

>>730253361
>yfw this whole thing is a setup by the FBI
see you all in jail

>>730252950
Than what?

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>>730252969
Oh, doctor, I'm glad you popped out for a second. You should know your 2:30 cancelled.

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>>730253305
No I'm good, my brother will be coming by to pick me up.

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what in the lords name is going on here

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>In the distance.
>A scream is heard.
>The echoing of rat tongues and ashy knees approaches.
>You can literally hear the chafing of this fuckers sandy thighs.
>He walks in, turban covering his face.
"Allahu Ahkbar."
>He blows up and kills everyone.

>>730253448
>for seeing clothed children
Not even good b8

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>>730253473
ill see myself out

>>730253678
this is the weirdest and most autistic thread I've ever had the mispleasure of laying my eyes on

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>>730253661
Can I ask again?
>Can I take you home?

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>>730253861
>Drives up
Hey you talking to my sister? Back off.

>>730254053
wtf are we roleplaying now?

>>730254053
Glad you came man. I protected your sister from rape by this guy. Take her home. She isn't safe here.

>>730253718
>will smith is a terrorist
10/10

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>>730253661
I see you haven't said no to loving me for the rest of our lives. Ignore that outburst from before, I'm a changed man. Let me take you out to Chik fil A. I'll get you the best tendies and nuggies they have. My mom even gave me a coupon to use next time I ate there.

>>730254053
>walks up to you and kills you
bad move, sonny

>>730253718
RIP thread

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>>730253661
>>730254053
Yes nigga, I'm talking with her and she will come with me and what are you going to do now?

>>730254705
this thread died when someone started posting pictures of underage grills

>>730254301
This dude is actually doing a great job of illustrating what sperglords think. Recovering aspie, anon?

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>>730254783
back off nignog i aint afraid to use this thing

>>730255222
>using RPG against street thug
>getting trips
nigga this aint fallout

>>730252880
lurk moar newfag

>>730255306
nigga this about to be fallout

Just going to throw my two cents in here. At the risk of sounding like a moral fag, If you're into diaper fetish fucking kys right now. With fire.

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>>730255222
you will kill me and kill her and kill yourself
GOOD JOB FAGGOT!

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>>730255222
b5 its a hit

*finds a bland direction to look in so I don't have to look at people*

>>730255584
>>730255649
>don't have to look at people

bruh there are no more people to look at

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Please explain, why this thread is so autistic?

>>730255815
someone brought in underage girls, and the autists freaked out

>>730255815
Because you're here

>>730255584
That being said, has anyone ever actually witnessed with their own two eyes, an nuclear explosion? I think they're a hoax.

>>730255815
Do you mean it doesn't actually seem autistic and you want to know why anons are calling it that? Or do you mean it seems autistic and you want to know why the autism is showing?

Either way, the answer is the same.

>it's /b/, newfag

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>>730255815
no u

I'm a nigga so what?

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Little me big me high up in a tree! Hello /b/oyfriends!! You guys are the best! I love all the crazy stuff you do and all the raids and the YLYL threads... Really guys. I'm super duper de pooper high on the best fucking weed in North America!!! God damn it you are all fucking cucks!! Ahahhahababhabaa I love it...I love it so much.

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ITT autism in its purest uncut form

>>730256029
>Being this autistic

>>730256939
It's gotta be bait, don't fall for it nigga

Does anybody have any idea what they meant by 'tests'?

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>>730257304
come with me anon you are going to answer a few questions and this will all be over

>>730249267
Emily Rudd, youre all welcome.