So I'm drunk.....! Why aren't you drunk Anon?

Cause I'm not.

i'm muslim

>>730198736
I really, really don't like the taste or smell of alcohol. To get the nice effects I have to drink a lot before I can get over how God awful it smells and tastes. I also really don't like blacking out. There Ya go

>>730198962
...Muslims can't drink alcohol?

no liquor in the immediate area

I've got things to do in a couple hours and being drunk wont do me any favors.
I also don't enjoy throwing up even a little in my mouth.

>>730198967
I love the taste of alcohol.
But I see what you mean, my body is saying no but I want to keep going. I'm smoking cigarettes now though
Well see what happens

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>>730199010

>>730199010
no they can't.

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>>730199118

>>730199232
Geez no wonder they are always angry and killing each other.

Cause I got drunk last night

Okay OP here
Why aren't you chain smoking then?
Feels good mang

>>730198736
Starting to sober up after my night out...

>>730198736
>Why aren't you drunk Anon?

Need to stay up until three in the morning to pick up my kid from her job. Not enjoying this. I'm bored, tired and hungry.

>>730199445
So did I. Not limit for me.

I'm gay

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>>730199822
Newfag detected

>>730199822
Ok that's cool bro.
So if I want Muslim women to like me I can't drink.... Ok can I still smoke??

>>730200010
Hell yeah man. Cigarettes are fucking awesome.
Weed too though

>>730198736
i'm sick with a headache so i think getting drunk should be the last thing i do

>>730200093
Fuck yes if that's true I want in

>>730200168
Getting drunk might help
You never know

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OP here
Mfw I have to close one eye to focus on what you faggots are saying

Otherwise it's all blurry. Au

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>>730200759
I wish I was drunk, high Tolerance + didn't buy enough beer = =(

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>>730198736
Stoned>drunk

But that may just be me.

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>>730200987
>drinking beer to get drunk

>>730198736
maybe cuz im fuckin working a 12 hour shift in the morning

>>730201310
I'm drinking vodka and whiskey
Plus beer to wash it down

>>730201303
Nah, just stupid drunk

Because I'm on a large amount of narcs and it'll kill me if I drink

getting there. having a good time doing it too.

Because I drank before work and I couldn't get alcohol after

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i am drunk

>>730203545
i don't think i like this pic

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>>730203634
get over it

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>>730203867
no

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>>730204001
ok, then atleast take a shot

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>>730204266
of...alcohol?

>>730198736
Umsof fucking drunk anon

Because it's 10 am.

d r ugs are ba d :^((

>>730198736
my first time getting drunk was when i did the dark souls challenge..... never again

how many % in your drinks boys?
beer does nothing for me

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>>730204266
a shot of alcohol or a shot of life. your choice buddy.

>>730198736
I've gotta burn some faggots so they get off my back sooner than later and alcohol has calories.

The ultimate boogieman burn lmao.

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>>730204371
a shot of alcohol or a shot of life. your choice buddy.

>>730198736
I'm already depressed. If I drink I'll just make it worse

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>>730205639
you must be pretty far there arlady ill try and keep up

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Drinking Steel Reserve

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>>730198736
Because I'm high, nigga.

Because im too fat and i don't have enough beer

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>>730207239
one of these problems can be solved by going to an all night grocer

passed out drunk woke up sober was gonna smoke weed to help spare my liver from failing in 3 years but since spongebob is drunk i guess ill pour some whiskey.

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>>730207816

>>730207816
>>730208363
fuck i just ran out of mix ... this is gonna be one strong drink

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>>730208735
rootin for ya

>>730208830
what you sippin on

>>730208830
Steel Reserve. Wanted to get vodka but the store was closed before I got there. Damn liquor stores, always ruinin a good time

>>730209089
tell me about, we FINALLY passed sunday liquor sales here it starts in july

>>730209202
oh wow that's brutal. I can't imagine the store being closed for an entire day.

Damn religion...that's why they close on sunday right?

>>730209277
that mixed with prohibition...i mean weed is still illegal but i can go to a dr and get hooked on heroin... at least its easy to find weed here but man just let me go buy a bottle of booze and a bag of weed and give me a sin tax, im going to hell anyways

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>>730209395
oh hell yeah. This god guy seems way too judgemental for my tastes anyway. Create us to obey but let us disobey, banish us to live shitty lives, not let us in the modern age know what's up, if you're good you get to be a mindless robot

nah I'm good i think. Probably got a little too ranty but I'm starting to feel the alcohol take place of blood if you catch my drift

>>730205863
sometimes who knows

>>730205657
Me too fam

>>730209647
exactly

I'm actually going through all the songs I made 3 years ago with Ableton which I just redownloaded.

Even though I'm pretty bad at it, It's very relaxing

>>730208735
well that drink went down well, time to leave the dragons den and find some mix

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Also listening to vaporwave, I know it's prentetious as fuck but I really find that whole 'repackaging capitalism for the apocalypse' thing to be really interesting.

A dead shopping center with no people and muzak quietly echoing a happy tune from an imagined past.

>>730210372
what

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>>730210546
I'm pretty far gone at this point. Just detailing the drunk experience for nobody to read

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>>730210372
Pure, distilled nostalgia. You're finally getting "old."

>>730210636
why do you have so many anime picture saved? why do you post them? brb grabbing some mix i need to make another drink

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I'm actually at the point where I'm still deciding if I'm drunk or not, of course I am, but my brain isn't sure yet.

So I'm arguing back and forth, waiting to fall back into my bed and sleep all day tomorrow

>>730210966
Well the first reason is because when I first came on to /b there was this thread about how anime sucks so I brigaded it with anime pics

second, I like anime

third, I have a lot of pics saved I'm just posting these to stay consistent with the thread

fourth, trying to bump the thread. I heard once that pictures help bump better then just text

fifth, and this is going to sound massively stupid but, it helps with my social anxiety (yes I even have it for an online anon forum)

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>>730211175
pic bump

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>>730211121
>social anxiety
You ain't the only one, man. I get you.

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pretty comfy thread I'd say

>>730211566
let's clink those metaphorical glasses

>>730211121
if you have anxiety posting on 4chan youre broken, also bump with something other than anime

>>730211412
why is this saved as gif

>>730208363
where are you bob, i got more mix


also who else fucking hates when they have to plug in their wireless headset cause it needs to charge and the cord occasionally falls out and you have to plug it back in and sometimes you have to take your headset off just to put it in correctly ... BAH HUMBUG

>>730198736
im pretty darn high on heroin

>>730211646
*clink*

>>730211914
dude i took some heroin aka painkillers and i got the heroin nod, its horrible.... how do you enjoy that shit

>>730198736
cause i was drunk and had 1g coke 1 day ago

>>730198736
I am

>>730212093
that doesnt mean anything start drinking or delete your post this is our thread

>>730212166
dubs of truth

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>>730211895
1a) You think I don't realize that? But I had a fucked childhood what can I say man? I usually hide it pretty well tho, plus the images help

1b) I can bump with whatever I darn well please mister

2) I don't know, take that up with Homer

3) Bob is continuing the night of fun

>>730212294
more "drunk/faded" bob rectangle pants, sorry about your childhood man, how many orbits have you survived? 24 here

>>730212009
did you get the euphoria? how much did you take and what was it

Also bumping with more anime cause you can't tell me wat to do

>>730212428
I'm actually also 24 as well

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>>730212497
sometimes I get caught up with the captcha and forget to post the image

PS: I hate the 4chan captcha's, it doesn't even keep bots out so what's the point?

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I could really go for some nachos right now

>>730212434
well ive taken lsd so the painkillers just felt horrible, not sure what i was but i know it was good pain killers, i literally was nodding and while i was i just kept asking for it to be over, i mean 1 pill is fine to not feel pain but fuck dude when you start the nod its horrible i never want to feel that again. maybe its because i did lsd so i know how bad opiods are... i would recommend getting off heroin man, dont be drunk like me it kills you like heroin but fuck man heroin is bad

>>730212938
oh shit nigga id love me some nachos, i call it the drunkies, better known as munchies for weed smokers, fun fact there are proven studies that show when youre drunk your brain goes into like starvation mode, which is why you can eat and eat and eat.... on the opposite, weed turns off the "youre full" thing in your brain, which is why you keep munchin... why am i talking knowledge fuck time to drink some more

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>>730213179
That makes sense, I usually end up paying for it later in the morning though! It would be so worth it right now

>>730212572
the point is to pay to not have them also google aka skynet want AI to be perfect so we solve them to help the equations work out.... post like 3 robert s. pants, helps me feel not alone

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>>730212497
>>730212428
You guys have got a long way to go yet...and it doesn't get easier. All you do is learn how to survive.

>>730213268
im in a good state, 2 drinks in so not hungry at all but man i wouldnt mind some taco bell after another drink or so.... also the shit i said is true, look it up

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>>730213368
Oh yeah for sure, I can't imagine all the ups and downs that await us at this point in life. I'm mostly terrified for it, but if it's like the rest of my time here, it'll go in a flash. Whether you want it to or not

>>730213368
you cant come in this thread saying that without posting some sort of context

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>>730213499
Things do seem to smooth out a bit once you hit 30, though, so that's something to look forward to.

I guess.

At least, they did for me.

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>>730213492
http://www.bbc.com/news/health-38562048

def pretty cool, though the article puts a pretty negative spin on the whole thing. Oh the British, when will you learn not to be so stuffy (kidding british ppl are actuallly pretty cool)

I would LOVE some Taco Bell but it's 3:30 and everything near me is closed

>>730213691
Looking forward to it then

>>730213753
yeah after learning that shit helps make you self aware, sure i might eat some pizza but ill control myself not to eat more, maybe drink water..... one of the people who i can quote about my life is Doug Stanhope,he said "i never asked to be born" story of my life.

>>730198736
more bob pics please

trying to keep this thread alive looks like all my drunks have passed out

>>730199469
I can't anymore. I use to all the time but I'm not with any friends and my girlfriend rarely smokes. Also, I quit most drugs, which use to lead me to smoking.

Drinking alone doesn't make me smoke much. Just 1-2 per night.

We should all kill ourselves though, from a philosophical and ethical standpoint.

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>>730214577
cept for one

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I'm downloading stuff and putting into Ableton at the moment so a bit slow

>>730201303
I greatly appreciate this train of thought. Weed is terrible for me but alcohol is great. There are many like me. Weed is not great for everyone. Unless you're masturbating.

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>>730214577
Drunks may pass out, but we stoners linger...

>>730214898
I totally wish I had weed right now but gonna be applying for jobs soon so :/

>>730214898
aight ill take a toke

>>730198736
ROBERT RECTANGLE WHERE ARE YOU

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reporting for du-du-DUTY!

Now I read somewhere that I spent 10 of the last 12 months on the road
Playing shows, I imagine doing your fair share of celebrating
What kinda character does that make, what kinda lessons does that teach?

Ok, um, yeah!
How time flies when your swimmin in open lines
Puttin' in so many miles, got that hop-the-boarder disorder
Sorta, afford to never live a day sober
Gettin older but still so much further from last october
Scary, very, you better listen if you wanna hear me
You gotta run fast if you're lookin to get near me
Im on my own, in the zone like meditate
You need a teamate? I cannot relate
Stay active in the city where my parents made me
To gettin hazey down in AZ with Crazy
Up in the clouds the rest were crowd pleasing
Show up do my thing every evening then I'm back like last season
The cold left the rest to get lost
But not me, see I'm good with that defrost
Head blowin in the wind as I'm cruisin down the highway
So pass pass pass it my way

We drinkin' heavy gettin' wasted til we pass out
You pass it my way your boy aint gon' back out
So pass it my way, pas it pass it my way
So pass it my way, pass it pass it my way
We drinkin' whiskey on a train headed south
You know box cars, graffiti'd out
So pass it my way, pass it pass it my way
Pass it my way, pass it pass it my way

[Pat Brown:]
I think I passed out
And I just woke up not knowing where I was
I'm fuckin' cashed out, I can't remember the things that I said and my friends
Now if the world ends I wanna feel like this like a destructive mess
And shots of pure bliss, I'm feelin' pure bliss

We drinkin' heavy gettin' wasted til we pass out
You pass it my way your boy aint gon' back out
So pass it my way, pas it pass it my way
So pass it my way, pass it pass it my way
We drinkin' whiskey on a train headed south
You know box cars, graffiti'd out
So pass it my way, pass it pass it my way
Pass it my way, pass it pass it my way

We drinkin' heavy gettin' wasted til we...
You pass it my way you boy aint gon'..

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Seems like all have gone to sleep

>>730216564
how can it be all?

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>>730216564
most?

>>730216730
85%?

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>>730216730
I can agree with that, it seems like there's maybe 2 or 3 still left

>>730198736
I'm not an alcoholic

>>730216916
pic made me chuckle,

why so serious?

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>>730216921
y tho?

>>730198736
Can't afford regular drinking atm.

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>>730217007
I want that bear as a pet

(I'm assuming it's a sunbear) they seem chill

>>730198736
it's 7:30 in the morning

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>>730217120
file name related

>>730200004
Did we just miss out on >>730200000

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we ain't goin die

>>730217475
we will eventually

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>>730217524
in 13 more images we will

>>730217174
didn't get enough sleep

>>730217634
hate when that happens

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Anybody still here?

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Well guys, it was fun!