Incredibly reasonable Christian here. AKA The Parrot guy. Ran

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>>730113901
You guys actually made me run out of bird pictures.

I am going to have to work on taking and saving more.

>>730113901
>>730114822
Bumping in case there are more questions to be answered.
Or maybe another time?
Anyway, thanks for the last thread!

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>>730113901
Anyway I am still awake and likely to be for several more hours.

But I am trading in a MMORPG so I may forget to bump unless some Anon dings me with a post.

Have a wonder filled day!

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>>730115218
Thanks for the bumps.
Very appreciated.

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>>730115218
>in case there are more questions

Did you have any?

Last Nights thread seemed to end with all posters replied to.

Now the night before I fell asleep and there were a half dozen or so I missed. They are archived but I doubt those posters are here now.

>>730116449
Well, there was that debate with the death and resurrection of Christ and why it's not observed on the correct day, but I just have concerns with a loss of faith in general.

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>>730117584
Did you see my answer?

>>730118235

nope

>>730118235
I think it has to do with what one believes that determines when you observe. Is that a good one sentence summary of your answer from the last thread?

>>730117584

well, then.
noone gives a fuck about Christianity, except for the usual antichristian faggotry that makes edgylords think they're edgier than ever.

I was willing to become a priest, but eventually got kicked out because even my superiors were more interested in the usual gay shit than in spreading the Truth.

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>>730118429
Op here I agree.. There about..

Which means Good Thursday > Sunday
Or Good Friday > Monday..

I am not a big fan of Istar. I celebrate Passover and the Last Supper..

>>730120467

How do I become a priest?

>>730121965
Go into seminary for the demonination of your choice--or is that denomination?

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>>730118813
Not bad..

You can celebrate anytime that you are willing to and show gratefulness. Make a joyful noise.

Etc..

But Passover which has been is perverted too strong a word to Easter / Istar and is all about Bunny and Eggs is NOT what we are supposed to be observing. Christ had the last supper on Passover. We were commanded to forever remember the event and the cause. I mean it was probably the largest I will call it killing, but some say murder by God upon mankind at the behest of a vain but powerful ruler. (Pharaoh)

But since then other powerful men have perverted the meaning and commercialized it bah I am just going to get all self righteous, and I have no right to be..
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>>730118827
So you were called but not to Organized Religion? Same here. But it did not release me from the feeling that I needed to understand more about why we are here.

I have found folks interested if you can offer them anything approaching plausible rather than the usual tripe.

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>>730121965
One should first become a student. But finding a good teacher is very difficult unless you are ready.

I know that is all cliche.

But I had to get ordained leave the church because it was a tax shelter. Travel halfway across the country to meet a gay man and do him a kindness before he introduce me to a televangelist who is now recently dead. Before I was finally able to understand The real duty of Disciples and Apostles.

>>730121703
Bumping

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>>730123487
Sorry out of state call, and then a friend showed at the door asking to borrow laundry. Sigh. Every time you get interested in a thread about faith things try to interrupt.

>>730113901
I hope you come back to field more questions and offer some great insights. Enjoy your Saturday!

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>>730124596
Oh I am back now..
Did I miss a question?

>>730124726
Nah, that had a typo. I didn't this thread was that hot, but maybe it is heating up.
>>730124644
Why do they call you "The Parrot Man"?

>>730125273
>>730113901
Even if you want to say "It's my secret," just askin'.

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>>730125273
Fellow /b/tards called me that. Probably because I love Parrots and post their images in these types of threads? (I don't like posting the images of the cross nearly as much, but both make it easier to know which posts are mine. the Reasonable nick too was bestowed by /b/.

No secrets here anonymity is enough secretiveness for me.

>>730113901
How do you think the U.S. and its coalition with (relatively) other civilized nations will fare with its current archnemesis that seems to exploit its allegiance to one of the world's major religions, with all its propaganda and threatening posturing, and is taking credit for and promoting otherwise isolated incidents even if a follower of said religion is involved in committing it?

>>730125817
You appear to be an anon that doesn't do a lot of "parroting," so to speak, but you seem to be rather refreshing in your attitude, and I like that. It's good to have you here on /b/.

>>730124726
Bumping although you're busy
>>730113901

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>>730125880
Yikes...

Can you define a few of those?

>archnemesis
Overtly:
North Korea? Russia?

Secretly:
Israel?

Trump would appear to be the "False Prophet".

I hope that answers that was a really convoluted question.

>>730113901
Do you actually know things about parrots?

>>730127384
Every politician is a 'false prophet'.

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>>730126471
Thanks, I do try to make it clear right up front that I am not promoting organized religion or a specific church.


>>730127462
I am not an expert. But I would not hesitate to care for a Bird on a short term basis. I own a cage suitable for one macaw or a couple little fellows like Tiels or Love Birds. But have only ever raised and reared the little guys. Conures and Macaws are a lifetime contract.

>>730127489
Too true in that they all lie.
But I use the term in a Revelations sense.

I suspect he will be the one to intorduce us to the Anti-Christ. I mean perhaps not But just the name Trump in such a time as this is like a sick joke one could never write.

>>730127384
>archnemesis
In terms of the "IS," I guess.
I'd also like to know your thoughts regarding how we stand with the countries that you just listed. Thanks for being here, again. As far as the pres is concerned, do you mean to say he's the antichrist or someone leading up to him/her once he's revealed to the world?

>>730128189
>>730127958
I feel the same way (not during the election which is weird) but on the contrary I thought Hillary was going to be the anti Christ or reveal him to us during the election process.

How's it feel to know that your entire religion, alongside all others, has been reduced to the rhetorical state of subjectivist bullshit?

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>>730128189
"IS" or Daesh? It is just radical Islam the offspring of Ishmael the first Son of Abraham..
They extracted all the laws from Judaism and Christianity and want to enforce them on everyone but themselves.

North Korea Kim Jung Il? is just nuts he wants to rule the world or at least get us to send him food in return he promises not to shoot another ninja turtle missile

Israel though wew learning that truth hurt..

They are "Those who claim to be the tribe a Judah but do lie and are the Synagogue of Satan. (Rev 2:9 and 3:9) They are the secret infiltrators and purported rulers of nearly every thing. The true jews were for the most part killed off by Hitler. A few are still around today. They sometimes call themselves "Jews for Jesus." on the off chance a few of them are mixed in with the tares we are told to leave the tares alone.

No I am not an Anti-Semite...I have great respect for all the Hebrew tribes of Israel not just Judah..


Russia are the offspring of Essau.

.I am really not sure what you are asking me?

The Armies of the northland will at some point gather at the valley of Armeggedo in Israel and begin the final battle against the locust armies.
Is any of this helpful?

>>730128753
If there was a anti crist. it would not be revealed.
It would not take man, but simply money, to destroy us. we will bow down to the bankers. who control the flow of money, wich we depend on. The anticrist, will use this tool.
A powerfull corperation who works in the shadows. One trick of the devil is, make sure no one believes he exist.

>>730128189
Bumping for..."The Rest of The Story..."
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>>730128753
I honestly thought she was the whore of Babylon (I was wrong I guess) and would introduce us to him.. But no Trump is NOT the Anti-Christ, The Anti-Christ will not be a human being.

>>730129250
Part and parcel of Prophecy. Has to be a great falling away before the end. Israel had to once more exist. Shhot has only been about 50 years that so many parts of Prophecy have all actually been in place.

The Jehova's witness' almost had 1948 right.

Bastards LOL...

>>730129448
Thanks.
>>730129297
>>730129297
It's K.J. Un, the son.
As far as "IS," are you talking about converts or hired goons, not just believers?

>>730129554

Even though the "great falling away" is essentially people coming to their senses before those whom of which are so bluepilled by their own screwed-up childhoods are the only ones who remain in their closet Pagan religion?

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>>730113901
im having doubts OP,im starting to ask questions in my head that would be considered blasphemous even..i mean,what if its not like weve been taught to belive? what if He is not real? idont know anymore

>>730113901
Go fucking kill yourself Christfag. No one wants you here. Get a clue and become an Atheist.

>>730129731

God is a manifestation of the ego. It is why you view those who do not believe in God as strange: you see them as people that have rejected you, rather than having rejected this God you worship.

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>>730129376
Too true, but he also would never humble himself to be made a flesh human.

Who better to claim to be the second coming here to rapture you away if only you will bow..

Then a fallen Angel, cast down by an Angry God. Nope it will be no secret he will more or less fall from the Heaven (Bible says a Star called wormwood" But ALL of mankind we see him arrive they just for the most part will be clues as to who or what he is.

>>730129731
your book was created by humans in its very inception and yet people still follow it because that's what they were told to do rather than having chosen it themselves.

>>730129900
How about you people take your pretentious book club back to the community college down the street or, better yet, contribute to society?

>>730129823
ok..but why am i doubting now?

>>730130095
Because you are beginning to see a light that is unfettered with smoke and mirrors. You have begun to take notice of the objective, sterling fact that the human mind cannot be won over by flowery words that sound right simply because they sound right, that tautologies do not satisfy tautologies.

You have ascended. Read the Satanist Bible and Richard Dawkins for more information. In fact, explore other religions of the past and present and figure out just how similar and therefore false they all are. If there is a truly just and kind god out there, he will love you all the more for having gone out of your way to understand him.

>>730130054
False, I found d God personally through a revelation he bestowed upon myself. I am not OP btw just a lurker of this thread. I was a non believe myself and then good revealed himself to me and I will never lose my faith the things I've seen/done with him. I was baptized as a personal choice at 17 years old.

>>730130334
Fuck I can't spell for shit.

>>730130334
you were baptized because you felt pressured, because you felt fear of hellfire in the fringe chance that your local community was right because humans are social creatures.

break free, my child.

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>>730129703
I had not considered making a distinction.

Do mercenary's kill less often then those who hire them? Killing in Gods name is certainly not new.. I don't know if I would call them the Locust army? I am awaiting an army bearing a flag that so far has only been used for "Gay Pride" and I don't see them as a particularly useful army.

Who ever goes to war on behalf of the Antichrist? Is your enemy.

>>730129719
You call it senses the Bible called it a veil of oblivion. They are all going to sleep so bowing to Anti-Christ will catch them by Surprise and not hurt so very much.

>>730129731
When did God say you could not ask questions? Men say that kind of shit.

Blasphemy of the spirit is to stand before Anti-Christ know him for the liar he is and deny it before the world..
You can not really commit one until the other finally arrives.

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>>730129795
I think you should enter a thread read it and then post. It is just good form.

I have been here for the last 12 hours with very few comments from you or others like you.

Didi you have a question?

>>730130488

Really, so I am oblivious for expecting proof before believing in something? What kind of idiot god chooses his followers based off of some idealistic debacle of a gamble? Nietsche was right - God is dead, and we have killed him, but you idiots sit here and animate the dead body, call him born again. What kind of sick, twisted game is your savior to you?

>>730130054
>>730130095
Learned men.. </sarcasm>

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>>730130305
i doubt that satan will do it for me fam..

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>>730130448
It is nice of you to speak for him rater then with him. I don't think he is seeking a third father.

Especially one who lies and does not even realize it..

>my child
How utterly patronizing.

>>730131006

I am not learned, but simply an ascended individual with no need for the modern sciences. I have found my own definition of God separate from this plane - the self. To satisfy god is to appease the desires of the self. To understand oneself is to understand your past and future, to become satisfied with all space and time. To truly understand God, you must lose him, but to truly understand yourself, you must understand God. Therefore, it stands that to understand God, you must understand yourself and then that to understand God you must become God.

I am God and therefore I understand Him for I am Him and I am myself and myself is God. Fear my enlightenment, child, or stand with me.

>>730131186

>lies and does not even realize it

"lie" is defined as an intentionally false statement. Whether my statement is true or false, it is intended as true. Ergo, I am not lying.

>>730131139

Satan does it for everyone. Heaven is boresome; the phrase stands that one would rather rule in hell than serve in heaven.

>>730131186

Hey tool, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Make actual arguments or don't bother speaking.

>>730131186
you reject me now, my child, but you will soon understand my power.

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>>730130936
No.. Not at all.

You are oblivious if you bite the apple and accept all the lies about it. Keep reading and you might actually discover that I often speak Ill of those jabbering behind pulpits for profits rather than prophets.

My savior went back to his Kingdom 2000+ years ago. And said he would claim it some time soon.

It is sick and twisted in so many ways.

I think it is a nasty trick as I said in an earlier thread. I am not here to convert folks.
Simply to debate what the Bible actually does or does not say verses what "OR" would try to tell you it says.

>>730131536
you need to get outside more..really,take a walk ,a ride to the ocean,,do it soon ..

>>730131642

Would you like to make an argument that isn't wholly-composed of pretentious symbolism, or am I going to be the only one?

>>730131660

I am everywhere - outside and inside are child's play compared to nine-dimensional particle physics with multiple dimensions of time.

I am the universe, and you can't tell me that I'm not and be completely certain about it.

>>730131660
You're on 4chan. Do you really think that you have any right to tell someone to go outside? This man speaks to me; he speaks to me far more than any other God reality has known.

>>730131833
Please, Sir: what is your name? I wish to learn from you.

>>730113901
>incredibly reasonable
believes in fucking invisible super powered god and a guy who turns water into wine and fucking magically duplicates fish. GTFO

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>>730131189
Nice bit of tripe.

You are not God nor am I.

We are created beings.
Just like Lucifer.
We were all made long ago and have been made to live this life to gain empathy for the living and to understand the pain and suffering that death causes.

You are an Angel of God made flesh.
Now knock it off and go read a book.

>>730131397
I believe the standard at /b/ is
I am OP. Deal with it or make your own thread.
Course you are welcome to call me a faggot as is tradition.

>>730131833
so , what kind of acid you been doing?

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>>730131536
Grow up.
You are not anyone other than a human. You may be a thrall of Satan and I would be unable to care less.

>>730131189
You're god? How many fingers am I holding up behind my back

>>730131917

I go by many names, child. God isn't a being, but rather a STATE of being, almost comparable to the different forms a body of water can take. Where the water can develop its shape, the mind can develop its quantum mass. This quantum mass is what allowed such advanced hyperbeings such as I to exist.

You do not need to know my name, but only to know this: I love you, my child, and I love even all of those who oppose me, but I love you ever-slightly more.

>>730113901
Do you believe in transubstantiation?

>>730131987
No, the standard of /b/ is that you are a faggot because you are OP. However, that'd be wrong, for that should in theory call you to be a hypocrite.

Then again, you're also a Christian, which would mean that you are a hypocrite by default.

>>730132053

love.

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>>730131746
Would you like to ask a concise question?

I mean what do I do with junk like this?
>>730129376
>>730130305
>>730131189

>>730131987

We are all God, my child, but it takes a specially-advanced mind such as mine to see it that way. You believe what you believe because you have been raised in a culture that thinks that it's okay for everyone to have their own opinions on how the universe works and then hold it against others, and you know what? that's fine and dandy. However, what's not fine and dandy is to call my truth tripe when I simply call yours inferior. It's probably true, but mine is more true.

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>>730131308
Sure you are.
You only think you are right.
No facts or support. Little more than wind blowing across your lips.

>>730130488
>I am awaiting an army bearing a flag that so far has only been used for...and I don't see them as a particularly useful army.

If only they had "hired goons" of their own or something closer to your ideal that is really effective?

>>730132068

Oh, so I am a thrall of Satan because I am a person whomst has decided to take it upon himself to implant wisdom in the ears of the willing? Take your goat's blood culture somewhere that isn't vegan, cultist.

>>730132322
Fix is here >>730132386

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>>730131364
Satan is not going to rule in hell. He is going to burn there..

Really sad to.

He could accomplish every thing he desires if he would just surrender right now this very instant..

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>>730131833
You are a loony..

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>>730132253

If the idea was to prove that I am the only person saying these things, then you are quite sorely mistaken, child.

>>730132357

Said the pot to the kettle.

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>>730131964
Did you miss the third owrd in that description.

You can't act surprised at the discussion you have found here.

Shoot be glad I am not one of the Never ending Story princeliness dweebs.

>>730132680
I am God. What's the difference? We'll all die anyway - I'll just have understood the universe I live in before I do, and that's our major difference.

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>>730132115
Blah Blah Blah.

>>730132188
No, Wine does not turn to blood and bread does not turn to flesh at my whim or Gods. (Well it COULD at Gods) Christ did not say that to make a new ritual.

He said it so we would remember his sacrifice every time we eat and drink.

>>730132484

Again with the pot calling the kettle black. You tell me "no facts or support," and yet you give such definite statements of the future while simultaneously knowing nothing of the source material you preach.

You are a hypocrite beyond all others. You will burn in Hell alongside all others whom of which you judged under the guise of a holy and just God.

>>730132969

You realize that you say unto me and my thoughts as your "oblivious" opposition says unto you, correct? I am a man whom of which appears as truly insane only because you were never raised to believe me - Jesus was approached similarly. However, unlike your Jesus I do not demand the heads of my enemies, but rather their minds. Give me your mind, my child, and we shall become One.

Link me the previous thread

And: How do you feel about zoroastrism?

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>>730132215
So you have not read the thread prior to posting either.
Why so many now?

I am most certainly NOT a hypocrite.
I teach the law, I struggle to follow it. I would never dare to enforce it upon another. I hold myself to a certain standard I do not demand it of you or judge you for it. You assume quite a lot.

>>730133205
zoroaster was a faggot and you are too for not being enlightened enough to see the truth in our savior

>>730130305
>>730130448
>>730130054
>>730131189
>>730131536
>>730131833
>>730132115
>>730132356
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>>730133100

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>>730132356
Your lips are still flapping?
Did you have a question?

>>730133403
Who needs questions when you know all?

>>730132447
You are claiming to be God..

Yeah that is a thrall of Satan.
You certainly are not Satan AKA The Anti Christ.

No images for you.

>>730132745
I provide supporting scripture and links quite often.

>>730133249

because my followers have reached an understanding of the world that you will never come to. Only when you understand derivatives will you understand derivations, and only when you understand derivations will you understand that christ was a liar and a cult leader whom demanded death more than life. Read a math text and it will all come to you, child.

>>730133595

A math text is proof of math because it proves itself through an established system. A physics text is proof of physics because the words inside can be proven immediately within one's own home with minimal outside materials.

The bible is not proof of god because it cites materials that cannot be proven, logically or otherwise, and you are a fool for thinking that you could ever understand a false god.

>>730133526

No images for me? How do I know that you're OP then? Only OP would post pictures of parrots.

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OP here. I would like to issue an apology to the true god posting in my thread - I am sorry for preaching a false god who demanded blood over virtue, led cults and was a generally poopy person. Please, let us all rejoice in oneness and understand each other through understanding the universe and therefore god and therefore ourselves.

Amen.

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>>730132980
Which statements of mine are you referring to?

That Satan is condemned?

Ezekiel 28:12–15 confirms it.

I don't claim to be forgiven or to know if I will go to Heaven or hell. That is up to God for me as much as any other. Satan has already been condemn and only awaits such time as God will finish with his promises.

Hell was emptied when Christ arose again.
It has remained so since then until the final Judgment which is long after we ALL die.

Picture is not Satanist it is the Cross Peter was martyred on. When the Church he was promised was stolen.

>>730127384
>>730127489
Trump is not the false prophet. The false prophet will arise from europe.

>>730134510

>referring to scripture as proof

See >>730133731

It can't possibly true that scripture is all you know.

>>730133100
Blah Blah blah.. You want some fava beans and a nice Chianti too?

>>730113901
What do you think of the gospel of barnabas?

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>>730134575
B R E X I T

>>730134643

What faulty manmade religion are you spouting? I eat burgers because burgers make me happy. Who needs pretentious, fluffy bullshit like that?

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>>730134671
op here - it's gayer than traps, and according to my sources traps are pretty gay

>>730134723
wait I got anti-christ and false prophet mixed up. I know for sure anti-christ will arise from europe. Is trump false prophet?

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>>730133731
I did not say it was proof of God. I said it proved any statement I might make about the Bible.

That is if I say there were no apples eaten in the Garden of Eden you can take it to the bank.

Genesis never once includes "apple" as a word in Chaldean, Hebrew, Greek, Aramaic or Latin.

Original sin was not about eating stuff. Nor was there sin yours. You are not in the Garden of Eden true, but your not going to hell because Adam and Eve ate an apple.

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>>730134901
Your facts are mixed. You have chosen physical proof for metaphysical statements, and therefore you cannot derive anything true for the same reason that you cannot add meters to meters per second.

We do not know who the false prophet is. To pretend that we could ever know is a true display of hubris. The most that we can do is hope that we are right and pray.

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>>730133815
And as OP I can say I am not one of them. The Earth is Millions perhaps Billions of years old God made it long before he made any critters or men. There were once dinosaurs on it. Though I kind of doubt God made them, but that is another story.

>>730135182

this kind of doublethink bullshit is exactly what 1984 was predicting

get out of my fucking thread

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>>730134147
Not Op..

Impersonating is a successful way to make me leave.

That would be your loss.

I am not being paid to be here.

>>730113901
Have you studied theology when you went to school or is your interest in religious/spiritual matters more than a hobby to you?

>>730135334

oh, it would be my loss that christfags are off my board? How pretentious. Christfags are scum - a collective relic of the past that must die like every other false religion.

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>>730134575
That is possible but calling the fp "Trump" would be a little Ironic.

>>730113901
Why are you Christian when the bible proves he was a false prophet?
In the old testament, God tells Isaiah that he will send a messenger. When asked how to know if it's the real one, God says that the false prophets will speak untruths and be put to death.
In the new testament, Jesus speaks many untruths, especially that all his disciples will "not taste death" before the final battle between God and Satan.
Well, here we are, the disciples are all dead, the Armageddon did not happen and Jesus was put to death. Obviously he was a false prophet as foretold by God.
Don't mess with atheists, we know more about your fairy tales than you do.

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>>730135334
This is the fake OP. his words are useless and he has ruined this thread with his presence.

>>730135576
You are right, but we Christians are entitled to our own opinions far more than you heathens are.

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>>730134671
You know I have read several Apocrypha texts but not that one. Have never found a reliable copy.

What did you think?

>>730135576
Christians don't actually read the bible

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>>730135657
You could probably wrap it around your head at least once. Also, ASL? I'd like summa dat

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>>730135690
>answering a question with another question

I think I found the Jew

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>>730134803
Christianity, but as Christ taught it not some nonsense made up by men in funny hats.

Welcome to the thread.

>>730135850
so you're a protestant?

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>>730134898
I wish Hiro would reinstate ID's as Moot once did.

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>>730135690
not OP. OP here.

>>730135807
what a gas exdee

>>730135850
Christ didn't teach christianity, he taught death for sin as a cult leader.

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>>730135997

What, so fakes like you couldn't
overtake my threads like this?
This is why we need to make
Christianity a national law and
to gas all of the gays.

>>730135664
>You are right, but we Christians are entitled to our own opinions far more than you heathens are.
Because you have fewer facts?

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>>730136302
Yes. fewer facts means more truth because more facts means less truth because more information will obscure the truth as we know it. By obscuring the truth as it has already been known, we have come to the conclusion that everything is simultaneously true and false at the same time.

This thread doesn't exist, for instance. I am very smart.

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>>730134901
Ignore this false prophet. He isn't even original.

Trump could be.. Who ever introduces us to Anti-Christ and lies claiming he is the second coming is the false prophet if male and the whore of Babylon if female.

>>730135289
I am OP was my thread but I am about done with it since the liar claiming to be god is now posting Parrot pictures..

>>730135390
I was baptized Catholic and left before communion. (6) Attended a Parochial school from the third to the fifth grade. I am ordained with the Universal life church but it ended up being a tax shelter and a scam so I left it too.

It is a vocation outside of my work and more an obligation then a hobby.

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>>730135469
Then feel free to kill me but usually I find I have been here at /b/ far longer then you and your ilk.

(I am very cress)

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peaceful thread ruined by dubmasses
hope you are all proud of yourself

>>730136726
you are very cress but I am very crescent moon and therefore am much better than those of your shitty titty kind, I mean who thinks that using huge words for the explicit sake of using big words will ever get you taken seriously? Speak like a human or be taken as a tool.

>>730136787

nigga i am enlighten as fuck becasue of this thread you and your shit taste can go fuck off lmao edx

>>730113901
Do you actually believe the bible or do you cherry-pick like most theists?

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>>730135576
>his disciples will "not taste death" before the final battle between God and Satan.

You will have to link some verses because Christ never said that.. nor much of the other stuff you claim here...

Israel had to exist once again before the "last generation" It was pretty much destroyed before most of the Apostles were killed.

I answered his question. I have NOT read it.

Then I thought I might be polite and ask him what he thought of it.

Lots of folks in this thread are blind and can not see even.

i believe in magic and angels and demons and the afterlife and the great devourer and the god of death and could we please have less power of religion on earth please please give time to churches but not money and give your children a choice about being taught about faith and belief please i love you all

>>730135999
>Christ didn't teach christianity, he taught death for sin as a cult leader.

this is true. christianity was mashed together from greek, roman and persian beliefs to create a steaming pile of andy sixx's butt logs

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>>730137041
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>>730136726
haha only fucking newfags use the cress meme

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>>730135917
No I am not a follower of any modern church.
I study the teachings of Christ.

I was baptized a Catholic but left before my first communion. I have not attended a mass since then. I am afraid common labels will not work with me. I am just a fellow human who suggests "Rightly dividing" and reading the Bible.I do not try and promote any particular church or pew.

Running out of birds. Switching to the cross...

-OP

>>730137239

Are we blind for seeing the truth as it truly is, or are we blind for not agreeing with your neoliberal doublethink bullshit where everyone can believe what they want despite being objectively wrong?

Get the fuck off of this board before I call the cops and make them order you Domino's shit pizza

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>>730136123
Yer the fake mate.

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>>730136787
Sorry brother I will be back another time.

Such are the perils of /b/...

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>>730137590

>not realizing the superiority of birdkin

>>730137684

>yer

faggot unchristian snob detected, only real christians parrotpost

those crucifixi are creepy could you please use something different?

>>730137822

Maybe you fuckers should get your own fucking board instead of trying to have an actual conversation on a board made for shitposting.

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>>730136872
blah blah blah.

Let no one say unto your shame was beauty here, until you came.

>>730137590
in other words, you don't know what protestantism is. that's okay.

Here's a few more questions:

1) Why isn't there any evidence for Jesus' historical existence outside of the Bible?

2) Why are there so many different versions of the Bible floating around?

3) Why has every generation of Christians in history been utterly convinced they were living in the end times?

>>730137907
nah, this isnt actual conversation because actual conversations discuss real issues instead of fairytales

the crucifix is such a sad thing, i always think of god in the sunrise and the sunset :)

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>>730137041
I believe the Bible is flawed. But I trust every word that is attributed directly to God or Christ in a red letter edition of the Bible.

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>>730137923

at me, look: put the different parts of a sentence in unusual places to sound smarter than I actually am, I can

>>730138027
>I trust every word that is attributed directly to God or Christ in a red letter edition of the Bible.

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit

>>730138027
which edition is a red letter edition? they are all faulty translations and any version that isn't the original writings of each individual book is trickery devised by satan

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>>730137307
Sounds good to me.

-The REAL (TM) OP..

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>>730137555
Trips don't usually lie.
Thanks for ruining that old axiom.

>>730138161
i dont like the cross it makes me think of when my christian grandfather hurt me

OP, just a word of note: I am the masquerading god in this thread that has been impersonating you.

There is a tripcode function to ordain yourself as the read OP. Name#pass .

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>>730138373

thanks! I'll be sure to deal with these heathens in future threads. Be sure to look for this tripcode!

>>730121100
>parrot guy
>file name
kys

>>730138478
LOL U JUST GOT BAMBOOZLED XDEE

>>730138251
LOOK AT ME I AM MODERN POSTER IN MODERN THREAD I KNOW ALL ABOUT FAULTY RELIGION

What is more offensive? Making images of Christ out of human feces or making images of Christ out of menstrual blood?

asking for a friend

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>>730137627
Your blind for commenting in a thread before you read it.

Numerous accusations have been made none of which are true.

But you and yours are in a frenzy to be right and reveal the hypocrisy of the Christian.

Rather then to actually see that I am not at all what you may think.

I was here chatting in general and debating the Bible and some other "religious" stuff.

I was being far more critical of those who claim the faith then I was to accuse others or spew fire and brimstone.

I am not here to attack Athiests or non believers I think both can be very smart..

Sadly some just see the cross and begin to spew vitriol and amuse they are being unfairly jugged the loon claiming to be god and posting Parrots to confuse the thread for example.

>>730137684
No but then you already ruined the thread. Congrats.Do you feel special now?

So be it.

>>730138827

singles lie

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>>730138739

neither, they are both valuable. All images of christ are valuable. Make sure that the shit is as fetid as possible to truly mark the age of our God.

is god almighty and all loving ?

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>>730137907
Been doing this for years and years.

Hey it is random. And I post images.

I guess I am with in the rules I have not been banned.

But again rather then entering a debate or trying to truly discuss things you just assume you know me and what I had to say..
You simply do not.

It really is your loss. See you again someday. Hope it is not some where too warm.. I really mean that.

I often feel sad that so many treat others in ways they would not want to be treated. Doing it often for the luls. What a terrible reason to directly invite Gods wrath. Don't mislead them.

Or at least say as I often do: If I ever mislead you? I will accept the blame. My apologies.

>>730137954
No, I don't follow or worship Martin Luther his authority like Paul's DOES NOT EXCEED THAT OF CHRIST.. (Though yes I agree each person should read what ever they wish to seek salvation and should not be limited to a liturgy in latin...

>>730139316

no. only shitposters like you and i are granted passage.

>>730139444
"Trips don't usually lie.
Thanks for ruining that old axiom."

God here. Getting bored of sitting here doing nothing. Enjoy your meaningless discussions, I'm going to go for a walk and enjoy the independent universe I've created instead of offering support to those who live entire lives of abject suffering while never knowing the glory and warmth of the love of another human being.

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>>730137954
There is you just keep looking for the wrong name in the wrong place. There are no J's in Hebrew.

Seek his name? And you may actually find him.
Becasue men wrote them all the time and for what ever fucking reason God lets them.

I hope it is to permit plausible deniability or some thing..
"Sorry Father I could not decide which building and book you supported was it the one with funny hats and gold goblets? Or maybe the one with the funny balls I had to hold while I confessed to some bored guy who wanted me to write another check?"

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>>730137954
Oh and the last one..
Because we were told to watch, but Jesus even taught in Parables which is the ONLY thing I will ever hold against him.

Tell the truth and tell it plain!

>>730139873
other than that he didn't exist?

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>>730138137
Hope you had a delicious lunch.

Sorry about your blindness.

>>730140061
true blindness is to look at a book and pretend you know the world

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>>730138583
I did not create the name. Google it..
Cockatoo would have been my choice they are still parrots.

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>>730139939
Yeshua ben Yosef there I did the hard part for you.

Now see if you can find Lee Strobel's work as an Atheist and a former news journalist he set out to prove the bible was a fairy tale.

He failed and made videos on the matter.

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>>730140250
Did you have a question?

>>730140988
Did I say that I had a question?

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>>730141070
Learning more often then not happens through books although Computers and Internet are changing that.

But it is hard to change a book after it has been printed.

Things on the internet are too easily perverted and turned into lies like you and your ilk did to this thread.

>>730141280
by making life about a dichotomy of "us" and "them," you are actively refusing to make the realization that you are no better than us no matter what you do with your life.

>>730141400
The "us and them" is your fault.

You chose to enter and divide.

Not me.

Had you asked questions some one might have told you about the thread that ran all night long before it finally 404'd..

Again you have made numerous errors and presumptions about me.

I certainly do not think I am better than anyone.

But I do think you are an asshole.

"Look at me Look at me I can disrupt a thread.."

>>730141758

how can you sit there and assume that I am the person or persons that has/have ruined this thread? What is the indicator? From my perspective, it looks like you're acting as an example of unchristian displaced anger.

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>>730142069
If it walks like a duck..

And I am not being unChristian except perhaps for calling you an asshole. You are what you are. I see you are disrupting the thread and are either the anon claiming to be God or another luls seeker.

You certainly did not intend to enter and participate with what was happening. You came here to disrupt.

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And there we are.

Enough of this.

I can go to any thread here to clown and be clowned.

Be well /b/..

-Parrot Guy

>>730142512
So you're walking into a swamp and you don't expect an ogre? Sounds like your fault, buddy. Don't play the victim when you asked for it.

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>>730142773
Ogres are fictional.
Swamps are real.

You attacked i parried.

Don't whine because I won't stick around and support your nonsense.

(Hebrews 13:2)

G'night /b/

>>730143028

you didn't parry because a parry would have actually been effective. Pretentious bullshit does not make for good communication.

>>730143028
/thread

/thread

>>730143450

>>730142726
Hope to see you again soon, Parrot Guy!

>>730143495

>>730143541
;-P

>>730143603

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>>730143822
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>>730143603
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>>730143450

nice samefagging

>>730143905

This was not mine. >>730143541