g/fur mjvtxre edition
>>730193779
Gay.
>>730193933
says the alpha homo
>>730193933
You're gay
oh i'm here babies. don't you fret.
>>730194110
i want to jerk off but at the same time i dont.
>>730193993
Homos aren't gay.
>>730194069
Only for you.
>>730194110
Touch my penis.
>>730194283
We're all homos.. homosapians.
>>730194173
>>730194393
>>730194283
No thanks
>>730194379
Touch penises.
>>730194505
You need to use your avatar.
>>730194636
>>730194636
my penis?
>>730194834
Jesus'.
>>730195404
Nah, he's straight. So am I.
bump
slow
i was told to keep alive thread
>>730195560
That's an accurate depiction of Matty.
>>730197331
nah i am a human bean
knot me
AM's belly pic is stuck on the other computer.
>>730198252
Give me one good reason why should I do so.
>>730198646
y knot?
>>730198790
You think you can handle the knot?
More reptiles please.
Bored.
>>730200262
Of what?
>>730200401
Of life.
>>730200614
Aren't we all?
>>730195312
Moar?
>>730201424
pool/show/8744
its still being made.
Imagine how bored people must've been before homosexual animal people were invented.
hallo
bunp
>>730203232
u speld it rong
would I have gotten a response otherwise?
wait.... shit
>>730202107
You know.. you make a lot of sense
I don't understand why people get so bent out of shape about things.
tails is such a filthy slut
nasty
Why is Tails such a slut?
>>730205237
because furries pay artists for him to be so
>>730205332
Nah, he's always been a slut.
>>730205835
wow rack 2 is looking good
how the fuck you can fap to this shit?
>>730205900
with my hand
>>730205900
Drop the pants, and I'll show you.
>>730206123
Drop the pants.
>>730206185
i literally just put them on.
>>730206304
Take them off again.
>>730206376
why?
>>730206429
Bubblebutted twinks shouldn't wear pants.
>>730206580
im an otter
>>730206671
Take off your pants and prove it.
>>730192190
http://www.infowars.com/show
ALEX JONES IS DANCING WITH NAKED CHICKS WATCH IT BEFORE HE DELETES IT HAHAHHAHA!
>>730207181
darn and i just put them on.
>>730207269
who is alex jones and why does it matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj12LaDvwKA
infowars dot cam
>>730207396
No excuses.
oh yeah i remember him claiming to be a internet meme
>>730208129
*generic excuse here*
>>730206580
No they shouldn't
>>730208443
Get naked.
>>730208515
I sleep naked, so. do you want me to go to sleep?
how do I always find these when they're dead
because arent you an aus kike
you're not wrong
hey it's me
ur aussie
>>730209726
hello
probs live in melbourne to you fucking kike
melbourne is for libtards and sjws so nope
knew it
>>730209906
What'chu up to today?
Also i'm not really aussie, I just so happened to have a roo avatar handy.
>>730210108
I'll aussie you.
>>730210258
no thank you
>>730210282
Too bad.
>>730210025
you knew wrong
>>730210108
not much, trying not to be sick, yourself?
>>730208673
Sleeping naked is the objectively superior way of sleeping.
>>730210533
nice try victoria kike, your mind tricks wont work on me
>>730210615
>victoria
>the land of sjws
I'm not from there m80
>>730210533
I'm doing everything in my power to not go to bed because I'm bored and want something to do to pass the time than sleep.
And no, it's completely illogical since I can insta warp myself to morning simply by going the fuck to sleep. But there's too many things to look at online and music to listen to.
In other news, I go to a post-wedding celebration party tomorrow for one of my friends so that should be fun.
>>730210839
Post lewds to keep you awake.
Speaking of which, I really should go to sleep, but my schedule is so fucked up.
>>730210839
shouldn't you sleep anyway so you don't feel tired at the party tomorrow?
>>730211067
Probably a good idea. Though my mind loves to race, so sometimes I will be laying and staring at the ceiling and can't go to sleep since I keep thinking about random stuff without much stopping power. It's kind of a bad habit and I wish I could just relax and not think about anything when I need to. I dunno. Busy weeks is the main cause with all my classes and work stresses.
Though you do make a good point, it won't be until afternoon but if I go now perhaps I will be able to. Usually I go to sleep an hour later than now but that's really too late as is. I should push it back one hour at a time maybe.
My sleep is such a mess, gaaah.
>>730210980
also yes mine is too
Yay thread
>>730211550
well, pushing it back an hour is going to be a lot easier than suddenly trying to set it back 5
>>730211836
no yay
>>730211565
I've been on closings for the last few months, and now I have to reset my sleep to a normal schedule.
>>730211990
Very much yay thread
>>730194882
>Nick in a dress
Hot
>>730212064
there's not much to yay about
>>730198252
Then who is?
>>730212239
Well there's you and the images so yes, very much yay
>>730212064
I'll yay your thread.
>>730212440
what's so special about me
Yay
>>730212591
You better not
>>730212634
You're here, so that's a yay right there
>>730212640
Nope, its going to happen. I'll yay all over your thread.
>>730212720
again I don't see the appeal
>>730212756
Now I'm not sharing with you
>>730212773
I do so yay
>>730212830
you're very odd anon
>>730212876
Says the homo who doesn't yay for furries
>>730212830
UNF, such a big yay. All over the place.
>>730213045
I'm not even into furry stuff that much, I jerk off to it only rarely
I'm too gay for this shit
>>730213446
Don't be ashamed my dear child, we're experts.
>>730213446
I'm too gay for you, anon.
where did anon go
>>730213682
I doubt it.
>>730213611
I'm not ashamed
>>730213848
You broke his heart, so he died.
>>730213904
how do I get him back?
>>730213866
Describe the emotions you feel.
>>730213950
Since when was this a therapy thread?
And mostly frustrated if u wish to know
>>730213937
You must visit his grave and weep for 12 months and 1 day, and each time leave a saucer of cream and the stone from ground soaked with a maiden's tears who was left at the altar by war's hunger.
>>730214244
but where is his grave?
>>730213174
That's surprising. Why are you here?
>>730213123
Good!
>>730214300
In the protective lee of the northern shore, where the wind blows cold and salty in the morn and warm and sweet in the eve.
>>730214389
pic related
>>730214525
the pilgrimage begins
>>730214551
You should fap to it more
>>730214619
do I have to? I generally prefer real dudes, though there's some fur stuff I love
>>730214619
I'll fap you.
>>730214745
But there's some real cute furguys here and in the images
>>730214806
You better not!
>>730214839
Fap you so hard.
>>730214887
But I am not for lewd, I swear!
>>730214839
I don't like pictures that much, prefer videos
>>730214980
There's a few of those real nice ones here
>>730215031
yeah there is, the h0rs3 ones are mt favourites
>>730214952
Nope, you're for the lewdest. Now get over here.
>>730215094
But that's too lewd
>>730215184
Why should I?
>>730215195
so?
>>730215322
I think it needs to be cuter!
>>730215398
I mean sure but I'm not posting anything anymore
>>730215220
So you can be lewded.
>>730215443
Sadness
>>730215465
You can't make me!
>>730215559
don't be sad bb
>>730215559
Yes I can.
>>730215612
Post more?
>>730215695
I'm still untouched!
>>730215743
you can have a few more, just for you
I should really stop listening to Bowie and go to sleep.
>>730215743
All butts belong to Snarf.
>>730215800
Now that's a cutie!
>>730215856
David condemns your lies!
>>730215856
does that mean good night to you homo?
>>730215923
you're welcome then bb
Anyone into Cubs?
Come join our discord server:
https://discord.gg/qTxtK
>>730215856
Can you sleep with me? Or on me, it doesn't matter.
>>730215986
You're really kind!
>>730216101
so are you
>>730216192
You seem like a nice anon, so I wanted to return the favor
Goodnight, fags.
>>730215923
Bowie would've wanted you to bend over for Snarf.
>>730215986
Yeah, its 5 in the morning. I need to sleep. Goodnight.
>>730216097
My bed is empty. Hunnibuns had to get stuff together to handle VA stuff, so he went home earlier.
>>730216386
Maybe next time, sleepyhead!
>>730216359
aww, too kind anon, too kind
>>730216386
gnight homo
>>730216471
I used to be able to do that, but not anymore
>>730216517
can you teach me how, I think being able to do that during sex would be hot
>>730216612
I mean I can, but it's better when it's someone else's cock
She should have died hereafter;
There would have been a time for such a word.
-To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury
Signifying nothing.
>>730216649
oh I see :(
>>730216792
No sads, well, what I used to do was lay on my back and scoot towards a wall and then kind of force myself to stretch my feet past my head. Eventually I was able to suck my own dick but only the head. Be careful though, back problems can become a thing
>>730216934
maybe someone should come watch to make sure I don't hurt myself
>>730217006
I'd love to but I can't lewd and it's just about my bedtime, I had a rough night and I think it's time to play MW2 campaign and then sleep
I love you anon, see you next time!
>>730216691
creep gtfo
>>730217155
Be not afeard; the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices
That, if I then had waked after long sleep,
Will make me sleep again: and then, in dreaming,
The clouds methought would open and show riches
Ready to drop upon me that, when I waked,
I cried to dream again.
>>730217111
love you anon, see you around <3
Thread was gong well until the shitty artist and avatar fags came.
feelsbadman
>>730217729
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath
borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at
it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your
gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment,
that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one
now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen?
Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let
her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must
come; make her laugh at that.
>>730217729
Its always "Meh" anyway.
abundant alcohol
>>730220371
Drank dat koolaid, boi.
bump
>>730220469
but booze is an option
>>730197566
Negative, I am meat popsicle
REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humour, but wants to come home.
I am most likely a homosexual. Does that make sense?
>>730220962
oh hey, the 90s called. they want their story back.
>>730221155
Thou, nature, art my goddess; to thy law
My services are bound. Wherefore should I
Stand in the plague of custom, and permit
The curiosity of nations to deprive me,
For that I am some twelve or fourteen moon-shines
Lag of a brother? Why bastard? wherefore base?
When my dimensions are as well compact,
My mind as generous, and my shape as true,
As honest madam's issue? Why brand they us
With base? with baseness? bastardy? base, base?
Who, in the lusty stealth of nature, take
More composition and fierce quality
Than doth, within a dull, stale, tired bed,
Go to the creating a whole tribe of fops,
Got 'tween asleep and wake? Well, then,
Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land:
Our father's love is to the bastard Edmund
As to the legitimate: fine word,--legitimate!
Well, my legitimate, if this letter speed,
And my invention thrive, Edmund the base
Shall top the legitimate. I grow; I prosper:
Now, gods, stand up for bastards!
>>730209424
Deja vu!
I have seen this slit before!
Is this the real life?
Hopefully. The faster it passes the better.
>>730224223
No, you're still in the Matrix. Better luck next time.
>>730220820
What booze tho
>>730224223
To be, or not to be, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take Arms against a Sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them: to die, to sleep
No more; and by a sleep, to say we end
the heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks
that Flesh is heir to? 'Tis a consummation
devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep,
To sleep, perchance to Dream; aye, there's the rub,
for in that sleep of death, what dreams may come,
when we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
must give us pause. There's the respect
that makes Calamity of so long life:
For who would bear the Whips and Scorns of time,
the Oppressor's wrong, the proud man's Contumely,
the pangs of despised Love, the Law’s delay,
the insolence of Office, and the spurns
that patient merit of the unworthy takes,
when he himself might his Quietus make
with a bare Bodkin? Who would Fardels bear,
to grunt and sweat under a weary life,
but that the dread of something after death,
the undiscovered country, from whose bourn
no traveller returns, puzzles the will,
and makes us rather bear those ills we have,
than fly to others that we know not of.
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
and thus the native hue of Resolution
Is sicklied o'er, with the pale cast of Thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment,
with this regard their Currents turn awry,
And lose the name of Action. Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia? Nymph, in thy Orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.
>>730224223
it isn't
>>730224660
i've got amber rum and white rum that my aunt brought me from mexico for my birthday
>>730225942
Rum is alright. Some better than others.
>>730226214
it's appleton rum so it's not bad, at least in my opinion
>>730226414
Its okay, but I prefer vodka.
>>730226506
vodka isn't bad but rum is my go-to
>>730226717
I can drink a lot of vodka, but the sweet taste in some rums makes me sick so I have to be careful unless I puke it up.
>>730226832
i've not heard about that before, sounds awful
>>730226891
Sailor Jerrys is sweet like that.
>>730226980
i've not had that brand so i wouldn't know
bump for saves
Soooooo