you enter your room, seethis, what you do?

>>730120674

"Don't mind if I do" *unzips pants*

>>730120674
Proceed to breed and reproduce.

>>730120674

just say thank you sis

>seethis
>what you do

I tell you to go back to school, Jimmy.

>>730120674
dinnertime!

>>730120674
>no feminine benis
turn 360 and walk out

>>730120674
make love

>>730120674
> i put my tongue in her butt

>>730120674
Fist the pussy

>>730120674
I introduce myself

>>730120674
"Jesus mother, Put some pants on before you call me to look at something!"

>>730120674
> Honest answer:
If ask what she was doing in my room.
> Answer that'll make me look cool:
If whip my dick right out and shove it in her virgin pussy /b/ros. Women ayyy

>>730120674
take a picture and ask /b/ what they would do

See how long I can stand there and watch before my wife realizes im not the mail man.

*Tips fedora*
Me'lady here my trench coat, now let's get you home.

http://www.amaturetube.info/web-cam-chat/ get your cocks out boys its time for a real show

Smell her feet

>>730120674
go to next bed. do same.

>>730120674
>"get out of my room mom, its not funny anymore"

File: Untitled57.jpg (362KB, 1111x625px) Image search: [Google]

362KB, 1111x625px

>>730121618

>>730120674
fix that crooked drawer

File: Untitled58.jpg (323KB, 625x1111px) Image search: [Google]

323KB, 625x1111px

>>730121281

>>730121203
Traps are gay tho bro.

>>730121409
It didn't make you look cool mate.

>>730120674
Wonder who the fuck put white sheets on my bed

>>730120674
mom, you told me you were going to stay out of my room.
c'mon. you know i was at jennie's, my dick's too tired for this.

File: Untitled57.jpg (393KB, 1111x625px) Image search: [Google]

393KB, 1111x625px

pshh.. nothin personal, kid.

File: 1002.jpg (194KB, 625x1111px) Image search: [Google]

194KB, 625x1111px

>>730122412
actually i find those awesome

>>730120674
can you pass me the headphones they're on the shelf infront of you

File: 1458432074240.jpg (13KB, 240x240px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 240x240px

>>730121409
i don't think anyone in this thread would just whip their dick out and go to funky town, tbh we'd all just ask what the fuck

unzip my pants and hope to god me and my roomates penis feel the same

Good golly, you must be so confused! Chad's apartment is two floors down, c'mere, lemme show you.

File: Untitled60.jpg (347KB, 625x1111px) Image search: [Google]

347KB, 625x1111px

>>730123920

>>730124605
that's fuckin terrifying

File: Untitled60.jpg (628KB, 625x1111px) Image search: [Google]

628KB, 625x1111px

>>730124717

>>730123342

Found the newfag

>>730120674
Tell her I don't feel so well, my belly.

>>730123920
I like this pic better. Having a girl looking at you like that is much better than just a random puss up in the air

File: 1007.jpg (205KB, 625x1111px) Image search: [Google]

205KB, 625x1111px

>>730125449
like this?

File: 1471401903317.jpg (119KB, 859x679px) Image search: [Google]

119KB, 859x679px

>>730125765
hell ya that's hot as shit. probably my favorite pose in that position tbh

File: 1476671822160.jpg (60KB, 675x1200px) Image search: [Google]

60KB, 675x1200px

>>730125928
i love this one

>>730126662
that's a great one too. Call me crazy, but I like a little eye contact when I'm fucking a girl

>>730120674
I call the police

File: Untitled61.jpg (340KB, 625x1111px) Image search: [Google]

340KB, 625x1111px

>>730125765

share the whole set

>>730127528
would still hit

>>730121854
Made me giggle

>>730121416
Best answer. Well done!

File: Untitled61.jpg (351KB, 625x1111px) Image search: [Google]

351KB, 625x1111px

>>730127528
version 2

File: Untitled62.jpg (336KB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

336KB, 1200x675px

>>730129583

File: hghafhqwet.jpg (27KB, 445x445px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 445x445px

>>730130538

File: Untitled62.jpg (1MB, 1200x675px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1200x675px

>>730130731

>>730120674
turn 360 and enter

>>730131492
i might legit have nightmares about this, thanks for that

>>730131957
slowly zoom in and out for a moire effect

Give her a bowl of eggs

File: Untitled63.jpg (318KB, 675x1200px) Image search: [Google]

318KB, 675x1200px

>>730132111

File: 1492880681189.jpg (17KB, 450x370px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 450x370px

>>730121203

360 is a full circle...

you'll just stay in the same place

Put something in her ass op

File: Untitled63.jpg (361KB, 675x1200px) Image search: [Google]

361KB, 675x1200px

I call this move the number three.

File: chinese-takeout-container_copy.png (15KB, 234x281px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 234x281px

>>730133386
how is 'walk out' staying in the same place? he just did a full spin before he walked out.

since when does 'walk out' mean 'walk the direction you are facing?'

File: Untitled63.jpg (374KB, 675x1200px) Image search: [Google]

374KB, 675x1200px

time for my fortune cookie..

File: Untitled63.jpg (438KB, 675x1200px) Image search: [Google]

438KB, 675x1200px

"Foolish human.."

"Kaaa... Meee... Haaa... Meee... "

File: Untitled63.jpg (496KB, 675x1200px) Image search: [Google]

496KB, 675x1200px

"Haaaaaaaa...

Kaocunt x100!!"

>>730120674
i on her face, i kick her ass, I push a broom in it, 'till she cries and beg for mercy. But I push it so deep her guts bleed and she finally dies.

File: Untitled63.jpg (540KB, 675x1200px) Image search: [Google]

540KB, 675x1200px

*teleports in*

"Heh... not bad"

File: Untitled63.jpg (476KB, 675x1200px) Image search: [Google]

476KB, 675x1200px

"Problem?"

Sure as Hell not my dishes.

File: Untitled63.jpg (489KB, 675x1200px) Image search: [Google]

489KB, 675x1200px

"Not so fast, Freiza!"

>>730120674
sniff it, lick it, and

File: Untitled63.jpg (499KB, 675x1200px) Image search: [Google]

499KB, 675x1200px

"Fuuuuu..."

>>730120674
eat her out from behind and then fuck her doggy style, cum inside her

I'd chow her mein

>>730136114
are you 13?