Why most americans or brits doesn't have the bidet? Seriously,

>>730226180
Dont need it, I have toilet paper

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>>730226180
Americans do not have bidet because they shower every day or every other day unlike europeans who only shower once every 2 weeks.

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Educate me, how do you use it? Do you take dump then stand up and then go sit on the bidet and then reach around and turn the knob? And then what scrub away with your bare hand to get all the seeds out from McDonald's sesame seed bun burger?

Do you face the knob when sitting

>>730226180
Why would you use a bidet, and then wipe your ass with a community towel?

>>730226180
putting things in your ass is gay

>>730226248
>>730226248
smearing your own shit all over your asshole is disgusting.

>>730226180

Britbong here, I lived in spain for a while and when I was single would always use the bidet, females would complain that I had no toilet roll when they came round, I prefer bidet's, plus in hot climates you can use them to cool off dem sweaty balls.

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>>730226180
we should, it's proven to be cleaner but culture wise many are too far gone and think it's odd. I'd prefer one of the Asian ones where your toilet fires water back up your aresole, don't see the point in having to change seats.

American here

1. take shit
2. wipe. 3 times is usually fine up to this point
3. baby wipes. at least 2 just to be sure. also, women always dig the baby wipes.

there, asshole clean. easy
also bidets are available and I do see them in houses here. so yeah.

America doesn't have them because I'd put toilet paper businesses in the dump IF they weren't costly and no one is willing to risk bankruptcy hoping they every American would get one when they're more likely to stick to what they know and save their money. Simple really.

>>730227082
well you can set the tap running before you sit down, at the end of the day toilet roll you are smearing your own shit all over your ass its pretty disgusting it never gets clean.

Unless your one of these people that take a shower after every shit.

>>730226180
so how do you use it ?

>take shit
>move to bidet wash ass?

>>730226180
Because we shower more often than Europeans, and we don't need another fixture of that size.

>>730226585
this
I clean my butt in the shower, sir.

Hell. If I need to wash after a dump, I wet my tp with ghe sink next to my toilet.

>>730226585
And yet, oddly, Americans are completely bereft of high culture.

>>730228779
showering too much is bad tho
you can look that up

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>>730227575
>>730227575
mental image of this guy figuring out how to use a bday.

'using bdays are for fags'

Englishman here, I have a bidet. Never use it though, as it's coming apart from the flooring and leaks everywhere.

>>730229010
Sounds like a retards excuse not to shower.

>>730226585
Is that what your mommy told you? You the typical uneducated murrican. It's murrican lifestyle to talk about shit you dont know. It what makes everyone think that you are stupid. In Germany we say to people like you sth like "if you have no idea what you talk about then shut the fuck up"

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>>730226180
I am a normal homo sapiens, I also don't use bidet. Toilet paper suffices. For extra clean ass I use one of these moist baby wipes

>>730228926
They always blame the niggers but 90% of whites are rednecks and fat obese trash

>>730227939
Toilet paper actually does work...like, if you wipe for a while, there is no shit left to wipe.

>>730229353
baby wipes will clog the sewage system.

>>730229659
>)
yes because if we cant see something it means it doesnt exists right?

thats how I know my kitchen is clean because I cant see the bacilliform bacteria lurking around on the surfaces anymore.

>>730230086

>this

and the people who don't realise that toilet paper isn't impervious to shit and don't wash their hands after wiping

>>730230031
Only if you have shitty European plumbing!!!

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>>730226180
Bidets are for washing vaginas after sex.
I don't have a vagina

>>730226585
So you take a shower every time you go for a shit? Or do you let the shit build up until you take a shower and scrape off this shit onion ring that formed around your anus through out the day?

>>730229190
Well how many world wars has Germany won? That's what I thought.

All these people bitching about tp not cleaning....wtf is water without soap gonna do other than make your dirty ass wet?

>>730226180
>>730227939
>>730230086
There must be something I'm missing because all the explanations of a bidet say it just sprays water on your ass? Do you use soap or anything in addition or just water? Because I can't see how water alone is more sanitary than wiping. I wouldn't be against one that sprays my ass but I would still use sanitary wipes.

>>730230031
You don't flush them fuckface.

>>730226585
You should shower 2 times a day brah u must be gross.once in morning once after work.

>>730231814
I work in an office environment and generally do not sweat. Also I am not obese.

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>>730231285
This thread full of obvious trolls.

Wiping ass with hand means shit goes under your nails. Even after using soap and washing your hands if you sniff your hand it will still smell like shit. Toilet paper is sanitary. You wipe till there no brown anymore and shower everyday ensuring you clean your asshole in shower.

This is like the argument circumcision is cleaner. Lol. Only if you a dirty cunt that don't shower.

Look, let's just all agree we are better then those gross middle eastern people who use their bare hands to wipe. Not racist, but that shit is gross.

>>730231388
>>730231388
lol, russia was in berlin an entire month before the allied forces, oh and whilst we are on the subject murica got their asses handed to them by a bunch of barley armed yellow people living underground.

Why dont you go have yourself a nice hot cup of fuck off you dumb dumb motherfucker.

>>730231981
Do you people not fold your toilet paper? Christ no wonder you get shit everywhere you use thin as fuck paper, just wipe with half a tissue why don't you?

>>730231659
>>730230031

What? No they dont.

>>730231659
yea dewd your really missing something, let me try and explain this in a way that a dumb americunt could understand.

Say you have 200 ml of coffee (I refuse to work in your archaic empirical units that my country invented and moved onto sensible units when empirical became obsolete).

we have 200 ml of coffee, we then add this to a container of volume 5000ml (5L) that contains 1000ml of water.

The coffee becomes diluted to a strength of 1/6th its original strength.

Add a further 1000ml and it becomes diluted to 1/11th its original strength.

My god I completely understand how trump is the president there.

>>730227939
>smearing shit across your asshole is gross
It's fucking better than smearing shit all across your asshole and ass cheeks when you stand up to walk to the bidet

>>730229659
If you shit on the ground, do you truly believe you'd be able to clean it up 100% using dry paper?

>>730232361
Then explain further maybe?

>>730232467
>calls me americunt
>says dewd
Not sure where all the sudden butthurt is coming from, but chill. Shit is not coffee, and all you've done is further my point. I get it, the shit gets diluted, yadda yadda but it's still there, not completely gone like all you bidetfags are claiming, so again how is it more sanitary than wiping?

>>730226180
If you wipe properly there's no reason for it. Also baby wipes.

>>730226585
This

>>730226180
>what is moist tp?

>>730228281
This guy knows how to take a shit

>>730229190
Triggered stinky German. Please go shower, Klaus.

Italian here: we use toilet paper AND bidet. In this order.

>>730227575
Good!!!!

>>730232467
Ok so toilet paper does the same thing you fucking retard. Are you making a shit soup or trying to clean your ass? Stupid eurotrash...

>>730227545
This is the real question here

>>730232677
No but it would do a better job than spraying the shit with a water hose. The level of intelligence exhibited by Europeans in this thread is dangerously low.

>>730233196
my fucking god....

*facepalms*

dude - german dialect used in 1800's amongst young men to mean 'fool'.

diluting != smearing the same consistency of shit all over your anus.

Man, really my schooling was some retarded archaic shit that didnt change since the 60's here. How the fuck are you THIS stupid,

When I do the dishes I wash in soapy water and rinse.

I dont use tissues because it has a limited surface area in which to pickup matter, or 'clean'.

rinsing under water not only provides soluability but allows the dirty object to some into contact with more surface area removing matter whilst simultaneously making the organic matter soluable.


Guys I really cant expand further on this.

>>730233904
Idiot.

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>>730232361
Yes, they do.

>>730233904
So you scrape off the shit with your hands like a monkey? And you think that's somehow more civilized or sophisticated? Jeeeez...

Frenchfag here
i don't have a bidet , all the people i know don't have one, it's kind of a fat people who can't wipe its ass alone thing here.

>>730234182
Nigger detected

Sponge on a stick. Milk instead of water.

>>730233621
This. Every other routine equals shit on your ass

>>730234171

lol, im with this guy.

how the actual fuck is this considered more sanitary?

>>730233904
Haha no, you know nothing of language and must among the largest and filthiest of trolls still in his parents basement. And it's becoming quite apparent that your schooling is some archaic shit since your posts are becoming increasingly incoherent. You further my point even more by talking about soapy water to wash dishes with as opposed to plain water sprayed on your ass. Also, if you do dishes properly you scrub them, or wipe them, like you should do with your ass rather than just spray water on them and call it a day. My god, if this is gow you treat you own ass I can only imagine how disgusting you are.

>>730234171
Don't ever shake hands with a left-handed sand nigger. The left hand is reserved for wiping, and they don't have toilet paper

>>730233994

butthurt

>>730234171

lel, nice comeback americunts, what I expect from socially and intellectually lesser evolved individuals, yet you probably still wear fedora's and have superior views even though you cant grasp such a simple concept.

>>730226180
I wash my ass in the sink. America for the win!

>>730234638
the illusion abit of permeable tissue is more civilised that actual washing. Next time I have a shower ill just use a ton of tissue instead lol

>>730231388
Well they haven't lost to Vietnamese farmers

>>730234653
1/10 anon, how many fedoras do you own?

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>>730226180
i don't like liquid shit on my ballsack.

>>730235021
Dirty European monkey, please go wash your hands 1,000 times, and while you're at it take a shower as well. I can smell you through this thread.

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>>730233621
/thread

>>730235021
Coming from an Island of people with horrible teeth and foul hygiene (I had an english lad for a roommate in college and he bathed only if he really had two, at least once every 3 days). Quite rich.

>>730226180
We are dirty and we love it

>>730235129
Typical European, you don't even know how a shower works, do you?

>>730235387
Do you know what a bidet is?, if yes, you are doing it very wrongly

>>730235262
None, but nice try

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lvWJUIX2H8
Personal video tutorial on how to use a bidet

>>730235575
plot twist- america is made up of europeans because you massacred the people that were originally there...I think this is probably the most uninformed, uneducated thread ive been on ina while here

>>730231388
wtf has that got to do with anything?. It's 2017 ffs, get over shit that happened fucking years ago....move on.

>>730231388
yawn

You don't use soap in the bidet and you're literally touching shit with your bare hands. To be so delusional to think this is somehow more sanitary requires a level of mental gymnastics I've never seen before.

>>730235932
That doesn't even make sense. Americans are not Europeans, they are Americans.

Regardless of that, Europe (non-American immigrant) is responsible for far more colonization and genocide of native peoples than those that immigrated to America.

Typical European education, read a book Mohamed.

>>730233621

so you avoid touching shit with your hands by using toilet paper, and then you touch shit with your hands.

wut

>>730232115
fuck you retard

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>>730236226
So you admit wiping still leaves shit on your ass

>>730233904
>reddit spacing
fuck off you absolute retard

>>730235500
the assumption and narrowmindedness that 1 person speaks for an entire culture of people.

also >>730235932 this,

Man I applaud the retardation of you rednecks, I bet you all still believe you won the 'nam war cos you saw it in every movie you made aboutit.

Im glad you think this way because every other country on the planet abhors you, and provided you still believe that we are all unevolved (psstt hahaha we seeded your civilisation) it maintains that most of you stay the fuck out.

>best cultures
>hottest womens
>best food
>best languages, we all speak multiple languages because we arent completely fucking retarded as to speak 1 shit language badly.

There are plenty of studies to prove children that grow up bilingual have higher cognitive function.

america 0 - 1 europe.

You bitches were too terrified to even get involved in WW2 until after pearl harbour.

>russia won the war, you are horrifically misinformed by your movies that you cant seem to discern from reality.

>>730236213
Most Americans claim they are not American, they are all fucking Irish or Italian. How the fuck can you be Irish or Italian if you are born in fuckin Boston, Such a proud bunch of people.

>>730236341

I'm not going to pretend that my asshole is immaculate post-shit. I'm not around a lot of eurotrash, so I'm not anticipating getting rimmed at a moments notice.

I shower regularly so none of this is an issue.

>>730236274
butthurt bitch, the truth hurts nigger

>>730227545
You have to use toilet paper, not a towel

>>730236627
you sound the most butthurt out of anyone in this thread

>>730236354
bitch ive been here since 2003, I only know reddit as a phenomenon of cancer such as yourself migrating to my /b/

>>730236707
>yet he spaces his posts like a redditard

go hang yourself

>>730236796
How would you know about redditard spacing if you never go there yourself? Gigafaggot

>>730236677

just enjoying wailing on some dumb muricans, fucking hilarious seeing how determined you all are in your ignorance.

>>730236677
Fuck you you fucking nigger faggot cunt.

>>730236513
>being this mad that you lost the bidet argument kek

>>730232467
So you just dilute your shitty asshole instead of getting it clean?

>>730236991
>deflecting this hard
you have to go back

>>730237017
wow you are really sad

>>730236569
Idk about most Americans... it's definitely a minority. And the majority of those that claim they are Irish or whatever do it in context of their ethnicity/heritage, they aren't actually claiming to be from Ireland.

>>730226180
I just get my missus to lick me clean, doesn't everyone?

Why don't Americans use kettles?

>>730236796
>>730236796
really determined about the reddit shit, what are you doing here again nigger??

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>>730226180
our american drinking fountains are much easier to use than your european ones

>pic related

>>730226180
Just didn't catch on here I guess

>>730237210
fuck americans up the RA

>>730237210
They say they are Irish, that means they are born in Ireland. They don't say I'm from Irish stock or have Irish blood. They are so fucking odd, pretty nice on the whole but really fucking odd.

>>730237179
kid with a magnifying glass on an antihill, what can I say.

Sunday funday, dont flatter yourself thinking this is the only thread im bootin to.

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>>730226180
ULTIMATE ASS-WIPING TUTORIAL

1. After taking a shit, carefully stand up in a way that you are still mostly squatting. This is important if you took an extra-sticky to shit to avoid smearing it all over your ass cheeks.

2. Use toilet paper to clean off the majority of the shit. Use a sort of "digging" motion, rather than a "wiping" motion to avoid smearing.

3. Once you've wiped thoroughly with toilet paper, go over the area again with a "wet-wipe" (baby-wipe / disposable towelette / whatever your fucked up country calls it). If you do not have these available, you should probably be outside pooping into the street anyways, because you're in a third world country.

4. Fold the wet-wipe as many times as possible to maximize the number of wipes you can get out of a single wet-wipe. Inspect the wet-wipe after each time, to see if you are 'clean'. Make sure you get the surrounding area, not just the anus.

5. You may need a second wet-wipe for this step, depending on how messy your bowel movement was. Through the wet-wipe, push your finger into your rectum and clean the inside too.

6. Now that your ass is squeaky clean, you may use a hand towel to dry your ass off. Certain brands of wet-wipes can be very moist and leave the ass feeling uncomfortably wet.

>>730237290
because thats how redditards post their shit. its so obvious when they come here acting all self righteous

>>730237304
kek

>>730237376
You wanna fuck Americans where?

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>>730226180
Bidet master race reporting in. Clean ass every time I poop + ability to wash lower side of my body without overshowering everyday.

>>730237471
Would I have to wash my hands after this method? It seems like my hand doesn't at any point come in contact with anything.

Why would I need a bidet when I can just shit myself in Walmart?

>>730237453
hmm not really, in the uk we have pakis (pakistanis) which are 3rd generation, they all speak urdu, eat curry and dont mix with whites.

I am second generation irish-italian, I would never consider myself english or even british even though I was born here.

My heritage is Irish and Italian, as a person my characteristics are closest to the Irish, and Italians (as an example I prefer bread with olive oil, not butter).....

>>730237017
Wailing on? Europe got btfo in this thread.

>>730237579
That was supposed to be 2 different sentences. Fuck americans in general and UP THE RA

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>>730228281
yes, good goyim, keep buying baby wipes and toilet paper every week instead of buying a $40 bidet attachment for the toilet and buying paper once a year.

>>730237255
THIS! Like, how the fuck do you even live without a kettle?

>>730237477
>>730237477
lel what even is reddit, I dont come here nigger its the only board I post on, I AM here newfag get the fuck off my /b/

>>730237453
No. That is not what that means. I'm not sure who told you that but you were stupid to believe it.

Its just easier to say "Irish" than "of Irish descent".

Context is everything.

>>730237830
If you are born in England, you are English, regardless of background, how fucking hard is that to understand?. What does it say on your passport?

>>730238003
>trying this hard

>>730237992
they boil water in the microwave. disgusting

>>730238067
fuck off you retard

>>730237734
Don't be a lazy cunt and wash them anyway just in case

>>730237834
sure we did champ, we had so many of you muricans 'representing', you fuckers would get 0 gold medals in the olympics if it werent for the niggers.

I am kek'ing all over the floor right now at your post.

stop it really, my sides..

>>730237471
This was correct up until the hand towel part. What the fuck is wrong with you, hand towels are not for anal use you nasty motherfucker. Get wet wipes that don't leave your ass wet, or just let it air dry for 30 seconds while you wash your hands.

You are a disgrace to your country and you would probably fit in more in Europe where they use communal ass towels.

>>730232639
Pretty much this. When you sit on the toilet your ass cheeks spread enough in a manner that no shit touches anything but your anus. That's not that hard to clean with TP unless you're a neanderthal. Standing up to switch devices will surely mean someone, somewhere is getting shit somewhere they're not suppose to.

>>730238128
That's retarded, isn't it dangerous as well? I had teachers tell me never to do that coz the water can explode in your face...

>>730238016
well everyone in Ireland would really appreciate if they stopped, they the only people who say shit like that, you don't hear of australians going around saying they're irish

>>730237734
Toilet paper isnt impermeable. Neither are baby wipes. Don't be European, just wash your hands you degenerate.

>>730238067
please read

>>730237830

>>730238129
It says that on your passport?, wow, they must really know you well.

>>730238067
Dude you are stupid and you aren't even arguing against what he is saying, you're arguing against your own made-up argument. Just stop arguing you retard.

>>730238098
hahaha!!!

my god, I can only imagine how much of a kissless virgin you are.

' I dont understand the movie the martian, how can humans live with no sound'

hahaha guy! good one!

>>730238408
you are what you descend from. dont bring that kike bullshit "MUH PASSPORT"

>>730238222
Cringe.

>>730238328
This. This guys gets it.

>>730226180
What is that apologetic little stream of water going to do? I'd need a pressure washer.

>>730238480
>when a redditard gets mad he turns to sarcasm

imagine making a cup of tea in the microwave

>>730238067
Which one? Worthless British passport says British, awesome Paddy passport says Irish.

>>730238441
yeah, whatever. You people are just fucking idiotic. I'm not British but I was born there?, fuck off.

>>730238629
nigger detected

>>730238486
God help this planet. No wonder it's so fucked.

>>730238147
>>730238343
I'm not hearing a lot of facts. Just name calling.

>>730238522
still with the reddit shit, man you need an intervention, bravo you learned to greentext, doesent change the fact you are coming off as a total little bitch :P

>>730238710
oy vey

>>730238580
The one that states your place of birth. I have both too, and yeah, the British one is gonna be junk in 2 years time. And fuck these fucking captchas

>>730238798
> :p
newfag

>>730237255
>Excuse me while I hold my teeny china cup with my little finger pointing out...

The only people I know with kettles are old ladies. The only people I know that drink tea are old ladies.

>>730238847
Oy vey iz mir, bredren

>>730238629
Lol he didn't even say that. Again you are arguing against your own made-up arguments. Grow the fuck up.

>>730238629
Why do you give this much of a shit that I'd rather call myself Irish than British?

>>730238783
Let me go ahead and repeat myself since you clearly aren't very good at reading. I'll make it easier and type in caps:

TOILET PAPER ISNT IMPERMEABLE.

>>730238941
fuck off, you silly twat. I'll be fucking African then, as we all came from there millions of years ago.

>>730238928
kettles aren't just used for tea you fag it's much easier using a kettle than boiling water in a microwave or on a stove you primitive fuck

>>730238928
You're either lying or not British.

Either way, I use kettles for so much more than tea. Instant coffee (so much easier), boiling water to cook, instant noodles.

>>730239036
I dont care where you are from, just don't say your fucking irish/italian/welsh/french whatever if you ain't fuckin born there. Most people would rather be anything other than British.

>>730239220
But why is it your business? My dad was born there, my mum's parents were, I lived there for a year, I am Irish. Besides I was born in Liverpool which is basically Ireland anyway...

>>730239370
You're not Irish pal

>>730239370
Post your bank details to prove you're Irish.

>>730238885
you should be taking notes biatch, I just turned this thread into a race hate thread and now im leaving, mah work here is done ;)

people were using ASCII expressions way before emoji's, jesus I know you have no intelligence but do you even internet.

I lookforward to your pathetic responses thinking your winning at something, like watching a potato think they are a real person.

>>730239515
This, see, I'm not the only one!.
> Born in Liverpool, United Kingdom
> Claims to be Irish, which is not in the UK.

>>730236513
>Russians won the war
They ended the europeon theater, not WWII
>We were too terrified to get involved in WWII
So i guess we weren't sending supplies to United Kingdom and allies

Terrible b8 m8

>>730239641
>your

>>730239370
In that case, I'm Russian. I've never been there, or know anyone from there, but I have seen it on TV. Prick. Pogue Mahon.

>>730236643
well, that must work out just great, with a wet ass

>>730239515
>>730239717
>forgetting that there is still a part of Ireland in the UK.

>>730239839
Did I not just say I've lived in Ireland before retard

>>730239370
If you were Irish you'd never say Liverpool is basically Ireland... Fuck the brits

>>730239897
Only the stolen bit. Thats not Eire.

>>730239048
If you're trying to make it easier I don't see why you don't just actually make it easier.
>Yes or No
Do I need to wash my hands?

>>730238128
No we don't what the fuck lol. Just put it in a pot on the stove. Literally never seen or heard of one person who does this.

>>730239897
Living In a country doesn't mean you were born there, how do you not understand this?.

>>730240081
I had an American teacher who said that's what they do

>>730239154
I cant think of anything I'd need to boil, that wouldnt need to boil for several minutes, as in a pot on a stove.

>>730239204
I'm not lying, and I'm not British, I never said I was. Also, I have a coffee pot that takes like 2 minutes to make 4 cups of coffee, I dont drink instant. And just because this is /b/ doesnt mean everybody eats ramen and hot pockets.

Also, does tea not need to steep in England? Because I dont see the time advantage, when I can boil water in my coffee pot anyways. Is a coffee pot without coffee in it not just an electric kettle?

>>730239953
This, many,many times. Probably calls Derry Londonderry. Cunt.

>>730240179
Never said I was born there, just said I am Irish. I was just saying how stupid your Russia analogy was.

>>730240258
Get fucked mate my dad's from the Bogside, lived there for a year

>>730240258
he'd be bet walking around ireland saying shit like that

>>730240364
your da's a culchie bastard

>>730240239
Everybody in America does things differently, even in families.

>>730240078
I've already made it clear that you need to wash your hands. Its not my fault that you can't read.

>>730240463
You're not wrong there pal

>>730237700

looks like a bus station from the 30's

>>730240239
Oh so you heard one retard who probably lived in an efficiancy apartment with no stove say it, so it must mean every American does that.

It is a very small minority of people who boil water in the microwave.

>>730240501
So yes or no?
>Asked for a yes or no
>Couldn't figure out how to do it
>I'm the one who can't into reading
>Whew

>>730240245
That's fair, if you have a coffee pot that can just boil water that is basically a kettle

>>730240686
It was a clear yes. Are you retarded, bud?

>>730240413
As a scouser I've never had any problems calling myself Irish in Ireland

>>730227939
So is sitting on a sink to wash your nasty ass

>>730240364
you are really stupid.

>>730228926
Yet Europeans interpret "high culture" as being raped by Muslims and feeling guilty the rapist is getting deported back to africa

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>>730232467
>I refuse to work in your archaic empirical units that my country invented and moved onto sensible units when empirical became obsolete
Cute.

>>730241072
Zing

>>730241072
We are all Africans

Why do you guys argue like children... fuck you guys are all annoying as fuck. Literally areguin about shit like its life or death.
>Hurrrr my irish ass and a bidet faggot

>>730241417
What the fuck are you doing here then? Don't like it, move on, whiny bitch

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>>730237017
have fun in your new caliphate, Rölph. also not anon

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>>730238067
>If you are born in England, you are English
No you're British. English is only for white people.

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>>730242038
>Caliphate

Posts something Egyptian that is most likely fake.

>>730226180
Wanna try again in English?

Biologist fag here, bidets are shown to have E. coli and fecal mites. And ass towels spread the gay

>>730241417
Because I wanted to read about what people think about using bidets and why they do or don't. Instead I landed in a shitfit over being Irish/American/European and arguements between a 14 year old a fucking retard.
Any more questions? I'm assuming you're the 14 year old.

>>730241651
>>730242488

>>730242391
>And ass towels spread the gay
Is that your biological view?

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>>730226180
>>730226180
>>730226180
>>730226180
>>730226180

Italian master race here.
Since you americans are all subhumans, i will explain to you how to take a dump, and clean yourself, like a normal human being.
> sit on the toilet
> Expel all your half digested unhealty burger shit
> Use toilet paper, 2 - 3 times.
> Flush
> Sit on the holy bidet, open the sink, don't be a pussy and use hot water.
> Take the soap (the normal human beings, like us, use a special kind of soap for the private parts of the body) USE YOUR FUCKING HAND and clean your dirty smelly ass.
> Use your fucking, personal, towel, used ONLY for the bidet, BEFORE GETTING UP.

Now you know how to take a shit, fucking cazzo.

>>730227939
A bidet does not disinfect. It mearly splashes fecal bacteria all over the bowl. Toilet paper works even less but the only thing to kill fecal bacteria is strong soaps or various substances that react with said bacteria. If you get shit on your hands do you just rinse it off or do yoy use soap?

My question IS your answer. You need a rinse followed by a bleach spritz on your ass then another flashy bidet blast for your gassy ass

>>730242768
/thread

>>730242908
That's why you use a special soap when cleaning yourself in the bidet.

>>730243001
Fellow Italian
Amerifags will be fags
They can't understand basic hygiene rules

>>730228281
I have to shove wipes up my asshole then pull them out like a dispenser. Otherwise it gets on my undies. Even after using a whole roll one day i still had skids. Fuck i had skids in the front of my undies a few timea no idea how

I often find myself on a toilet pretty far away from a sink, is it ok to use spit instead of water on the paper to wipe clean? I figure the human mouth is full of bacteria of different types than the ones in your ass.

>>730229056
You should buy a bidet not made in eauropea

>>730242488
Eh meant why you on b in general, all we do is get distracted, argue and post porn

>>730237952
i put the baby wipes under the cart & get em for free. i got a cleaner ass than you and more money in my wallet

>>730243101
What did you expected from a country that thinks National Health Services are socialist propaganda ?

>>730240245
>▶
>>730240245
+1 respects, I cannot drink instant, when I drink tea its only earl grey because its delicious.

>>730228926
You
>>730241072
Listen to him.

>Grouping 330 million people into one euroshit vision of every American

>>730243539
>0.02 cents has been deposited into your account

>>730243112
See a doctor for your disgusting ass drips

>>730243112
Rectal Prolapse
See a doctor, you fucking pig.

>>730234182
Your country is the india of europe and your best city smells like piles of shit you have no right to say anything.

Also does anyone else deliberately fuck with capcha to ruin its artificially intelligent goal of learning how to conqour earth

>>730235099
And you wash your hands in the toilet. Yeah...go fagmuricastan

>>730244614
>France
>India of Europe

It's like you've never even heard of Romania...

>>730244614
No.
But you're fucking right, Paris smells like piss.

>>730244868
Romania is more like Mexico.
France smells lik everywhere, maybe the too take shits in the streets.

>>730245112
smells like shit*

>>730236584
Rimming - "shove your food taster up my poop ejecting place and taste the delicious bacterial filth going inside you".

>>730237453
So ching chang chicken chips chongwith his squinty eyes that has two chinese parents born in china and gave birth to him in america

Isnt chinese?????

Mr john "stars and stripes" smith moved to Jamaica so now hes authentically rasta just like the black people there right. In fact over the years his skin will turn black and he'll begin shooting black baby sperms. Then if he moves to russia and has a black kid that kid is russian right? Fuck im too american to understand this racial algebraic calculus

>>730236584
So you're ok to go around with your asshole half clean.

American culture right here.

>>730243001
Oooohhh so you need
a special soap for your hands
A special soap for your dangly bits
A special soap for your dishes
and some special hydrating micro bead filled with the tears of children and blood of virgins shampoo
Then you take your sperm of god infused lotion and apply all over your body thrice daily.

You guys must really be dirty if you need all that.

>>730235575
Kek

>>730246940
No, we use antibacterial soap for the bidet.
You know, we're not subhumans, we care about our hygiene.

>>730226180
The bathtub does the same thing, why waste money on bidet ?

>>730247346
Rain does the same as a shower and a hole in the ground does the same as a toilet. Why waste money on a bathroom

>>730226180
8/10 made me lol (and reply)

>>730246947
Q

>>730246940
Also, you're intentionally missing the point, because you're on denial, it's ok, it's hard to accept, but you finally know, you're a subhuman.

>>730242266
it most definitely is not fake, accept your nu fate of eating halal food and going to mandatory Islamic studies fag

>>730247723
So hand soap isnt good enough for your fragile precious bunghole?

That was my point retard. Get some foot soap and ear soap and two thats right TWO soaps for your dangles. Case the baubles and baseball bat each need their own special lavender almond cherry soap

>>730226180
Because I rent, and I can't go around installing large plumbing projects in rental properties.... Do you put a bidet in every place you go or is it there when you moved in? Because that's literally the only answer

>>730248240
I don't need ear and foot soap, the skin there is identical to the rest of the body, except private parts, there the skins is thinner and more delicate.

>>730232467
Lol most American children are taught both methods of measurement... I use both interchangeably at my work in an uneducated skilled labor field. Stop acting like your goverment you were born into makes you smart. In America I'm asked, as someone who is entirely uneducated, to perform moderator complex geometry in two different forms of measurmenr thousands of times a day with no mistakes... Everyone in the eu that I've talked to that has done my job went to 4 years of school for my job exclusively and I have to help them with things

>>730237453
It's commonly understood to mean they have Irish heritage, it's really nothing to get upset about.

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>>730237700
You have piss all over your floor.

>>730248240
Now that i think about it, since you're a subhuman, maybe your skin is thicker, more robust, after eons of breeding with niggers, that may be tha case.

>>730249331
I think it's water.

I hope it's water.

>>730238328
The only people in Ireland who give a shit are autistic, I'm legitimately from the country and have never met anyone who cares