You have 10 seconds to act as American as possible

HAMBURGER!

>>730230929
I'm heading to McDonalds

AMERICA FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

fuck niggers im gonna join the kkk

>>730231012
Carrying my M-16 plus two revolvers just in case WW3 happens

#MAGA

>>730230929
fucken immigrants takin mah jobs

AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!

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Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.

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MURICA!!!!

>>730230929
Fuck off robot.
>analyzing American colloquialism

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Chicken sandwiches, viagra, SUVs, sports, blissful ignorance, excess consumption, failing health, neoconservatism/neoliberalism, jingoism, heavy alcoholism, and drug abuse! Respect my participation trophy for being born on this side of a series of imaginary lines on a giant rock in space!

>Tell ISIS
>bottom text

>weight increased to 56793 lbs

>>730230929
FUCK YEAH FREEDOMS!

SHOOL SHOOTING? MORE GUNZ

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I'm not American, I don't know how Americans do shit, don't ask me

that pic oc btw, you betta repost nigga

>>730230929
>Muh Gunz
>Muh freedom

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I'm having this for brunch.

Kill niggers with my AR-15 while eating a big-mac and wearing a MAGA hat

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>>730230929
I'LL BE SHOOTING MY FUCKING GUNZZZZ™!!! EAT HAMBURGERS™! AND MUTHAFUKKIN PIZZA™!!! WHILE SIPPING COCA-COLA™ AND BEER!!!! BLONDE BITCHES ON MY RED PICKUP TRUCK™!!

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>>730231942
>shoot school students and co-workers

BURGER

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YEEYEE
https://youtu.be/shokajr5gy8

>>730230929
nigger. nigger! NIGGER! honey, grab my white pointed hat and the rope. we got some bus'ness to be taken care of. also my chew please

Hand me my gun

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>>730230929
sieg heil hurrdurr muh guns muh free speech kill all niggers i'm under educated donald hitlur fur presidunt i don't want no healthcare or school give all our moneys to teh billionaire all i need is burgurs this is real freedumbs

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Yo wut up.

>>730230929
Getthelube.com.
tiny-step-sister-charity-crawford-fucks-sleepwalking-brother

>>730230929
whats good

>>730233499
God, it's like a nig version of I Spy

I spy 2 handguns and a tiny welfare check...
4 little doggies and 14 lives rekt

>>730230929
murica means freedum

Yet another thread started by a jealous Europoor. We saved you from the Nazis but you brought the Jihadis on yourself so suck it.

something about sports

>>730230929
MY LIFE FOR ISRAEL

>>730233333

>>730234184
I think the general sentiment there now is that they didn't want you to save them from the Nazis.

I can carry scissors around in public.

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Me right now

>>730234184
>NAZIs where bad

Hold my beer I need both hands to shoot that bear

I owe an Asian money

>attends top learning institution in the world

>helps roll out idea to help other piece of shit countries catch up to the modern world

>>730237269
>attends top learning institution in the world

>invents a new gender identity

Breakfast Hamburger

arrest niggers

APPLE PIE
BASEBALL
NIGGERS
MAGA
WHITE POWER
I'M FAT

>>730237483
Kek

>>730230929
>never travel anywhere
>totally believe the US is the freest place on Earth.

>>730237269
>>730237483
rekt

>>730237269
>create the top learning institutions in the world
>only foreigners study there
>americans attend bible school instead

>>730238043
This
>and I'm really American

>>730238043
>build ur own prison

>wall it off

>>730230929
Only lose one conflict cuz were diddnt want a nuclear holocaust

>>730238218
I got the fuck out.

I always figured it was horseshit, but I didn't realize how bad until I started travelling.

Then I said "fuck it" and moved.

TIME TO JAIL MY OWN PEOPLE AND NIGGERS TO EARN MONEY, FREEDOOOOOOMMMM

>>730234184
Russia won the war retard

>"Fucking immigrants taking jobs from hard working Americans"
>Not native American

>>730230929
Fuck-merica

fucking shit
god fucking grace
fuck it
my fucking shit

>>730234184
>WWII starts in 1939
>US shows up (in meaningful numbers) in Europe in 1944
>'murica one t3h WWII for YooRup!L!L!1111

>>730239214
Canada is the only true North America.

>>730238839
Europeans conquered the indigenous American tribes.

Not even remotely related to modern immigration.

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oh dont mind me, im just riding my fat scooter in a mall

>>730239322
>Anon doesn't understand the concept of "Last Hit" and pretends to be American.

>>730239322
silly eurocuck, WWII started in 1937, in asia. What did you lads do in theaters other than your own backyard?

>>730239566
>anon thinks war is vidya
>prolly is from US

>>730239467
And for what? Wasn't much to conquer. All they got out of it is 27 genders and oversensitivty complexes.

>>730239467
Heh exactly, the only immigrants who move to other countries planning to take it over completely and fuck shit up for the natives are European ones.

canada isn't real

>>730239628
No, it didn't.

>not gud at history
>prolly from US

>>730230929
I took this enormous shit after being constipated for 3 days and it felt great

>>730230929
The people who cry hamburger are just buttblasted they don't live in one of (if not the best) the greatest mixing pot countries in the world.
Here is what an American would do:
Wake up, admire the gift of our first world. Take every opportunity you have to win. Go to school. Have a family. Protect your family.
Realize 1776 happened for a reason. Stalin took the guns. Mao took the guns. Hitler took the guns. Castro took the guns. Hillary Clinton wanted to take the guns (we dodged a bullet).
Realize you can literally be anything you want to be in this great country, and have a right to protect it. You can buy anything here. Capitalist paradise for those who work.

>>730239731
we are the only ones that can do it

>>730239731
I wasn't saying that it was a bad thing.

The only part I dislike is that the US broke treaties made with the locals.

That's just gauche.

The expansionist warfare/extermination is unpleasant, but fine with me.

>>730239851
>muh guns

is it not a good idea to shoot intruders in the face with dank memes?

>>730237269
This 100%
>>730237483
And a petty attempt
>>730238120
By a samefag

>>730230929
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>>730239979
It's the best idea. I don't actually own a firearm but I absolutely understand people's right to own it.

>>730238206
this

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>>730240014

im triggered because everything is so offensive

I also identify as 42 different sexes

>>730230929

lets ask israel if they need us to spread our cheeks further

>>730240123
Bible school? Who has time for that? I'm way too busy installing more gender neutral bathrooms

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>>730240278

>>730238206
Wrong in two ways. Your definition of an American is contradicting, and you've clearly never seen how tenacious local college students are now in the U.S

>>730240225
Cry more

>>730240278
Gender-neutral bathrooms? Who has time for that? I'm way too busy paying $200k USD plus compound interest for college through federal loans

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>>730240432

>>730240432
your comment makes no sense, wtf dude

>>730236195
timestamp it nigger

>>730240483
You can pay that off easily being a contractor and installing all those bathrooms for faggots.