NZ thread cunts Wellington reporting in

Congrats on getting internet over there bru

Why are IDs even gone?

>>730207950
Motherfucker it's the S U C C edition
Anon said he'd fuck a vacuum cleaner tonight and post results. Surely they'll deliver...

>>730208009
get out aye

>>730208088
No one cares about the edition, newfag

>>730208088
fuck u

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>>730207950
>family planning plz respond

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>>730207950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-CrNlilZho

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>>730208009
we have internet that is faster than most other countries internet. mate.

>>730210266
>Dunedin
OP's in Welly you retard

>>730210489
they can also get this internet in Welly you knob.

https://www.chorus.co.nz/chorus-launches-gigabit-wholesale-broadband-services-nationwide

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>>730207950
lads

>>730210489
>>730210668
OP here at Auckland uni, internets fucking fast in the city

>>730207950
fellow welly fag here

>>730207950

christchurch cunt reporting in

>>730211066
Porirua savage, you?

>>730211237
The city. livin that slum lyfe

>>730210266

Your ping is going to be shit no matter what speed test says. You cant change the fact you live at the end of the earth and your signal has to make a dozen jumps to get out of asia

someone post spaghetti butthole

>>730211327
that's chill back from Auckland for semester break. Fucking cold here

>>730211474
Yeah. i know this. lmao. I study IT and know more about Networking than other fields.

I get ~200ms to most of the United States and about ~250ms to most of Europe.

>>730211672
>study IT

Whitirea is a meme

Hi guys... Chch reporting in

I'm a /pol/tard feeling degenerate so returning to /b/ tonight after a four year absence. Have I missed anything?

>>730211769
completely wrong island, mate.

>>730211810
IDbro still gone

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Who's got the rest of this set of nudes that were dump here the other night

>>730211810
I was on the TC one night and a guy fucked a watermelon. You've missed nothing.

>>730211893
that was completely amazing, never forget watermelon fucking guy

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>>730211873
Was that the jazzmin parker set

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>>730212120
Yeah that's the one

>>730211672

When I was in the UK I was getting 60-80ms to west europe, and 100-120 to the east coast US. You could tell the difference even though there was only 40ms difference. I dont know why anyone bothers playing online shooters down here

>>730211861
Fuck no. Why are ids still gone?
>>730211893
OK usual b stuff.

I greentexted the night I got (happily) molested by my friends mum when I was 13 in another thread. It ended up being a fucking novel, anyone interested in that kinda shit here? Never told anyone about it ever and reliving it got me up and going. Now ive fapped I'm all chilled and everything is sweet with the world

>>730212261
.... i don't.

ping is legit why.

>>730212352
I didn't see it, plz tell

>>730212389

Why does ping make a difference in online games? Is that what youre asking?

Im just an end user, so far from being an expert.

>>730212499

OK mate.... If anyone interested.

> best friend since kindy, always hanging out together. Let's call him Robert and you can call be Andrew.
> by age 12 friendship starts failing
> realise he's pretty odd and spills his spaghetti a lot
> his parents divorcing which makes him moody and cry a lot too
> I'm starting to get interested in girls, and my best friend is cramping my style
> one day I'm over his place after school, suddenly see his mum in a different light.
> she's like 29, long blonde hair, 5'5, regular size tits, good figure.
> I have no idea about signals but think she's always asking too many questions or too interested in me
> she suggests sleep over, 'its been ages since you guys did anything like that, how about it anon, you wanna come over hang with us this Saturday? Robert you wanna invite some other boys too? Can get some DVDs from blockbuster and I'll order pizza hut ( 2003 13 year old god tier night)'
> my mums sweet with it, she and Roberts mum are kinda mates anyway
> bike over, see a couple other friends there, all from my grade, good vibes
> Roberts mums is a great hostess. Keeps the coca cola flowing, baked some cakes, put out bowls of chips and nuts. Pretty awesome I thought.
> she's in a summer floral dress and looks hot AF
> getting to 7 o'clock she says. Right I'm driving to pick up the pizza and gonna stop at the supermarket to get some things. I need a boy to come with me to help. Any takers?
> everyone wants to fucking go with her but because we are all retarded no one pipes up
> she says, OK I'm picking someone at random. Whoevers names is first in the alphabet has to help me
> I'm like fuck yeah score! Being called Andrew rules. Pretend to be disappointed and want to stay with mates because i think thats what i have to do. Later I put 2 and 2 together and realised she made sure just I went with her.
> she gets car keys and we are away

>>730212561
No i was just saying I don't play online shooters, because of the ping issue.

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Evening lads, Wanganui reporting in

Capital lads, CBD reporting

So whats your faggots plans for World War Three?

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>>730212978
die in a sea of hell fire

>>730212955
ey same here. you best not be in a dorm son.
>>730212978
Volunteer

>>730212874

> in the SUV she's talking about random shit, asking how I'm going, got a gf yet?
> being 13 I say nothing really and just grunt
> she says appreciates I'm a good friend for Robert, he's doing it tough since his dad and I split and I think you are a real good young man for sticking with him.
> she called me a young man, and said it in a way that made my balls tingle
> sitting at the lights she looks at me, puts her hand firmly on my knee and says ' I can't thank you enough, you are a great kid.' She looks straight at my eyes and as she takes her hand off my knee she runs her nails up my thigh
> I nearly came then and there.
> being borderline retarded I didn't think she was meaning to be sexual, just doing mum kinda stuff.
> run into supermarket with her, feel a bit like her boyfriend, and I get a kick out of being seen in public with her
> put bags in the back of the SUV. She has to move stuff around, leans forward and pushes some boxes, gives me a great view of her arse.
> Andrew, wanna help me here please, just take this box its heavy. I get close and she 'fumbles' with a box to pass to me. For a few seconds my body is pushed right next to hers. She feels soft, smells beautiful and I'm like a rabbit in headlights. She puts her knee up to steady the box and next thing I know she's pushing her knee into my crotch.
> driving to Pizza Hut I'm crossing my legs. Wearing shorts and rock hard im fucking embarrassed. Trying everything to make it go down before i have to get out.
> she's still talking about her husband and stuff, typical woman stuff
> we pull up, 'OK Andrew let's get this food!'
> oh I um can I stay inside please.
> whats up mate? Something wrong?
> 'oh no, I just think i have a sore stomach.' With total hard on im all curled over towards the door trying to hide my boner
> she looks genuinely worried and puts her hand on my abdomen. Doing so she's put her hand smack bang on my boner, the head sticking up out of my shorts and under my shirt

>>730212949
are you one of ben lacock's mates?

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Any cunt from timaru?

>>730213136
preparing to fap

>>730213373
yeah, this guy is >>730210825

>>730213305
no idea who that is

>>730213136

> first time anybody was touched my junk. And its a grown arse woman doing it in a car park of a strip mall.
> she realizes I'm freaked out and acts real cool. Says sorry mate, didn't mean to do that don't be embarrassed, that kinda this is way normal. Tell you what I'll get the pizza, you just stay here. Gives me a wink and pats me on the crotch. Like seriously she pats me on the crotch and cops a quick but decent feel.
> she's in the shop, looks and waves back at me while waiting, goofing around
> comes back with a cuntload of hot pizzas. 'Says you gotta hold these but careful theyre hot', she gets a throw off the back seat and puts in over my lap. Again puts her hand on my cock. And yes I'm still hard
> drive home nothing out of the ordinary. We are just joking about shit and I'm pretty stoked to get to pick at the pizza and garlic bread before the others
> its kind of all forgotten when we pull up, just go in sit with my mates and gorge out watching X2
> Roberts mum keeps popping in to check on us boys
> I've put what happened as an accident on her part. Like she didn't mean to do anything. Almost forget all about it
> after movie finished we all have cabin fever and run around the house a bit. Decide to do hide and seek. Its a big house and huge section with massive garage. Everyone has torches and hides.
> as I'm going through the kitchen she says Andrew come with me great hiding spot upstairs.
> takes me to her bedroom.
> like I said I'm a retard and didnt think anything of it
> she opens the walk in wardrobe and says quick hide in here with me.
> THIS is when my brain suddenly realises, OK shits just gone weird. This is adult territory here and im outta my league. This woman is gonna own me
> part of me wanted to nope the fuck out of there, but I also wanted to see what this was about.
> she closes the door and the light goes out automatically its a dark wardrobe and a real tight squeeze.

>>730213119
Negative, Apartment on Tory Street. Yourself?

>>730211810
Shadilay my friend.

I hardly browse /b/ these days

>>730213644
On Dixon. I want to murder the piss head students around the corner.

>>730213600

> she has me pinned up against the wall, says quietly in my ear, let's keep quiet, shouldnt find us here
> first time a woman breaths into my ear and on my neck, her whole body pushed up against me. Instant boner.
> nothing happening though
> she's just pressed against me for a couple minutes breathing in my ear
> I'm confused, she can obviously feel my dick against her. What happens next?
> I wanted to hold her put my hands on her arse, anything to break the suspense but was afraid she would hit me
> after another minute of nothing happening she pushes more into me and says 'do you like what you feel?'
> uh huh
> 'thats good, I like the feel of you too'
> silence... I'm a kid, I dont know what to say back.....
> Andrew, if I say you can hold me and see me and spend special time with me whenever you want would you keep it secret. Like just between us.
> uh huh. Actually she could have told me to kill everyone in my family and I would have agreed.
> 'ever done anything like this before?'
> no ma'am
> again you must promise to keep secret. Because if you say anything, to anyone, even another boy I will get into real trouble
> I nod, I'm not stupid I've heard about this shit happening I know how it works
> suddenly she's kissing me
> like tongue in mouth trying to swallow my tonsils kissing me. I think I try to kiss back and keep up with her but im being devoured. Ive got no experience and kissing me is like kissing a horse with big teeth
> I'm excited but scared, she is making noises like I've never heard before. Like horny AF shit.
> she says we have to make this quick. I will get you back downstairs shortly. Remember, say nothing.
> I'm thinking stop telling me that, I'll never breath a world until 14 years time when I finally blab on /b/
> my hands still at my sides she tells me to hug her and put them 'anywhere you want'
> BEWBS! Zomg these are boobs in my hands
> and shes liking it. She's a hot woman, and is letting me do this to her.

>>730213762
what's the hall near you?

>>730214277
Ah capital I think. It's brand new.

post the nudez of the bachelor grillz

>>730214067
go on nigga

>>730213385
No problems at all mate. Hope you enjoy!

>>730214067
> she changes tack. ' OK, We've been up here too long. I better get you back downstairs.'
> I'm like wtf? Don't do this too me I'm about to explode.
> she sees the look in my face as the wardrobe door opens and the light comes on
> then without saying a word, she smiles, tells me to sit on the corner of the bed.
> she stands by the bed and pulls me forward, then gets on her knees in front of me.
> then whispers in my ear 'Honey, you just sit back and enjoy this
> i'm about to pass out. Have had about 600 hard ons in the last 3 hours and can't take much more
> she has a hand on each leg and opens them a little and getting in between them
> rubbing her hand up and down my thighs
> fingernails start fidgeting around my crotch, trying to get her hand under my jocks. Tickling my balls
> she pulls the elastic up and gets her fingers right in there. Then her face. Suddenly i can feel a tongue, shes trying to force her tongue into my underwear.
> the cool feel of tongue lapping against one of my balls is heaven.
> she pushes my leg open to get more access. Pulls that ball out with her mouth and is sucking on it. I'm like, shit this is the real thing
> I'm in heaven but I think she was enjoying this even more than me
> is humming as she sucks that single ball. My eyes are fixated by the amazing show. She says 'You liking this hon aren't you'
> her saying that just about tipped me over the edge I shuddered and kicked my knees up a little
> she takes her mouth off me and says 'You have started cumming haven't you?
> yes
> and you said you havent ever done anything like this before
> no
> so I'm going to get you to cum honey, and your gonna cum in my mouth for me
> then she goes straight for it. Pulls the front of my shorts down.
> wrestles my dick out. She's holding it in her hand and inspects it for a few moments
> looks at me, smiles and holding my gaze puts her lips around my head

>>730214737
this is several of my fantasies rolled into one.

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>>730214737

>>730214737

> she has my cock head in her mouth and just stops there. Doesn't take it all in like I've seen in porn. Is just licking under my head and rhythmically sucking the tip. Puts her hands on my thighs and squeezes them so tight it starts to hurt
> that's all I need
> I start to feel it in my balls. The rhythm of her lips on my cock head feels like shes milking me
> shes only about 30 seconds into it theres no way i can hold on. she can tell I'm about to blow
> without taking me out of her mouth says something corny like 'shoot it into me baby, give it to me hon, I want to taste you'
> now she starts bobbing up and down like I expected
> I'm in ecstacy, in pain, i feel like I'm dying and in heaven
> my knees buckle up and I start cuming
> I'd come plenty times before by fapping but it never felt like this
> she is enjoying it as much as me.
> shes slurping, not missing a beat.
> swallows it all and stays on me after I've nutted, she breathing real heavy
> starts to hurt me and I pull away
> I'm so fucking confused, feel like I've been hit by a truck
> I'm tired, my legs are shaking, feel like an asthma attack
> so this is sex! Shit, I have no words
> with no need to clean up she tucks me back into my pants and sits next to me.
> 'honey, I enjoyed that. And I know you did too.'
> I can't even say anything
> she giggles and kisses my forehead
> starts nibbling my ear, says 'Andrew I know you want to do that again. I'll give you that and more tonight. You would like that wouldn't you?'
> I smile and nod
> 'OK here's what's gonna happen. I'm going to go downstairs and put the next movie on. You stay here for a few minutes and get yourself sorted OK
> you come down in a couple minutes. Don't worry no one will know you've been here. Remember our secret
> I'm starting to regain conciousness
> she tongue kisses me again
> then she puts herself back on the floor in between my legs
> I'm confused, what's she doing now?

>>730215315
Sorry. Molested anon here. My kids crying. I've gotta sort him out. Back with more soon guys (and hopefully girls).

Looks like the pikeys have pulled out of the joseph parker title defense. What a waste of time! I figured the writing was on the wall when they wouldnt let their criminal coach into the country, but the whole fury brand is a joke now.

Parker needed a better fight than this anyway to prove he is up to the world standard

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>>730215471

>>730215390

I don't think I've ever wanted a kid to stop crying more in my life.

so while we wait for molested anon, whats everyone doing for ANZAC Day.

bump for the stroy

>>730216355
will goto a service in my area, there's one at 8am or 11am depending on how far I want to travel.

Would probably go to the 11am one as I can walk to that.

>>730216889
>66 posts
Disappointing enough in itself

>>730216981
How so?

>>730216981
bump for days then lad

>>730215315
> she nestles herself back in between my legs
> don't worry Andrew, just wanna do something real quick
> ?????
> she pulls the front of my shorts down completely. Exposing all my junk in its glory for the first time.
> she cups my balls up, kisses my soft cock opens her mouth wide and takes the whole lot in
> I'm looking at my best mates mum with a huge grin on her face and she's able to fit everything ive got in her mouth
> she says 'just wanted another little taste, and something for you to look forward to.'
> she fucks off and I'm lying there confused AF. I'm excited but worried word will get out somehow and I'll get in trouble.
> wait a couple minutes and quietly piss bolt downstairs.
> two boys are in the media room, Robert and our other mate are now being All Blacks on the back deck.
> no one suspected a thing
> Roberts mum goes straight back to hosting. Refills a bowl of twisties tops up our soft drink.
> she goes to the lounge to do whatever a pedo mum does after blowing off a kid and we settle in for Pirates of the Caribbean
> im sitting up the back, look at all my friends and try to make sense of what happened.
> we were all virgins, and I'd definitely done more than any of them but there was no way I could tell them.
> about an hour later run off to take a piss
> walk past lounge
> i take a leak, inspect my cock to see if it looks any more grown up, have a quick 10 second tug for good luck then im back out in the hallway
> she's standing outside the bathroom, gives me the shush signal and takes me by the hand into the garage
> she asks how I'm doing
> fine
> did I like what happened
> yes thank you (I seriously said yes thank you. Gotta have manners kek)
> she tells me to sit on the washing machine
> I ain't gonna argue
> she says just a quick play, we can have proper fun later tonight
> she kind of manouevres the top of her dress over and suddenly im face to face with one of her tits.

>>730217312
Time was we'd have 300'd one or two threads by now

>>730217419
> I copped a feel earlier but that was all. Never got to see or taste them
> just a decent handful, I thought it was huge but now I'd say she was probably below average size. Just perky, small nipple, the kind of boobs I go for now
> I instinctly know what to do
> start sucking on her boob
> shit this is nice. Like far out. I could do this forever.
> I must've got a bit hard out coz she did a little 'aaaah aaah aaah hold your horses, not so rough'
> she pulls me off her
> her hand goes to my crotch, obviously I'm rock hard
>she says 'dont get too excited hon, you've gotta go back to the room in a moment.'
> starts tongue hockey, her hands fumbling around my pants.
> she pulls my dick out from the leg of my shorts as gives me a 5 seconds handy
> stops kissing me then an instant later she has her mouth on my cock again.
> this woman is fucking nuts, she's kinda muttering stuff like, 'that's it, you suck his hot cock, you like doing that dont you you little whore'.
> before I start to enjoy it she stops
> gives me another shit eating grin and giggle, says 'gotta go gun, well continue later, I promise'.
> gives my cockhead a three second suck and walks out the door moaning like she needs a dicking there and then
> I tuck myself back into my shorts and steal a pack of chips to hide my boner
> go back into the room and sit down.
> really like Pirates but can't concentrate
> am excited about what's gonna happen tonight and the logistics of it. Not even scared anymore
> thinking to myself all sorts of shit. Are we gonna fuck? Will she let me see her pussy? How can we do anything without the other kids knowing? Will she ever tell my mum?
> stop paying attention to the movie, just sit there with a constant boner, giving myself a sly handy.

>>730217512
But that was back when IDBro was posting when literally every third post was his.

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>I want to try a psychedelic

What would be the most easiest psychedelic to obtain in /nz/?

>>730218369

Anon your doing gods work with this story.

>>730218531
mushies cuz
>>730218369
our hero

>>730218369
Molested anon here. Didn't realise the time.
Anyone interested in the rest? Like I said its a fucking novel. I've already capped tonight but I'm brewing up again. Looks like I'll be up for a while my sons started crying again.

Serious question. Anyone else ever had shit like this happen to them? I know this stuff scars and screws up plenty of people and I never knew how to handle it. At the time I loved it but felt real bad too, like I was lying to my mum. That first night I felt like I had been hit by a truck and had no idea what was going on. It was obvious this woman was lonely and a stupid kid was an easy lay, i dont live in that city anymore abd have no idea wtf shes up to or looks like now. Dont wanna know. I reckon if it wasn't for her I wouldn't have had sex until age 20. Dunno. Looking back I'd punch the fuck out of any woman who tried that with my kid, but hey.

>>730218820
Kinda. When I was in year 10 some 25-8 year old blew on new years.

>>730218531
mushrooms easy easy tis the season

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>>730219132
I have no idea how to get em or what they look like.

Hawkes Bay reporting in, going to kill myself tomorrow

>>730218820
Can't answer your question anon, or Andrew if that's your real name . probably not though. I will tell you this, this story is fucking gold. I'm hot as anything man. I wish this had happened to me. Someone needs to screencap or even publish this. Women have 50 shades, us guys could have this as our go to fap literature.

>>730219182
Just eat random forest fungi dude it'll be rad.
>>730219196
Method?

>>730207950
Getthelube.com

>>730219259
I don't want to fucking die off some random mushrooms

>>730218820

To answer your question:

From a purely sexual view point I enjoy the story and would like to hear more

However I am saddened by the fact that you had to experience that.

To answer you other question:

I was recently maybe about a month ago molested by my best mate, he is gay and I was straight at the time, it sorta has fucked me up a bit in the head and thrown my concept of sexuality all out of whack. I was also a virgin at the time of that happening and I guess I still am as there was no penetration just a lot of groping and blowing etc.

I know it's not the same but that's my closest experience.

Also I've greentexted the story of my mate molesting me a couple times on here before (it's fairly long) so if anyone wants to hear it I'm happy to greentext again (because hey if someone else enjoys it that's great) , I haven't got it saved though so it'll just be from memory

>>730219259
Grandads 12ga

>>730219404
Quick. I like it. I'll drink to you tomorrow HB friend.
Do the country a favor and make the news with your suicide.

>>730218820
when i was 10 the one of my neighbours used to make me get naked we'd grind on each other and hook up. he got his 7yo sister involved a few times. fucked me up a bit with shame around my sexuality. i started feeling really bad for his sister when i finally realised how it had effected me. i want to find them both but i can't remember their last name.

>>730219529
shit, thats fucked fam. hope your doing ok now.

>>730219515
suicide is never in the news. it's too contageous.

>>730219676
I know, I just wish normies would talk about it.

>>730219182
the internet is a vast place, try stepping out of 4chan sometime

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>>730219746
But 4chan is my life

>>730218534
>>730218608
>>730219215
Chur

>>730219102
>>730219339
>>730219529
I think first sex sucks if you're not in control of it. Very few people could look back on their first experience in a good way if the other person was way older or if you weren't in the right headspace and taken advantage of. Like I said before i don't mind what happened to me. It wasn't ideal but doesn't in anyway compare to a young guy getting fondled or coerced by a grown arse man or kids made to do shit to please a freak.

Hey guys, don't wanna be a cunt but gotta make maybe or two more installments for the night. Happy for other anons to add their stories of course. Like I said I'm from pol, we have a NZ thread most nights. I can swing by b tomorrow night and green text what I don't finish tonight. You guys have been decent company cheers!

Bumping. Don't want this thread to die before molested anon posts next chapter

Bamp

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bump
Central otago nigger reporting in.

>>730218369
> I'm sitting through Pirates edging myself for last 20 minutes before realising I'm gonna explode or start sperging out
> my friends are all engrossed in the movie, decide I might try a sneaky
> say I gotta hit the toilet again, no one gives a fuck
> walk down hall, and yep she's sitting in the hallway
> I go into the loo, heart fucking racing, I really want shit to happen but have no idea what that shits gonna be
> hear quiet knock at the door
> hey Andrew you OK in there.
> yes Mrs B. I'll be out in a minute
> I'm holding a hard on, am ready to come again and there's a woman hanging outside the bathroom door like a shark
> tuck myself into my shorts and walk out
> she's not there ??? oh no there she is, she's in the laundry
> walk up to her. She closes and locks the laundry door
> hugs me. She can tell something's up because she backs off
> what's wrong?
> I feel weird. I liked what we did and I want to do more but I shouldn't be doing this with you
> she looks worried. Hey I get you, sweetie, don't stress, this is all about fun. You enjoyed that didn't you. I enjoyed it. I liked doing it so much I want to do it again. That's what you want to don't you?
> yep but shouldn't I be doing this with someone else? Its wrong that its you
> she goes into a quick speech about morals and someone older helping teach a young person. And no need to wait til I'm older. I'm ready now and she wants to help me.
> suddenly I'm back on board
> she says besides you look so sexy in those rugby shorts.
> lol never been called sexy before. OK I'm down.
> tells me can't be gone too long again, nothing too involved but she'll finish what she started
> I like where this is heading
> she gets on her knees, then straight back up, concrete floor lol
> opens door to side verandah, takes me by the hand
> its pitch black, no moon. Big section so no neighbours
> we sit down on bench, its pretty sweet night warmish comfy
> tells me keep quiet, her hand goes for my shorts

>>730221433
>central otago
where abouts mate? clyde here

>>730221634
Alexandra cunt

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>>730221784
Good cunt, you're still in HS or finished?

>>730221915
Do you have her snap

>>730221915
Still in mate. You got any more nudes of her?

>>730210968
Same here op.

Fucking hate the maori here though.

Even though I am one FeelsBadMan

>>730222042
Yeah. I do. It's this.

her firstname_lastname

>>730222091
Sure do. Got an email or something? or kik? we can chat more there?

>>730222204
Alright I get a kik right now

>>730221461
Still going anon?

>>730221461
> she starts pulling my shorts
> gets me to lift my arse ans pulls my shorts DOWN
> don't worry its dark, no one can see
> t b h I feel more comfortable this way anyway
> I have direct view to where anyone might walk from so I'm happy with the set up
> she sitting opposite, slow steady tug
> I'm thinking that's good but I prefer what you did before. Don't have the confidence to ask her to suck me off
> doesn't matter, she face down before I know it
> straight onto my head, no tongue action just constant rhythmic up and down up and down.
> Jesus this is better than before. I'm hard as diamonds but not quite on the verge if cumming like the first time. Can get to enjoy it more
> sitting there hands behind my head feeling like I've won lotto
> she's quiet just occasional moans and a few 'oh yeah babe's
> keeping the same rhythm, no variation
> its like shes savouring the moment too and not in any hurry for me to come
> suddenly SENSOR LIGHT around the corner of the house goes off
> both sit bolt upright. Its the fucking cat
> sweet let's get back to it
> by now I'm good to blow
> I wanna take a bit more control. Sit her up and standing in front of her
> shorts around my knees start fucking her mouth
> she's loving it, starts humming a little
> I'm terrified of getting caught, just makes me harder
> as if pumping my cock into her mouth wasn't hot enough anyway
> that's its, gonna start firing
> butt clenches, she's ready for it
> hands on her head I arch back & offload into her mouth
> let out a weird whimper, keep holding her mouth on me
> don't really need too she's not taking me out of her mouth at all
> she makes sures she swallowed it all, still has her lips wrapped around me even as I start to go soft
> is rubbing her hands up and down back of my legs and on my arse
> I feel like the king of the world
> she's like,'quick go back in'
> pants up run back into media room
> friends say 'you were awhile, got the shits?'
> yeah dont feel so good wot I miss?

>>730222204
Alright it's kekistani508. Add me and we can sort things out

>>730222152
>Even though I am one
Feels comrade

>>730222828
Added you, mate.

bamp

Anyone still here? Don't really want this thread to die so I think I'll make a new green text about my mate sorta molesting me, if anyone is still here and interested. It'll probably be fairly long and multi parted so I'll only do it if there are people still around who want.

>>730224382
Is this a cont. of the other greentext or a completely new one?

To be honest, I'm from a small town and came to auckland to work, How do I find a group of people that aren't asians that think the homeless factor in auckland should be either treated with respect or we should just kick them in the face.

>>730224491

I'm slightly confused, I'm not the anon who has been currently posting if that's what your thinking.

Or if you've read my story before (I've posted it a couple times before) it'll just be a rewrite of that, probably with a bit of different feeling as I've been developing it a bit.

>>730224681
Nah go for it bro I'm keen to have a geeze

Anyone here from gisborne?

>>730222823

> Pirates DVD finishes. I'm trying to gauge the situation. Its 1130 I just want everyone to call it a night
> Mrs B comes in
> right boys what's up, its time for bed dontcha think
> Roberts like 'no way its Sat night, I wanna watch Austin Powers. others agree
> I pipe up, hey Mrs B I don't feel so good
> she knows exactly where I'm going, I don't have a clue though and leave it to her to make a plan
> oh no good, let me check you
> she comes over puts hand on forehead. I feel guilty as fuck and think its obvious she's blown me twice in the last couple of hours
> honestly, my friends have no idea
> she's like you seem warm to touch, do you wanna hit the sack already
> yeah I kinda feel upset stomach and vomitty too
> OK tell you what I can't drive you home you best have spare room upstairs
> I'm like FUCKING A! Roberts room is downstairs, this woman is a sex crazy genius.
> next movie is put on, she says she'll go up to make the bed 'just come up in a minute
> real excited. no idea what to expect when I get up there but I can't wait.
>Austin powers is real fucking funny, I'm really enjoying it. part of me kinda wants to stay & watch. There's a chick in lingerie and she's just fucked Austin, I'm thinking that's probably me soon.
> keep putting it off cause scared I eventually get courage to go
> night everyone
> no one cares, yep seeya
> go upstairs
> been a while since last blew, being 13 i won't need much to go again
> knock in door to the room, 'yeah come in'
> i m thinking, get ready she's probably on her back and I'll finally be seeing a real cunt for the first time
> she's actually making the bed. Nothing sexy at all.
> says to me, you feeling sick or did you just say that
> I smile
> cool, zooms straight over start kissing
> this time feels different. I sense she's ready to fully let go and take it up a gear. I instantly know we are going to fuck
> shes pushing into me and I can feel her grinding her pussy on my leg
> oh boy shits getting real

>>730224382
Hi anon molested anon here. I'm still up, am happy to stop my experience here and let you take the floor. I'll be sticking around my sons still awake and I'm binge watching my fav show from the 90s anyway, 3rd rock from the sun. Will leave comments on your greentext.

Will continue mine tomorrow. Feels good to get it off my chest. And in case anyone's wondering, yep she takes my v card.

>>730225131
the suspense. shit dude whens the book coming out.

>>730225131
>3rd rock from the sun
is it just nostalgia or was the 90's just a happier, simpler, more care free time

>>730217419
> she goes to the lounge to do whatever a pedo mum does after blowing off a kid and we settle in for Pirates of the Caribbean

I know I shouldn't have and I feel bad for doing so but I loled. Weirdest and hottest sentence I've read in a while

When a girl you help sort her life out recently blocks you lmao

>>730224382

Ok let's start this.

>16 year old normal Auckland guy
>My best mate is gay
>He's very open about it
>I'm straight but me and him joke about being gay sometimes
>He says I should stay the night sometime
>I agree, sounds like a good time
>We make a plan to do it Friday
>Few days pass, Friday now
>After school go to his house with him and his mum
>10pm
>Topic of where I will sleep is brought up
>His mum says spare room
>My mate says we'll probably talk late into the night, so his room is best
>I agree, so we get to work setting up the fold out bed
>His mum wants to talk to him suddenly so he leaves me
>After a bit he comes back
>His mum is mad at him, she thinks he is gonna fuck me or something
>I laugh it off, say that's ridiculous because I'm straight
>He laughs too but I sense something off about it
>Probably just in my head
>Finally get the bed finished, it's lying side by side with his, probably about 20cm apart at most
>Mess around for a bit more, playing with crap in his room
>Few hours pass, his mum says lights out soon
>Get ready for bed
>Normally I'd sleep naked at this temp but decide to wear pj shorts and a baggy t-shirt
>he's just wearing boxers
>Lights out but we continue to talk about shit for a while
>About midnight porn gets brought up because we are teenage boys
>I ask what stuff he watches as a gay dude, just thought it'd be funny
>He asks if I want to see some
>I say sure, why not so I grab my phone, switch to private mode and hand him it
>He searches for a bit and eventually finds a clip
>It turns out to be rubbish and he instead finds another one
>The second one makes me hard for some reason and although I'm under the sheets he can see I'm pitching a tent
>he points it out and I laugh it off, he seems a bit weird when I laugh it off but again probably in my head
>The conversation moves on to other topics and my boner goes away
>1am rolls around and we are into relationships for conversation
>I've been having some weird times

>>730225746
Lol it was my favourite show as a kid but I'm sure it was still on TV when I was 13. Is actually really funny. I hate shit like HIMYM and 2 Broke girls. I'm probably only watching 3rd rock coz I'm reliving my first sexual experience tonight.

>>730226445
Cool you feel comfortable with him but its seems like he set a trap for you from the star.

Sheep Fuckers

>>730227295
Definitely Sheep Fuckers
http://got-ravings.blogspot.com/2008/07/truth-about-new-zealanders-and-sheep.html?m=1

>>730226445

>This chick has been sorta leading me on over and over
>It's weird but that's a story for another day
>Anyways he come out of nowhere and says this weird line
>'forget about everyone, no one cares about you'
>'except for me'
>This hits me hard strangely, I turn away, feel sorta like shit
>he says 'you look like you need a hug'
>Suddenly he has climbed into my bed
>He comes in behind me
>He curves his body around mine so we are spooning
>I feel his chest on my back (I took my shirt off a bit earlier because it was very warm)
>He presses more into me
>As he does this I feel his boxers bulging against the back of my pj shorts
>He's god damn hard as a rock
>I attempt to move but feel myself frozen
>I can't move, I feel stiff
>He breathes heavily into my ear
>Then in a soft voice he says 'Do you feel better'
>I don't know what to do so I just lie still
>He then picks me up and moves me to the other side of him
>He is far taller than me, I am quite skinny and short though
>now I'm facing towards his bed and he turns so again we are spooning
>He puts his arm around me, holding me tight
>This starts to feel comforting
>I relax a bit, I snuggle into him, he's warm
>I feel his bulge against me again
>Freak out for a second but just ignore it
>He seems to be enjoying this
>I decide I should just do this for him
>What harm will a bit of cuddling do?
>I again move more into him
>This time I press my butt into his crotch
>I feel him twitch, this is sorta funny, but I don't make a sound
>I notice that I've gotten a semi
>I just ignore it, must be just because it's late and warm
>he grabs me and turns me around, we are face to face now
>he reaches down to my crotch
>starts to rub the outside of my shorts a bit
>He can feel me getting hard
>I feel a bit uncomfortable, I want to say something but I feel like I can't
>I just leave it be this isn't going anywhere I tell myself
>maybe he's tired and doesn't realise his hand is near my crotch
>He asks 'what do you want to do

>>730227828
Can see where this is headed. He really conned you didn't he.

>>730227828
bad luck on being a faggot now

>>730227828

>I don't know why but I just stare at him blankly
>He says we should take each other's pants off
>I can't at this point, I try to move but suddenly I'm stiff as a board
>He pulls down my shorts
>He then grabs my hands and pulls down his with my hands
>Now we are both lying here naked
>I don't know why but at this point I decide to just surrender
>I decide what ever happens from here is just whatever
>He moves me again and now we are spooning again
>He reaches around and starts to fondle my dick a bit
>The feeling of another persons hand on my dick is so strange to me
>This is the first ever sexual experience I've had
>He then turns me around so I'm facing him again
>He grabs my hand and moves it towards his dick
>He says 'don't be shy, do what ever you want'
>I am freaking out in my head but act cool on the outside
>I reach down and grab his dick
>It feels fucking giant, it's also such a strange feeling
>my hand immediately recoils
>He says 'It's fine'
>I grab it again and give it a few pumps
>This seems so strange, maybe just because he's uncut and I'm cut, but what ever it is it feels unnatural
>I pull back again and decide to just turn around and spoon again
>He makes a sort of sad noise and at this point I think the better he feels the better I'll probably be
>He has some anger problems so I'm sorta scared too
>I decide to press my ass against his dick and move it around a bit
>I figure this is probably the next best option for him and I don't need my hand to touch his dick
>He let's out a low groan and starts breathing heavily directly into my ear
>I feel him reposition himself a bit and now his dick is inbetween my legs
>I don't like this so I pull back and turn back around
>he now starts to fondle my dick some more
>Some time passes and he says
>'I'm going to do something now, tell me to stop if you don't like it'

>>730228460
I've had a friend try this shit on me. We were flatmates and he came into my room one night while i was in bed reading. It was obvious what he was up to but he didn't make any moves. After a couple of minutes he got the hint and left. Not my friend any more. Im just not into that and never will be

>>730224806
yeee kill

Bamping

>>730228937
Still there anon? Am waiting

>>730228937

>He kisses the side of my face
>Then my neck
>Then my upper chest
>He keeps moving down my body giving little kisses
>gets to my crotch
>puts his hands on both my legs
>moves them closer and closer up my legs to my dick
>grabs it and then gives it a little kiss right on the tip
>releases his hands and starts licking up and down my shaft
>long slow licks
>I am freaking out in my head, this feeling is so strange
>his cold tongue on my dick feels nice but the feeling feels like it's coming from all over my dick just radiating out through my body
>I get harder than I ever have in my life
>I lay my head back and just decide to take it as it comes
>He then moves his head up and takes the tip of my penis in his mouth
>he bobs up and down just on the tip of my penis
>the pleasure is the greatest thing I think I've ever felt
>he then takes me all the way into his mouth in one swift motion
>fuck, this feels so good, I can feel every inch of his wet mouth on my dick
>he moves his tongue in his mouth around my dick
>he then moved his head up and off my dick
>gasp in and then a deep moan
>he's enjoying this a lot
>he moves his body so he's now completely in between my legs on the bed which are far apart now
>as he does this I feel his dick on my leg
>he's hard as a rock, he must really be enjoying this
>he goes at it again
>this time he's slurping and spitting and licking my dick
>fuck this is nice, I just want this feeling to go on forever
>for some reason or another my stamina must be really good and he comes up again after a while of sucking my dick like crazy
>he says 'man you can go for a while'
>'this'll help out'
>he gets off the bed and goes to the desk
>he squirts something into his hand and comes back
>tells me he got some lube and that this'll feel really nice
>starts rubbing my dick up and down with both hands C with the lube
>it feels really slick and nice, fuck I am super turned on at this point
>he starts sucking again

>>730207950
Btfo kiwi

>>730210266
haha it says faster then 99% of nz... I was struggling to get 1mbps with 80 dollars a month on bigpipe.

>>730210968
haha you've clearly never seen fast internet before

>>730230328
You know how I know I'm not gay. This isn't doing anything for me. Do you still hang with your bud? I hope not Seems like he took advantage of you

>>730230328

>Now I just can't take it
>The pleasure is so strong
>I feel like it's radiating through my entire body
>I grab his head and hold on tight
>He starts moaning like crazy
>Fuck I push his head down on my dick and hold it
>I hear him choke a bit, so I release my grip but this just makes me harder and more turned on
>He giggles and moans again
>He asks if I'm getting there and suddenly I feel it coming
>I say yes yes yes
>He starts sucking again, going faster and faster
>I feel the cum rushing through my balls
>I feel it shoot up through my shaft and into his mouth
>I keep going, and going
>I'm cumming so much and so hard
>He starts moaning again and I feel him licking at my shaft as it's in his mouth, he wants every last drop
>He then swallows it all in one big gulp and then pulls his head up
>He licks up all the cum dribbling out of the tip of my penis
>I feel like I'm floating, everything is just a daze
>I've jerked myself off more times than I can count but I've never felt anything like this, ever
>He comes back up and lies next to me
>He turns and asks how that was
>I can't speak so I just give a grunt and nod
>He laughs and says something like 'it's ok, I know that was probably a lot'
>He starts rubbing up and down my chest now
>tracing my abs
>He says 'what did I do to get such a sexy boy in my room'
>He keeps saying how much of a 'sexy boy' I am and rubbing my chest and abs
>He grabs my dick again
>Oh my god it's so sensitive
>It's like I can feel everything
>The sensation coming from it is so strong that I squirm
>He laughs and continues to stroke and fondle it and my balls
>This is such a strong feeling that I just squirm everywhere uncontrollably
>I grab onto him to stop myself
>I hold him tight so I can't move
>I take a moment to catch my breath
>I can't believe what just happened
>My brain is moving at a million miles an hour
>He moves me so we are again spooning

>>730231177

Yeah probably a good sign your not gay, this happened about a month ago probably a month and a week now actually. We still hang out but there is some clear tension, in the days following these events I sort of went into panic mode for some reason and was super paranoid thinking he was everywhere, the main reason I still hang out with him is because of our mutual friends. It's been school holidays for a week now though so I haven't had to see him for a week.

>>730231772

That's about it for the night however some more stuff does happen the next day, probably gonna cut it there though unless some people are really interested and still on, it's getting later now though.

>>730232119
Molested anon here (gotta come up with a new name) I'm still here. Appreciate you sharing your story
You got more? Did you feel oblidged to return the favour? I hope for your sake you didn't cross that line.

While your friend giving you a bj was obviously hot, its just not the same, ever the same as a girl doing it. Just my opinion.

>>730232291
Fair enough man. Look at the time. Was staying up to watch the aurora but its gotten all foggy here in chch. Maybe see you tomorrows thread.

>>730232436

That night he ended up just jerking himself off even though I did offer to do something if he wanted (TBH I'm glad he declined, I think he could tell how out of it I was), the next day he ended up sucking me off again and there is some more story to that, as I said in my other comment I'll probably greentext that if people want, the entire thing has sorta fucked me up a bit, I'm hoping it's just temporary because of how short of time it's been, in the week that followed I had a terrible mental state but now I'm far better, I do find that I'm suddenly more attracted to the idea of guys than girls even though physically I am attracted to girls (like if I see porn of chicks or chicks irl) but the idea of being with a girl seems far less attractive to me.

>>730233019
I hear you. Strangely enough coming to b and spilling your guys isnt a bad way to deal with it. You can be honest and open and no one gives a fuck really.

I think you might just be swaying to guys because of what happened. Simple as that. Everyone has a fag period in their teens. Most of us just let it pass, don't act on it and come out the other side none the worse. Acting on it, especially if its just a release its where it gets problematic and starts fucking with your head. As you've discovered. Reading between the lines I dont think you're a fag and I certainly don't think you should be worried. Reckon its best you steer clear and be aloof around him. No need to be a cunt of course. Just tell him he's a good mate, but that went way to far and its changed how you feel about him and need some space. Don't listen to anything g he says in defence, he will just be trying to patch things up with ultimate goal of getting you naked again. Just be careful mate, and back yourself. Don't let him decide what you do, make your own decisions.

Anyone still awake? I just woke up bad night sleep and jumped on 4chan. Surprised to see an NZ thread still in the catalog at this hiur

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>>730207950
Go to bed, Marcel...

>>730235131
Im awake my bro

>>730235566
OK might just be us too. All sorts of freaky shit going on itt. Not sure if i should try sleeping or nut one out first. Theres some decent material here
Nah fuck it, I'm gonna pleasure myself