Am I autistic?
>>730140114
bump
No, this is autistic. Diagnosed too.
>>730140114
bump with tits
>>730140841
well done!
So what the fuck is my problem then?
>>730140841
I'm not diagnosed, should I look into it?
>>730140945
The world generally just sucks. Life sucks too. We just have to deal with it.
>>730140945
You're just a little awkward made. Channel it into a hobby.
What site is this?
>>730140114
Yes, by virtue of the fact that you are consulting a Cambodian tapestry forum for mental diagnoses.
>>730141411
Maybe, I went undiagnosed for years. This isn't the best forum for this discussion. Search up wrongplanet.
>>730141903
This is now a tapestry thread.
Post your best tapes.
Found this baby in a pawn shop, had no idea what he was selling.
Where did you took this test?
>>730140114
This is what i got, am i autistic?
>>730142265
Dumping
>>730143527
>>730143574
>>730143510
Dunno, looks like a fish, mate
>>730143817
>>730144034
>>730144128
diagnosed autistic
>>730144183
>>730144228
>>730140114
You are on /b/ of course you are autistic like the rest of us.
>>730143110
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
Visiting from /k/. How are you autistic fucks doing?
Guess I gotta work on being more social. Maybe read more
what do you think?
ask /r9k/
Idk judge me.
>>730140114
how do i test for this shit?
>>730146274
aspie quiz anon
Ya'll tarded.
>>730146274
look at this post >>730144507
>>730140841
You're not autistic, you're neurodiverse.
>>730146502
its the socialy acceptable way of saying autistic now... i am neurodiverse
>>730146502
got it, neurodiverse
>>730147227
basic dude
>>730147411
so im just a normalfag?
>>730147455
probably less than normal basicfag
>>730147539
fml, why can't i be one or the other, i can't even say i'm autismo as an excuse lmao
rate me.
what am i?
>>730147580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7nQrtMQEw
>>730147689
probably a sociopath
>>730147786
HAHAHA
sociopath nazi.
>>730147905
get on my level
>>730148036
REEEEEEEEE
your more like obama than hitler.
>>730148127
so one day I'll get to bomb 26,000 bombs a year without being executed like mein fuhrer?
Sounds like a plan, shitskin
>>730140114
am I fucked /b/?
>>730148379
u're fucked because of that shitty language more than anything else tbqh
>>730148211
pretty sure im white
>>730148542
white ppl can grow hair. wheres your hair, asia boy
I don't understand why anyone would choose to be autistic
>>730140114
Check em
>>730148618
HAHAHHA
yeah i probably have a little asian in me.
ching chong nazi my guy.
>>730148478
Hope this is bait
>Shitty language
>u're
>>730140114
Check em homie
>>730148770
>corrects textspeak "u're"
>doesn't correct tbqh
autismo.
>>730140114
Am I autistic?
Your neurodiverse (Aspie) score: 57 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 157 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical
i don't even know what this means lol
>>730148902
means you're not autistic, but you sure are retarded.
>>730148379
your only fucked in that your chances of being fucked by the opposite sex is at an oddly low chance. Your relationaly retarded.
Is this bad?
>>730148647
If there were a pill to cure autism I would happily take it.. I fucking don't want to be.
>>730148958
atleast i'm not some autist lol
>>730149006
KEK NIGGA U AUTISTIC AS FUGGG BOI
>>730148902
That means you're most likely not autistic.
>>730148897
probably
>>730149064
well. you're not wrong
>>730148902
It means your a fucking normie bro. Might as well just kill yourself now, the furutre is an Aspie world.
>>730148902
Your as normal as they come.
>>730149006
If being simple minded and slightly autistic is bad.
>>730149050
Well quit making your weird ass noises while failing to hold conversations and finding interest in slow moving water and shit my nigger.
>>730149197
>>730149111
>>730149188
mmmm feels good not to be some socially retarded autistifag
thnx for explaining anons
nah i love being autistic, i can focus for AGES ... hyper focus niggers.... and get so much energy...
>>730143510
Yes
>>730147720
Lol
>>730149388
lmao so all autists are those characters in anime that make stupid fucking noises because the author thought it made them cute?
fucking autists.
agugugugu
>>730149437
Got like a 10 point difference to yours so pretty similar for me. Lol.
>>730149480
have fun being the awkward guy nobody really feels comfortable around for the rest of your life
>>730149006
Simple minded?
>>730149711
Meant for>>730149279
>>730149628
feels good to be a normie
i dont know mang... im saving the pdf for future reference
>>730149700
dont care man, i just do art and its better than any other social interaction
Does this mean I could possibly have the assburgers?
>>730149783
refer to this
>>730147720
>>730150282
>art is better than any social interaction
..that's just fucking sad.
>>730150287
with all the condiments too
>>730140114
Not too bad
this was mine, am I in the clear
>>730148886
nah, tbqh is reasonable to summarize, u instead of you is twitter tween level
>>730150480
Well your not autistic but you might never have a solid relationship
>>730150414
nah the feeling u get being creative is better than being like 'oh hi' to someone retard fag cunt
>>730150507
or it's just lazy
>>730150436
But I'm good at reading people, aren't assburgers people literally incapable of reading people?
Plus I use sarcasm more often than not. Autistic people are not supposed to be able to comprehend sarcasm.
>>730150699
anon, have you ever even been in a relationship?
scrap that, have you ever even had a friend?
and with friend i don't mean someone you get along with at work or during school time, i mean someone you enjoy spending time with outside of work or school.
>>730150887
You may have learned to read people because of some logical way.
I have known more than a few autists that were sarcastic and understood it well. Pretty sure that is not a criteria.
>>730150908
mate, i got loads of mates, i was in a reloationship for 2 years aswell, ive had my best mate for like 10 years or some shit, im good looking as well so im lucky. and some girls actually like it tbh...
>>730150887
Chances are that while you can perceive such things, people probably aren't sure when you're being sarcastic or not. This is autism.
>>730151159
if that's true then you wouldn't feel better painting some gay picture than when you're having a good time with your friends or when you're intimate with your girl.
>>730140114
Maybe people arent just chatting shit when they say B is full of autists
>>730140114
What does neurotypical mean?
>>730151267
I think there is a fair amount of autists here.
>>730151265
nah i make music, i dont know it just brings something out in me, but yeah, i have mates n that but i prefer to be on my own? have u ever heard of an INTROVERT? STUPID CUNT KYS I HATE U WHY AM I GIVING U MY TIME AND ENERGY
>>730151377
Normal/average human
>>730151089
Well, fuck.
>>730151217
I thought not being able to tell when someone is being sarcastic was called being an idiot. But you might have a point there.
does this make me an asspie
also i am a gril
>>730151430
> INTROVERT? STUPID CUNT KYS I HATE U WHY AM I GIVING U MY TIME AND ENERGY
yeah you're clearly autistic as fuck.
anyway, i'm an introvert aswell, but that doesn't mean i don't enjoy hanging out with my friends from time to time, and even introverts enjoy being around their friends, you colossal retard.
>>730151437
>I guess I should respond
Typical
>>730151601
yes, you're a socially inept autist.
>>730151267
To be honest 4chan used to be like 99% autism. it was a place were they felt more at home in its early years. Later when it became more mainstream the tables started turning, now it's mostly average people and edgelords.
>>730151601
Heh
>>730151778
Fuck off, autistic cunt.
>>730151601
very likely you are on the high functioning end of the spectrum
>>730150374
Nah, nowhere close to being that normal
>>730151666
mate for fuck sake, i love hanging with my mates, but i get sick of it after like a couple hours
anyway ur just trolling me
>>730151430
kek nigga you're not just introverted you sound like a fuggin spastic
>>730151923
You fuck off, newfaggly edgelord.
>>730152026
adhd dont care
>>730151956
do you have any discernible talents?
>>730152046
can someone call this anon's tardwrangler already?
/out/ here
Literally this thread is Autism: the post
>>730152046
Don't speak about my basement like that!
May the triforce be with me desu
>>730152101
i bet you used to have your own personal tardwrangler to keep you under control during your spastic outbursts
>>730152222
well shit you must have one massive interest... do you have a phd in something?
>>730152224
HAHAHAHAHAHA ok shut up now
>>730152344
nah Im a musician. So it basically doesn't count
Autists gonna aut.
>>730152347
did the wrangler keep you on a leash or did he tackle you when you had one of your outbursts?
Am i autism?
>>730152458
>being autistic
>the one advantage there is to being an autist is superfocus
>decide to waste it on fucking music
KEK
>>730152532
yes anon, you are the incarnation of autism.
>>730152458
The most successful autist I know is a musician.. he had a phd by the time he was 22 in music and at 23 ran the music department at our college.
Sup faggots
Im prolly way cooler than most of you and get at least 3x more pussy
>>730152137
fuck that I ain't wrangling no tards. You wrangle yourself.
>>730152614
Well shit
>>730152474
We're birds of a feather!
Check >>730152148 out
>>730152617
the most succesful autist i know got arrested for fucking some guy in the ass against his will.
people in this thread scare me.
>>730152718
I know I saw that and was surprised.
>>730152617
jesus, Im 29 and I make noise in my bedroom. I need to get my shit together.
>>730152671
I doubt that
>>730152705
come on man, i covered for you last thursday!
just tackle the fucker and get him back to the 'special kids room'.
>>730152721
the autists scare you or the influx of typical people?
am i fuckered /b/
>>730140114
Yes...what is the graph for?
>>730152856
your thing looks like a fish, all seafood sucks, therefore, you are completely fuckered.
>>730152474
>>730152148
no person with this score would be on 4chan
>>730152671
I am diagnosed autistic and have proably had more pussy than years you are alive.
>>730152856
What were the numbers above the graph
Either way you're probs a raging autist
>>730152939
being fucked in the head doesn't count as getting laid anon.
>>730152856
You might actually make it through this life really successfully and with a happy marriage.
>>730152935
They are FBI
>>730152817
You are in the special kids room, anon.
>>730153035
I am definitely that, but hey for some reason I have managed to get laid a ton.
>>730152935
Well think again I guess
I'm usually on /out/, but I'm just visiting here
>>730153091
i am>>730148902
nigga i'm normie as fuck.
>>730153080
Fuck they're onto us
Ayy
>>730152935
*should, but alas
>>730153163
I too have had a lot of pussy anon.
i wrote pussy on my right hand so that i could say i got some pussy, kill me.
>>730152148
>>730152474
you guys the FBI here to tard wrangle?
>>730153191
data collection
>>730153189
There's a lot of normie tards.
Most are politicians.
Wtf is this
>>730153599
meaning you were probably lazy in the way you answered them.. And there are numerous questions that are the same question just asked a little different, and you probably answered them opposing.
>>730153599
do you have down syndrome?
>>730153599
they ask you the same questions but phrased differently through the test. If you answer them differently it means you are not paying attention.
That means you are either retarded or cheating.
>>730153294
Nope, at least, I'm not
>>730153332
Not really but this does show interesting results...
Then again, I'm only visiting this thread. I have better boards to visit
Soooo... I'm awesome?
How about me
>>730153935
You help bridge the typical to the neurodiverse
>>730154144
typicalfag
This is me. Not sure what it means though.
>>730153873
and what are the boards that mainly interest you?
>>730154227
Means your more typical than autist, but you communicate more like an autist and have no real discernable talent that sets you apart.
Glad I'm not an acoustic like all you fucks.
>>730154235
Just /b I like seeing the alt views and comparing them to mine and others
>>730154235
/out/ and sometimes /fa/
>>730153935
You are a neutralfag. You have acquired the balance both sides seek.
>>730154227
It means you should start sexually identifying yourself as a combat spaceship.
>>730152111
No, I pretty much suck at everything, maybe video games are the closest thing I've got
How am I?
>>730154423
>>730154305
Will do.
Combat spaceship, awwwWWWWAAAAYYYY!
>>730154757
thats why I said simple
>>730154786
You exist only as sperm.
>>730153599
some questions contradict each other heavily. You probably have ADHD and can't remember your response to them. One example would be: Do you like being in social situations? and then "Do you prefer being alone". Those two contradict each other if you answer yes on both.
wtf this mean?
Am I a fucking aspie? What d'ya think /b/?
Here's mine
>>730154952
It means you're basically a normie, but other people in thread have you beat
Understandable given that I hate most cunts I meet.
GG.
What kind of fucked does this make me?
>>730140114
I took this quiz as serious as i could, and it says I'm very likely to be autistic. maybe it's a confirmation bias seeing as i've always thought I have some disorder, though i did try to counteract my bias. Idk, what to you guys think?
>inb4 complete autismo
>>730155039
Ist possible, but you are less autistic than many of /b
>>730153935
Zwang.
Just... fucking Zwang.
>>730155236
autistic is probable, but you can function well enough that a diagnosis probably would never do anything for you.
>>730155179
>>730155179
probs one of the least autistic peple on /b/
>>730155333
German is nice, it sounds so peaceful
Und jetzt halt die Fresse.
>>730155235
You tend to be normal except how you relate to others, you relate like an autist but are fairly normal in other things.
>>730155179
>>730155179
probs 1 of the least autist people here fren
>>730155582
That seems pretty accurate to me. I'm pretty shit at people.
>>730154826
Does jerking off count as a talent?
>>730155564
Die Zietung ist fickt, eine zie Schlappe
Using Duolingo on and off for a month but originally had an interest two years ago.
Should I be worried?
>>730155900
As close to being a vegetable as you can get mate.
>>730155900
yes... your going to fade away without anyone noticing...
>>730140854
That is beautiful... well aside from the fake tits but still
>>730154328
ACOUSTIC.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>730148542
That's not white, THIS is white
>>730155780
Wtf did you want to say 0.o
That makes no sense
>>730156145
That's not white, THIS is white
>>730156145
he probably just doesn't live in his sisters basement like you.
What's this mean
>>730156145
That's mozzarella
>>730156327
it means ur a dick
>>730156327
mean your not very talented, but you communicate well.. you relate like shit to others.. you would make a good lying politician.
>>730156275
It's still cold as tits this time of year, too cold for tshirts
My answers where too contradictory?????
MFW
>>730156543
your trying to hard to be something your not.
what mean this?
fucking casuals
>>730156628
your a shitty scientist
>>730156614
whats that supposed to mean?
that im trying to be antisocial?
>>730156439
In what way though just generally?
>>730156145
6a5735 is not really white
>>730156464
Hmm that's interesting, I don't really have talent but not sure about the other stuff.
lmao im fuckn half autistic
What does this mean?
Should I get checked?
This is what I got
>>730157234
could be a good idea, especially if you haven't held a job for longer than a year and have a hard time being social.
Time for the real question:
How many GBP you autists got saved up?
I got enough for a week of tendie canteen and two nights late bedtime.
Beat me fags
>>730157176
your pretty normal without any remarkable talents and your not to social.
wtf does this mean?? also am gril
>>730157492
It means display bosoms or vacate the premises
>>730157398
I don't have a hard time being social when it is like 3-5 people but when there is like 7- people I tend to get very quiet unless I know all those people very well
>>730157492
means your socially retarded and no discernable talent that sets you apart but you are perceptive and can understand both normies and autists.
alright /b/ what the fuck is wrong with me?
>>730157658
do you have more than 1 close friend?
>>730157783
Nothing is wrong with you.. other than you may have a lack of interest in things and don't tend to seek out social contact..
>>730157874
Maybe like 2-3
what it means?
>>730157975
do they seek you out much? or do you do most of the seeking out?
>>730157975
But only 1 I could tell them I killed someone and trust them enough to keep it a secret
>>730158045
I also tend to do most of the seeking out
>>730156273
Mien Führer would be proud
>>730156914
Ur not really white
Everyone in this thread is a retard
Am I autistic?
honestly surprised
Im ready to be judged.
Sooo, Am I autistic?
is this good or bad?
>>730148379
Ultra Downy Kermit.
what does it mean my dudes
>>730148804
faggot
>>730140114
semi-autist
>>730140841
KYS autismo
>>730141411
You should see a professional, pal.
>>730143510
sporadically autistic?
>>730144225
pretty autist
>>730145923
missing 5 chromosomes
>>730145752
>>730145732
Hello fellow normies
>>730145954
kys nigger faggot
>>730145972
nothing to judge. i think your faggotry's the only problem.
>>730146354
Yer a feget
>>730147227
average joe
>>730147689
What the fuck ARE you?? Probably an semi-autistic hitler
>>730148647
Okay
>>730148902
Typical normie
>>730148897
Definitely autstic. No amount of chromosome removal/addition can save you anon.
>>730149006
>>730150287
go see help
>>730151267
>>730151377
Normie, but surefire retards
>>730151601
Tits or gtfo autistic femanon
>>730152148
King of the normies
>>730153935
Best one so far? Nice fag. It's like you can turn autistic whenever you want to. Pretty much flip a switch in yourself and boom social butterfly to autist
>>730159879
Aliens r gay
press f to pay respects XD I was professionally diagnosed by the way
>>730145954
Casual /r9k/ poster here, you can add my results to the mix.
Also homeless, AMA if you want.
>>730140114
You're socially inept, there's a difference.
>>730160205
I don't think you need to take the test to know you're autistic.
>>730160570
What's it like being a purposeless bum?
How am i doing?
uhhh
>>730160626
People who add insult to injury usually don't help much. I do kind of have a living though, and focus what purpose I think I have towards unloading semi trucks in an industrial sector where I lurk and following Christ. I dunno tho. I guess it's a life where your heart is always feeling like it'll thump out of your chest.
>>730160783
It's like the complete opposite of Autism, like a physical incarnation rather than a mental incarnation.
What about me?
>>730160802
Sorry man, I've been fucked with a few times by hobos. How do you get charged and get internet access to browse and shitpost?
>>730160802
>unloading semi trucks in an industrial sector
What do the truckers do when they catch you doing that
I am the autism
>>730161167
Axel grease and anal rape.
>>730160802
I like to load on truckers with a semi too
>>730156652
Yo
>>730152148 still has you beat
Can someone interpret this?
>>730161167
He's probably referring to being whats called a "lumper". The way it works is people like him generally hangout near truck stops or other locations popular with truckers. When a trucker is going to drop by a warehouse, he stops off and picks up the lumper. this person will perform all of the manual labor involved in unloading and reloading the truck. once that is accomplished, the trucker will drop the lumper back off wherever he picked him up at and pay him off for the work.
im fucked ?
>>730161657
No u
I'll bet hes got lumps after those burly tuckers are done with him
>>730153197
ok Ser Autismo is here
am I okay /b/?
whats this mean
>>730162513
Looks like a bird almost
I think this is pretty good. (Canadian high school graduate btw)
>>730162513
wtf woodpecker?
>>730157401
Boy do i love tendies
>tendies
>>730162513
>>730162513
>>730162893
Kek
autism bread?
>>730160205
we are similar homie
WTF means that
>>730163217
holy fuck are you my twin?
What am I exactly?
Am I aspie? Am I a cool boy?
wat da hek!
>>730163661
Kekekekkekeke
>>730163588
Checked
>>730163966
Woah, also checked
Do me
>fucking aspies