fuck guys the man in black are real they parked in front of

i have that one alien selfie saved on my pc, i tried uploading it on 4chan a few times but it always got deleted

are you kding me

>>730232703
Just fucking shoot them

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>>730232703

I like this thread, keep goin

i dont want to write on facebook etc or i look like an idiot nobody will belive

andreas pilz, germany, bayern 80331
i dont want to die

>>730232936
You already look like an idiot and nobody believes you.

>>730232936

kek

they had this black van, black suit with kinda a black fedora maybe

but they were so fucking tall

im gonna go deeper into the woods, just to be sure

>>730233148

If you can post this post some pics u dumb fck andreas

Its cold and im in tanktop only

How long should i wait

>>730233301
My handyy makes pics that are to big i can only upload 2mb

you can lower the quality in the camera, that is if you have a phone that isnt retarded

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Im watchin the entrance to my vilage atm

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How long should i wait out here

>>730234635
>>730234737
So this is real.
Go back home, silly andreas.
Then see a doctor about getting some antipsychotics.
These delusions are harmless for now, but you could hurt yourself or others if they get worse.

>>730234800
Dont listen to this guy
Hes one of them

>>730234800
Dude you havent seen them they are so fucking tall and there is no other reason ppl like that would come to my house

>>730234800
And they arent deludions a fucking car parked in front of my house

I just suďenly felt all this fucking terror when i saw them, never had this before

Ok its way to fking cold im going back

If they are still there i take a pic run and upload here

>>730235519
We wait with baited breath
Remember, whatever happens, pics or it didn't happen.

>>730232703
Bumpin bro , you get those pics

livestream it, Hans

Will take a dew min im walking there so i can sprint if needd

>>730235709
Can i stream from smartphone ?app / site link pls

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>>730232936
Germany? They're probably just there to arrest you for illegal opinions.

>>730235570
This.

They just drove past me

>>730236449
Annnnnd? No pics? Cummon duetschw-bro your killing me and you own thread.

>>730236545
Yeah pics or it didnt happen

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>>730236545
Man fk off im lirerally crying

I left the backdoor open i dont fuckinh know if they were in there

Takin this with eme

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WHAT THE FUCKING AHITBMY PC IS GONE calling the polize

>>730237171
That file size

>>730237624
You really think the police are going to help you?

>>730238211
Yeah this and alao if thy ask you to come to the station to give a report dont go.

Top quality bait.

Rip anon

>>730232703
They're not real. Now come home.

>>730237624
They are the police

Why do you think the men in black are after you?

>>730232936
du hast niemals den nachnamen pilz

>>730239552
Because they just stole his PC

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>>730239635

>>730237624
>calling police to say agent took c.p. evidence
Schizophrenia is fucked

Even with hd cameras everywhere there are still retards who can't take pictures

>>730239719
Sorry, I meant for what reason are the men in black pursuing OP? Did OP encounter an ayy lmao?

>>730240379
Something about an alien selfie ... ?

>>730240700
That's dumb and so am I for staying this long

>>730235333
Oh yeah? Cool trips brah.

bump from /x/

>>730232703
post image on imgur then post imgur link to image

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>>730237624
That's not a computer table, you lying faggot,
It's a wooden oven, you bake pizzas inside them.

>>730242475
I'm an intelligent alien, and i agree with this post.

>>730232703
That's what happens when you play league of legends you queer

>>730237624
pilz, you ate to much pilzens

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>>730232799
Biju.

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Man if I could just see That Fucking ayy lmao one time just the real deal, not that fuckin shooped ass pictures of bullshit ..I'd be content

>>730232703
you have been visited by INTERPOL/FBI fagget
your kiddie porn days are over
prepare your anus

You probably just had some random intruders steal your PC.

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Stop calling it ayy lmao i hate stupid name. Y'ALL agents of disinformation trying to create a meme out of it to make their whole existence look like a joke.

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>>730243492

>>730243953
Tough luck kiddo its a been like this for years , newfag

>>730244044
So what? I know it's not new but doesn't mean we should keep calling them ayy lmaos