ITT: We Wait.

>>730152439
What am I waiting for?

>>730152857
WW3

Nice weather outside.

>>730152439
ok

>>>>730152439
still nothing

I like waiting

>>730153129
Yes, been nice this afternoon. A little chilly this morning though.

>>730153693
I don't mind waiting either.

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how long, OP?

HELLO?

HEY, WHAT'S UP?

NO.

NO.

NO.

I'M JUST WAITING RIGHT NOW.

NO, TALK TO JIM, MAKE SURE HE GOT THE INVOICE.

NO.

NO.

NO.

NO.

NO.

OKAY.

NO.

NO.

OKAY. SOUNDS GOOD.

NO.

*touches leg

>>730153706
It's midnight tho

*sits and picks up a two year old edition of golf magazine from one of the tables and starts reading it*

*coughs*

*A small pool of blood grows below the chair*
Yea that fine go ahead and see the doctor first person with light cough. I'll be fine.

>>730154045
Shhh, it can start any moment anon!

*breathes out loudly through nose*

*phone rings*
*some weaboo ringtone*

*answer phone in a cranky nervous voice because everyone stares at me*

"mom, not now. I am waiting for my turn. k. love you too, bye"

*blushes*

*pulls out m16 and shoots up place*

-Sniffs slightly-
"Any else smell that?"

ya'll mind if i bring my infant son starts to scream uncontrollably whenever someone coughs?

>>730154398
Oh you silly goofball, you and your colol new games like gda and stuff

>>730154398
I see that guy with his waifu pillow in the waiting room. Stare at him constantly to make him nervous.

Crazy motherfucker pulls m16 and starts shooting.

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>>730152439

>>730154446
>be diaper fetishist

"You like it anon?"

>>730154512
*cough*

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>>730154699
>starts that endless sequence where everyone tries to out-cough each other in a silent room

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How long

>>730154823
*distant screaming*

>>730152439
Can I get seen if I roll dubs pls?

HELLO?

HEY.

SURE.

HEY, DID YOU GET MY E-MAIL?

DID YOU GET MY E-MAIL?

IS THAT DOABLE?

ARE YOU SURE?

ARE YOU SURE?

WHAT DOES DAVE THINK ABOUT THIS?

WELL, LET'S GET A QUOTE, THEN TALK TO THE OTHER VENDOR AND SEE WHAT THEY HAVE TO OFFER.

AND WE'LL NEED THOSE BILL OF MATERIALS FILED IMMEDIATELY.

I DON'T KNOW, GET ONE OF THE TEMPS TO DO IT.

OKAY.

NO.

NO.

NO.

NO.

NO.

NO.

>>730154988
SHUT UP

>>730152439
I love that we've become such fat fucks that someone had to design and manufacture that extra-wide waiting room chair.

*pool of blood grows larger*
*grows pale*
I'll be good, just gotta wait my turn.

*pulls out phone, realises theres no wifi or network coverage and so aimlessly swipes between menus*

>>730154646
-Stays silent and avoids looking at you-

>>730153261
Thats link you fucking dipshit

>>730155224
*looks at anon's phone menu*
Is that hentai?

>>730155146
HOLD ON A SEC, THERE'S SOMEONE TRYING TO TALK TO ME HERE

I'm sorry, what?

>>730155319
Its a meme you dip!

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WHO CAME ON THE FLOOR

*cough cough*
*touch nose*

>>730155470
Are you sure? Looks like hentai to me

*Pulls out phone*
*Plays ringtone sound and puts phone to ear*
*Pretends to talk to somebody*
*Phone rings in ear*

-Opens bag of Bland Co chips (TM)-

>>730155376
I'M TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE MUSIC YOU ASSHOLE

*farts loudly and shifts around in leather chair to try and make it do the same noise*

*leans over to the person next to me* I have a gun and I'm gonna shoot you unless you reply to this post

*Staring at the kid crying obnoxiously loud*

>>730155824
"I can see you are serious."

>>730155827
Don't stare, it's rude anon, geez!

>>730155816
*whispering in ear*
I know it was you.

>>730152439
Designated fat seats. This is an American waiting room?

-Eats chips loudly-
"Nm...Bland..."

>>730156274

yeah every hospital in america has these doublewides for fat assess

Did you get your garden in yet?

*stands up and walks to the front door, stands still and stares outside butt naked*

>Lady next to me stands up and leaves
>Sniff her chair

Henlo

>>730156475
Well, okay, Jeff..

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>>730152439
You guys waiting for some oc?

>>730156826
I saw this 10-20 minutes ago, you know the exit Greg

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Wait for what?

guys why is this taking so long

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HELLO?

YEAH I'M HERE...

YEAH YEAH IT'S ALL RUBBISH

YEAH

HELLO???!!?

*looks at wall clock*
*checks wristwatch*

>>730155533
Full house confirms, hentai is found

>>730156963
That's what you call service nowadays, right

>>730157010
YO MY KID IS SLEEPING KEEP IT DOWN

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>i gotta shit
>i gotta shit
>i gotta shit
>i gotta shit!!!
>I GOTTA SHEEEET!!!
>maybe if i just fart a little... just a little
>mmmmmMMMMmmmmm
>FUCK!!!!
>gambled and lost!!!

Are we waiting for the thread to die?

>>730157491
We're waiting for ourselves to die, anon.

Don't worry.
It won't be much longer.

If nobody does it

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>>730157155
*ignores you*

WOT!?!

OMG WHAT'D YOU DO?!??!

I SAY GENEVA, YOU HEAR HELSINKI?!?

IT'S ALL FUCKED NOW MATE

>>730157580
What if we're already dead?

>>730157730
YO KEEP THE SWEARING DOWN YOU FUCKER HE'S GONNA WAKE UP NOW YOU ASSHOLE

>>730155824
*can visibility see the gun shot wound through the shirt*
Why did you follow me in here.I get the point Don't move your amiibos from the top of the toilet. I wont do it again, but please will you move them for me next time I ask, the plunger on the toilet was busted again.

I think ive been waiting the longest

>>730157787
We are.
On the inside.

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>>730152439

>penis inspection day
> waiting turn

20

19

>>730158049
Rest in pizza threads

>>730158202
*stares at ticket number 21*

*defectively sighs*

I too am a wait

>>730158574
*stares at ticket number 576*
Fuck.

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*niggress walks in door, goes to window and says she was supposed to be next*

>>730157613
What

>>730159159
*pushes niggeress out window*

>>730159470
Nice.

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###WAITING PERIOD IS NOW OVER###

###EVERYONE POST STOCK PHOTOS OF FILIPINOS###

###THIS IS NOT A DRILL###

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>>730159818

Okay

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>>730159818
Oh shit nigga

>>730152439
>filename

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flip flip flip to the loo

>>730152439
Heeeey, just thought I'd check to see if you got any update on how much longer it would be?

*pulls out laptop*

*plays Team Fortress 2*

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>>730160555
Flips get trips

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>>730156959
Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!

Holy fuck that girl is so fucking hot!!!! I would fucking DESTROY HER anon... SEXUALLY! Oh my goddddddd stick it in there man!!! I'm high as balls right now holy shitty TTY!!!

>>730152857
I think you're the only one who can answer that, anon

>>730160826

*phone rings*
*answers*

You can go through now

*puts down phone*
*puts away laptop*

*goes through*