Anyone from Cheyenne Wyoming want to go help me get some bones?

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>>730134568
This doing anything for ya?

>>730134682
I'm talking about some actual bones. Made of calcium.

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>>730134787

human bones?

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>>730134922
Thx. But these kinda bones.

>>730135017
Maybe, not sure. I just need someone to make my two person team.

>>730135156
so you're going and digging up bodies and you need 2 people to do this? how come?

Depends, if you take the bones, do I get any jewelry they have in the coffin with them?

How do we split up any gold fillings that the funeral home didn't take when they embalmed the corpse?

>>730135258
Yes, we split the bones. And, we're not digging them up. They're everywhere where I'm headed.

>>730135237
One to hold the the light, and safety in numbers.

Oh so we breaking into crypts, that's a lot easier thanksgiving up a coffin.

You got good bolt cutters and a sledgehammer? I got a big pry bar.

>>730135649
I have bolt cutters. But, the bones are everywhere where I'm headed

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>go with OP
>drive out to the middle of buttfuck nowhere wyoming
>OP kills you
think I figured out where all the bones came from. thanks but no thanks dude

>>730135844
Not a serial killer. Just looking for a fellow Bone Thief.

>>730134568
>Trusting anyone on 4chan

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>>730135918
suuuuuure

>>730135384
>we split the bones

>OP kills you
>takes half your bones
>leaves the other half to be picked clean by vultures

I can guarantee it will be more fun than staying at home tonight. If no one comes, I will go out on my own,and post results.

>>730136359
I'll be looking for your thread

>>730136439
It's just better with more people.

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From first haul.

Is anyone's interested, my SC is thcryptkeeper.

>>730136591
well even if I wanted to go out to a remote location with a complete stranger who just coincidentally knows where there's a bunch of human bones, I'm not anywhere near wyoming.

>>730135074
jesus christ is this what people do for fun in that state?

what are you going to do with them?

>>730137275
Just collect them and use them to make furniture.

super weird

when you dig up bodies, a couple of important points:

Necrophilia: the pussy is pretty much the first thing to decompose, and fill with maggots, and turn all slushy and disintegrate. Its usually not the best fuck, barely passable. Kinda like fucking a pumpkin pie, but does NOT taste as good >> ask me how I know.... :(

Gold teeth are not worth it.
Gold is a very soft malleable metal, so to make them hard enough to chew food, they are mixed with so many other metals, they are worth the truouble to yank out. and you would have to melt it down and remove impurites, hot and expensive, becuase no one wants to by your jar or gold teeth. Just stick to watches and rings, easy enough to sell or pretty enough to keep

>>730137712
It beats boredom.

>>730137782
How do you know?

>>730134568
i live in cheyenne wyoming how high are the odds i know you

>>730137933
>ask me how I know.... :(
typo:
i meant to type: DONT ask me how I know.. sad face emoji

>>730138344
Are you military?

>>730138376
Ohh. Gotcha :(

>>730138426
lmao fuck no

>>730138498
still weird seeing a post about wyoming on the front page though

>>730138498
Would you be interested in partaking in something like this?

>>730134568
>Wyoming
GTFO redneck

>>730138632
i would but im an amputee so im not big on digging or if it involves any sort of long hikes

>>730138759
Military, actually. From Armenia originally.

>>730136439
the thread will be called:
REKT: Wyoming Edition

>>730138886
We'd just have to drive about an hour and a half out. My SC is thcryptkeeper

montana here. i'll go bone hunting with you famalam

>>730138978
sorry bro no snapchat or anything

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>>730135074
Thats actually really neat, OP. I live in canada but that would be a really radical adventure. Good luck on your hunt.

>>730139127
How far away are you from Cheyenne?

>>730139154
Anyway I could get ahold of you?

>>730138894
Pro Advice:
NEVER trust an Armenian with a Business Deal!
NEVER NEVER NEVER.


They will always try to rip you off, or get the everything out of the deal at your expense.

"OK, Tiko, the best price I can sell you the merchandise is $2000."

"We have deal, my friend, i come back tomorrow"

NEXT DAY:
" I give you $300"

FUCK YOU, Ara!

And the women are just as bad. All of them are working multiple scam deals simulaneously. Its just bred into them. I've NEVER met an honest Armenian. That is why we chased them into Fresno, as we had no luck driving them out of Glendale, fuck it

>>730139254
like 10 hours lol
will you wait a few months for me

>>730139565
>>730139565
Shit. If ANY of you are interested, contact me via Snapchat, or my email is [email protected]

>>730139782
gay.com
registration for all mailing lists
accomplished

>>730140003
It's a throw away account anywhoo.

But, you'll here from me later tonight with finds.