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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
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>>730168358
What if I already have one?
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Why not.
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but why
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>>730168358
ok why not
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Aye
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this better not be fake
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>>730168358
This is pathetic
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sure
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Fuck it
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>>730168358
MmmhKayyy
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>>730168358
ok
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IM desperate okay? Follow me on instagram @Papa_meme_
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I'll bite.
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k
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Lets do this
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Oh you motherfucker better not fool me, aye ?
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>>730168358
PLEASE GOD I NEED A GIRLFRIEND PLEASE
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really?
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Im in just for sex.
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>>730168358
(you)
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>>730168358
Okay
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not sure i want
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I will even reply 2 times cunt
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>>730168358
Ok i will belive you
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>>730168358
Ok
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PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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Worth a shot
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Rawlin
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>>730168358
Already have one but I need two
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Doubt it but come on!
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i've been posting a lot on /b/ tonight.
this is still the saddest reply yet.
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if only it were true
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i hope she sends nudes Q!!!!!!!
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>>730168505
>>730168420
>>730168557
Alibi pussy posters

Make mine white, pls
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ok
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Aids
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fug it
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k
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>>730168888
Checked
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>>730168358
Replying with dubs
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please
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Awesome
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if i reply three times, do i get three?
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>>730168358
ok
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>>730168358
Nigger
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;-;
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>>730168899
Checked
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>>730168358
Can I have a new girlfriend? Mine sucks and I'm sick of her whiny ass. Send me someone sweet and kind then take cunt away.
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>>730168358
If only
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pls i really want a qt young white gf
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>>730168358
Woop
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Nice try
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hm, got nothing to lose
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>>730168358
Yeah right. I suppose it's possible.
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lol i wish
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>>730168358
Fuck my life
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yassss
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>>730168358
What if I'm gay?
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Pls make it happen.
I will praise kek forever if this happens
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>>730168358
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Fuck it, Might as well try
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O boy I am sure this true
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>>730168358
yeah right
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>>730168358
k
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>>73016835
Yea
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>>730168358
Fuck it, I'm depressed enough to do this
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ok
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>>730169011
appreciate the check bruh
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pleaase 4chan
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Why not
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It never hurts to try
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>>730168358
Sure
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>>730168358
You are a liar
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>>730169248
Anons need girlfriends everyday
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is it still cool to say shit like "ugh, is it summer already?"

if so, is that time really already upon us
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K
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>>730168358
What the hell, for the glory
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Ok
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>>730168358
I want to believe
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>>730168358
Ok
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yeah right
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>>730168358
lets see about that
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Thanks op I've been waiting for this
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:)
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>>730168358

no i wont...
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Nah, girls have cooties. I ain't trying to bash a snatch and catch something.
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no i wont
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Hope this works
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What if i reply to this thread my girlfriend fucks me tomorrow???
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Challenge Accepted!
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sure mama?
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>>730168358
My wife is kinda boring. Got my eye on this one other chick though. Common Kek!
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sure
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Okay.
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>>730168358
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Really.....
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rolin
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not if i can do anything about it
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>>730168358
:(
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About damn time
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>>730168358
Going to family reunion tomorrow.

This should be fun.
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i can be my own girlfriend
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Please let her not be black
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>>730168358
Stop giving me false hope.

It is becoming more of an inhibition than a motivator.
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aight
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i will have a gf tomorrow?
No if i fuck the oportunity with my autism
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>>730168358
Yeah fucking right OP you're so full of shit you just want a reply to your thread. Well here it is, baka ass mother fuck. The number of replies you get don't even matter this thread is going to purge in a couple minutes anyways. I'll stick to my waifu, thanks.
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>>730168358
please
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>>730168557
ikr
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If this is fake I'm reporting your 4chan account
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But my hand will be so lonely
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>>730168358
Why not...
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sure
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Please
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yesssssssssssssssssss
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>>730168358
Neato
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K
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Thanks for this opportunity anon
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>>730168358
Worth a shot troll.
You realize these threads don't get you anything right?
There's no glory, no fame, no history.
This thread will die in moments, and it, like many like it, will never NEVER get archived.
This incessent trolling is growing old, and this is LITERALLY the ONLY FUCKING THREAD I've EVER RESPONDED TO
And I ain't even mad.
Check um.
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Huh
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>>730168358
go out wiht me pls OP
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>>730170552
You tried
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>>730168358
fuuakk
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thank youle
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what no nudes??? bitch what the fuck
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>>730168358
aye
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>>730168358
no I won't.
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>>730168358
ehhh
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>>730168358
last time, it almost worked.
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Bullshit
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>>730168358
I wish
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thread
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yoit
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>>730168358
100% of my will power is put into this post
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>>730168358
Yeah right
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Praise kek
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>>730168358
blarg
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>>730168358
ok
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Really.
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let us pray
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Liar
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>>730168888
this nigga rolls quads on demand and nobody bats an eye
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>>730168358
please
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I have no friends
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I highly doubt it
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>>730170258
I C WATT U DID THAR
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>>730168358
So does this mean I'll lose my crippling fear of being rejected and finally be able to ask a girl out?
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If only it was true
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Please
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>>730168358
please
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meh, maybe
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Dope

So sick of having a wife
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>>730171328
no. Last time I posted in this thread, the 2 girls that I had a chance with weren't interesting to me so I let it be. Like this legit would have come true if I wasn't so shallow.
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Why Not
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>>730169957
Get'em, tiger. Make /b/ proud.
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k
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>>730168358
yes pls
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>>730168358
PLEEEESE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLLLEEEAASSSEEE
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ha as if
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Nutter
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:'v
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These threads are bullshit and you should feel bad
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What kind of sorcery is this?
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>>730170552
Lick my nipples
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>>730168358
deal
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>>730168358
holy shit it already happened!
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>>730168358
any not singles and this is true
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>>730168358
Plz be my gf, Sarah.
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>>730168358
reply
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>>730171663
get out.
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Aight
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OH BOY I SURE HOPE SO
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>>730168358
THANK YOU
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Hi
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Sup
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Ehhhh why not.
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I mean why the fuck not? We're all already here anyway.
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>>730168358
oh hell yeah
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Guess I've got nothing to loose
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come on
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>>730168358
test
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ee
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Sure thing
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>>730168358
how about no
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>>730168358
k
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Meme magic for some titties in my face!
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>>730168358
Reply for good mojo
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give it a whirl
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>>730168358
dubs everyone gets the person they love
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Only to eat the ass
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>>730168358
kek
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I don't see why not
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>>730168358
the possibilities are real
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>>730168358
What have I got to lose?
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>>730168358
ok
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fuck you
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>>730168358
Unlikely but I'll try it anyway
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>>730168358
help
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>>730168358
pls senpai, giv me waifu
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lets get her
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Yea
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Fine
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Let's go
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>>730168358

This is my last hope it seems.
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>>730168358
Bet
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You are a liar OP
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>>730168358
whatever
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Please
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Puto el que lo lea
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fuck it
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Can't hurt
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>>730168358
will be messaging girls i matched with on OK CUPID tomorrow...so i might at least have a date.
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eh why not amiright?
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>>730168358
lol
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>>730168358
k
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>>730168358
Alright
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my dick is ready
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dubs and it comes true
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These are cancer, but at least not log threads
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no, I won't
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>>730168358
What if you dont want one, but want to still post for fun?
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k
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>>730168358
sure...
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ok
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>>730168358
what if you already have one
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i got A 7 INCH MEMEBER THAT WANTS TO MEET YOU
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>>730168358
Does she come with big tits?
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>>730168358
kys
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>>730168358
fuck it
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>>730168358
There is nothing to lose but still OP's a faggot in this scenario
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>>730168358
I posted ITT
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>>730168358
Fuck this
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>>730168358
Oh kayy
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I could get one tomorrow but i dont like the way her nose looks..
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Okey
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>>730168358
alright sure why not
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pathetic but there's nothing to lose.
eff it
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lifes short smoke a port
on a port
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>>730168358
Scrub
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What happens if i am gay?
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>>730168358
I'll try anything
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I want pussy.
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>>730173866
You tell us
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>>730168358
What do I have to lose :) :'(
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Why not
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>>730168358
Yeet
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this is third times i reply this shit but i still believe it
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if only anon, if only.
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Great tits for luck.
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Might as well
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Jimmy Fallon
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Give gf pls
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OP better not be foolin with my feels
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Yeah right
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Sure
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why not
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>>730168358
eh, why not?
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>>730168358
Might as well
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Thanks dude
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Gonna be some kind of Jinx, cuz you might get one... but she could be a literal turd.
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>>730168358
Ok
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ty
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>>730168358
replying :)
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Gay shit
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>>730168358
lies
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>>730168358
plz
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Oh nice, I get two now
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>its already tomorrow
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Trips confirm
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>>730168358
Just don't tell my wife
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hopefully
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My last hope
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yayayay
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I need this
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may as well
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This is a poor ruse
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please
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>>730168358
plz
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>>730168358
OH BOI!
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No bamboozle
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Make it happen.
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>>730168358
Going to prom, might get lucky
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>>730168688
Legends say that his dad is still setting up the Wii
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>>730168358
yo
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>>730168358
CHECK UM
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>>730168358
That would be the best bday gift
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>>730168358
Ayy no more tfw no gf
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ROLL FOR LUCK
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please.
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>>730168358
oh shit
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>>730168358

Why.
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>>730168358
Wonderful.
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Butter the biscuit Billy I'm going in dry
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Ayy lmao
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Hope this isn't fake
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She's winking, that must mean it'll work!
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I wish this was true
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i mean...
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