HOW DO I GET RID OF THIS FUCKING BIRTHMARK ON MY DICK? I have

>>730144522
She's not going to reject you based on a small birthmark on your cock. Be confident.

>>730144522
BRO I HAVE A FRECKLE ON THE SAME SPOT ON MY COCK BITCHES LOVE IT.

>>730144522
Can't get rid of a birthmark Anon.
Best thing you can do is to paint your dick the same color as the birthmark so she doesn't notice it.

You have the cock of a 12 year old girl

>>730144878
BRO I ALSO HAVE ONE WTF

>>730144522
If you really wanna make a difference, fucking shave faggot

>>730144932
Phenomenal advice.

It's not like it's an std or something. If the girl has a problem with it, SHE is the problem, NOT your dick.

Just cut it off...

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Not as bad in boner form I suppose. Still it needs to go I'll fucking cut it off in this thread if you want. Just walk me through the procedure

It actually looks a little like a genital wart because it is raised.

Anons saying you can't do anything about it, that's not true. You can get it removed through a surgeon but there will be a scar. It would be easier for you to get an STD screening/test and have the results so you can prove you don't have HPV

Have you tried fire?

>>730144522
funny how it's always "next" friday. u also have an ugly dick bro

>>730144522
If you put it in her ass first, you'll create the illusion that it's shit and she failed to clean up properly. This will put the power in your hands and turn the tables.

>>730146271
YES!!!

take a knife (any blade will do) and simply shave it off. or if u wanna be a pussy, get some string, lift the skin, tie it off, wait an hour for it to turn white and die and lance that shit off with the same knife u tried to shave it off with but failed

>>730146271
please op. ull be screenshotted for sure

>>730148013
>>730147978
Hold up. Preparing

>>730148596
cmon op! bring the thunder

lmao u gonna fuck it up more if u cut it off but go for it faggot

>>730146271
Are you cut?

>>730148658
Very important question before i start. Should I get erect, I mean it makes sense since increased surface area and stuff

If she's up to suck you trust me, she won't give a single fuck, absolutely none.

>>730146271
why you pulling your balls like this?

>>730148781
no. u definitely wanna be flaccid. if u get erect there will be a lot more blood and less loose skin. i mean, bonus points if u can do it hard, but i wouldnt

>>730148781
you should post a pic including your body first, so we can see, how big it is relative to your total size. Can't tell if potentially fatal birth mark or not, need to see more

>>730148781
ive had the procedure done before, the two examples i gave you are literally how its done. 99% of the time it can be done at home, like in this instance (only when they need to dig in does it need to be done in a medical setting)

>>730148781
Not unless you want blood squirting like a busted hydrant..

>>730148900
nice dubs.
personal fetish. I like when bitches grab them hard.

>>730148900
he has a short dick and he wants to make it look bigger

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>>730148977
Irrelevant

>>730149036
part of me is a decent human being
the other part of me hopes, he does not get hard in the process of cutting.

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Here fucking goes my legs won't quit shaking

>>730149036
its not gonna squirt u retard. hed have to cut in stupid deep to hit the veins. only thinghes cutting is loose skin

freckles can be bleached manually with lemon juice over a period of time like a month though I'm not sure you want to put that near your dick.

>>730149167
ull be fine op. keep posting pics

>>730146271
then there will just be a scar there instead....

>>730149167
dont be nervous. havent done it to my dick, but ive sliced moles/ birthmarks off before. no scar unless it was big

>>730149167
She wont even notice the thing. Cut it off anyway, I want to see this.

>>730149345
not when its that size. god damn ur all little girls abt this. theres been plenty of cut threads where ppl have gone fucking ridiculous and all u cucks do is talk about how horny it makes u

>>730144522
Leave it alone and stop being an insecure vagina.

Fucking tell her to lick it. Have some confidence.

What the fuck happened to a man just being himself without feeling the need to be a little bitch?

Scratched off a birthmark from my arm once. Just hope it heals off fast enough.

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>>730144522
Genital birthmark thread?

I had a small spot like that on my face for a long time. Took a razorblade and cut it out. It's only the very top layer of skin just take it off if it bothers you so much you fucking girl

>>730149167
Go on

cmon op. its time to deliver

>>730149167
JEW IT

>>730149686
the guy is literally cutting of his dick. give him more than 5 mins

>>730144522
Who cares about the birthmark shave your balls and take a shower

>>730149231
I've accidentally cut myself before while hard, it will squirt you fuckhead.

>>730149167

can you imagine fucking a girl with an open wound on your dick? wow

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>>730144522
Check em

>>730150192
kek

>>730144522
op she wont give a shit

>>730150207
Not even close check this

>>730150171
learn to read douche. i said not to do it while erect

>>730150279
pathetic

>>730150171
I have ripped my frenulum during sex and that just bled a ton, didn't squirt.

>>730150331
Chekem

cmon op, im getting old here

>>730150363
this

>>730150279
Check em you coons

>>730150527
still not on my level, checkem

>>730150527
HOW ABOUT LET THE OLD MAN TEACH YOU A THING OR TWO KIDDO

>>730150677
checked nd keked

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>>730150677

>>730150677
Observed

>>730150722
checkedd

OP here after putting the blade in slightly and feeling a horrible rush of pain I realised it's probably not a good idea to cut off a part of my dick without anesthetic for 100s to see online. Goodbye and I'm sorry. My ducks bleeding a bit if you want a picture of that

>>730150677
>>730150722
>>730150766
This is now a dubs thread

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>>730150722
>>730150677

>>730150805
OP finally admited to being a faggot

>>730150805
consolation prize... if it makes u feel better i was the fag telling u what to do and ive never cut myself nor do i have any medical training or experience

>>730150805
fucking cuck fagoot

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>>730150805

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>>730150805

>?

>>730150805
post it you gay lord

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>>730150805
Never make a thread on here again unless there is a payoff

>>730151012
Wow

>>730151012
Eat the beak shaving OP, it's the least you can do after that disappointment.

>>730149167
wtf

>>730144522
girls always kiss the birthmarks on my penis you dummy