Who deserves to be blamed for what he became? His parents? The

>>730235874
the competition.

The jews

>>730235874
It's a combination of factors. Namely, his refusal to seek help and the infamy he managed to garner online.

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>>730238766

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They should become a couple

I've never read a CWC wiki entry or watched any videos pertaining to him. I just have an overall idea of who Chris is. Where do I start?

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>>730238947
this one looks better

>>730239209
If you have a lot of free time, you can watch the documentary

https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s

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>and I just won

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>>730238947
who is the hambeast on the left?


>>730239209
just watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zosxGbUdLo

>>730239367

>1 hour
>a lot of time

lol wagie good goi

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>>730239631
Jessi Slaughter, you know, the girl that done goofed

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>>730239758
how old is she now?

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>>730240047
Old enough to show her tits

>>730235874
You know, Chris just recently sold that red and blue striped shirt he used to always wear for $25.000

>>730240047
In whale years like 40

>>730235874
His parents mostly as he could have had a normal life if they actually raised him and got him the hep he needed.

>>730240275
And he finally shipped the totem to the guy that bought it.

>>730240275
He still hasn't gotten the money and probably won't because it was probably a ween.

>>730235874
Himself

I dont really see anything wrong with Chris other than all that stupid tranny stuff i mean come on if he wasnt a tranny he would be quite normal people really exaggerate his life and doings

>>730240807
Before becoming a tranny he fucking drank his own semen with fanta

>>730240807
>he would be quite normal
Drinking your cum mixed with fanta because you think its recycling is not normal.

>>730240154
name checks out.

>>730240899
its not that bad dude certainly not normal but oh well im pretty sure there is a lot of people you see everyday that do equally bad things

>>730239631
Jessi Slaughter

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There was no hope?

>>730240154
Shame that she eats so much pizza or she would be passable

>>730240449
Kek

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Its mostly Chris' own fault. I just remember a recent thing where people are trying to get Chris to apply for a job but he keeps saying he can't handle it and his employer would fire him.

Considering that Chris is an autistic tranny there is no way an HR person would fire him, if only out of fear of being sued,.

>>730235874
This board

>>730241346
They can just not hire him. Considering his terrible record and past, it would be all too easy to just throw away his application without even calling him.

>>730235874
Mostly his parents. It's very possible that if Bob and Barbara gave Chris the structure and discipline that he needed as a child he wouldn't have become the legendary autist-god that he is today.

>>730241607
Don't worry. He's going to be denied a lot of jobs with his background, but it's a number's game anyway. He could also just as easily get a job in a month even with his insane background.

>>730240154
Isn't there a video of her banging someone with a strap-on?

>>730242202
Even if he did he wouldn't last long. His terrible body odor and attitude will ensure he'd be out in less then a month.

>>730235874
autism

>>730242382
This is true. I can't really argue with that

>>730242383
There are plenty of autists that manage to live decent, productive lives. Chris could have been one of them if his inbred parents actually gave a fuck about him.

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hey you niggers, my friends, what's going on in this thread?

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>>730239631

>5:07

what the fuck

>>730242978
is that the trinity of the micro - mezzo and macroverse?

>tfw they change Sonic's arm color
>tfw banned from local game store, Best Buy and GameStop
>tfw Sonichu medallion gets crushed from shoving it up your anus
>tfw peeing the bed
>tfw house burns down making bathroom coffee

It's not a fair world. It's not her fault.

>>730241346
One of the reasons was whenever Chris gets frustrated with anything, he lets out "Loud Outbursts" where he'll just yell something.

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>>730244258

>>730244258
Don't forget his incest comments about dreaming of fucking his mom.

And how mothers should help virgins with sex education.

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>>730244493
i bet there are people who dreamed about having sex with their mom right now

Chris deserves every bit of hate that he gets. The fact that he had shitty parents and has autism doesn't detract from the fact that he's a lazy, narcissistic asshole.

>>730240807
i don't think he's legitimately trans.

>>730245190
"legitimate trans" isn't even a real thing.

>>730235874
this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig01O1Dz9yk

Adam Stackhouse of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA84b9eCyZA&t=31s

>>730245338
retard. it's a legitimate and recognized medical condition with diagnostic criterias.

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>>730235874
Leave him alone! Leave krisu-chan alone!

you people are BASTARDS

Just leave Chris-chan alone!

>>730235874
His parents didn't beat him enough as a kid.

Seriously though, its parents are 110% to blame.
He had so many redflags what should have signaled for help but his parents didn't do anything about it

>>730235874
the vaccines

>>730245718
Mental illnesses are difficult to properly diagnose, many of the people who identify as tranny are more likely suffering from low self esteem and desperate for some identity to cling to. The humane thing would be to have most of them put down.

God.

God is an asshole. Fuck him for doing this.

Chris-chan is the magnum opus of this website. It's almost like a super advanced AI (RIP Tay) was asked to analyse the entire internet and create an avatar from what it found.

>>730245952
Jesus Christ pol this would be barely be funny as a joke

>>730245952
>The humane thing would be to have most of them put down.
thanks for invalidating your opinion right away. makes this mich quicker.

>>730246110
>right away
>with his last sentence

>>730246070
>>730246110

You shitlords need to stop being such pussies. It's ridiculous.

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Chris-chan who met up with robert casio
Fucking retards would get along swimmingly

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>>730240689
He seriously think k someone is going to buy it.

>>730246437
>after the restoration and disinfection
>disinfection

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>>730240616
>>730240689
>>730246437
And he's already putting that totem money good use

>>730246613
I predict this guy will finally kill himself after his mom dies.

>>730246673
If he doesn't get kicked out of his home first

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>>730246613
Whats he gonna do with the 25k he got from selling the t shirt?

>>730247915
Legos, dildos and transformers, my friend. Legos, dildos and transformers.

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>>730248092
Doesnt he already own a shitton of legos? how fucking expensive are those things? with 25k he can build 25 decent gaming computers

>>730246437
If someone is autsitic enough to buy the totem pole, then it's not too far-fetched to believe that he can sale his shirt for thousands of dollars. I don't think it's fair to put the blame on chris for this one

>>730244408
That freaked me out. Looked like she was reading a message under gun point.

How long till they're on the street

>>730248833
??? You realize it was just a joke and that the guy buying it, while receivin the item, just did some Paypal shit and got his money back anyway?
While Chris already fucked himself over for buying goods worth 1000s of dollars before the fucking thing was even shipped?

>>730248256
Do I need to remind you who we are talking about?

>>730250409
No, he actually got the moe y eventually. However, his mom had to take money out of her life insurance policy to pay for shipping the totem. Also, Chris wasted most of the money on toys and a necklace for Barb. So he still fucked himself.

>>730250753
Just amazing how he finds a way to screw things up

>>730246673
No, he won't. He's too egotistical for that. He'll just sit alone in his house and beg for money and probably eventually lose the house. Even then, he'll try to find a new "mommy" figure to move in with and leech off of. Chris will never kill himself.

The good news is, Chris is so fucking unhealthy, he'll probably drop dead at 40.

WHY IS NO ONE BOTHERING TO FUCK HIM OVER OR EVEN WATCH HIM

EVERYONE HAS HIS ADDRESS. You would think somebody would have set the house on fire, yet he managed to this by himself.

>>730251084
Doesn't he have a brother? He'll probably take Chris in once Barb dies

>>730251795
He has a half-brother who wants nothing to do with him. The half-brother is an egotistical piece of shit also.

>>730251718
Weens try to fuck with him all the time, they're just pussy little faggots and are afraid of getting in trouble.

>>730251881
Christ doesn't need anybody to fuck him over, he does that just fine all by himself.

>>730251878
This. Cole despises him and Barb. Barb basically lied to Cole about who his real father was and Cole never forgave her, and Chris keeps calling Cole an asshole for hating their mom.

Now, to put into context precisely the sort of asshole Cole is: he's a film critic who refers to himself as "the smartest critic on earth" and was the only one on Rotten Tomatoes to give Toy Story 3 a bad rating, basically just because he's a hipster douche.

So yeah, he ain't taking Chris in.

>>730235874
his parents probably,

>>730252011
Also true. He's a human car crash. You don't need to interfere, just sit back and watch the carnage.

i think you guys are being unfairly mean to this guy.

>>730252827
I think you don't know who this guy is if you think that.

>>730236408
>winrar

>>730253009
the guy is clearly mentally retarded, you have some rather unrealistic expectations from him.

>>730253133
Spend a day on the cwc wiki, read all about him and then tell me if you don't think he deserves to be trolled.

>>730252827
People have tried to help him, but he refused anything that doesn't involve giving him money to blow on Legos and Transformers toys

>>730253133
He hit a guy with his car and drove off. At trial, the guy begged the judge for clemency for Chris and got the charge knocked down to a misdemeanour.

Chris repaid this kindness by calling him an asshole and a Jew online and didn't even apologize for hitting him.

You do not know Chris if you feel pity for him.

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>>730252197
Yeah he looks like a fucking pussy

>>730253461
Ever now and then he hosts an auction on ebay. The prize? A dinner with him discussing film, proving that no matter how much he hates Chris, he's cut from the very same cloth.

>>730253638
>The prize? A dinner with him discussing film, p
think one could get him to talk about chris?
maybey wear a wire?

>>730253388
again you are holding him to the standard of a normal person, he is very clearly mentally deficient, he needs to be institutionalized.

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>>730235874

>>730253752
People try to talk to him about Chris all the time. He just gets pissed and refuses to talk about him.

>>730253873
thanks to Reagan unless he actually kills someone he cant

I heard someone on /v/ bought a retarded looking sonic sculture from him for 1500$

>>730252197
>he's a film critic who refers to himself as "the smartest critic on earth"
Even famed film critic Roger Ebert made fun of this term. Does this guy even know what irony is?

>>730253873
No. I have autistic friends. They don't use their condition as a crutch the way Chris does. They don't misbehave then try to deflect blame like Chris. If Chris was exactly the same way that he is other than the autism, he'd still be a horrible person. If anything, YOU'RE giving him a pass because of his autism, which is bullshit.

Doesn't he have several half-siblings, aside from the "film critic" brother?

>>730254135
It's funny that Reagan continued to guy funding for mental health treatment even after he himself was shot by a mentally ill person, the irony of which I'm sure was lost on him.

>>730254327
>No. I have autistic friends.
its pretty easy to see theres more to chris than autism

>>730235874
most theories are centered around him having mental issues to some degree (probably on autistic spectrum at the very least), and he kind of got the full force of the 4chan hate machine back when 4chan was actually a force to be reackoned with on the internet.

kind of feel bad for the guy, as he's clearly fucked in the head, but what's done is done.

>>730254412
Yeah, Bob had a son and daughter.

The son had his own daughter who Bob didn't know about until she was 8 or so, and when Bob died his daughter didn't go to his funeral.

Chris thinks they both should responsible to take care of Barb.

>>730254606
>Chris thinks they both should responsible to take care of Barb.
its not like chris can do it

>>730235874
himself and barb

bob was fine, albeit a closet fag

>>730235874
Look, this was all done at the hands of your /b/ elders or oldfags as you call them. This is not to excuse this half aborted Sega Genesis /Subhuman fetus for the violent screeching and autistic seizures as these could not be ignored , well because , lols.

My point is, it's not your fault anon. And if this son of a bitch comes looking for reparations you tell him it's not your fault that his own ancestors sold him to /b/ .

>>730254412
It's complicated. Bob had other children, but Bob basically left his wife to be with Barb, so his whole family hates her. No one wants anything at all to do with her or Chris.

>>730254527
Yeah, he had dipshit parents who never held him accountable for anything and coddled him and fed his ego.

>>730254845
He sold himself to the lowest bidder when he continued posting his autistic rantings online. He loves the attention.

>>730254540
>theories

Go read the wiki. There are years and years of Christory. His life is maybe the most documented human life to have ever existed.

maybey chris should stay with that one final fantasy 7 otherkin cult, if it still exist.

>>730242377
that's cp though

blame his parents, big pharma and the jews for vaccination.

>>730235874
jokes aside didn't he have autism or something

>>730255441
>big pharma
>implying Chris has ever consistently taken his medication

>>730255505
probably something else that didn't get diagnosed

>>730255505
He does have autism, he likes to think of it as high functioning autism. This allows him to think of himself as superior to other people with autism or mental deficiencies (for whom he has a well documented history of irrational hatred towards) while still allowing him to blame his shortcomings on autism, so he can avoid responsibility.

>>730255651
I'm sure he has something causing that hilarious speech impediment. "Mass debating," when he's trying to say "masturbating."

>>730239209
Listen to the phone call between Chris and Kacey's father, all 2+ hours of it. The father call is by far the best starting point for learning about Chris-Chan and Sonichu, as a BUNCH of lore is discussed.

>>730256416
He just didn't like saying those words because autism. He used to call vaginas "china", too.

>>730245925
>His parents didn't beat him enough as a kid.
it's pretty accepted that there was some sexual stuff going on between him and his mother. So I dunno what to think

>>730256463
That call is easily one of the funniest things I have ever listened to.

>>730250753
cwc says that he got the money back. I doubt it

>>730256023
He thinks individuals with aspergers are frauds trying to draw attention away from 'real' autistics

>>730248256
not saying he needs more, but Legos are insanely expensive. Like really, really expensive. Very small sets sell retail for over 70 bucks.

>>730253873
chris has shown, time and again, that he is capable of conducting himself properly. Hell, there's a couple videos of him out there looking completely normal/acceptable as well. He makes these decisions.
Are you saying that once a month we shouldn't hold women to societal norms because they are crazy for a week?

>>730235874
People like him need proper treatment and care to prevent them from ruining their lives. Having parents who seemingly supported his behavior and lifestyle probably didn't help?

>>730254690
he could if he would make the decision. There is enough merch in his room to tide them over well until a paycheck kicked in. This is the end result of someone having everything handed to him for his entire life (including that nintendo spree)

>>730257795
Someone should fake a letter from Social Security that says his disability payments are getting cut off. I'd love to see his reaction to thinking his monthly tugboat is getting cut off.

I can't wait for barb to die. The amount/quality of OC that will be generated by cwc on that day will be great.

>>730257942
>fake a letter from Social Security
impersonating a federal agency is VERY illegal I would not suggest doing that.

>>730257942
risky, but someone might be bored enough to pull it off.
He's probably going to be leery after the Sega letter though.

>>730258016
If we were talking about a normal person than I would agree. However with Chris the risk of legal blowback is so low it almost doesn't even merit mentioning. Normal people would report it, Chris is not normal.

>>730235874
Sonic and his blue arms

>>730255505
high functioning autism a.k.a. lack of manners and self decency

>>730235874
Sonic the Hedgehog

>>730256023
Still retarded enough to get demoted to the short bus in High School after some chimping out incident on the long bus.

Robert Chandler - ""Listen, boy! You get your black ass down in the gutter and stay there"

>>730247915
Hey you guuuuys

>>730235874
Doctor that dropped him after birth .

>>730259022
Or maybe the doctor that didn't drop him to his death at birth.

>>730257276
>You know, that other Chris is fit. I have seen that man, he's got ROCK. HARD. ABS.
>You've been playing a children's card game for ten years.....?
>NO IT WAS APPLEBEE'S.
Every fucking time without fail.

>>730235874
The society for bullying him.Seriously guys leave him alone. He's just what he is everyone's different guys.

>>730240154
Nice tits tbh

>>730239246
isn't she dead already?

>>730259658
Plus she has like 8 of them all over her body.

>>730254753
>albeit a closet fag
Where did you get that from? I remember Chris having some story about how his father would often lock himself in his shed for hours at a time, and how sometime after he died, Chris discovered a fuckton of playboy mags stashed away in there. I think this is enough for us to conclude that Bob was straight.

>>730235874
I think it's ultimately because his parents severely underestimated his autism as a kid and didn't send him into special ed.

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His latest video is awesome when barb wanders in with full on dementia.

>>730260395
Barb is fine. She's a master manipulator. She plays up the frail old lady thing for sympathy.

Do not be fooled into feeling bad for her.

>>730257417
There are websites out there that sell individual Lego parts for like 5 cents a piece, not that Chris knows about this. He once bought a $300 Lego set just for a single piece.

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I wonder what the next shitshow in his life is going to be

I hope he rapes someone preferably a child

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>>730259909
she will never die

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>>730261780

>>730235874
Blame Black people

>>730261780
I know people have been saying this for the past decade, but Barb is not long for this world. When she finally kicks the frozen fapcup, Chris will inevitably be evicted from their home and probably get himself arrested again.

>>730263015
we might hire him to make commercials for our company, probably needs to be put on a desperate enough situation to do what we want him to do.

>>730247915
>>730248256
i would properly shoot my self in my ugly face if i was him.